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Sun November 27, 2011
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(Some Biased Guy)
 
 
 
"Alcohol's disruptive effects are mostly in our heads" That's sort of the point
source: overcomingbias.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Cool Lego weapons that actually work
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(27)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Astronomers snap a picture of the youngest supernova ever. Why don't you all have a seat over there?
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(35)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Apple's Steve Jobs and Samsung's Lee Kun Hee portrayed as criminals (Featured Partner)
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hot Australian author encourages infidelity to keep relationships healthy and happy. Many dismiss it as a silly, counterclockwise theory
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(118)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How brains benefit from meditation. Let's take a few minutes to reflect on this
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(29)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Common disk encryption software is so good it makes the disk unreadable to local and federal law enforcement, according to a press release from Pedobear.org
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(92)
 


Sat November 26, 2011
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man builds girlfriend $125 iPad from scratch. Geek love is so adorable
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(88)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Prison inmates use dominoes for natural male enhancement. Unfortunately for them the pieces didn't quite fall in place and caused unwanted domino (side)effects
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(65)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing
 
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Wildfires, disappearing oxygen helped kill off 90 percent of all life on Earth. Way to go, wildfires and disappearing oxygen
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(38)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
How The Monarch migrates: In a giant floating cocoon surrounded by henchmen
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(47)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Stranded Russian Mars probe falls silent. This is a repeat, tovarisch
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(38)
 
(Some tube geek)
 
 
 
London Underground lets the public visit one of its abandoned tube stations
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Think your TV screen protected you from Daleks? Think again
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
With $20 of materials you can generate a plasma 10,000 times denser than a top of the line nuclear fusion research experiment
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(48)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Ottawa man finds flaw in Starbucks gift cards. For one thing, they have to be used at Starbucks
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Fri November 25, 2011
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Highlevelsofcaffeineinwater indicatehumancontamination canyoubelieveit Ican'tbelieveitletmetellyou doyouwannatalkaboutsomething let'stalkaboutsomething it'snicetotalkaboutsomething
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(23)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
When will artificial molecular machines start working for us? Let's ask Skynet
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(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before you go all "ZOMG HAX THE RUSSIANZ R COMING," check to make sure you don't have a plant employee logging in remotely while on a trip abroad
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists determine why flies like beer. Possibly not for the same reasons you do
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(11)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Petition to remove all discussion of Skyrim from the internet
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(123)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Launch of Mars probe Curiosity, with 10 times scientific payload of its predecessors, set for 10:02 AM Saturday
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(88)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Discovery of ancient hooks suggest that early humans fished for tuna. Scientists warn it still could be red herring
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(29)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Super Nintendo toaster? Sure, why the hell not
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How tubes of shiat become Tofurkey
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(151)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why do flight attendants talk like space aliens? Now here's the linguistic science
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(44)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Science fiction families that are more evil--and yet somehow better--than your own
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers are pretty sure they'll be able to control the race of cyborg insects they're creating
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(19)
 


Thu November 24, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the Thanksgiving turkey you're digesting may well kill you
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(128)
 
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Happy sneakily update your parent's browser day
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(103)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Scientists pontificate that observing the female form without textile impediments increases cerebral activity, with corresponding increase in intell--BOOBIES
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(273)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
EA: Sorry PS3 gamers who bought BF3, we aren't including BF1943 like we promised. Gamers: Okay, here is a lawsuit. EA: Sorry, there seem to be some misunderstandings here
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(70)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
UFO lands in Nevada desert. First encounter is with a hunter from Auburn holding a shotgun. Hunter shoots UFO repeatedly (includes video of UFO trying to escape)
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(143)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Check out this floating lamp. The future goes *THERE,* on the end table
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Icicle of death captured on film
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dreaming eases painful memories. WHY WON'T DREW STOP WEARING THAT BIKINI AND DANCING AROUND???
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Cool Whip: "A delicious blend of sugar, wax, and condom lube." A timely seasonal article, plus your mom likes the description
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(43)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Brian Eno composed Windows 95 chime on a Mac. Basically no need to click the link, that's the story. Okay bye-bye
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comic book fandom is stunned after previously-dead character is returned to life
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pet owners using GPS technology to keep track of their animals. If there was only some kind of restraining device owners could buy to keep pets tethered
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why we need all those mile markers along every highway? Turns out you are not alone
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(139)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Subby not sure how you think you can correct something that is 100% true, but a recent discovery may cause a biblical rewrite of King Herod
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taiwanese study says having your partner taking multivitamins can lead to casual sex. Friday night now becomes a case of beer and a bottle of Flintstones chewables
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(9)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
A tale from 1977 when "mobile computing" was more parking-lot-top than laptop and required a truck
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(11)
 
(Some alien stalker)
 
 
 
Are alien probes lurking in our solar system?
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(34)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New study says that redheads are more likely to be afraid of going to the dentist, have higher incidence of gingervitis
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists are working hard to build a better turkey, better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. They have the technology. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
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(9)
 


Wed November 23, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
To get 55 mpg you'll have to give up power windows, heated seats, DVD entertainment, and AC that could freeze the Sahara. But on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness
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(216)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Lego Freddie Mercury is more awesome than most living musicians
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(20)
 
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
How to avoid . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,
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(40)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Why the Stop Piracy Online Act endangers America's Internet leadership
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(40)
 
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about, really; just a possible giant meteorite impact tomorrow
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(44)
 
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . procrastination
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(26)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New comic releases this week include Fantastic Four, X-Men, and RON PAUL
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The "mystery" of who authored the Dead Sea Scrolls may have finally been solved. Hint: it's who every scholar and historian who's ever looked at them thought it was
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(56)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey
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(67)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
27 great moments in history if the internet was around. #alamo I'M IN UR BASE, KILLIN' UR DOODZ (Not a slideshow)
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Gorgeous Skyrim timelapse video confirms that Skyrim is more beautiful than real life
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(336)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Despite Android lead, iOS devs slurp scads more mazuma. OH COME ON, I don't even think that passes for what you Brits call English. Tag is because I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that headline meant
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google.com's artsy-craftsy turkeys are nice and all, but Google.pl's tribute to Stanisław Lem is way cooler
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New batch of hacked climate scientist e-mails released on eve of climate summit. Thus, Al Gore is wrong and it will snow tomorrow
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(213)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out
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(33)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Even Jimmy Wales is sick of seeing Jimmy Wales on every page of Wikipedia?
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy's rare heart condition makes laughing potentially fatal. Doctors prescribe beta-blockers, entire DVD box set of Mr. Belvedere
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(68)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Bear-cam sends back pictures of piccinnik baskets, eh booboo?
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(24)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Top 10 coolest wooden gadgets and devices
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(29)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Once upon a time when the world was young, science was a hands-on endeavor. Or a "stick your head in a massive gaping maw" endeavor. Whatever works
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(6)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Tired of coffee? Take the next logical step.. COCAINE
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(55)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
When this veggie-powered truck hits 155 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shiat
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(21)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The introduction of boobies can drop a man's IQ by as many as 20 points
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(156)
 


Tue November 22, 2011
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Pizza box is too loud. I CAN'T HEAR THE BANANA
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(27)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
How people are fooled by evidence. You're going to glove this article
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(23)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
DARPA: "Let's get rid of antibiotics, since they'll be obsolete anyway." That sounds like a plan that could possib... THE HELL?
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(65)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Gene tweaking makes muscles twice as strong. I'm not gonna tweak Gene. You do it. Go ahead. Do it. Go on. DO IT, YOU WUSS
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(39)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Legendary science fiction author Anne McCaffrey makes her final trip between
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Batman probably had a worse Thanksgiving than you ever have or ever will. Probably
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(47)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Despite the tag, Florida can actually be quite pretty... when seen from 500 miles away in space
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(11)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Apple profusely thanks and rewards a hacker who finds serious security flaws in the App Store. Just kidding. They threw him out of the developer program. Tag is for Apple
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(55)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Because what today's distracted drivers REALLY need is rear-view mirrors with video playback and touch screen gaming
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(4)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
When radium was a beauty product. THE FUTURE IS *NOT* HERE
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(74)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
An Apple a day keeps infringement suits away
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(12)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass
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(38)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Facebook is working on new smartphone "to bring powerful social experiences to more people around the world" ...like playing Farmville
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With names like "Erotic Pickled Herring" and "Sheep on Meth," you'd think they were flavor-of-the-month hipster bands, but you'd be wrong
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(19)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Farking neutron star magnets, how do they work?
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(5)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Why is it so hard to go to Mars?" I would like to have a serious discussion about that, but right now the Kardashians are on, followed by Dancing with the Stars
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(89)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Five Captain Planet episodes that went horribly wrong, like when Wheeler visited a bike shop run by that creepy guy
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(109)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
10 worst supervillains invented by comic book writers on Friday at 4pm
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(40)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The autopsy is dead, long live the autopsy
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(23)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Fifteen really, really hard video games
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(182)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Computerized contact lenses will keep you up-to-date with news and texts, and tell you when to TERMINATE
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(36)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Startling proof that the internet makes you smarter. San Diego nixes plan to explode whale carcass, instead plans to truck it across town to research lab
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proof that Steve Jobs is dead: Apple has patented an airbag in case you drop your iPad
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about
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(13)
 


Mon November 21, 2011
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
"Siri, how do I hack you to get voice control of my home thermostat?" "I'm so glad you asked"
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(27)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Palaeontologists discover first evidence that dinosaurs ate birds. Those stone buckets from Pangaea Fried Chicken were a big tipoff
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(10)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Android is a malware magnet, says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe neutrinos aren't traveling faster than light, says competing team. NERD FIGHT
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(71)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Shackleton Energy Company plans to establish first lunar base and gas stations in space. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*
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(26)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
The next Tomb Raider movie will not suck. Really, they promise this time
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(33)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Hot bodies pounding. "Tight doubles." When did NASA go all porn-y?
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Windows 95 lawsuit going to trial. Moses, King Tut, Julius Caesar and other Windows 95 users expected to be called as witnesses
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(159)
 
(TED)
 
 
 
The Bad Astronomer talks about killer asteroids, and how to defend against them. Aerosmith, Bruce Willis on standby
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(33)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, how to make alcoholic ice cream, the greatest dessert of all time
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tips for beating SAD. Fark remedy of "more whiskey" surprisingly absent
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(85)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Spyhunting US pols to crawl up Huawei and ZTE's ass" *sighs* I'm not sure what language that was written in, but there's a Weapons Van joke in there somewhere
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(21)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New research validates how foods affect genetic expression at the cellular level. Unfortunately, this isn't very good news for people with mozzarella blood type
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(17)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Wars burlesque
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(68)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Statisticians can prove almost anything. 68% of all people already knew that
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