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Sun October 30, 2011
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
I don't know how mortals carve pumpkins, but this is how a high school science teacher does it
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Meet a guy that restores pinball machines for a living. Pac-man sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't sleep with your smart phone, regardless of how much you enjoy its vibrate mode
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant laser would be strong enough 'to tear the fabric of space.' What could possibly go wrong?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
What's worse than a supernova? How about a zombie supernova?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Appwnd
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Through-the-nipple breast cancer therapy OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Not even the Stonecutters can hold back the electric car when wireless charging comes to town
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
10 of the funniest Siri responses ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing arm of Milky Way found -- which it turns out is pretty handy
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Sat October 29, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vampire stars, Frankensatellites, Children of the Corn and a meteor shower. Your all star Halloween lineup... FROM SPACE
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
You know what's crazier than that crazy old aunt you got locked in your attic that no one talks about? Naming a dinosaur after Ross Perot. See what I'm sayin'? Now that's just crazy
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(Discover)
 
 
 
What do you do for a living? Researcher. What do you research? Bug genitalia
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
2,700 year old picture of childbirth found at Etruscan dig site, complete with inscription reading "GIVE ME MY EPIDURAL OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THAT FARKING STETHOSCOPE"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists track dopamine release in brain at microsecond level to reveal why you chose a hot pocket over ramen noodles even though it burns your mouth like nuclear lava every time
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(Electronista)
 
 
 
Google's first move after acquiring Moto? "You get a pink slip. You get a pink slip. And you get a pink slip. And you get a pink slip. Everyone gets pink slips"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists record dream content for first time, find of course that you're at a meeting and you forgot to wear your pants and the boss is asking you to go to lunch and already the marshmallow spider monkeys are laughing at you
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Fri October 28, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you 28, speak Mandarin, right-handed, own a cell phone, don't have a car or bank account, Christian, and make less than $12K/year? Congratulations. You're typical
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Invisible glass eliminates glare. THE FUTURE IS *THWACK*... okay, who the hell closed the door?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Artificial blood could be on the way. O-really?
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The internet hasn't changed much in 15 years, although the headlines are way more meta
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Plants feel the force." Great, all we need is a palm tree with a lightsaber
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I don't know who Justin Bieber is, but he's fed up with the copyright lobby as much as the rest of us
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Facebook use now cited in one of every five U.S. divorces. In other news, 4 out of 5 spouses still secretly getting poked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten scariest video games of all time, from someone who apparently quit playing games in 1995
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You could eat all the fatty foods you wanted if you only had the heart of a python
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about steak. Finally, an article that's well done
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rare 1956 film of extinct woodpecker makes ornithologists ha-ha-ha-hap-py
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that Steve Jobs was pretty anal, but DAMN
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(Not a proctologist)
 
 
 
Mission planned to probe Uranus, "We've only really scratched the surface of Uranus." Sometimes these things DO write themselves
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(io9)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs migrated seasonally; whenever the hell else they felt like it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to attend Gallagher shows
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Due to errors in translation of how-to-copy-Apple memo into Finnish, Nokia's new Windows phones arrive with non-removable batteries and non-expandable memory
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
HP: Hey, you know how we said that we were getting out of the PC business? Yeah, forget we said that, please
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Thu October 27, 2011
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
No matter how much camouflage, fox urine, face paint and stealth you use, every animal in the forest knows your fat ass is coming from miles away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas software manager, who watches too much Big Bang Theory, creates robot for the office while he works from home
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You sound like it's not your fault
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Microsoft clears Czech
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Antivirus program is so sensitive it detects itself
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Passive-walking robot can stroll downhill forever with no power source. I've got one of those, too. It's called a Slinky
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Edible Venn diagrams. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Vegas wedding chapel goes with the obvious marriage=death images and hold Halloween themed weddings. You may bite the bride
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, this graph pretty much blows the whole "iPhones are overpriced crap" statement clear out of the water
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists fascinated by spot on Uranus
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier will pass Earth closer than the moon next week. Good thing we elected Morgan Freeman
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have confirmed that Eris is an exact twin of Pluto, still not a planet
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Instead of candy, the Bradbury Science Museum is giving out SCIENCE
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(NASA)
 
 
 
I hate to put cool and Thailand's flooding together, but this is a pretty amazing image from NASA's Terra Spacecraft
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook to build data center in arctic Sweden, keep servers cool by melting polar ice cap
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Take a tour of Earth's most extreme telescopes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GPS shoes now available for Alzheimer's patients, confused seniors, Rams wide receivers
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
The five strangest iPhone knockoffs
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why Wall Street is full of shiat
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(ZimDiaspora)
 
 
 
The French are big dicks
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Nokia's newest phone named after world's oldest profession
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fourteen punctuation marks that you never knew existed. Bonus: snark mark
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Pacman nebula now has sharp teeth. Wocka wocka wocka
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Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Siri is unable to understand Scottish accents. Scottish users calling Apple to complain, discovering help desk employees can't understand them either
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tales from the Royal Society. The Fark of 17th Century England
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter Eggs in the new Siri app on the iPhone 4s, what new ones have you found?
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Moving to a better neighborhood can be as effective as drugs in preventing obesity. You sound stationary
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Did you like that video on quantum levitation? Here comes the science
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of the 1911 Australasian Antarctic Expedition you will see all day (warning: slideshow)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Generation Catalano: Still looking for Tino
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Astronaut crew of NASA's NEEMO-15 swim away from very tall hurricane
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Support for geoengineering by blocking out the sun. SIMPSONS DID IT
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(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine cheap, nerdy, and meta? You get the only guy not getting laid at the Halloween party. Also, this costume
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
IBM taken over by PMS
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Hackers finally look at non-US defense contractors, stealing plans for fighter planes, tentacle beasts and nuclear plants from Mitsubishi
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google ditches its other +, and "how" "to" "get" "it" "back"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
VISTA finds new globular star clusters. A fatal error has just occurred and VISTA needs to restart
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Krebs nabs RSA attack list. It's a vicious cycle
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google/Youtube take down request by country: UK wanted to ban Jihadist, Germany Nazis, US wanted videos of police brutality removed, Japan didn't want to have remove anything and China is a state-secret
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
And when he had opened the eighth seal, I saw eight colors of lint envelop the world and eight angels did sneeze and flood the world with wrathful snot, and the people did PANIC
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Strawberries reduce stomach lining damage from boozing, medication and ulcers. Merck and GlaxoSmithKline start bidding war for Smucker's
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Tue October 25, 2011
(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
To the left, a cool story about a one-armed guy who had his cellphone implanted in his prosthetic arm. To the right, every gadget that Farkers would want in -their- prosthetic arms
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Study accidentally shows coffee is effective against cases of the religion
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
You wouldn't like Mario when he's angry
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Male dolphins act as each others wingmen to help them seal the deal with the ladies
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(io9)
 
 
 
Science proves getting silicone injected directly into your body is a bad idea. Adamantium test results not yet submitted
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(io9)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of Saturn's space stations you'll see all day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Netflix lost 800,000 subscribers in the 3rd quarter fo this year-But their earnings rose 65%. So maybe they didn't need your whiny, entitled, account-sharing ass as much as you thought
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Periodic Table of HTML 5 elements
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(Google)
 
 
 
Buzz off
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten things you probably didn't know about dreams. Yes, yes, we all saw Inception, aren't you clever
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Comcast, Verizon ordered to disclose over 100 customer records of people who illegally downloaded pornographic movies back in---hang on, someone's at the door
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(Dice)
 
 
 
EFF kind of thinks Amazon's browser won't spy on you, except when it does
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(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
"The Idea House is an environmentally perfect house that leaves no carbon footprint. It generates more energy that it uses, which means that it is more than a carbon-zero house. It is a carbon-minus house"
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto V is coming, news stories blaming it for unrelated crimes to follow shortly thereafter
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The creator of parenthetical hell has gone to theroretical heaven
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do you use Skype? "Evil computer nerds" may be hunting you as we speak
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Northern Lights spotted where no aliens have gone before: Central Ohio
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A few of Tolkien's earliest sketches from "The Hobbit," including a smiling Smaug soaring over gnomes...er, dwarves
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 10 most boring video games ever. Euro Truck Simulator anyone? Anyone?
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Your jet pack has arrived* (*Jet pack must be used underwater)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As if you really needed another reason to get your tubby buns to the gym
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(Slacktory)
 
 
 
Absurdly extensive analysis of various cultural references made in The Simpsons during its heyday
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Your drinking water might cause Alzheimer's, miscarriage, cancer, neurological dysfunction, and Alzheimer's. Everybody....uhh
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Mon October 24, 2011
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Video games heal the sick. See they are good for something. Putting doctors out of business since 2011
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's next-generation space observatory comes to Baltimore, promptly gets gonorrhea, stabbed in the chest
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(Some Edditor)
 
 
 
The Top 10 consistency errors in writing: ten often committed Errors including inconsistently-applied phrase-hypenation; capitalization of words, punctuation; • tables and *bulleted lists, entries with periods. And some without
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Oldest documented supernova documented again
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The first step to a perfect drug combination is to get a suitcase. Then fill it with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, plus pills and booze
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More time outdoors, less masturbation may help kids prevent vision problems
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Stupid hacker tricks: Exploits gone bad
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Statue of Liberty gets her first webcam for her 125th birthday, will let you see down her toga
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
The three finalists in the Blizzcon costume contest are farking amazing, but all of that will be overshadowed in the comments by what a fatass Jay Mohr is turning into
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists claim ancient spear lodged in mastodon skeleton proves humans populated North America 1,000 years earlier than previously thought. Still looking for foot-powered cars and record players made from birds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for the next Star Wars action figure from Hasbro: Decide which Star Wars character will go into production next
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Family, friends search for bipolar man last seen between Arctic and Antarctic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
150 years ago the U.S.'s first social network opened. Status: ...--...--.-.-..--..-..- stop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PhD student at University of Illinois makes major leap in weapons research. For Iran
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to turn your whole rear window into an illuminated, animated display of your passive-aggressiveness while driving? Now you can
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to see an aircraft boneyard with over two hundred abandonded planes of all types and sizes, all just waiting to be crawled around in? What about if it isn't a slideshow?
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Wife: "Could you take out the garbage?" Husband: "Nope, I've got the Man-Flu"
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