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Sun October 09, 2011
Sat October 08, 2011
Fri October 07, 2011
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US Predator drone fleet hit by computer virus, military panicking because the instructions on Kaspersky didn't work |
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"All of modern physics is wrong." So says one of the great scientific minds of our time, conservative pundit Charles Krauthammer |
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Removing copy protections from media results in less piracy and can increase profits, says new study from the Doy Institute |
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How Uranus got knocked on its side. It was probably talking shiat to Jupiter in a bar |
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What everyone is afraid to say about Steve Jobs: great businessman, awful human being |
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"I shaved my balls for this?" and other tech quotes of the week |
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Google and Samsung cancel the Nexus Prime launch due to Steve Jobs' death, with picture of what a large furry holding a Nexus Prime might look like |
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No word on the condition of the bowl of petunias |
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Cool: NASA predicts a dazzling meteor shower on Saturday. Fark: USA residents need to start looking up at noon |
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Scientists attempting to find out if anything could survive landing on Europa |
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Researcher uses gold nanoparticles to perform DNA analysis in a matter of minutes. The only hard part is getting all of the tiny little miners out of the bloodstream afterwards |
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Chilean scientists make a compelling case for rounding up old people and putting them in quarantine. So like Country Buffet, then |
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So...do you want to know what an orgasm smells like? You're about to find out |
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Research team from the University of Illinois makes breakthrough in artificial photosynthesis. Within a few years, the Nissan Leaf may actually work like one |
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In an effort to upstage the patent troll suing people that use WiFi, today's patent troll is suing Motorola for manufacturing cell phones that have a processor |
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A month after unraveling a virus mystery that had stumped scientists for years, gamers step up again, discover dozens of new planets. 1UP |
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Astronomers baffled by nocturnal emissions from distant pulsar, sticky sheets in the morning |
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Oh my God - IT'S FULL OF SNAKES (w/pic) |
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New condition dubbed "text neck" on the rise, joining ranks of Fark Politics tab own "butt hurt" and "wanker's elbow" |
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Why have three killer whales been hanging out in an Alaskan river for three weeks now? Because they're killer whales and they'll do what they want, whatever |
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Law professors propose marriages be allowed over Skype and the internet... dozens of Halo and WoW players are have their fingers crossed |
Thu October 06, 2011
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Eight things you didn't know about Steve Jobs. Like exactly how he trolled Steve Wozniak HARD in 1975 |
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Do you have poor health? It wet bread could increase table dog purple liquefy your chili squint odds paper nutbound feet of dementia. Raging clipart |
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Not news: Database sued for copyright infringement. Fark: For telling time |
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Research shows oral sex may be leading cause of mouth/throat cancer. SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR FUNDING PULLED |
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There's TEN types of writer's block? Jesus...I'll never think of a headline for this one |
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3 in 10 teens have had others log into their social networking accounts to impersonate them and I am a little fairy boy |
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Astronomy pioneer Aden Meinel, who scouted site of Kitt Peak observatory and brought cutting-edge giant telescopes there, dead at 88. Good night, starry guy |
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Steve Jobs' authorized biography release moved up to October 24. SPOILER ALERT: He dies |
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Meet the Electrophobes: the people being killed by electromagnetic radiation |
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If you are still pondering what the double rainbow could mean, get ready to have your mind blown by the DOUBLE-double rainbow |
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Scientists closer to developing a quantum computer, admit no potential improvements in running Crysis at a decent frame rate |
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Apple stores around the world have set up shrines to Saint Steve Jobs, because it's not a cult or anything |
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Astronomers going through old Hubble images find three planets. And you were happy when you found three Skittles going through your sofa cushions |
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XKCD's wonderful, subtle tribute to Steve Jobs |
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Monkeys learn to control computer games with their minds. Mark my words, this will not end well |
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The very best Steve Jobs tributes |
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Doctors at Romero General Hospital think that cancer probably killed Steve Jobs, sorry to all of you that had "Rabid wolves" in the pool |
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Google pulls "is my son gay?" app after it turned out he was |
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With latest upgrades, B-52s will be in the air longer than your mom's legs ever could |
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Steve Jobs' funeral to be picketed by Westboro Baptist Church... announced via Tweet sent from iPhone |
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A video compilation of everything the Wachowskis "borrowed" when they made "The Matrix." Bonus points for video including the 1976 Dr. Who episode "Deadly Assassin" |
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Boing Boing redesigns site in honor of Steve Jobs' passing. This will be tough to get over |
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Scientists clone human stem cells, reduce miracle of life to a few scientific steps |
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8 bit art on your bicycle wheels? Yes please |
Wed October 05, 2011
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Bringing an asteroid to Earth -- what could possibly go wrong? |
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Instructions for turning a Halloween pumpkin into the Death Star |
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India announces $35 tablet computer for rural poor. Call center to be based in the US |
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NASA invites students to name Moon-bound spacecraft. The "Uniting Friends in America" orbiter has a nice ring to it |
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What does it take to destroy the Kelihos botnet, a massive network of infected computers that sends around 3.8 billion spam emails every day? |
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Apple's Siri becomes butt of jokes in Japan thanks to unfortunate translation. Brings new meaning to the phrase "talking out of my ass" |
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IPhone 4S is gonna flop. "It doesn't look different so how will my smug friends know I got one?" one submitter said |
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I'm sorry Siri, I'm afraid I can't do that |
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Mirimax CEO would like you all to stop buying music on iTunes because it's a bigger threat than piracy |
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How skulls speak. Just stick your hand up there and make a flapping motion |
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After a seven-year hiatus, Id Software releases another brilliant engine for licensing, cobbles together a short tech demo to showcase some features |
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SAIC back in the news again, as someone lost backup tapes with almost five million personal health records on it. Of course it wasn't encrypted, because "It's very hard to encrypt a backup tape" |
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Remember when you played the solar system physics games where you put three big planets in a tiny orbit like Mercury's just to watch the mayhem? Oh, you didn't do that? Well, Kepler 18 did that |
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Five things Square-Enix can do to save Final Fantasy. "Go back in time and unmake Final Fantasy 13" not on the list |
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Researchers discover drug called DRACO that kills every virus its been tested against, is kind of a dick to Harry Potter |
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Samsung to file injunction against Apple to halt iPhone 4S sales. It's like a great big patent troll snake eating its patented tail. And subby's patented that saying |
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You know what would solve a lot of problems simultaneously? A solar-powered energy plant that also desalinates water. Now THAT would...what? They just invented that? Badass |
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Learning Klingon has helped a man overcome dyslexia, vagina |
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In a few more years, even cars from GM and Ford will know how to Dodge |
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New Batman cartoon will feature a younger Alfred. Who packs heat. And acts like a superhero sidekick |
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Microsoft patents technology that uses the Kinect to look at your height to guess if you're old enough for adult content. This is bad news if you're a midget |
Tue October 04, 2011
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Nightmare fuel or cool science? It's still captivating photography either way |
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One-legged woman's Halloween costume looks anything but FRA-GEE-LAY |
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who quickly learn from their mistakes and those who end up on Fark |
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And now, I give you Russian Orthodox Darth Vader |
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Saved by the Cell |
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Electric plane wins $1.35 million prize, should cover the cost of the power cord |
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Has EA or Zynga ever sent you a hand-drawn get well card for your deadly brain disease? No, but Doublefine did for one fan, making them the most awesome game company ever |
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Businesses have seen the cloud from both sides now, and still somehow, they don't like it |
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of tech, I will fear no iPod |
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First, scientists gave grandpa his boner back. Now, they're improving his ability to breakdance again |
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Doctors test first paraplegic human patient with spine electrodes to help him regain movement. Here come the electrode arrays over the lumbosacral spine |
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Bohemian Rhapsody sung by a flatbed scanner |
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Scientists discover that people who post drunken photos of themselves on Facebook may have real-life drinking problems. Wait till they find about my bunny fetish collection |
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Hotmail is eliminating graymail. Uh, Hotmail? Hey, anyone hear if Compuserve is upgrading their servers? |
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10 reasons you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5. "The thing is an insult in phone form" |
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Annoyed with the exploitation of game design, man creates the most boring, exploitative game he can imagine. Naturally, the public goes crazy for it |
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Farkette gamer chick wishes to raise awareness about the Extra Life charity event. Play Games. Heal Kids |
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Patent trolls start to sue anyone with a WiFi router, which makes subby think we should reward them with a Dick Cheney hunting trip |
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Physics Nobel goes to Perlmutter, Schmidt, Reiss, Sidious and Vader for their research into dark energy |
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This may be one of the nerdiest moments ever recorded, and requires an advanced degree in nerdosity to even understand why |
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Forget pumpkins. You can carve skulls from other vegetables |
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Sprint pays $20 billion for the privilege of catering to people that never learned how to think for themselves |
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How two Nobel Prize medals in physics were saved from being seized by the Nazis. Here comes the ... alchemy? |
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New space venture to develop spacecraft that could bring every city on Earth within two hours' travel time. Husbands revolt everywhere, saying that's too close to mother-in-laws |
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Now you know why downloading pr0n takes so long |
Mon October 03, 2011
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Good news everyone |
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"We're sorry, the scientist to whom you are trying to award the Nobel Prize is dead. Please hang up and try again" |
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Thailand employs an elite squad of computer technicians to make sure no one on the internet makes fun of stupid King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the biggest jerk in the universe |
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Turning beer in to rocket fuel, with the help of your little buddy |
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You cut funding for our ozone monitoring? Well, look what we just found, an "unprecendented" ozone hole. What now, punk? |
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Creepy meteor shower sounds created by radar. O RLY? |
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After reviewing XKCD 925, the Supreme Court refuses to hear a lawsuit over whether cellphones cause cancer |
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Chronological time-line of River Song, from her point of view |
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The 787 will radically change the way we fly. Now when you sit on the tarmac for four hours in 90 degree heat, the humidity will be higher |
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Sales of the new DC Comics have been super, man |
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How the brain allows science and religion to coexist |
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Hate to break it to you, guy, but your girlfriend is lying to you: Scientists find that size, particularly girth, really does matter |
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