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Sun October 02, 2011
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DЭPAЯTMЄиT OF HΘMЭLAиD SЭCUЯITY to handle nation's computer security. Your papers, please, comrade web user
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(70)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'll see your woman painting with beer and raise you with an artist painting with cheese
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Sex is very difficult in zero gravity ... Think about it: You have no friction, you have no resistance"
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(155)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Zee News)
 
 
 
Scientists upgrade Dead Sea to Zombie Sea, expect it to terrorize other seas for at least three movies
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(16)
 
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
How dangerous is lightning? Here's a striking example
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(41)
 
(Infozine)
 
 
 
NASA scientist reveals smart phone that detects dangerous chemicals. Charlie Sheen's phone set to explode
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(7)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Today in "Words you never thought you'd see in the same sentence": You can bribe a marmoset to meditate by giving it a marshmallow
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(30)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Your navigation system taking you where you want to go. New hotness: Your navigation system taking you to advertisers' businesses
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(51)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Scientists discover fried egg nebula next to crispy bacon galaxy and black hole of coffee
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(12)
 


Sat October 01, 2011
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Doctor Who series 6 episode 13 review: The Wedding Of River Song. And here we...go. Spoilers
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(323)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A flow chart to help you navigate NPR's top 100 sci-fi and fantasy novels of all time. The road goes ever, ever on
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(108)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Battle of Isengard...depicted by 22,000 LEGO bricks. Subby doesn't even like LOTR, but this is pretty sweet
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(26)
 
(westword.com)
 
 
 
In honor of Hug a Vegetarian Day, here are the 13 hottest vegetarians. Well ... at least they got #1 correct
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(62)
 
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Science is at it again: we're about one step away from honest-to-Muad'dib stillsuits
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Archie finally gets some respect. Reggie sulks in the locker room
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars Imperial March played on 3.5: floppy disk drive
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(77)
 
(Archaeology.org)
 
 
 
Technology changes so fast, archaeologists are now excavating microprocessors
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(30)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's a cross between a cedar strip canoe and a motor-trike. At 90 mpg it might have many saying "Dirigo"
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Keeping your kids first finger-paintings is one thing, keeping them for 13,000 years is a little overboard, dontchathink?
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The salmon population may be back, say biologists who had just about haddock with people carping about the situation
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(19)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Getting a book to teach your baby HTML might make you feel like a cool parent until the baby down the street learns PHP
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(24)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Since the word 'no' is apparently not in a parent's vocabulary, someone invents a kid-friendly (read: expendable) tablet
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study says 42% of all people can't sing, become rap artists
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(32)
 
(Some artist girl)
 
 
 
Woman paints amazing works of art only using beer and an initial brew print
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(10)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The Happening II: Revenge of the Produce. Listeria found in lettuce
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(50)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Remember Psychonauts? It's just been updated for both Mac and PC and it's only $9.99
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(43)
 


Fri September 30, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man's life mission is to collect all the hyped toys in comic book ads. "The vast majority are rip-offs...about 85 percent"
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(26)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
SexToys.com Launching a Vibrator into Space for Some Reason
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(44)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft has found an innovative way to compete with Google. Call Chrome a virus and remove it from Windows computers
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(121)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ten crazy science experiments that wound up in your kitchen
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(61)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Five recent nanotechnology breakthroughs in biomedicine. Entire article is in this dot → ∙
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(52)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
After nearly 20 years of unparalleled discoveries in particle physics, the Fermilab Tevatron is shutting down. RIP
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(61)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
DARPA holds symposium with top scientists in an attempt to close the gap between current technology and a future that involves banging sexy, half-naked green women
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Porn sites targeting your Facebook timeline. This is relevant to your interests
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(94)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mandatory in-car breathalisers could prevent your car starting, EVER
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(85)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The one true aphrodisiac? Rotting fruit
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(44)
 


Thu September 29, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SpaceX says 'reusable rocket' could help colonize Mars, revive Arnold Schwarzenegger's career
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old man thinks he is a penguin, will fit in at formal occasions
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Great Robot Uprising and subsequent enslavement of humanity hasn't happened yet, but don't worry--the humans have already lost
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you missed the satellite crashing to Earth last time around, GOOD NEWS--there's a second chance to see one in November. This one's German, so it has to be good
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(50)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists claim free will is an illusion. Subby agrees...especially if you are married
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(216)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours... all 15 billion of them
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now I don't want to alarm anyone about the new changes to Facebook, but Mark Zuckerberg seems to be honing his post-apocalyptic survival skills lately
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(40)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
802.11WTF
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(92)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
SPCA succesfully treats swan for arthritis, so it's been released back into the wild to resume attacking people (pic)
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(23)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
CERN scientists design experiment to capture antimatter. If successful, will design even more difficult experiment of finding optimism in Boston Red Sox fans
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nissan is developing a car that can read the human mind. Well, except for blondes
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(42)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Need new wallpaper? Here's a collection of Ansel Adams' high resolution geophysical porn
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(38)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How links get greenlit
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(51)
 
(Some Copilot)
 
 
 
Uoʇʇnq ƃuoɹʍ sdoo
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(47)
 


Wed September 28, 2011
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Creepy Simpsons cosplay to haunt your dreams
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(58)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The perfect underground house for post apocalyptic living is located in a remote area of Saskatchewan, and no the Apocalypse hasn't started yet--that's just Saskatchewan
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(55)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The most ridiculous covers of Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane. The 60s must have been a great time, a great, racist, sexist time
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(77)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Facebook is not going to start charging users. Ever. Or until it figures out a way to convince people that paying $5 per month for ads is a privilege
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(82)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Public ignorant, research finds. There, fixed that for you
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(63)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man builds circular flying machine - soon to end up in Darwin Awards under 'death by salad shooter'
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(106)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Two words: Lightsaber handrails
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(29)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scaring children can help you lose weight, is hilarious
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Movie studios preparing for a DVD-less future
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(215)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears on NES console
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(72)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Judging by the old guy's elfin grin, I'm just going to assume that that's lembas bread
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pacemaker inventor flatlines
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(36)
 


Tue September 27, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can the Conficker worm really bring down the Internets?
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(87)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New college program offers free classes to teach socially awkward engineering students how to intercourse with humans, perhaps leading to seeing actual 5318008
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(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What if the mutants of the X-Men were truly mutated? Well, first off, Emma Frost would still be hot
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(35)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Lionsgate is developing a Dead Island movie. Fingers crossed the actors portray third person the way the game originally did
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple to unveil newest money grab on October 4
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(141)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cervical cancer cured using vinegar and a carbon dioxide tank, brought to you by the country you'd expect to be into putting weird stuff up in there
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(33)
 
(Motherboard.tv)
 
 
 
Science explains what happens if you travel back in time to kill your grandpa
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(159)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist in funny hat seeks biological explanation for suicidal people
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(25)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
I'm upper, upper class high society. God's gift to ballroom notoriety. And I always fill my ballroom. The event is never small. The social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
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(34)
 
(Crazy Engineers)
 
 
 
Scientists say that they have simultaneously created and not created the world's first fully functional quantum chip
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(42)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Being fat won't help you live longer. Skinny smokers biased those earlier studies
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this car's tank of gasoline with Folger's crystals. Let's see if anyone notices
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(22)
 
(ZeeNews)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that use of a common painkiller may result in complete disappearance of the ephemeral and rarely seen phenomenon known as the male orgasm
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(33)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Coronal mass ejection sends solar wind plasma penetrating geosynchronous orbit. In other words, so much for using your GPS today
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(64)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists, Terra Nova marketing department announce new species of dinosaur
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(117)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The worst trends in tech for 2011 -OR- Business as usual 2011
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft employees are showering CEO Steve Ballmer with praise for how awesome Windows 8 will be. Nah, I'm kidding, "droves" of employees walked out of a speech he gave at a company meeting
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(205)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Syrian hackers take over Harvard's website, Harvard says the attack was Assad attempt
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dead Sea Scrolls go on-line. Strong Bad pleased he can scroll them using his preferred method
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wondering if your son is gay? There's an app for that
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(209)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember that cell phone tracking thing Batman had in "The Dark Knight?" Yeah, the government has one and has been tracking everyone for years
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(69)
 


Mon September 26, 2011
(ABC)
 
 
 
Good news: Coffee consumption decreases risk of depression. Sort of: In post-menopausal women who smoke
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(11)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Wait, where am I? LET ME OUT YOU SON OF A BIATCH. Ooh, bubbles. Is that a castle? Wait, where am I? LET ME OUT YOU SON OF A BIATCH
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(37)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Six people died, but we still say it was the best office prank ever. Way better than wrapping a chair in rubber bands. Boy, you shoulda seen the look on his face when he came back from vacation
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An interview with Fark's new king, a guy who won a prestigious academic fellowship when he was a senior in college and used it to travel the world studying and drinking beer
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cure for long-term diabetes complications will haunt your dreams
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(26)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists may have new way to look for dark matter, unicorns
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(40)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Farmers are farking up the rotation. Two puffs and then pass, chief
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
Scientific study explains why sugar is like crack to kids
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(7)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
After extracting one bread clip too many from the colons of patients, one doctor set out on a mission to classify and hunt down this plastic menace
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Virtual "monkeys" write Shakespeare with random strings of text: still more coherent than the average undergrad
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
World's biggest lightsaber battle looks like a giant rave, or a bunch of dicks...which I guess is the same thing
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(23)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A visual (slideshow) history of Simpsons literary references. The whole thing smacks of effort, man
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I actually kind of want to ride this strange bicycle
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists now claim fruit juice contains so much sugar it could actually increase risk of cancer.... OH, COME ON .... make up your mind
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(133)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Facebook not even trying to look un-stalkery anymore, now uses an undeletable cookie to follow you after you've logged out
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(94)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of a galactic threesome you'll see all day
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(25)
 

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