Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun September 25, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ferrets ferret their way out of extinction
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a warehouse near Wimbeldon imbibing atomised scotch at 9am with James May? Yeah, OK
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Crazy man listens to trees with homemade device made out of meat-thermometer and Hallmark greeting card. Except he's not crazy
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The commies over at the FCC are hindering Comcast's ability to fark with your Internet content
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
So, it turns out DC's "New 52" strategy is actually working out well for them and shattering sales records across the board. No word on when Marvel will reboot their core franchises
source: newsarama.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study from Hipster Institute says yawning keeps the brain cool
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With a top speed of 38mph, this car can be yours for a measly two and a half million dollars
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest online photo craze called razor bombing. It is not viral marketing for disposable razors at all, so get bombing
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat September 24, 2011
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Today in epic geekcraft: Guy takes all of the in-game books from Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and turns them into one giant leather-bound tome
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Caffau's Star is out there. It is small, it is old. Very old. In fact, it should not exist. And it is freaking out scientists
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Doctor Who series 6 episode 12 review: "Closing Time." Spoilers, and a Semisonic song being stuck in your head, ahead
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
It's okay guys, George Lucas had nothing to do with this
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The world's first 3d printed car rolls off the printing press only 30 years after Cursor showed us how to do it on Automan
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Species that hadn't been seen in area for 110 years turns up a few miles from the last place it was seen. It's a snail, of course
source: thecourier.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new kind of clever girl
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out that some of our recent environmental problems are because Earth is having a bad acid trip
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
70-inch iPad? Seems like you're compensating for something
source: crunchylogistics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri September 23, 2011
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Did Netflix create Qwikster just to sell it?
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Skynet will build itself
source: ted.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Polaris Sub)
 
 
 
The top 10 comic book ads you remember from childhood. So, did you ever get that pair of xray specs, or have you finally given up on seeing a real live naked lady? (and it's not even a slideshow)
source: toptenz.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist comes up with new theory of 9/11 attack that perfectly explains how the towers collapsed and destroys all the Truther's arguments--which will make not the slightest bit of difference to them
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Error rape higher in best imaging retorts generated by automatic peach beckoning
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Oh no, everyone, there's only 10 weeks left to stress out about the marginally good deals on outdated or inferior products you won't have a chance to buy on Black Friday
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Starfire is a whore
source: comicsalliance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
You're terminated, mother gaia
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New trojan knocks the smug right out of your iCrap
source: reviews.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oracle finally admits to what everyone already knows: They don't want to settle with Google, they want to own Google
source: electronista.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possible cure for blindness to be tested in the UK. Treatment only takes an hour, although to be fair, you do spend that hour being stabbed in the eyes with needles
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PB Choppers)
 
 
 
Want a real Tron lightcycle? Some guys just finishing building one and are giving it away on the internets. NO JOKE
source: parkerbrotherschoppers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Never again will you wonder how much bubble wrap would you need to wrap yourself in if you wanted to jump out of a first story window and survive
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Same-sex schools do nothing to improve academics, but have been excellent at controlling the spread of cooties
source: psychcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the first time, the genome of an Aboriginal Australian has been sequenced, shedding new light on the journey that early humans took out of Africa as they spread across the globe
source: cosmosmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's a tra.... Awwww
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Computer reconstructs images of movies from brain scan. Christopher Nolan seen intently taking notes
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Bill Clinton did something naughty. News: He stole a moon rock
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu September 22, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbians have Star Trek themed wedding. It must have been Star Trek IV
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science discovers why your mom is a slut
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Warp speed, Mr. Sulu
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants an app for that. And they want you to build it
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most ridiculous superhero weaknesses
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nook owners: "Kindle doesn't do library books, so at least we--oh, goddamnit"
source: libraryjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
British expressions are bastardizing the American language. Bugger all
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Motherboard.tv)
 
 
 
Evolution explains: why we still have butt hair
source: motherboard.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Will Flash be kept alive by the need for games? Don't count on it, say game developers who are tired of worrying about what version of the plugin users have
source: massively.joystiq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese zoo receives an animal they can't identify
source: travel.aol.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MxP)
 
 
 
Problem: Fat people outnumber hungry people. Solution: Feed the fat people to the hungry people
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Six coronal mass ejections in 24 hours. The Sun's wife is there, smoking a cigarette
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new study finds that 73% of American adults prefer texting over talking on their cell phones. My personal study finds most of them are driving the car in front of me doing 15 mph under the speed limit while they are doing it
source: miami.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This is my Next)
 
 
 
HTC announces phone aimed at women. It's purple, has a light-up "charm" indicator for calls, and an unusually strong vibrate mode
source: thisismynext.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GizMag)
 
 
 
Imaging techie wizards create cure for butterface
source: gizmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish prosthetic company unveils pre-haired, pre-freckled, and pre-tatted limbs that blend in realistically with your hairy, freckled, tattooed body
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists in the US and UK fight over whether so-called "longevity gene" could extend life until the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last
source: img.ibtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"On Thursday, developers will be elated, users will be shellshocked and the competition will look ancient. On Thursday, Facebook will be reborn. Prepare yourselves for the evolution of social networking"
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mail on Sunday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pong. New hotness: Quantum Pong, with an electron as the ball
source: mailonsunday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cool Guy)
 
 
 
If checking out the Northern Lights is on your bucket list, why not do it from the comfort of a glass igloo. (Bonus: Not a slide show)
source: thechive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study says one third of all digital photos taken in the world end up on Facebook. Other two thirds are of people who are sober, have their clothes still on
source: technolog.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Innovative start-up company employs an entirely autistic workforce. Wait, didn't Bill Gates already do this?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the 'Who gave this guy a grant to study this?' archive: Magnets on your brain may keep you from lying
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook will be the next AOL. *Like*
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
German University debuts driverless car. Expects to find Sarah Connor in 20-30 years
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed September 21, 2011
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Women remember deep-voiced men better. So Barry White, Lurch, and that guy from the Oak Ridge Boys get all the tail
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Best Buy circular from 1996 is only 15 years old, but in terms of technology, it might as well be from the Stone Age
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Al Gore announces the new iPhone. Made by Al Gore, preloaded with tunes by Al Gore, and Al Gore's thesis on global warming. Al Gore
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 architectural sins of superhero bases. Subby doesn't even want to think about how much money it takes to heat the fortress of solitude
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google to Congress: "Please sirs. We're not a monopoly, sirs. We're just barely scraping by. Fighting to survive, we are. Don't hurt us, please, sirs"
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Peer into the terrible fury of a flaring black hole. No, this has nothing to do with Subby's mother
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
According to the WWF, 287 rhinos killed in South Africa this year. BAH GAWD KING, THAT ANIMAL HAS A FAMILY
source: news.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Intel chip runs on solar power. Quote: "But it could run on anything that has power." Like lemon juice, or perhaps a potato as Brown suggested. GLaDOS thinks this is a triumph, is making a note here
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times-Journal)
 
 
 
"Early on, it became apparent that socks would be an excellent stand-in for chromosomes," says man from biotechnology institute
source: times-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(A to Z of Robotics)
 
 
 
Dutch scientists develop Automated Self Steering Tractor. Because everyone wants an ASS Tractor
source: azorobotics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Guy builds an augmented reality T-shirt store... inside somebody else's T-shirt stores
source: blogs.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Dean Kamen gets a patent for an inflatable, electricty generating, wind powered, illuminated giant billboard, or something
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nikon unveils its first mirrorless cameras just in time for vampire season
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner settles the age-old "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" question once and for all: "Star Wars is derivative of Star Trek. DERIVATIVE"
source: theclicker.today.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MxP)
 
 
 
Mmm mmm toxic
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DesignWeek)
 
 
 
Student invents video arcade machine that also does your laundry while you play a game. Fark: If you do poorly at the game, you have to put in more quarters to get your laundry done
source: designweek.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News-Medical)
 
 
 
Until now, scientists couldn't figure out why we didn't all drop dead from the carbon monoxide our own bodies produce
source: news-medical.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lubbock Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cow pie bingo. New hotness: Satellite crash bingo
source: lubbockonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook changes see the social network trying to be more social." Demented and sad...but social
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds that patent trolls cost companies $500 billion, stifle innovation, make Drew's kid swear
source: bgr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Study finds that marijuana blocks PTSD symptoms in rats. In other news, rats get PTSD
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists working to establish meaningful communication between humans and dolphins. The biggest obstacle? Convincing the dolphins that humans are worth talking to
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue September 20, 2011
(Some Logos)
 
 
 
Past, present and future of famous logos
source: stocklogos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Aww It's just a lil baby evil incarnate
source: gammasquad.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
If your day didn't include going to Nepal and taking an amazing picture of the Milky Way, you're a waste of air. Thin, thin air
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Penn State)
 
 
 
Nano-olives. That is all
source: science.psu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
[sings] "It's Velveeta versus cheddar, our Velveeta melts much better, due to a patented chemical process"
source: discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Eight simple questions you won't believe science can't answer. Farking gravity. How does it work?
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Okay, we're going to need tenure, a grant, and five research assistants, at least three of whom must be Chinese. Great, now how about that research? What research? We've got tenure and a grant, we're set for life
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
SSL 3.0 and TLS 1.0 have been broken. Your online bank account last seen whimpering in a corner
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm a shaaaaark. I'm a shaaaaark. Suck my immune system. I'm a shaaaaark
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan defense giant hit by cyber attack that is absolutely not connected to peaceful, benign, innocuous China. Pay no attention to the Chinese scripting found in the code
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung is so happy with Google's acquisition of Moto, they're going to make Bada open source and take Android on in a death match royale
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six famous firsts you learned in history class which are total BS
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Duuuude. Super weed. We can smoke it in my green bong, Kryptonite
source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
NASA worries that going to Mars will make you go blind
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Atlas publisher says Greenland has lost 150 times more ice than reality
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Facebook will, in fact, drive you to drink
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
How to go from the IT dept to being a rogue trader
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A future network of sensor-linked armed drones may one day seek, identify and destroy human targets with complete autonomy, according to researchers who've NEVER WATCHED ANY SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES, EVER
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Asteroid family found not guilty of dinosaur killing, seen leaving Florida courthouse in pink shirt with defense lawyer
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Finally, iOS 5 and Windows 8 side-by-side. Whoever wins, we all lose
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon September 19, 2011
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The most honest review of the Star Wars Blu-Ray you'll ever read
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Could 'Star Wars' happen today?
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Scientists have invented a gamma ray source a thousand million times brighter than the sun, which can pass through seven inches of lead. In unrelated news, random stuff is being smashed in Oxfordshire, UK
source: labspaces.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slimy, mudhole? Built for under $5K, this home was
source: ciracar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of the ten deadliest plants and how they kill you. Spinach and broccoli surprisingly missing
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
America's internet service slips to #25 worldwide - behind Romania. USA, USA, US+++carrier lost+++
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Goat cheese. New hotness: Pigeon milk
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The person with the @Qwikster Twitter account often posts mildly offensive tweets and has Stoner Elmo as his avatar. Yeah, Netflix totally thought this whole thing through
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Tech industry's ten most shameful moments
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Netflix splitting up into GameFly and Bittorrent
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Today's shocking scientific finding: autism causes atheism. Jenny McCarthy races Richard Dawkins to the scene
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
I've got an Alien feeling about the photo of this small shark
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NASA finally determines that the 12,500 pound school bus sized satellite will crash to Earth on Friday. Or maybe Thursday. Or Saturday
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some pirates)
 
 
 
Ayyyyy mateys, today is International Speak Like a Pirate Day. Avast, to celebrate we will throw a gallon of blood into the water and make those lubbers from the Politics tab walk the plank. Arrr
source: talklikeapirate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Someday in the near future, microwaves may turn orange peels into biodegradable plastic, according to a scientist who just discovered marijuana
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
They've found part of the oldest beaver in the world. Insert Betty White joke here
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Teen Titans to get a little more faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous this fall
source: comicsalliance.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Attenborough says creationism shouldn't be taught in schools. Ever
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Paleontologists discover "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid" was actually a true-life documentary
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 121 of about 940 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter








In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report