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Sun September 11, 2011
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A nerd goes to his first NFL football game. Here are ten things he learned
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(io9)
 
 
 
Man invents a cell phone that can kiss you, suprisingly he isn't Japanese
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new operating system will give you all the functionality of their mobile phone, without the phone part
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Amazon rolls out new site design. You'll get over it
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
So...what did DC change with The New 52? Here's a rundown of their stupid publishing mistakes
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
The future of cars may be steam engines. Not a repeat from 1900
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Sat September 10, 2011
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
You best start believing in cyber wars... YOU'RE IN ONE
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 2011 Astronomy Photographer of the Year competition winners. I can totally see that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here is a stereotypical basement-dwelling Star Wars fanboi...Oh wait, THAT'S Mark Hamill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While Android 4 is practically Android 3.x, Android 5 will be more like Android XXX
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(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
"Like many of us, the emerald ash borer is most destructive in its youth." Any science story that starts out like this one is okay with me
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Farkworthy headline of the month: "Zombie Caterpillars Rain Death From Treetops"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a wizard?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women are increasingly turning to prostitutes for sex. That's turning "to," not turning "into," which is why this is news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven forgotten sci-fi flicks that deserve another chance. Terminator Salvation?
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Fri September 09, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grant Morrison explains that Superman is grunting, not taking the Lord's name in vain in "Action Comics #1." Goddam Batman unimpressed
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The one thing that Al Franken and Ann Coulter agree on: AOL email addresses are the cat's ass
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What's worse, bacon or cigarettes? Here comes the math
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(io9)
 
 
 
For all you people who think the Truthers are crazy idiots...well, you're right, but still, this article on Operation Northwoods is an interesting read
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(ECN)
 
 
 
USAF to study plasma containment. Article contains these and other words. thrusters, high-intensity, atomic probe, dance, transfer of mass, energetic interaction may damage, models, high, dramatically improved performance, Alabama
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Guy wins prize for his contribution to 15,000 page mathematical proof that, although there are an infinite number of finite simple groups, there are a finite number of families to which they belong. QED
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(Live For Films)
 
 
 
Five Stages of Star Wars revisionism fan grief
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(Discover)
 
 
 
NASA's 'shopping skills have improved a lot in 39 years. You can tell by the pixels
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(FMWG)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't have enough problems sleeping at night: an interactive map that shows who has nuclear material, where thefts of nuclear material have occurred, and why we are all doomed
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Penn State scientists give up even pretending to use their powers for good, develop 'blood swimming microspiders'. Sleep tight
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The ocean is farting at an alarming rate
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
While Apple is busying suing Samsung, Motorola is kicking Apple in the nuts
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
New social networks for couples allow users to barter household chores for sex. So it's like Craigslist, but with household chores
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(The Register)
 
 
 
PC sales plummet as it was discovered people are too stupid to use a real PC, choose tablets instead
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(Smarthouse)
 
 
 
Millions of users find Microsoft's cloud-based Office 365 reminds them of Office on the desktop. Specifically, the crashing part
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Is there something you would like to tell us, Canada? Is this aboot the time we made fun of you, eh?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan does 17 uncanny character impressions in under 5 minutes. Fittingly, the video appears to have been recorded in a basement
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(Port Macquarie News)
 
 
 
Google adds higher-resolution image of Australia to Google Maps Penis View
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two air powered engines
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(Some Strollerderby)
 
 
 
Genetic similarities revealed in split-faced family portraits
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Thu September 08, 2011
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's Prince of Space, Sultan bin Salman, says kingdom is making steady progress in space science, notes that your weapons are useless against him
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Kepler spacecraft discovers 'invisible world.' Don't forget to bring a bag of invisible sandwiches
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New 'bouncer' molecule halts rheumatoid arthritis. It's like "Road House," but on a microscopic level
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
How beer can be used to boost your wi-fi signal. Is there anything this magic elixir cannot do?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Recent fossil discovery sheds new light on how humans evolved. Now if only the opponents of evolutionary theory would do the same
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You know, for all the flak Microsoft has taken over the years for their evil business practices, at least they never asked courts to ban the sales of competitors' products; I'm just sayin, APPLE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The economy and political climate is so bleak that even Superman doesn't hope for change anymore. Thanks a lot, Obama
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(io9)
 
 
 
The Sun is nearing the pinnacle of its 11-year cycle of solar activity, at the end of which the Earth's crust will melt and John Cusack will have to save the world...or something like that
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Women like to be flattered. Too bad there are no women on the internet
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
That $99 tablet can now be a $99 ANDROID tablet
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Study shows that dolphins talk like humans, except for Reggie Bush
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Six odd Star Trek products, including my coolest Happy Meal ever
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
At last, the perfect socks to complement my dick towel™. The future is HERE
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(A Meat Popsicle)
 
 
 
Who's up for some nasty meat? Come for SPAMs evil twin, Treet. Stay for the pork brains (In milk gravy)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A look back over The X-Files' finest stand-alone episodes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How important is water? Saudi Arabia is abandoning all crop growth and aims to be completely reliant on food imports by 2016. Because of lack of water
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(Some Guitar Hugger)
 
 
 
At one point, Apple was cool enough to let you buy a game in which Jerry Garcia acid-trips through a parking lot hugging guitars for one of their products
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not a hoverboard, but Nike is set to release the auto-lacing shoes from Back to the Future II
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Underage Earth once subjected to golden shower
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(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was a million Trekkies crying out in joy. Paramount engages to bring TNG to HD Bluray
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Wi-Fi over my entire planet? It's more likely than you think (2.4 kbps limit)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are some amazing 3D artists out there. Then there's this guy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Project Gutenberg founder Michael S. Hart has entered the public domain
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Wed September 07, 2011
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum tells gamers to go outside and get the stink blown off you. Gamers tell Jeff Goldblum to go fark a dinosaur, you ninnie
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Even Lex Luthor would think this guy is scum
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
Nintendo: "Button. Get your button. Step right up, we are selling button"
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Not news: US proposes no-fly zones. Fark: On the moon
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(io9)
 
 
 
10 reasons why Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters is no better than a state school
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(Motherboard.tv)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking is funny as hell
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Do you use Google Desktop or Google Gadgets? Well, kiss your apps goodbye
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(Wired)
 
 
 
10 things all geeks can agree on. Being an adult who's a fan of Harry Potter doesn't make you a geek, it makes you creepy, there's a difference
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(Some Geeky Nerd)
 
 
 
Some of the geekiest, nerdiest videos and web sites you'll see today. Presenting the 2011 "Labby" awards from The Scientist. Be prepared to have your eyes bug out. Well, in one case, anyway
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Astounding research from the I Can't Believe We Get Paid For This Institute shows babies are calmed by breasts, while adults tend to go crazy
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Fox News takes on the next commie liberal nazi plot to indoctrinate your children into becoming environmentalists: A Sim City game from 2007
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(Some Philosopher Guy)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as an "ex-atheist." Anybody who ceases being an atheist was never one to begin with
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(Cake Wrecks)
 
 
 
Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys Spiner Wheaton
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that not only did the ancestors of modern humans interbreed with Neandertals, but nearly every other semi-human species that they ran into. Theorize that beer was invented way earlier than originally thought
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sony hopes their tablet will be No. 2, critics say it already is
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
Despite its incredibly recent release, Dead Island is getting a quick patch to fix a few kinks. And by few kinks, we mean 37
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Science: Quantum logic could make better robots. Fark: Robot bartenders, that is
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Tue September 06, 2011
(StopTheCap)
 
 
 
If you and your roommate or spouse want to stream different shows on Netflix, you now need two accounts
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(io9)
 
 
 
How nerd rage helps make the world better. Michael Bay is a visionary, Whedon sucks, Gaiman's a hack and Dr. Who is ridiculous. Subby has now done his good deed for the day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cosplay at its finest at Dragon*Con 2011. That Baroness costume is quite spectacular
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry sir, we can't fulfill your room service request. All of our staff have been eaten by zombies"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Lab mice study shows that couch potatoes may be lacking a gene, energy to get up off of couch. With photo of what a couch for lab mice looks like
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Texas and other southern states will eventually have to worry about a permanent state of swamp ass. Here comes the science
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
Sony hires Homeland Security official to protect PSN. So like...one guy
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
The Neutral People of the Neutral Country, with their hearts full of neutrality, think nuclear power can be phased out by 2050. By 2050 most power plants have been replaced by OH NO THERE GOES THE MICROWAVE BEAM AGAIN
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(PocketNow)
 
 
 
Microsoft's Windows Phone 7 is winning. It has lulled its competition to a false sense of security by failing to capture more than 1% market share, it has them right where it wants them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits are trying to reestablish communications with satellite launched almost 40 years ago. Bonus: They have to rebuild most of the ground equipment.Fark: They lost the password and had to find it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People are shocked to find out that the "virtual" part of the virtual currency they just bought with real money means exactly what it says
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
The mathematics of wonton burrito meals. Got it
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(io9)
 
 
 
8 superheroes whose powers got downgraded
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Here's your Dragon*Con 2011 slideshow. You're welcome
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A final goodbye to the Tevatron, America's most powerful particle accelerator
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It seems we have Spielberg to blame for postmodernism
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Computer simulation shows in detail what happened when AA Flight 11 crashed into World Trade Center
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists announce a possible breakthrough drug to treat post-traumatic stress disorder. Will test it after they send mice on three consecutive combat deployments
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Mon September 05, 2011
(Life.com)
 
 
 
A student, her teacher, and a chicken: an American romance
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Study shows that injecting old mice with young mice blood makes them younger, sparkly and emo
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Comparing "Justice League #1," then and now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Job description of social-media editors morphs into "real-time Snopes" as they debunk wave of bogus images, planted tweets, and fake YouTube videos attempting to hoax the media. For example, that lawn chair pic? Seen it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists develop the world's smallest electric motor. How small? It's a single molecule
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(MXp)
 
 
 
1TB vaccine shows promise, stores lots of porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Engineers report the invention of house-boats, plan entire floating cities. Folks on Lake Titicaca would like to point something out
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Don't worry, corporal, that's just a column of cows on the horizon. Cows with...turrets
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. I've invented a device that keeps you from hurling
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(dump.com)
 
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White blood cell chases and eats aureus bacterium. Don't worry, it's ok to get rid of them since they're only useless staph
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists produce first stem cells from endangered species, nom nom nom tasty endangered species
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google outdoes itself with its doodle tribute to Freddie Mercury
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