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Sun September 04, 2011
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Finally some good comes from "Planking"
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(88)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Amazing stop motion animation of Jonny Quest opening credits
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Black leather covered Ferrari F-430. DO WANT
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(93)
 


Sat September 03, 2011
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Many schools are starting to ditch the textbooks, in favor of the iPad
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(133)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For Sale: 1989 Batmobile. Turbine engine, leather seats, cold a/c. $620k o/b/o
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(45)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Watch Sylvester McCoy deliver Matt Smith's Pandorica speech from Doctor Who. That sound you heard was millions of simultaneous nerdgasms
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple's iCloud to be powered by MS servers run by Amazon
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(56)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Don't click this link if you don't want to hear about a huge Dark Knight Rises plot spoiler involving "that guy from 3rd Rock from the Sun". Or it could be complete BS and I've just gotten you excited for nothing
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(111)
 
(Information Week)
 
 
 
Researchers achieve the lowest error rate to date in quantum information processing, which might be simultaneously awesome and frustrating
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(9)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Oil paintings capturing a superhero's twilight years
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon tablet is real, will cost $250, be available in November and will likely cause a chasm in the Android community
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(150)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Amazon founder's spacecraft fails, will be returned to him with FREE super saver shipping
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(27)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Myth is to reality as Electric Cars are to: ?
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(197)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Further proof of the decline of NASA: There are no space dramas on TV in 2011 for the first time in decades
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study finds association between trusting one's neighbors and better health. Noted exceptions include the Manson Family, Jeffrey Dahmer
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SFPD: "Did we say we didn't know about Apple employees searching private home for lost iPhone prototype? We meant we went with them and stood oustide while they searched"
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Swine flu is back. It may not be time to panic yet, but it probably will be soon
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(61)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Step 1: Implement technology on your website to help users protect their privacy. Step 2: Receive threats from Facebook. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit
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(21)
 
(Whoa)
 
 
 
College gym extracts electricity from people using cardio machines, bringing the Matrix one step closer to fruition
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(47)
 


Fri September 02, 2011
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Turns out Android creator may have 'accidentally' borrowed iOS when he worked at Apple, which doesn't sound bad until you realize that might make it illegal to offer Android devices in the US
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(129)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Scientists want to pull an asteroid closer to earth. What could possibly go wrong ?
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(73)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
These realistic Futurama replicas are both cool and creepy as hell, kinda like that one uncle of yours who never got married
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(62)
 
(Break)
 
Video
 
Testing Pavlov's Theory on a college roommate. Very stimulating
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(34)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Babel fish?
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(23)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
Video
 
Japan invents kabuki-dancing robot. "Dressed in a traditional outfit, Toko Toko Maru also has a pair of diminutive fans which he extends, unfolds, and waves as he dances"
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(38)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Think you know how reflection and refraction work? Some folks at Harvard would like to mess with you
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA says satellites observed U.S. heat spell --- AND DID NOTHING
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(28)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Alcohol dums the brians' ability to deteckt misteaks
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Space junk is successfully reproducing in the wild
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Build a computer in Minecraft. Trolls say, "Yeah, but can it run Minecraft?" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(111)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
This Star Wars voice dubbing is no less ridiculous than the one George Lucas just did to the blu-ray
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(49)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How to get ahead in the nervous system without really trion
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(9)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of a black hole eating another black hole you'll see all day. Don't forget to bring your fez
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(85)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for someone to make an iPhone app that lets you find complete strangers who want to use your bathroom, well today's your lucky day--and you're really, really weird
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Introducing the OCD cutting board, for when you really, really want your salad to be symmetrical
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(66)
 


Thu September 01, 2011
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
HTC announces Windows Phone 7.5 devices coming next month, just in time to be overshadowed by a new iPhone
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(47)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
The most awesome Splash Mountain picture ever
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ignore your grandmother's tech advice. It's okay to click the "unsubscribe" link on spam emails
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Angry NASA wants you to know "Apollo 18" is not a documentary. And there's also maybe worms on Mars or something
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(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
BS phony meme watch: "Stocking" is the new "planking"
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Science educator thrown out of religious event for questioning attendees' most cherished beliefs onstage
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(87)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
As more facts are released, the more it looks like the Fukushima disaster was worse than Chernobyl (Auto-play video)
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(40)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Want to fly in space? That's an underpants sandin'
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Higgs particle could be found by Christmas, trigger apocalypse ahead of schedule
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The scienticians over at Veridian Dynamics have scored another one
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soon we may be able to make it rain, using frigging lasers
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apple loses prototype iPhone in bar. This is not a repeat from last year
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(211)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
People prefer things in the middle, as opposed to your mother, who likes it in the bottom
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(25)
 


Wed August 31, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which scientists have discovered a way to turn mouse brains transparent by peeing on them? Why, Japanese scientists, of course
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(23)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New light shed on pulsars, much to the chagrin of people who suffer epileptic seizures
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(3)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Great news, Farkers: hot flashes may be fewer in older, heavier women
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(8)
 
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
Tokyo ramen shop offers 'green ramen' laden with powdered euglena. "Despite the initial impression-an algae-filled pond-the flavor is surprisingly light and refreshing, like a summer minestrone"
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(34)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Germany has finally approved "Doom" and "Doom 2" for sale in Germany. Up next: these new-fangled DVDs everyone is talking about
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets wife perfect gift, later asks if earth moved for her. Subby's wife still laughing from the last time same question was asked
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(11)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Philosopher claims it is more likely that we are inside a simulation than in a physical universe. Don't forget to take the blue pill when you leave the discussion thread
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(144)
 
(fyiliving)
 
 
 
Americans are getting obese and hypertensive on (a) McDonald's (b) KFC (c) Sweet and sour pork
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(62)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Good news: when cooking with booze, more alcohol remains than you think. Bad news: you really need to expand your repertoire beyond jello shots
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(28)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
These hubble movies of young stars will make you want to have a seat over there
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(13)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
We've made a mistake. Google's Nexus One is not related to the Nexus Six. It is a forerunner of the Borg (with pic proof)
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(40)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Parental stress can warp kids' genes and I'LL TURN THIS CHROMOSOME AROUND RIGHT NOW
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Home team is down by a run in the bottom of the 9th, 2 on and 2 out. Lefty vs. righty. Pitcher, catcher and pitching coach review their options....on an iPad. Welcome to the future of baseball
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(63)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Great news ISS Astronaut, Russia has identified the problem with her rocket failure. Now you've got to ask yourself one question: do you believe it?
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(67)
 
(IBD)
 
 
 
CERN finds global warming caused by the Sun, which'll be really unimportant after they open a black hole with the LHC
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(148)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Remember that 3D thing last year? Or those 3D glasses that sit next to your sofa unused? GOOD NEWS You can now spend $780 on Sony's next futile attempt at getting us to embrace it Bonus feature: Get to look like Geordie LaForge
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(128)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Ultrasensitive particles offer sparkly yet dark and brooding new way to find cancer
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So what does NASA's Desert R.A.T.S. program do? Oh, just prepare to land on and explore near-Earth asteroids. If successful, none of them will have to pay taxes again. Ever
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(23)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
US district judge rules that using tracking software to determine where your stolen laptop is violates the privacy of the people using it at the time
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(298)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Flame retardant linked to low birth weight, reduction in flaming newborns
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here's the reason why you've never seen a mummy with dandruff
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Construction begins on the 'greenest' office building in the world. Six stories tall, collects and treats all water onsite, and gets its power from solar PV. Still no cure for hippies
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(51)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
World's quickest electric car does 0-60 in 1.8 seconds. FARK: It's a '72 Datsun
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(84)
 


Tue August 30, 2011
(USA Today)
 
 
 
News: New Ford car design Fark me: it's prettier than anything they did in the 1960s
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(146)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Researchers give money to capuchin monkeys to see how they'd spend it. As it turns out, they're nearly as reckless and irrational as humans. Almost
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Madden 2012 boasts several new exciting innovatBWAHAHAHAHA oh man, almost got through that one, maybe next year
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(64)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Study financially backed by U.S. meat industry claims low-carb, meat-rich diets most effective. In related news, study by subby's bartender says fifteen gin and tonics a day good for your digestive system
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(46)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
And lo, Jesus spake unto them, "I'm the best at what I do, bub"
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(46)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
And the latest key to reducing US reliance on foreign oil is *shakes magic 8-ball*...panda poop?
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(8)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The actual inventors of the Internet now bring you the hunt for interstellar space travel
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(37)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Smoking cigarettes has many effects on your health like causing strokes, hypertension, alleviating schizophrenia, lung canWAIT what?
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(55)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Cool: NASA looking for donations to create MMO Space colonization game. Dumb: Setting the game in 2035
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Why Iron Man succeeded where Green Lantern failed. Well, one had Robert Downey Jr, the other had Van Wilder, so...yeah
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Aug. 30, 1885: The motorcycle is born
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs, before you depart this world, your biological father would like to speak with you
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(78)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Airlines choose the worst possible boarding procedure, probably on purpose
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Archaeologists now believe that Neanderthals ruled Jersey for a quarter million years. Except for a staggeringly lifelike depiction of her near the bottom right, this article has nothing to do with Snookie
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why you can't have nice men, ladies
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(614)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Intelligent design theory is based on peer-reviewed scientific evidence." [citation needed]
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(515)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Medievalists discover Queen Elizabeth I was hornier than a bonobo when around faithful courtier Robert Dudley who possessed "the unashamed boastfulness of a wide-boy." We are amused
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After nearly 40 years, ornithologists have discovered a new species of bird in the US. And now the bad news
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(20)
 


Mon August 29, 2011
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Virtual vomiting, lines, sticky floors, and rollercoasters coming to a 3DS near you
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(17)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Now this is what makes the $99 Hp Touchpad worth its money
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(74)
 
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
As long as a finger, slightly thicker than a penny, and can hold up to 2TB of information, or one high-quality picture of your mom
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(51)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Child sized frog captured in Malaysia. "Child sized"? Yea right, must have been a very small chiHOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT THING
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(80)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword bundle revealed. Subby is not impress- OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS GOLD
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(93)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC Comics announces relaunched 'Justice Society Of America' and the return of Earth
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(22)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Russian launch failure causing NASA to evacuate space station, pants
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(62)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson writes, illustrates, shreds new 'Calvin And Hobbes' strip each morning out of spite
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(102)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
100-year-old fortunetelling machine sits unnoticed for years in Montana pioneer town. Collectors find it, say it may be the only one left in existence, prepare offers as high as $10 million for it. Montana: "Nah, we're good"
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(136)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss political party says banning PowerPoint will save *spins wheel* 350 billion Euros annually
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(45)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
GameStop will give customers a $50 gift card if they bought a couponless copy of Deus Ex. No word on when they'll deactivate the gift card
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(69)
 
(Something Shiny)
 
 
 
School support for ADHD children could oh hey what's going on over on the business tab today?
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dolphins are using artillery for a whole new porpoise
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anon supports Time Warner via epic fail
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(44)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Body size differences can make it difficult to align genitals for sex
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(71)
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your old, previously-gray SNES has faded to yellow?
source: vintagecomputing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 

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