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Sun May 15, 2011
Sat May 14, 2011
You hear "diorama," you think "Zzzzzz." Until now
$100 gold-plated HDMI cables made in a NASA-spec clean room don't work any better than $5 cheapies from Big Lots
Teeny-tiny NYC chess prodigies dominate national chess championships thanks to robust instruction and coaching. "In New York, throw a rock and nine times out of 10 you will hit a grandmaster"
Bang and Olufsen's new 1/2 ton, $85,000 plasma TV has a camera mounted on a robotic arm that extends every 100 hours to calibrate the screen, watch you fap
Dwarf planet carries shiny coat of ice. No, this is not a euphemism (though it should be)
(University of Alberta)
While no-one was looking, Canada cured cancer. Still no cure for...wait, what?
New book reveals the 'real' story behind Roswell landing: Not aliens, but Nazis, Communists and mutants. Finally -- an explanation that makes sense
Some women have been known to sleep with their new husband for the first time and break out in hives. Women can experience abdominal swelling or a local reaction that they describe "like a needle sticking in to their vagina"
If you get the itch to watch, here's a close-up of a mosquito bite in HD
The reason you're so fat is because your mom didn't want to wreck her vagina giving birth to you
(Someone Hire this Guy)
Calvin and Hobbes 26 years later. Enjoy an irony and angst-free tribute to the second-best comic strip ever
Fri May 13, 2011
Thu May 12, 2011
Funny headlines' days are numbered thanks to Google, Fark admins
Overachieving 16-year old Asian kid discovers promising cystic fibrosis treatment. Tiger mom nods in approval
Bin Laden emailed everyone via flash drives, couriers, and internet cafes
Want a quick $10 million? Be the first to design a working medical tricorder. Extra points if it can rapidly identify dead Tribbles, tell Klingons from humans
Nonmagnetic hovering train looks only slightly ridiculous. The surface effect, how does it work?
Plastic surgeon creates an app that shows what breasts would look like after implant surgery. BEST APP EVER
Taiwan announces major breakthrough in weather technology with the development of the nearly stationary tornado
And you thought that web design would never get more awesome than Zombo.com (a few images are NSFW)
What's next in touch screen technology? How about a touchscreen without the screen part?
35% of you apparently can't even wait to get out of bed before you pull out your damn iPhones
By now you've probably heard that bees are mysteriously disappearing. It's your fault, and the bees would like you to stop
Google activates its 100 Millionth Android device. There is something deeply, deeply sinister-sounding about this
Giant nerd mixed Green Lantern and Doctor Who to make Dark Blue Lantern ring. Where the hell is Ogre? Shouldn't he be around to stop things like this?
Finally, we have scientific proof against evolutio- BOOM HEAD EXPLODES
People seem shocked that Marvel Comics new $2.99 comics have, y'know, fewer pages than the $3.99 ones
Facebook zaps Mark Zuckerberg's profile -- just because he's not that Mark Zuckerberg
Wed May 11, 2011
Finally, the vehicle option which will allow safe drinking, texting, ogling, movie-viewing and general automotive ass-clownery
I swear George Carlin said something about this
Eating less is healthier because it lowers your core temperature. And when they lowered the core temperature of mice, the mice lived up to 50% longer
Six-year-old Croatian boy has magnetic powers. Local residents don't recognize him, think he might be a Pole
Bad news: Space litter has reached critical mass. Good news: Your pick-up line is now more apt: "Girl, are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world AND full of junk"
NASA to help Japanese fake their own moon landing
CalTech pranksters reveal how you put a scale model of the TARDIS on top of a building
Google announces, releases browser version of Angry Birds. You would have submitted this earlier, but you were too busy playing it
Old and busted: Multi-resistant bacteria. New hotness: Multi-resistant bedbugs. Thanks a lot, evolution
Researchers may have found a way to give us Alzheimer's disease on demand. Wait, what?
Thats it, folks, the internet is over, pack up and head home
Scientists believe they can convert greenhouse gases into fuel by using the sun as a power source. Said they got the idea from something called a "tree" which is probably an acronym for something scientifical
29 long-ignored elements that could make or break the clean-energy revolution
So you want to live forever? Mitochondrial proteins may affect aging
Cosmologists still trying to figure out dark energy. "Frankly, it's vague to everybody, even us. There's lots of other kinds of theories, but none of them are even appealing," says Sheldon about the Big Bang theory
14,000 years ago everybody in North America knew each other by their first name
Chick sex swayed by farm grazing, tequila
Tomb Raider video game script leaked. Younger Lara Croft, bleeding old guy and cheesy dialogue. Sounds....great?
Mom throws away over $1000.00 worth of D&D books because they're "Satanic". This is not a repeat from 1980
Here are ten natural wonders that are being destroyed by over-tourism. Go see them before they're gone
New WebGL graphics engine exposes your box to more threats of penetration than going upstairs at a frat kegger
Facebook security flaw exposes millions of users' personal information. Nope, still not a repeat
Tue May 10, 2011
Powerful class of insect repellent discovered. You still can't beat OFF
So that's how they work
Congress: What's up with Black Hawk helicopters crashing all the time?
Womanimal: When 'Furry' just doesn't cut it anymore
Futurologist says It's tough to make predictions especially about the future
Germans invent "beer bike," try to convince local courts that pedaling open-air beer garden around city streets with up to 16 drinkers in back is perfectly legal
The primary weapon of juvenile tyrannosaurs was speed, speed and agility. The two weapons of young tyrannosaurs were speed, agility, and fearsome teeth. Amongst the weapons of... I'll come in again
This is how you explain a kindle to Charles Dickens
"Privacy" sunglasses censor your eyes, dignity, sense of fashion
Obese men more likely to get counseling, seconds
Now THAT'S a slingshot
Did you enjoy that copy of The Expendables you downloaded? Hope so, it's going to cost you
Parents can pass criminality on to children. Michael Lohan seen whistling innocently
Are you smarter than a 1931 8th grader? Short answer: No
Your sleep pattern affects... something, I think
Are you sitting down? Good, sitting down will kill you
Old Bat-time: "Detective Comics #27" comic sells for $1,000,000. New Bat-channel: One page of "Dark Knight Returns" fetches nearly a cool half mil
Everything you wanted to know about semen-collecting robots. Bonus feature: "premature ejaculation desensitization training"
How Star Wars changed the world. "Made legal abuse of a deceased equine" conspicuously absent
Google comes to the rescue of all those who cannot name the world's only famous clock
Scientists find implanting device in nose that delivers electric shock can help relive pain of migraines, or at least distract sufferer with smell of burning sinuses
Researchers may have just found a way to stop Multiple Sclerosis in its tracks. No snarky headline because that's just badass
Thanks to stem cell treatments, that 75-year old guy in the gym locker room with the really droopy balls will now have a full head of gorgeous hair
Navy uses MMORPG to craft strategies against Somali pirates. Progress currently stalled until the navy releases the ninja expansion pack
"It appears that the long-desired superpowerful laser pistol is also being developed...Such a pistol will be able to disable or even kill a targeted human or a group of them at a mile and a half. And it will be self-powering"
We've replaced Barry Allen's daughter in "Flashpoint" with a blond white girl. Let's see if they notice
Skype, whose latest version is unstable and full of security holes, finds the perfect company to buy it
"Bad" cholesterol not as bad as thought, according to recent studies by scienticians at the Pizzaburger Institute
Mon May 09, 2011
War Machine + Buzz Lightyear = Awesome
Scream at your phone to make it recharge. It's like being the evil dark lord over small consumer electronics
It's not official until someone makes a Counter Strike map
Latest creationist argument: hearts, kidneys, and livers are unique to Homo sapiens
Results are in and America ranks 17th globally in clean-tech production. Still No. 1 in "Blow me, wind power" bumper stickers
Samoa plays leapfrog with International Date Line. 119 years after they leapt the other way
Do you remember the Gravity B Probe that proved frame dragging from gravity last week? It had already been proven with a higher degree of accuracy from previous experiments, Gravity sucks
The coolest image of the Lagoon Nebula that you'll see, well maybe ever
Scientists, the ultimate killjoys
The world without Warcraft. It's a brand new day
Autism rates are 28.141529768694978477683949% higher than previously thought
People discovering that music can have a remarkable healing power. Except for songs by Pitbull, which causes patients to jam sharp objects into their ears
I cannot tell a lie, here's George Washington's beer recipe
Zombie ants bite at high noon, WANT BRAINS (w/ pic of undead)
Orlando finds way to convert sewage into power, possibly opening the door to Washington DC being the top power producer in the nation
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