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Sun April 24, 2011
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers say that lasers may soon replace spark plugs in car engines. No word yet on where they'll put the shark
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(96)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
21 years ago today, the Hubble telescope was launched into space aboard the shuttle Discovery. Permission to gawp in silent, wide-eyed wonder most definitely granted
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(44)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Looks like Apple's making another AT&T iPhone
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who brought you the CD has been ejected
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(76)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Wheego makes the Chevy Volt look like the Nissan Maxima
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(108)
 


Sat April 23, 2011
(NASA Spaceflight.com)
 
 
 
With the baby of the Space shuttle fleet ready for its final flight, here's an Endeavour retrospective
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NASA celebrates Earth Day with stunning photos of, you guessed it...Earth
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(8)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google throws the peasants a bone and decides they will automatically move all Google Videos to Youtube rather than deleting them
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How to unmask the internet's vilest characters," AKA why it's time that you invested in that eighth proxy
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The struggles of a Mother Jones fact checker
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(46)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Carbon nanotubes could be used as synthetic brains, giving humanity at least a chance for a treaty with the zombies
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon didn't say what the "networking event" that caused a cascading system failure among numerous sites was. Here is a hint: Starts with a 's' and ends with a 't'
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(120)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Wii2, or "Stream", will have touchscreen controllers, triple the cores, dual flux capacitors, and holographic Marios will deliver each console by hand. Probably
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(142)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies in house fire, but his $2 million comic collection survives to be inherited. Fark needs a SUSPICIOUS tag
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover god
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(86)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Will the Vatican call the International Space Station? Is the Space Pope reptilian?
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(14)
 


Fri April 22, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mac users can be seen, depending on your perspective, as bolder and more creative -- or elitist and more pretentious
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(149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, Russian cosmonauts have not been having sex in space
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(35)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 creepiest parasites in nature, "children" conspicuously absent
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
PSP Go isn't dead. However, the DS Lite has been taken off life support and will be buried alongside the Virtual Boy
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(52)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Fossil record of ancient sirenians may give scientists new insights on climate change. OLD AND HUGE MANATEE
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mars orbiter finds buried ice lake
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Passwords: why "This Is Fun" is 10x safer than "J4fS2"
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(150)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A brief history of the female mad scientist
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Samsung to Apple: You couldn't have invented the rectangle, because WE invented the rectangle
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(35)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
So who won the iPhone wars? AT&T's iPhone 4 brought on 836,000 new subscribers, while Verizon's iPhone 4 brought on 2.2 million new subscribers. Apparently, customers don't like crappy networks
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(41)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
Top 6 video game companies that release the same games over and over and over
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(83)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six hilarious ways game designers are screwing with pirates
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(103)
 
(Smithsonian.com)
 
 
 
Memes are running the asylum. What is this I don't even
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(100)
 
(Some Smarty-Pants School)
 
 
 
Genius dorks at Carnegie Mellon University MacGyver together a 'Time Machine' using panoramic super high-resolution time-lapsed photography and an ass-load of hyperbole
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(31)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All Your Base Are Belong to The Last 50 Years
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(20)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Library books shelved incorrectly due to well-meaning but misguided patrons? Yup, there's an app for that
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The ozone hole has dried out Australia and their delicious sausages
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(67)
 


Thu April 21, 2011
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Man attempts to rob store with PS3 controller. Arrested after failing to press "X" during quicktime event
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(19)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The most beautiful, inspiring, utterly useless machine you'll see today
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(8)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
In some areas in the US, rooftop solar power is now cheaper than grid power
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(158)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Step aside carbon fiber, there's a new material in town. Say hello to Graphene Paper, soon to be in airplanes and supercars
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
PC games to continue to look like recycled garbage until 2014
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(123)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Add "tap water" to the things that can make you fat
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
@wife #iamleavingyou
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(7)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
It's kinda like a threesome, but with like, science and stuff
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(11)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
This maybe the closest thing to a iPad killer you'll see all year
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(67)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Happiness leads to suicide. Thanks, Science
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists put fruit flies on meth for cancer research, the lulz
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(11)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Study claims playing World of Warcraft boosts users social skills
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kaspersky Antivirus branches out into the anti-kidnapping business
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the future where pollution is measured in lactating cows
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(2)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Medicinal plant expert: "Plants have been trying to kill us, not cure us." Anybody who's ever had to eat spinach and Brussels sprouts knew this already
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker's Ceremonial Jacket is on sale. But the comments are the priceless part
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(66)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Everything is different, but the same. Things are more moderner than before. The passwords of the future could become more secure and, at the same time, simpler to use. It's computers... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES
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(11)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazon pressed their internet kill button. That was easy
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(53)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Honeycombs help cure cancer, yeah yeah yeah
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(7)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sony: "PSN Outage could last for days." But hey, it's not like you paid anything for this
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(50)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The search to recover the black boxes of Air France Flight 447, which crashed off of Brazil in 2009, uses technology pioneered by James Cameron. The plane was located almost 13,000 feet underwater
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Why would I want to track down private email addresses? Because I can and spammers love me for it
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Technological advances in liquid delivery systems and valve science will allow for multi-chamber hydration of the muscular hydrostat, and will be rolled out at your local 7-11 in June. SCIENCE
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(32)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Here's why Apple Stores are a dumb idea and Apple is doomed. DooOOOMED
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(142)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to determine if the arctic is coaled
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Pilgrims fled to America to pursue religious freedom and to oppose King James' Net Neutrality legislation. These are facts
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(183)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
I'll see your Commodore 64 computer and raise you the new Atari 400 keyboard
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are only two kinds of people: those who classify people into three types and those who don't
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(26)
 
(Mail And Guardian)
 
 
 
"It is not atheists who get stuck in my craw, but agnostics"
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(358)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The very best weapons-based moments in videogaming. Including that bit where you can finally kill the Berserker in Gears Of War
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(230)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
BlackBerry PlayBook: Abandon All Hope
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(221)
 


Wed April 20, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
Women more likely to opt for 'maybe'. Unless you ask them out for a date. Then the answer is still a long, hearty laugh followed by a short 'no'
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(50)
 
(Shelby County Reporter)
 
 
 
Not News: Engineering Competion held for 15 schools. News: Five teams can't even put their project together in alloted time. Fark: Of the ten that can, nine colleges are beaten by an Alabama High School
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(36)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Rotating knives?" "Well, normally I design abattoirs"
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We're happy that the 'penis to non-penis levels' ratio is well below 1:100"
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apple to release next version of iPhone in September. Includes new hat
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(89)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wanted to take a true 3D photo of yourself using your iPhone/iPod/iPad 2 and send it to a 3D printer, today's your day. Cool, Spiffy, and Strange tags too busy taking 3D pictures of their butts
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(37)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Galaxies celebrate Hubble's 21st birthday by going out and smashing into each other
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(13)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
10 "greatest" (fictional) swords of all time. Tag is for the most stupefying omission EVAR
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(330)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Bikes don't fall over. You can't explain that
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good: STD test you can pick up at the drug store. Bad: 25% don't bother with your results. Fark: 50% of the rest show false negatives
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(28)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Dropbox can't see your dat-er, nevermind
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(44)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google has now encoded 99% of most watched YouTube videos in a format that will increase data usage for mobile users while at the same time be of lower quality
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(49)
 
(Some Creeped out Canadian)
 
 
 
Not News: Organization to offer anonymous VPN service to country that could turn in to an oppressive dictatorship, Fark: Canada
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The CIA declassifies its recipe for invisible ink and it turns out all you need is one part_______________________
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases. In other news, new guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases
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(52)
 


Tue April 19, 2011
(G4TV)
 
 
 
FINISH (changing) HIM
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, you don't have a crossbow that fits in a shirt pocket or a working mini-cannon the size of a thimble? Sucks to be you, then
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(46)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Three Linux distros you may not want to try. Fortunately, the Hannah Montana distro is offset by Ubuntu Satanic Edition
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a move that will no doubt cause the foil-wrapped heads of conspiracy theorists everywhere to explode in unison, recently-released memos prove that JFK asked for UFO files 10 days prior to his own cranial blow-up
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(80)
 
(Some Tesla Guy)
 
Video
 
The coolest way to erase a CD that you'll see all day
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How big an explosion could you realistically survive? Not to be confused with how big an explosion could you realistically walk away from slowly without turning around? Two different things
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(39)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Vaguely creepy but ultimately cool video of sunspots forming and growing. NASA funds development of 12 million ounce tube of Clearasil
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(12)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven horrible ways the universe can destroy us without warning
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(60)
 
(Some pervert)
 
 
 
This is why you preview before you post
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(72)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
I've always found the main problem with atheism to be the inability to work up a good blaspheme when you hit your thumb with a hammer
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo will now keep records of your searches for 18 months after deciding there's no business justification for being less evil than Google
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I'm breaking the laws of thermodynamics right here," says the garage scientists who claims his 1986 Ford Bronco runs on water. Bonus: starts the truck with gasoline in a Mountain Dew bottle
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samsung's phone division says if Apple won't allow it to copy its hardware and software, Samsung's manufacturing division will halt iPad and iPhone component shipments to Apple
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking doesn't want to believe
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists grow kidney in a lab using stem cells. Shares of Ice-Filled Bathtubs, LLC plummet
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(11)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten greatest Kenner Star Wars toys Hasbro hasn't remade. Where's my goddamned Ewok Village?
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even Mafia Wars is tired of Myspace
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Volt? Meh. Leaf? A mere toy. This is the future of electric vehicles
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(89)
 


Mon April 18, 2011
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Star Wars nerds everywhere, take note: PhD student concludes that plants on Tatooine would be black
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Superhero female pajamas, with examples of what a chick who's not into superheros wearing superhero pajamas might look like
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google Translate gets voice input. Subby not interested until it works on that Welsh soccer hooligan he drinks with down at the pub
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese boy, the world's fattest four year old, offered treatment in Hong Kong. Doctors agree unless he loses 30 pounds, cannot be cleared to return to work
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(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Too much socialism in your science fiction? Here are some SF stories with a more libertarian slant
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(175)
 
(Minnesota Public Radio)
 
 
 
Nootkatone: the funny sounding new citrus-based insecticide that's safe enough to drink (well, safe as long as you aren't an insect anyhow)
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(26)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Hey baby, why don't you throw a 16-2/3 rpm record on my in-dash player? What do you mean, "Isn't that horribly dangerous?"
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a trillion years, alien astronomers may not be able to understand the origins of the universe with as much scientific certainty as we do
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(64)
 
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
From the "Apple doesn't fall far from the tree dept.": Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-erp) holds the iPad responsible for the loss of thousands of American jobs
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists using hydrophone listening devices in Aleutian Islands capture sound of Japanese earthquake. (With cool sciencey video)
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(10)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The science of why people don't believe science
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(212)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling to build full scale model of Hagrid's hut in backyard, apparently to hold only $50s and $20s
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what might happen with those mudders in Canton if there were a Firefly the Next Generation? One guy did apparently and it is farkin' awesome
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(41)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New railgun under development for the Navy sends a projectile 7km at Mach 5, *after* punching through a steel plate 100 yards down range (w/vid)
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(224)
 
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
A 19-year-old philosophy major starts a religion he calls Kopimism, which is based on Torrenting. It's not like he'll be able to afford anything with a philosophy degree anyway
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(23)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Text messeging makes you a better speler
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(39)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientific research on how trees communicate. Still no cure for 'The Happening'
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(33)
 

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