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Sun April 17, 2011
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Sockless, shirtless, speechless, godless: the Einstein you never knew
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(77)
 
(geekosystem.com)
 
 
 
Two words: Bacon roses
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Encyclopedia Dramatica
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(110)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Museum of American History will no longer sell non-American-made souvenirs in its gift shop. In other news, the Smithsonian just discovered how it can add more exhibition space without building an annex
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronauts need to be given more drugs, according to study by Doctors Cheech, Chong, Winehouse, and Kubrick
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(16)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The world's computer networks are running out of addresses, for really real this time. No really, we mean it. Everybody APNIC
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(75)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Most powerful cartoon characters on Twitter
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(11)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New app available for iPad that recreates the sound of vinyl. 24k gold jack audiophile edition to follow
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(120)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Gullibility may be early sign of dementia, and if you believe that, you're farkin crazy
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(32)
 


Sat April 16, 2011
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Ready to feel insignificant? Well, more insignificant? Check out this absolutely stunning time lapse video of the Milky Way shot from the Canary Islands
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(71)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Five busted Civil War myths generally believed by simpletons. Also, one very stupid myth
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(159)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can dance if you want to, you can dance all through the night.. but if you dance at The Apple Store it'll probably be your friends that leave you behind
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The greatest arcade driving game machine ever invented. No that's not a stick shift on the dashboard
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was the collective flutter of every remaining librarian's heart as they realized their jobs are now obsolete
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(107)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google decides to just remove all Google Videos instead of moving them to Youtube as that would be too convenient for the masses of peons
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry prepared to go to jail over Twitter comments, sodomy
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(41)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Global Warming causes earthquakes. Here comes the science
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(82)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dilbert creator Scott Adams caught white-knighting on message boards. Fark: For himself
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(117)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New cure for depression involves a giant electro-magnet resting on your skull
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(14)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Say you're Stephen Hawking. Say you have a man cave. Say you need some awesome posters. Done and done
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(31)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
A year's supply of WTF courtesy of Nintendo and Angry Old Spice Man
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the issue of money in Star Trek. Damn Ferengis
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(197)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Microsoft, Apple, and Mozilla have all embraced the "Do Not Track" HTML header in their browsers. For some bizarre reason, Google has not
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(55)
 


Fri April 15, 2011
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery pays homage to the classic Sega CD system and its greatest games
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
10 deadly DIY gadgets, because that machete isn't going to launch itself
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(36)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The Star Trek: Next Generation porn parody has more plot than most big budget movies
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(127)
 
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer wants the shuttle Enterprise's final voyage to New York to pass through Newburgh, where the shuttle will be stolen and stripped for parts before being dumped in the river
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First commercial jetpack is 'just months away' from retail availability. (This will not end well)(1000)
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(52)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Lol you moran, oil and gas can NOT form without an organic...wait, wat?
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imagine Minecraft made real. Bonus: no creepers
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(48)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Oh, great. Even our terrifying overlords from Proxima Centauri have women on the brain. I said, WOMEN ON THE BRAIN
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(24)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Order words universal not; innate as language thought not as
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(90)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists teleport Schrodinger's cat
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Underground midnight food raves become latest cool way for youth to sample hippest street cuisines. "When I was their age I was doing drugs and going to rock shows. That's not their culture. Their culture is food"
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(112)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Better get munching. The world's biggest Pac-Man game is now online, wakka wakka wakka
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cool: One ticket remains for first Dutch space flight. Bonus: You could be sitting next to a Victoria's Secret model on that flight
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on Google, "They've done nothing and gotten a lot of credit for it"
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(76)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Thanks for building all those tax-break funded windmills. Would you mind turning them off for a while? We have plenty of hydro power, and not enough power lines
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(127)
 


Thu April 14, 2011
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The best, worst, and downright bizarre comic book deaths...from alternate universes. Days of Future's Past Wolverine went out like a little biatch
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Librarians are the secret masters of the universe. They control information. Never piss one off"
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(80)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
You bastards
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(21)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Cute: Girl asks boyfriend to prom through song. Fark: It's a StarCraft love song
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(30)
 
(Curbed LA)
 
 
 
Here's the room where the Internet was born
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(27)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
One of our technology writers took it upon himself to stick tweezers into a wet surge protector. Here's the video
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(32)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
What do printer drivers and Internet Explorer 10 have in common? Neither will run on Vista
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of a popping bubble you'll see in the next fraction of a second
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peak Oil, pifft. The burning question is, have we reached Peak PC?
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(125)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Amazon just put a price on your attention and it's a mere $25
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(59)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
100-light-year-long space penis helps birth of stars. Difficulty: it's only a few degrees above absolute zero
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(16)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Before a man with schizophrenia committed suicide, he donated his skin cells to research. Reborn as neurons, these cells may help scientists to understand the disease he struggled with
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(17)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feds commandeer botnet, will***CARRIER LOST***
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(32)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Only 600 out of the nearly 5 million atheists in the US are going to the American Atheists National Convention. What, does Des Moines have cooties or something?
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(438)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
To catch Sarah Connor, a computer would have to be able to recognize what it's seeing. Which means she's pretty much safe. Er, WAS pretty much safe, until Google got involved. Thanks, guys
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(68)
 
(Some Big Daddy)
 
 
 
The best Cosplay / Halloween costume you'll ever blow $600.00 on
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(30)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft breaks own world record for IE nonsense; says IE 10 will be doubleplusgood
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(92)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Life could actually survive in a black hole. Or it might send the life form back in time. Or maybe it will swallow a planet. Or maybe
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can hear him now. Good
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(46)
 


Wed April 13, 2011
(Science Shot)
 
 
 
New study shows that duck semen will kill certain kinds of bacteria. Here comes the science
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(40)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Two more teaser clips for the new season of Doctor Who
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(133)
 
(G4TV)
 
Video
 
A look at the best shooter games from the 90s...I'll get the parachute pants and nu-metal CDs
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(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brain shrinkage may predict Alzheimer's. It may also predict Alzheimer's. And there is even a possibility that it could predict Alzheimer's
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(13)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
"Do a barrel roll"
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Starbuck and Starbuck in Starbucks Drinking Starbucks
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The coolest obituary photo of a bombardier beetle shooting boiling chemical irritants at a researcher you're going to see this month. Requiescat in pace, entomologist extraordinaire Thomas Eisner
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recently Terry Jones read some of the famously bad poetry of William Topaz McGonnagle in its first public reading in a century. Here is some of that delightfully bad poetry in the delightfully silly Improbable Research Magazine. Subscribe
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(28)
 
(Some EOL tablet Owner)
 
 
 
That Android-based tablet you bought yesterday ? You'll never see Honeycomb. Apple fanboys start dancing on the right
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(78)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
Valve has been hard at work on Half-Life 2 Episode 3. Just kidding; they've really been working on an insane cross-game scavenger hunt to promote Portal 2
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(115)
 
(Some PS3 Linux Restorer)
 
 
 
Sony, content with their settlement in the Hotz PS3 hacking case, eases off all PS3 developers. Just kidding, they raided a hacker's house for the second time yesterday and told him not to put Linux on any PS3
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(112)
 
(Phayngula)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what creationists thought of Inglorious Basterds? No? Well click the link anyway
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(388)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
French resistance fighters used government-developed stank as a weapon in WWII. Subby has no idea why they're still using it, the war ended over 60 years ago
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite all those crappy movies, penguin populations on the decline
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(23)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Here's a government program that has actually saved taxpayers billions of dollars and is supported by more than 70% of Republicans and Democrats alike
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(38)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate big bang to examine space-time expansion, discover prom night cannot be fixed
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(29)
 
(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Former USC fratboy escapes world of inane homosexual innuendo by becoming trans lesbian
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest pictures of a shipping container-turned-house you'll see all day
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(102)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists discover new way to visualize warped space and time. Apparently using a Spirograph?
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(52)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Photos from 50 years ago this week, when Russia won the race to have the first person orbit the earth. Laika wants space steak
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(27)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Yellowstone's caldera is much larger than thought, announce scientists who, up to this point, had been fooled by Myspace-angled photos
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(158)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
People in the 1920s really had a thing for zeppelins
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
YOU SHALL NOT PASS your camp off as being affiliated with J.R.R. Tolkien's estate
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(30)
 


Tue April 12, 2011
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
No Houston, you can't have one of the retired space shuttles. Not yours
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in four office employees sabotage their work PCs to get an upgrade
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(110)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
This just in: Kris Kristofferson is 5300 years old
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists finally get around to wondering if the "indoor farming" methods that has made Marijuana so cheap, potent and plentiful might not work on OTHER crops too
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Space station to burn Yuri Gagarin in effigy, hams rejoice de K2TY K
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(37)
 
(EITB)
 
 
 
Court ruling says Winklevoss twins must accept Facebook deal
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Player reaches level 85 in World of Warcraft without killing a single thing, ever touching a woman
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(182)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Cisco kills pioneering digital camcorder Flip, citing rise of smartphones. In other news, the world discovered Cisco had still been making faddish digital camcorders that no one was buying
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(36)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
New brain-control interface lets you make phone calls by thinking of the number. Now if you could only remember the number
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
15 "what-if" Marvel Comics stories that really happened (in the comics)
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(50)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
"Early on the morning of April 12, 1981, two astronauts sat strapped into their seats on the flight deck of Columbia, a radically new spacecraft known as the space shuttle"
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC asks what would have happened if the Soviets beat the U.S. to the moon. Apart from Mr. Gorsky dying unsatisfied, that is
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If a blind man knows boobies by touch alone, then would he be able to distinguish boobies by sight if sight were restored? Or something like that anyway. Well, the answer is no
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(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Jerry Lawson, inventor of the first modern based video game console, dies at age 70
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(40)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Top level scientists are quitting at the peak of their careers because "it just gets too hard"
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(118)
 


Mon April 11, 2011
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Microsoft is concerned that Google's software is not secure enough
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(58)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
"The corset holds four controllers, all of which vibrate in time to the music"
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(36)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Coffee addiction might be genetic. From you, all right? I learned it by watching you
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How nuclear apologists mislead the world over radiation
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(388)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten Disney characters not ruined by Rule 34...until four hours from now
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(137)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over pot-bellied pig. Move over iguana. The skunk is now the must-have pet of distinktion
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(96)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Top scientists are working on flexible plastic screens so you can roll up your iPad like a newspaper when you take it into the bathroom
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(73)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
The hottest thing to happen to hula hoops since underwear girl
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(33)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Want to make your food tastier and healthier? Slap the word 'organic' on the label
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The clash of two titans - physics and chemistry - present major barriers to space travel taking humans to Mars and beyond
source: cosmosmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs authorized biography "iSteve: The Book of Jobs" due out in 2012, to be replaced with "iSteve: The Book of Jobs 2.0" in early 2013
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(28)
 

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