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Sun August 01, 2010
Passport has RFID chip for "security," which Fakey Hussein McFakerson "easily" bypasses by making a birth certificate with a laser printer
Scientists have taken a step toward inventing real-life teleportation. Still no cure for cancer, but beam me up anyway
"There are people I know who have indicated they can take the entire Internet down and they can"
Intel just discovered a way for you to transfer 50 gigs of your perfectly legitimate and non-explicit computer files in one second. Bonus - using light
Over 3,000 attended Iowa's annual AnimeIowa convention, and...look, it's just sad. You should see some of these pictures. Women dressing as the 11th Doctor, the Mario Brothers, and...wait, women? Oh
An Oregon teenager turns a '72 Volkswagen Super Beetle into an electric car
Hacker claim that fake cell tower is "indistinguishable from AT&T" undercut by excellent voice quality and lack of dropped calls
U.S. government funds biowarfare attack on wildflowers
(Some Guy)
10 ways the next 10 years are going to be mind blowing
Why weren't Adam and Eve's children inbred dolts? Creationist gives a logical and clear answer
"It burned and itched. Clumps of hair began to fall out. 'I went completely bald in a perfectly symmetrical 4-inch-wide band extending from ear to ear all the way around my head,' he recalled. The hospital offered him a hairpiece
Microsoft wants to issue a new tablet as an iPad killer. Just as the Zune killed the iPod, and the Kin killed the iPhone
The cheapest cars to own. Subby's $500 Hoopty burns too much oil to qualify
Man shoots himself in mouth with speedlight, ends up with the most disturbing photo you'll see today
Sat July 31, 2010
Fri July 30, 2010
(Some Guy)
70 gigapixel Budapest panoramic photograph shatters world record, lets viewers to zoom in astounding detail. One question: um, Budapest?
Microsoft plans an emergency Windows fix for a vulnerability that allows malware installation. But don't worry -- it only affects software that runs power plants and other infrastructure
There's flying with class and then there's flying with CLASS. This is FLYING WITH CLASS
Funny or Die, and how the internet is changing comedy
Study proves you can grow joints with stem cells. Dude, don't bogart the cells
How much is one month of life worth?
(Some Guy)
Is the Iron Man suit possible? Here comes the (non-fiction) science
(Some Sysadmin)
Happy Sysadmin Appreciation day to all the sysadmins who clean up the beer spills on the Fark servers, war stories to the right:
No, that is not John Lennon's face on the surface of Mars
(Some Longhorn)
The coolest high-speed pictures of insects in flight you'll see all day
Despite CEO's ridiculously lame excuses, he's selling robots to spy on you and confirm you are not reading Fark
Men are ten times more likely than women to lose concentration behind the wheel because they see a person in a skimpy outfit
"Determination of Human Penile Electrical Resistance and Implication on Safety for Electrosurgery of Penis"
Fark you Kevin Smith, the Goddamn Batman does not pee his pants
(Some Guy)
For $8000, you could get your own personal satellite, spot on the Axis of Evil
Scientists at the Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute (Seti) in California have found proof positive that there once was life on Mars. And all I found was this rock
The geekiest couch you'll see for a couple of days or so
(Some Guy)
Researchers discover 'metastasis molecule'. Still no cure for cancer
I don't know what the hell "Dieselpunk" is, but after reading this I've got a pretty good feeling that I want to kick it in the balls
It was 250 years in the making, but this is the most complicated clock ever created. Here's the back story
(Topless Robot)
Ten Nintendo games that were based on R-Rated movies. Remember the 8-bit Platoon?
In a more perfect world, the phrases "bump and go action with a beep-beep sound" and "body revolves as it moves" would be reserved for the glowing reviews of Grace Park's first big-screen starring role
Scientists find chemical "memory" molecule, which is all fine and dandy, but I *STILL* can't find my friggin' car keys
Scientists measure shortest interval of time ever. Submitter's wife believes otherwise
Nissan cars will pump breathable vitamin C to moisturize skin. Insert joke here about your mom in the back seat doing it a different way
E. Coli has been reengineered to make a more convenient drop-in for a new biofuel. Until it mutates, at which point we're all f*cked
Thu July 29, 2010
You know the 'Tri'ceratops? Yeah, never existed. God was just f*cking with scientists again
YouTube decreases the number of parts a pirated sitcom needs to broken into from three to two
What happens when you mix sci-fi with burlesque? Full-frontal nerdity
(Art of Manliness)
Fourteen classic man-caves: From Hemingway's to Carnegie's. Bonus: Not a slideshow
(Some Guy)
New contraceptive makes females smell "wrong" to potential mates. Here comes the science...well, maybe not
Plankton, base of ocean food web, is in decline. Eugene Krabs unavailable for comment
For only $34,000 you can buy a video game that teaches your child abstinence, or you could just spend 50 bucks, buy them World of Warcraft and let nature take its course
Global warming "undeniable" say scientists who have clearly never read Fark
Nintendo posts first loss in two years on news you can only sell so many consoles without making any must-have games for it
(Mainichi)
After seeing wide range of liquors offered at party, Japanese scientists discover that dipping iron compound in wine or sake turns it into superconductor. "Sake has a mysterious power"
New study from a bunch of nerds--that absolutely no one is buying--claims that frequent sex causes brain growth
"Basically, as the universe expands, time is converted into space, and mass is converted into length. As the universe contracts, the opposite occurs"
(Some Guy)
Activision apparently took lessons from Microsoft
Windows-based ATM hack gives cash on demand
IPhone 4's FaceTime video chat gains traction because of: a) girlfriends showing off new haircuts, b) deployed soldiers looking at ultrasounds of their unborn children, or c) porn
Five of the coolest ways of setting fire to things that you'll see today
News: 100 million facebook users have their personal information hacked and put in a file. Fark: MSNBC posts the story, tells what site it's on and puts up a screenshot of the file description on the site
Scientists have created room-temperature ice for some goddamn reason
Styrofoam packing peanuts are being replaced with mushrooms. Keep that in mind the next time you order a ten-foot tall purple bat-winged fire breathing llama from Amazon
How shape-shifting dinosaurs deceived us. Larry King currently morphing to new form
Where does one keep their $5 billion dollar car collection? Why, a five-aircraft-hangars-large garage with its own "Mercedes wing," of course
For 20 years, scientists working on an isolated tiny island chain have been keeping a daily log of their dreams
Wed July 28, 2010
(Some Batman)
DC Comics, Converse have teamed up to make it easier for women to spot virgins
Nine cool sci-fi ideas that have come true
Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine are doing their best to try and plug Wookieleaks, which has been busy releasing controversial documents about the Empire's war with the Rebel Alliance
(Edmonton Journal)
One of history's most important ships, lost for 155 years, found thanks to global warming. Suck Al Gore. Suck it long and hard
Video of a ride through the upper atmosphere, filmed on a Nexus One
Michael Jackson lookalike zombies removed from video game. Too soon?
Dragon Quest 9: Imagine an old-school RPG as written by an insane computer that loves puns and doesn't understand human emotion. "Oh dear, I seem to be dead"
(Mashable)
How is Faccebok formed?
800-year mystery of Pisa's leaning tower solved
Scientist hopes to develop fuel cell that uses urine as an energy source to be used to power music festivals and other outdoors events where the fuel's plentiful
(The American)
Scientists yesterday: "Here are our findings." Scientists today: "Here are our findings, and you must change your life and do exactly what we tell you to"
(Some Guy)
That's because the construct of Time is a product of evolution
(Some Star Wars Geek)
If you have any of this stuff in your kitchen, chances are you're cooking alone
AT&T denies that it intends to interfere with Black Hat demo that shows how to
Botnet hacker caught in Slovenia, will be de-rezzed. End of line
(Some Guy)
Facebook "hacked," 100 million pages leaked online
Apple still releasing updates for a perfect operating system
Seven keymasters hold the power to restart the internet, bring forth Gozer
Top ten............. states........... with slow.......... est........ internet....... conn................ections (buffering)
Gamestop buys flash game site Kongregate. Now every time you go to play a flash game you will be asked to purchase a strategy guide, whether you want to play a used copy and to pre-order something else
Could Apple's next product spell "the death of the traditional mouse?" Probably not
Build a better raygun, and the Pentagon will beat a path to your door
(A salt n' battery)
Long promised 'miracle battery' finally hits the market: 6,000 deep cycles with minimal capacity loss, and 90% charging in 5 minutes. First application? Powering the army of flying pigs set to invade the frozen wastelands of hell
Annual survey finds the least healthiest state for kids is Mississippi. The good news is that Mississippi kids are so fat they are undesirable to teachers and priests
Panasonic unveils 3D camcorder. So why wait for 3D pr0n to come out when you can make your own starring subby's mom?
A world without mosquitoes? It's more likely than you think
If you've ever wanted to know what would happen if a zebra farked a donkey, wait no longer
Tue July 27, 2010
Five words: Chewbacca. Fighting Nazis. On a squirrel. Okay, six words, but that's really not important right now
Common ailments that alcohol can't cure, please step forward. Not so fast, rheumatoid arthritis
Attention, humans, meet your true genetic ancestor: The Segmented Worm. SUCK IT CREATIONISTS
Study finds people with more social relationships live longer than those that don't? Baloney. I've survived for six years with no human contact other than Fark and I feel just f
(Some Machead)
Lawsuit against Apple claims that iPads get hot when left in direct sunlight. Suits claiming that iPhones get cold when left in the freezer and MacBooks get wet when left out in the rain still pending
A chart converting Earth Time to a standardized Metric Time, because why the hell not?
(some Bicentennial Guy)
Last.fm's robots.txt, Asimov style
Google's master plan for world domination. (do not erase) Includes weather control, remaking Babylon 5, and hiring Richard Branson
New robot glider can land on power lines like a bird and recharge itself, will also poop on your car out of spite
How Mars can turn into Earth. These movies never end well
(Some Twit)
Twitter to embed photos and videos in the stream. So instead of just knowing what random strangers are eating for dinner, now you can actually watch them eat it
Ask.com, formerly Ask Jeeves, reverts to Q&A format in attempt to stay relevant in search-engine market. In other news, Ask.com is still around
Really, the web monitoring we're doing is totally anonymous and safe. Besides, only this Chinese company has access to the info we've gathered. What could possibly go wrong
The Mughals had Voltron way before we did
"In some places after it's rained, the Chesapeake Bay is six times dirtier than the unflushed john." No wonder your dog wants to drink out of it
Prions can arise spontaneously in the human brain, causing brain damage, death, or, more alarmingly, a liking for Uwe Boll movies
"Our earliest animal ancestor probably had no head, tail, or sexual organs, and lay immobile on the sea floor like a door mat." Kinda like subby's ex-wife
Caravaggio painting turns out not to be a real Caravaggio painting but still pretty awesome
Ric Romero reports that iPad owners are categorized as 'Selfish Elites'
(TechDirt)
Smart: Aussie newspaper producing version of paper for iPad. Dumbass: In order to get it, you pay to have the dead tree version delivered to your house
Turns out the LHC won't answer the questions scientists want answered. Solution? A bigger, better collider. "It is absolutely vital that we have that mode of operation, so that we can understand what we discover"
(Some Guy)
Activision: "Blizzard's culture hasn't changed at all since we merged with them"
Ryan Reynolds recites the Lantern Corps Oath for an adorable little fan
(Bruce Willis)
OMG We're all going to... be dead when this happens - Asteroid might collide with Earth in 2182
If it's on your iPad then no one can tell what you're reading. You could be reading Plato. Or 'Blonde and Wet, the Complete Story'
Microsoft is excited about their new ad slogan for 2010: "Be what's next." It just narrowly edged out their second choice: "ctrl-alt-delete"
New study reveals humans have a form of Vulcan Mind-Meld all their own
Abe Vigoda and lemon-related celebrations notswithstanding, here's a one-page slideshow of the world's oldest living things back to back, and who photographed them
This is Obama's "E.T. for the Atari 2600"
(Some Guy)
Safe: Target, Starbucks, and Bank of America. Gonna kill you: Whole Foods, WalMart, Safeway, McDonald's, CVS, KFC, and the U.S. Postal Service
Mon July 26, 2010
Scientists have finally succeeded in determining where the Higgs boson isn't
Powerful gaming video cards can create far clearer CT images with less radiation, still can't run Crysis on "Extreme"
Skynet one step closer to replacing us altogether
The largest rat that ever lived has been found.....and it's not a politician
UAE declare the BlackBerry, Women's Rights threats to national security
Hope and change: US Government allows jailbreaking iPhones, bypassing CSS encryption on DVDs, and cracking e-books for personal use
Having thumbs and making stone tools helped humans evolve into the intelligent, reasoning creatures lounging on the couch covered in chip crumbs and watching Springer that we are today
(Some Guy)
The Atlantic gets some Geek tab in their Politics tab: Are Jedi knights libertarian or socialist?
The dates are off, but at least scientists are now admitting an "Eden"
A map of the invasion of America that never was
'Batwoman: Elegy' is a comic masterpiece about an openly gay superhero. Batwoman lives, much to the chagrin of Gotham's criminal underworld and the conservative commentariat
If you want to feel really old today, then join me in wishing the Commodore Amiga a happy 25th birthday
(Guédelon)
Since 1997 a group of fifty artisans in France have been practicing reverse archaeology, by building a 13th century castle using period materials and techniques and are almost at the half way mark.. w/vid
Covering the important and pressing issues of our day: Should Facebook add a dislike button? It's not news, it's CNN
Turns out, those private browsing sessions aren't that private
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