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Sun June 13, 2010
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(France24)
 
 
 
Chinese hackers launch "virtual jihad" against: A) US Defense Department networks; B) Indian cuisine websites; or C) South Korean boy band fans?
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(77)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
The coolest video you'll ever see of the global pandemic arriving from that damned asteroid
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hackers go too far, start interfering with our margaritas
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I know in 10 years it will be a junior-high project to build a bacteria," says Mr. Hessel. I don't know if that is the coolest or scariest quote ever
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(54)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
The real reason we're so susceptible to doomsday predictions. Bonus: also explains religion
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
FCC: The days of the open internet will be succeeded by the age of the gatekeeper. Bruce Campbell could use the work
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(83)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Eating meat triggers puberty; always figured it was vice versa
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(87)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Some bored carpenter manages to construct 1:1 scale models of various spacecraft, such as Voyager 1, Hubble Space Telescope, and the rover astronauts drove on the Moon (w/pics)
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Sat June 12, 2010
(KATU)
 
 
 
The latest round of oil spill photos, complete with aerial beach views, baby pelicans, and... Elvis?
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(80)
 
(Heritage Key)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover home base of the Zombie Apocalypse
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(73)
 
(Some Aborigine)
 
 
 
Aborigine tribesmen will accompany scientists to recover space probe landing in the Australian outback to ensure that no sacred dirt is harmed
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you make a hipster restaurant even more obnoxious? Get rid of all the menus and replace them with iPads. "This is not a gimmick. I really reckon this is going to set a precedent"
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(270)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Someone has taken the time to do a huge interactive website dedicated to Larry Niven's Ringworld
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(64)
 
(MyNorthwest dot com)
 
 
 
The CEO of the hated X10 camera has killed two teens drunk driving. Sad tag for the dead kids; a better tag for this guy would have been deadmeat
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Behold, the 8th plague has once again hit Egypt. Oh, it's Australia, never mind then
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(21)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Duke Nukem Forever release date set at E3. Subby's grandad remembers when it was first announced
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(85)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Guide to who's new on True Blood this season. You can basically stop reading at Were-bikers because that's just awesome
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(62)
 


Fri June 11, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Valve: "We won't be there, SURPRISE"
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China sees your zero-emission vehicles and raises you a negative-emissions vehicle
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Be sure to take a peek at Venus Monday night, as it will form a one-eyed smiley face with the sliver of the Moon
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(13)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
"Why Humans Have No Fur -- Explained" Obviously Reporter has never seen Subby's Mom's back
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(55)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Dr. Watson is a ninja. A creepy, creepy ninja
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(18)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Pac-Man creator Toru Iwatani now works as Professor of Games in Tokyo university, only sleeps 90 minutes a day in order to live life to the fullest
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If open-source is so awesome, then why aren't there any billion-dollar open-source companies?
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"In female fights it's not how big or heavy they are, but how badly they want it," With photo of what a big, heavy female who wants it badly might look like
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(40)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Not content with just destroying the Earth, mad scientists are busy at work discovering ways to destroy black holes
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists, finally doing something worthwhile, create an AI that can pick winning stocks
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(51)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Google launches a fresh volley in the nerd war waging between it and Microsoft
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists release first images of massive mountain range with soaring 8,000 ft peaks that have never been climbed-mostly because they're buried beneath a mile of ice
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Toucan play at that game
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian government abandons attempts to censor the Internet. Nah, just kidding, they want to monitor every citizen's browser history
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(57)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
This guy's desk lamp stole your desk lamp's lunch money
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome back, you magnificent bustard
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(47)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
3-D movie glasses, both sealed and washed/reused, found to have germs that cause conjunctivitis, skin infections, food poisoning, sepsis and pneumonia. Enjoy the show.
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(58)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Centennial video celebrating the most famous ocean explorer of all time
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(26)
 
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
If you're a woman who's ever fantasized about taking an AK-47 out on the construction workers down the block, there's a video game just for you
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Thu June 10, 2010
(USA Today)
 
 
 
'Rock Band 3' will add a keyboard and full-sized fully functional Fender guitar. Tuba players are left out in the cold again
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(129)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A real lightsaber for $200.00? Yeah that next con just got a whole lot more interesting
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(223)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Long Dead Redemption: Sega bringing the Dreamcast catalog to Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, starting with Crazy Taxi and Sonic Adventure
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(147)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Halley's Comet's birth mother is uncertain, but she's done well by herself
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obama kills the moon program. Now we'll never get there
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(172)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
IPad hax0red to emulate the SNES, with an iPhone serving as a wireless controller
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(66)
 
(The Kartel)
 
 
 
PBS to air video game concert. Receives record donations of Wii points
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(50)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember when Google changed their homepage to feature a playable game of "Pac-Man"? Remember how amusing and whimsical that was? Meet the one old lady who hated it (with glorious audio of her phone call to Google HQ)
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(53)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
New iPhone prone to crack as much as subby's mom
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(105)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg to be added via roster update to MLB 2K10 as an 87 - ahead of A.J. Burnett, Roy Oswalt, and Cole Hamels. Steve Nebraska remains top rated pitcher in the game at 592
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(52)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
The Apple iPad. Sure, it'll protect you from viruses and malware. Just don't threaten it directly, because, like hipsters, it's sort of nancy when it comes down to stuff like that
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(38)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft is the weak link in national cyber-security. Whew, good thing subby uses Dell
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(23)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Continuing their trend of copying anything made by Apple, Linux unveils a new tablet OS
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(111)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Young men more vulnerable to relationship ups and downs than women, according to the Institute for Guys Who Had Their Hearts Torn From Their Chests By Soul-Crushing Succubi
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(464)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Security researcher discovers bug which "gives attackers complete control of Windows PCs". This is not a repeat from every month for the last 20 years
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(20)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
We've replaced their shrubbery with a go kart. Let's see if they notice
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists working for the military develop "smart underpants" that they say could someday save lives. However it's not clear how many combat casualties the military actually suffers every year from atomic wedgies
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(34)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Fully functional LEGO sniper rifle
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(75)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking acknowledges limits of physics
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(257)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
My God, Bing threw up on Google
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(407)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
In honor of our wise and good BP masters, a glimpse back at wackadoodle inventors and deluded, anti-American kooks who imagined a world powered by clean, limitless energy. Losers
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(54)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Fourteen detainees overcome their guards to escape the physical and psychological stresses of internet addiction camp
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientist finds Happy was more creative, but Grumpy was a more attentive and careful thinker. Still no cure for dwarfism
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(43)
 


Wed June 09, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Intelligent robots work in packs without the need for human intervention, announces giddy Cyberdine Systems spokesman, just before a shiny, metallic spike pokes through his eyeball and pentrates his brain
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(29)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Actually, the iPad is quite bad at preventing leaks
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(175)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behold the majestic peaks of the prostitute mountains of San Francisco
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter outage resolved. Wait...there was a Twitter outage? Oh, I was too busy not giving a damn
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(34)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Bird nearly hunted to extinction due to aphrodisiac rumors about its meat now needs help breeding in captivity. Luckily scientists thought of using the sexy dance
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(14)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
High-speed video of a bubble bursting & giving rise to a ring of smaller bubbles is farking awesome
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(15)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Portal 2 slated for release shortly after Duke Nukem Forever
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Starcraft II, the game gamers have been waiting 12 years for, has been ruined by BattleNet 2.0
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(425)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Y2K bug panic not yet over, as Taiwan faces possibility of massive software and hardware failures next January due to 1911 Revolution bug
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Violent video games make some kids more hostile, but are actually beneficial for others. But you won't know which applies to your kid until he Menendezes you
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
EPA is trying to get Amish farmers to do a better job managing their manure, but none of the farmers are clicking on the informative website the agency set up
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(49)
 
(kombo.com)
 
 
 
If the phrase 'super mushrooms', 'chaos emeralds', and 'spread shot' mean anything to you, then you'll enjoy the Top 10 video game power-ups
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(141)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientific survey sees snake species suffering substantial subsistence
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(31)
 
(Kick-Ass Infographic)
 
 
 
Cool infographic shows tons of factoids while descending from the top of Mt. Everest to the floor of the Mariana Trench. Wheeee
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(184)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
National Geographic's top geneticist claims that humanity's invention of agriculture was the worst idea ever, making Homo sapiens sedentary, fat, and mentally ill
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Tue June 08, 2010
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Audi now lets their cars talk to each other, probably about shoes
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(32)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Costa Rica shuts down stem cell clinic that sells experimental treatments to rich tourists. Says health minister: "This isn't allowed in any serious country in the world"
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(56)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Robot telescope looks for planets, Geoff Peterson, Sarah Connor. Fark: it's named after a beer
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gamers have just as much heart and skill as professional athletes, according to Cheetos-stained study
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(117)
 
(Pop Rox Nation)
 
 
 
Overpowered Super Villains that really should've taken over the world by now
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(103)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Good: Calvin Klein cologne can be used to attract cougars. Bad: And jaguars
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(37)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Study shows that gay men are skinnier than straight men, and lesbians are plumper than straight women. And Subaru has a car to fit them all
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(134)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military has discovered Twitter
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(28)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
20 great arguments that will clear a room of all but the geeks
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(183)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Dogs, husbands, dumbed down by domestication
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Company to set up 4,600 electric car charging stations across the country. Each site will have a couch so you can nap for a few hours while your car charges
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(213)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An American company is preparing for the first ever private space station. (with pic of what spacious living in space might look like)
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(56)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Faaaace in Spaaaaaaace
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
They came first for the Chuman Beings, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Chuman Being
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(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There may be art on the moon. Chairface Chippendale unavailable for comment
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(41)
 


Mon June 07, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Leia Bikinis. New Hotness: Stormtrooper Corsets
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(131)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs during iPhone demo fail: "Any ideas here?" Audience: "Verizon" (Insert "Oh Snap" flowchart here)
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(113)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reportedly replacing Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Croft now expected to just lay there during action sequences
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(152)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apple patents solar panels behind multi-touch displays, which would be handy if their fanboys' Cheeto-stained basements had windows
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the department of "too much free time" comes these guys who calculated the shortest possible game of Monopoly
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(130)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The most annoying new Star Trek character since Neelix announces he's definitely coming back for the sequel
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(213)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel of the day: surfing crocodiles
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(14)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
For those times when 11 video outputs isn't quite enough
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple unveils iPad mini
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(448)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Iron Man 2" has the charming habit of freezing intermittently, but I got pretty comfortable skipping the plot after a while
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(49)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you thought Natal was just a gimmick that would do nothing more than make you look like a spastic idiot, think again...no, wait, that's pretty much what it does
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australia is demanding facebook add a "one click" police alarm that will never, ever, possibly get misused
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(32)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Government panel wants to make Japanese writing even easier to master by increasing the number of kanji characters to memorize from 1,945 to 2,136
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(133)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple and Google get ready for a smartphone smackdown. With a graphic only USA Today could contrive
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(207)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scareware ads are spreading like virii across the internet. In fact, reading this headline has infected your computer; click the link now for help ------}
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(138)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A monkey, a four-year old kid, and a psychic try to outdo Dr. William Gray's annual hurricane forecast
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(23)
 
(Some weirdo)
 
 
 
Today's new disease we can blame our own bad behaviour on: sexsomnia
source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For those tired of your run-of-the-mill zombies, here's a charming story about headless gladiator skeletons. Where's your headshot now, biatch?
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(23)
 
(Some Boss Guy)
 
 
 
Tattoo may help track blood sugar, da plane
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(23)
 

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