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Sun June 06, 2010
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man simultaneously wins "most beautiful tweet", "too much time on his hands" competitions
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA warns solar storms "wreak havoc on power grids, GPS, air travel, radio communications," (w/ pic of what said havoc may look like)
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(86)
 
(Some Wood Spirit)
 
 
 
While DC is indeed bringing Swamp Thing back to the DCU proper after years in the Vertigo Universe, the title was supposed to be rebooted by award winning sci-fi novelist China Miéville
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(Time)
 
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The back-of-the-envelope guide to how much you'll need to retire (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
So the DWFTTW debate is settled. Never heard of it? Neither did subby, but the nerd rage is tangible once you're made aware of its existence
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(111)
 
(Some Hawkaholic)
 
 
 
Curious baby hawks on the verge of fledging show off for a visiting photographer. With photos of what a fledgling hawk going 'OMG' might look like
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a thin line between artistic genius and batshiat craziness
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(53)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
One or more universal constants may not be so constant after all, reveals analysis of a gas cloud that is 2.9 billion light years away and happens to look like a face projectile vomiting some orange stuff
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cmfudimfz Qbsl bsdijwft up hp pomjof
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(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Several months ago, the first evidence of life off the Earth was discovered. It was on the lunar surface, near the crater Tycho
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Sat June 05, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hospitals discover that washable keyboards are instrumental in reducing the spread of germs in the ER, as well as restoring the function of keyssss after a beeeeer ssssspill
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(51)
 
(The Kartel)
 
 
 
USC Researchers develop 3D hologram projector. Creepy hentai fans everywhere rejoice
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(50)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Dear (name of boss): Microsoft wrote this letter for me, because Bill Gates needs money. Sincerely, your employee
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(92)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Professor Stephen Hawking arrives in Canada to head science academy. Hide the women and liquor
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(37)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Begun, the tablet wars have
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(109)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Step aside, hybrid owners. THIS is the future of transportation
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(42)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
♩ If alGore had a hammer, he'd hammer these islands, under the water, for mocking his plans. He's hammer them under, to match his theory♬
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(105)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that air is filled with caffeine
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(30)
 


Fri June 04, 2010
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
An MRI of an opera singer and beatboxer demonstrates the importance of the tongue, but your Mom already told you that
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(24)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The entire universe exists because the Big Bang produced more muons than anti-muons. For those of you with Quizzical Dog Face right about now, just go watch TV
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon9 rocket reaches low Earth orbit. Will the last space shuttle please turn the lights off when you leave?
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peer-reviewed psychiatry journal to publish article titled "Is Anakin Skywalker Suffering From Borderline Personality Disorder?" Still no cure for cancer
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(59)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Activision rumored to be remaking GoldenEye: 007... About 10 years after anyone would really care
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(108)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Duck life is so full of rape that females have evolved corkscrew vaginas replete with dead ends
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(98)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
"Single-particle resonances in a deformed relativistic potential." I understand each of those words, but not in that order
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(49)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An injection straight into the brain helps rats to have no fear. Isn't that basically the plot of the Max Payne movie?
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(13)
 
(Newport Now)
 
 
 
Potholes, beware; URI student invents self-renewing concrete
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(26)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Reactor suffers from meltdown
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PHP hit by 60 security flaws in May. But it's not PHP's fault. It's noob developers that don't know how to code
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(129)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The new Doctor Who Adventure Game really does feel like a missing episode. Digital Amy Pond, how...intriguing
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just a reminder. Next week Star Trek fans are to report to Vulcan in Alberta, Canada to get their Trekkie freeky deeky on. Please make a note of it. (pics. of dress code included)
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(38)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudis build a monorail with two rails. Engineers now working on three-wheeled unicycle
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(74)
 
(Some Hatorader)
 
 
 
North Korea claims to now have a "super drink". Anyone else hearing Jefferson Airplane while reading the article?
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(79)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
You've been served. [Comment] [Like]
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skype announces that it is tired of being in business, will soon charge for Skype to Skype voice calls
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SpaceX Falcon 9 explosion window opens 11:00am EST. Link goes to webcast
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(457)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
UFO landings apparently proven. Clearly not true since it wouldn't be a flying object if it was on the ground
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(60)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they have found signs of life on Titan. Thank goodness it wasn't on Ganymede; life there would have been pretentious and stuffy
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(72)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Five ancient "technologies" that were ahead of their time
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors 'regrow knee from scratch' in pioneering procedure, credit success to joint effort
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(43)
 


Thu June 03, 2010
(Discover)
 
 
 
Another asteroid hits Jupiter
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(93)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Increasing tobacco prices may decrease use among alcoholics, drug addicts, and the mentally ill. Because if there's one thing that drunks, addicts, and lunatics can do, it's make rational decisions regarding addictive substances
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(58)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Adolescents are biologically wired to engage in risky behavior, say Drs. Duh, Noshiat, and Sherlock, from the Doy Institute for the Study of the Obvious
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of poker players claim they use drugs, other substances to enhance their playing, and say the sunglasses come in real handy
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pic very related
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(40)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Astronomers: impact on Jupiter was from an asteroid, not a comet. Jupiterites: too vaporized to note distinction
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(21)
 
(Newswise .com)
 
 
 
Evolutionary psychologist finally discovers it isn't tools, language, or culture that separates humans from animals; it's religion
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(176)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Q: What's worse than an oil slick? A: A radioactive oil slick
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft Office 2010 is on sale June 15, for those of you who don't use Google Docs or are still flailing around with Lotus 1-2-3
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(154)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
IFanboy journalist: "ANDROID ROOTKIT = MAJOR THREAT TO ANDROID USERS HEH HEH HEH" Actual story: "Except that technically, there's no way to install it and no way to run it"
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(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Standard quantum detectors might be replaced by human ones
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(17)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scientists say that initial testing confirms that new spray successfully prevents premature ejacul--DAMMIT
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(77)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg has his Nixon moment, sweating like a priest at a playground
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(42)
 
(Some High Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carbon Neutral living. New Hotness: Carbon Negative living
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(39)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A celebration of driving like a maniac - it's the top ten arcade racing games
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(146)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
With all due respect to Aldrin, Armstrong, Glenn, and Shepard , 45 years ago today THIS was the guy who made being an astronaut look like the coolest job in the universe
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest multi-billion dollar useless transportation fad is 'pod cars'
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(64)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Sewage plant plays Mozart to motivate microbes to work harder, cut overtime costs
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(12)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pedophile-like typing detected
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Noise pollution is threatening fish. I said NOISE POLLUTION IS THREATENING FISH
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(22)
 


Wed June 02, 2010
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Caffeine addicts don't get a boost from their morning cup of coffee, they're just w-w-w-warding off the w-w-w-withdrawal s-s-s-symptoms
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad news: Valve cancels its Portal 2 event at E3. Nerdgasm news: replacing it with a *cough HL2:E3 cough* "surprise"
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(142)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists have trained monkeys to control advanced robotic arms with their minds. This...this will not end well for mankind
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Early-adopting dolphin uses iPad touchscreen to communicate with humans, and he wants sashimi
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(42)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
A progressive flow detected in Earth's mantle moves mountains, also helps Earth save up to 15% on insurance
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(13)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you thought Mass Effect 2 would have been perfect if there were a dozen shrieking racist twelve-year-olds around you at all times, BioWare has some good news for you
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(68)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Atheism : Asperger's :: religion : schizophrenia
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(626)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, for about the next week you can see Venus, Saturn, and Mars in a rare triple alignment about an hour after sunset. Suck THAT, Southern Hemisphere
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(47)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Lego printer uses felt-tipped pen to write HELLO WORLD
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(46)
 
(Website Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't worry kids, Digg is just being sent to a farm where he can run around and play with all his friends like MySpace, Friendster, and Geocities
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Should we protect the caribou, the wolves or the island refuge? Alaska and the US Fish and Wildlife Service fight for the right to play Darwin
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(124)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
He's got a point
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In addition to "calls" and "customers", AT&T finds a new thing that they can drop
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(209)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If you're using Tor because of concerns over your internet use being tracked, Wikileaks has some bad news for you
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(37)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That's no moon. It's a power station
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(111)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Swamp Thing and Shade are leaving Vertigo and returning to the mainstream DC Universe. Yes, this means something to a lot of Farkers
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(50)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Chinese Knockoff Checklist: make identical-looking product less than half the original cost, check... make culturally unfortunate sound-alike name, check
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(133)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cigarettes are more cancer-y than previously thought
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(200)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "Mac's don't get malware. New Hotness: Yes, they do
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(268)
 


Tue June 01, 2010
(Discover)
 
 
 
All you red supergiants about to explode, please step forward. Not so fast, Betelgeuse
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The dog-o-matic, meow translators, canine gps, and video catcams: 18 tech gadgets for your pets. Your dog wants his flying car
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(13)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Latest Facebook threat: "Likejacking"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Quit Facebook Day" fails to go viral. If only there was some popular social network on which they could have promoted it
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(16)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Those crowd-scanning eye identification systems from Minority Report are real now
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(23)
 
(unixronin)
 
 
 
Betelgeuse star could go supernova "within as little as weeks" according to some guy with a resume like that crazy doctor guy who makes hippie soap
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(122)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Milla Jovovich, wet, with guns
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(145)
 
(Some sniper)
 
 
 
Do first-person shooters really need all of that shooting?
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(187)
 
(Some Math Savvy Guy)
 
 
 
And now, from the opinion pages of a poorly produced, and horrifically edited small town news paper... "Theoretical Physicists need to get a real job"
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(271)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you know where the moon rocks given to Denver's governor in 1974 are, please let Colorado know, thaaaaaanks
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
HP to cut 9,000 jobs, or about 3 percent of its workforce, due to productivity gains and the elimination of the department that creates the exact printer driver you need
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(151)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Architecture, when applied to video games, becomes a discussion of both the digital space and the events that occur inside it
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(31)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mysterious ASCII-encoded crop circle near Stonehenge thrills crop-circle fans after mathematicians decode it into "tantalising approximation" of Euler's Identity
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(63)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google "Do no evil" appears to have gone the way of Wal*Mart "Buy American"
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(92)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Physicists now have evidence that neutrinos have mass. Your Standard Model asplode
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(131)
 
(Some Program)
 
 
 
Computer security: there is a war, and the good guys are not winning
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(118)
 


Mon May 31, 2010
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research supports the connection between cell phones and mass bee die-offs. Everybody bee afraid
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study shows that losing weight not as simple as calories in minus calories out
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This
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(2109)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a pronouncement sure to settle the animal testing debate forever, a Malaysian minister says God made animals for testing
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(31)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How a collar could help deaf people hear music. Anne Frank said to be ecstatic
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(75)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Attention all American and Canadian citizens living in the Great Lakes area...could you stop drinking water for oh, say, 5 years or so?
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(85)
 
(Some Three Eyed Fish)
 
 
 
The Vermont Yankee nuclear plant denies responsibility for the radioactive fish in the Connecticut River. Likely causes are atmospheric nuclear weapons testing in the 1950s and '60s and the Chernobyl disaster in 1986
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(68)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Throat exercises can relieve sleep apnea, your boyfriend
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(43)
 

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