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Sun May 30, 2010
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(io9)
 
 
 
Two different ways to make eggs glow in the dark
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(37)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
"If this were two years ago, Windows Phone 7 might even be a cutting edge innovation that could set the smartphone world on fire." Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
String theorists suggest that we may only be holographic projections. Or are we just simply spiralling coils, of self-replicating DNA?
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(115)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
10 cool ways to store your stuff. Actually, 10 through 2 are no brainer ideas but number 1 is awesome
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(41)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Now U cn txt 2 teh whl clss. This will end well
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 20 Worst Video Game Box Covers
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(114)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Concorde may be revived as a 'vintage' plane. "A bold effort, possessing a sharp nose, rich body, and an earthy, fiery finish"
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(51)
 


Sat May 29, 2010
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Study suggests gamers experience more pleasant dreams, such as having a girlfriend
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(80)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
After observing 0.0000067% of the Sun's lifespan, scientists find it odd that the current solar cycle is about a year late
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(122)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
News: May 31 is "Quit Facebook Day". Fark: Due to no promise of alcohol, only 24,000 Facebook users say they'll be there
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(40)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Lost would look like if Lucasarts had made it a game featuring the SCUMM menu system 1987 today's your lucky day, and you're lying
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(46)
 
(Some Astronerd)
 
 
 
Old and busted: ISS flyby of the Sun. New hotness: ISS flyby of Jupiter
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(21)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The coolest video of an autonomous quadrocopter you'll see all day
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(59)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you used all the oil BP has spilled as gasoline for your Honda Accord, and started driving back and forth from L.A. to NYC nonstop, you'd be running out of gas around now. If you started in 1492
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(79)
 
(PressTV)
 
 
 
Scientists fear mass extinction, after determining the Alaotra Grebe doesn't actually crave electrolytes
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(32)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Warning: Objects in mirror may be lar- "OMG, WTF?? Honey, I think the space shuttle wants to pass"
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(36)
 


Fri May 28, 2010
(Google)
 
 
 
Google labs prototype knows its comics. Add a name at the bottom, Google figures out the rest
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(76)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA JPL confirms Earth had a close encounter with an unknown artificial object
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(99)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The safest car ever built was made by the US Government and got 32 mpg. Naturally, they canceled the program
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(83)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science is only a few steps away from "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
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(26)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Honey, the trash can just brought me a beer
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Huge crater found under Timor Sea may have created Antarctica
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science is undergoing knowledge inflation. Meaning you're 5.5% more ignorant than you were a year ago
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts state epidemiologist says mosquitoes don't carry disease this early in the year but you should still treat each one as if it were carrying a fully powered LED
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(31)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Japan goes all space Tesla, or something
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Study finds link between brushing your teeth and lower heart disease, ostensibly because you can't spend that time eating bacon
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(26)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomer spies on spy satellite. With pic of what a fuzzy satellite might look like
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(26)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Artist creates real-life hoverboard which can't be ridden on. All the frustrations of childhood relived. It's like Back to the Future II
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(43)
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
From the guys that made Diet Coke and Mentos household words comes 'The Fizzy and the Furious'
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(5)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Peter Parker knows his physics, but Hal Jordan doesn't know his emotions. These and other superhero term papers are a perfectly nerdy time waster
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(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old man discovers Internet. Hilarity ensues (with "I was only looking for wild Asian ass" pic)
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(243)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You filthy little maggot, you will give me a AA on Fascination, or so help me you will be doing Hula Hoop until you collapse
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill to kill off the Joker after the next Batman game
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(56)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Louisiana physicist has proven God's existence. Dice-playing ability to be determined
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(493)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dude ............................ wait .......................... what?
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(33)
 


Thu May 27, 2010
(webecoist)
 
 
 
10 amazing transparent animals. These things are beautiful, unlike your transgender mom
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(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Carbon 'burp' from deep ocean kick-started global warming at end of last Ice Age. Scientists warn of repeat event, eye Kirstie Alley nervously
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(21)
 
(Med India)
 
 
 
New vaginal ring protects women from contracting AIDS. There's a men's version too, but it goes on their finger and protects them from ever having slutty sex again
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(35)
 
(Some guy geekier than you)
 
 
 
Best. Time-waster. EVARRRRR
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(106)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The same company that made bowling ball and rowing machine accessories for the Wii is back with another brilliant idea
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Nye explains "top kill" using corn starch
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(54)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For their 'Norton Everywhere' campaign of terror, Symantec creates a version of Norton for mobile devices, so now you can be pissed off on the go when your phone starts a virus scan that uses all available resources
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(71)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Newest reason we can't find ET? Exoplanets have no rhythm
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(42)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
17-year-old wins Canada-wide science fair gold medal for microbial fuel cell that converts old tires to electricity. Your 17-year-old still hasn't figured out belts
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA to require certain heartburn medications to carry warning that they may increase the risk of fractures. But look at the bright side: you can eat all the greasy food you want while you're in traction
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(24)
 
(Some Satisfied Customer)
 
 
 
Double entendre headline of the day: Supercomputer project aims to simulate the whole world
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(51)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Advancements in green lasers brings us closer to a real microprojector revolution. Soon you will be able to use your cell phone to for business slide shows. Movies in your cubicle. But let's face it, you're going to use it to watch porn
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(37)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Gene causes blue light to smell like bananas to fruit flies, green light to smell like victory to subby
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(30)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Finally, a data protection violation that doesn't involve Mark Zuckerberg humping your leg
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary, Alberta -- the town that big oil built -- is the world's top eco-city. Wait... what?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hypersonic science experiment breaks scramjet burn record of 12 seconds by the X-43. By doing it for 200 seconds on jet fuel
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(68)
 


Wed May 26, 2010
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six reasons space travel will always suck
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(189)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
IPad + Velcro = Awesome
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(88)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Entire Facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings
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(81)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researcher finds genetic link between dog breed and aggression. Your dog does NOT want Gattaca
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(112)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Activision becomes the latest company to do the advertising equivalent of having sex in a horror film: Mocking Nintendo in a television ad
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(173)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Science experiment or zany television sitcom: In the late 1950s, three men who identified as the Son of God were forced to live together in a mental hospital
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(37)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Don't talk smack about DARPA's new computer-assisted sniper rifle, because someone could be aiming one at your head from .7 miles away right now
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
They shoulda moved it, moved it
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(33)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Among the dumbest things in sci-fi and fantasy film recently are the rave scene in "The Matrix" sequel, the entirety of "In the Name of the King," and SciFi becomes Syfy
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(288)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Addiction expert warns that two hours of playing video games produces the same high as doing a line of cocaine
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(118)
 
(KENS-TV)
 
 
 
Wife takes topless photo with iPhone App "Quip" to send to her husband overseas. Guess what happens when a major security flaw is discovered with said App?
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(208)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
So that record ice cover that scientists told you was thin and meaningless? Yeah, it's all melted already
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(111)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British man infects himself with computer virus, possibly after badly misreading an instruction to insert a disk into the drive
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(27)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
In the future, the '60s never happened. Or at least, that's what we are led to believe in the alternate history of Bethesda's "Fallout 3."
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(138)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The python code which gives any tune that extra swing. With some surprisingly listenable examples
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Video games, often blamed for increase in violent behavior, may actually be responsible for decrease in crime rates
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(44)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Brenda Brathwaite embodies computer games. She punctuates her sentences with sound effects, like "boom" and "bang" and dissects her life into "levels," and "rounds."
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Live in Redmond? That whooshing noise you heard last night was two top Microsoft executives being expelled from the mother ship
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collection of realistic CGI portraits, all of which are more life-like than Taylor Swift
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(91)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study suggests delaying umbilical cord cutting, moving out of parents' basement
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(65)
 


Tue May 25, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 15 most annoying levels in video game history. Warning: slideshow
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(337)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple iPad w. 64Gig and 3G? $820. Apple black rubber protective cover? $40. Combine with an 80 degree (F) day for overheating/must-shutdown error message? Priceless
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(172)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
250-million-year-old trilobite looks better than its namesake. Its namesake? Keith Richards
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Air Force's giant twinkie, company will launch giant tampon into the stratosphere
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(28)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
The "Kevin Costner Solution" to the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill may actually not suck
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(123)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Red Dead Redemption glitches, including gunslinger dog, donkey lady, and bird people. Sounds like a list of subby's former blind dates
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(149)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Dell attempts to fill the "People who want something phone-sized that runs Android but can't make calls" market. Reports are that both of those people are thrilled
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(59)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Sharks can become invisible. In other news: INVISIBLE SHARKS
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(42)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's 13 feet tall and 60 feet in diameter. It weighs 2.5 tons and has a 20 foot high fire tornado at its heart. The Syzygryd is clearly the coolest musical instrument since the Theremin
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(58)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Easily the geekiest wedding cake you'll see today
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(64)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Bad: Another game is being made into a movie. Good: It's Mass Effect. Farking awesome: Uwe Boll is not attached to it (yet)
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(252)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
It's towel day. Do you know where yours is?
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(67)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Why online privacy is broken. Submitted by: lordargent
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Phoenix Mars Lander has ceased to be, it's expired and gone to meet its Maker. This is an ex-probe
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(38)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Google's Pac-Man logo cost the US $120 million in lost productivity according to "researchers." We just use to call them liars back in our day, but society has gotten so politically correct
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy destroys another life
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(115)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
God is a golfer. Here is the proof. w/picture goodness
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch frazil ice stop and flow like lava, endangering anyone ... wait ... what ... hittable park ranger
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL celebates its 25th birthday today, meaning that it's now almost 1/3 the age of its average current user
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(28)
 


Mon May 24, 2010
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Take your ticket and wait behind Pluto, Azendohsaurus madagaskarensis, science has just demoted you
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(31)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Team directly measures body temperatures of extinct vertebrates. Preliminary results point toward ambient
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(12)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Nearby star has planets orbiting wrong way; astronomers looking for evidence of plane crash and mysterious trap door
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers say planet Earth is approaching a gas cloud more than 1 million degrees in heat. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(59)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
New bionic hand looks realistic enough to impress your roomba girlfriend
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(29)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The four stages of fear (freeze, flight, fight, fright) explained via a mountain lion attack
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(47)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Let's call the three Ewok moon t-shirt what it is: absolutely fantastic
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(52)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Humans emerged as the top animal on the planet 45,000 years ago because of our "collective intelligence." Judging from society today, we're now on the downward slope of the bell curve
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(74)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The U.S. appoints its first 1337-star general
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Co-developer of Red Dead Redemption: "If you're a parent and buy one of our games for your child you're a terrible parent."
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(151)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Decrease in mammoth farts linked to global cooling
source: news.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I'll see your Periodic Table of Superpowers and raise you The Periodic Table of Empire Strikes Back
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(22)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Remember that Geek Quiz you guys did so miserably on last week? Here are the answers
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(78)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomers are tracking the Air Force's flying twinkie
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The future of the PC - transistors made from just 7 atoms
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(32)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
What makes the sky blue? Phosphorus. Bad news: We're almost out of it
source: miller-mccune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Assassin's Creed" realizes brutal historical realities within the boundaries of simulated spaces. It's Renaissance Italy all pixelated up
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(42)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Titanium pentoxide will offer 200 times the data density of Blu-ray, says professor at Tokyo University's porn-storage laboratory
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(54)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Twelve of the most beautiful pictures of Mars that you'll see today, and not a single Ice Warrior in sight
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(25)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Presenting the world's first iPad compatible shirt
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans may experience a minor epiphany this year when they realize we've stopped sending people into space for the first time since most of us have been alive
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