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Sun May 16, 2010
Sprint previews its new iPhone killer: Android powered, two cameras (1 is 8MP), runs on the 4G network, and turns into a WiFi hotspot for up to 8 devices. Oh, and runs Flash
Belly fat or hip fat: It's all in your genes. Except for muffin tops and beer bellies, but you should really try to stuff those in your pants too
Japan to build world's tallest building (3,300 feet) on concrete lilypad. "The huge circular base will be part mangrove plantation, part cornfields and part livestock ranch"
(Some Guy)
Fire destroys world's biggest scientific collection of snakes, spiders and scorpions. Subby last seen walking away, shuddering, empty gas can in hand
Presentation at this year's annual meeting of the American Academy of Forensic Sciences entitled, "Predicting the location of scattered human remains: When will heads roll and where will they go?"
Why "...still no cure for cancer" headlines have become so prominent on Fark
(Some Fanboi)
Why Adobe is likely to lose the war with Apple over Flash. For those who refuse to click to an Apple related site, it's basically the same way they lost over PostScript
Storm in a D-cup: dramatic increase in breast sizes perplex scientists
(Some Guy)
"Traffic density and increased BMI linked." That's science-talk for "Fat people don't like to walk"
(Some Link)
Nintendo will unveil the Vitality Sensor, which will measure your pulse. Well, that's great, but WHERE IS OUR NEW ZELDA?
(Big Storm Picture)
Farker is chasing tornadoes with $11M science mission Vortex 2. Here's some pics
The latest safety device that may actually kill you?........*rolls dice*........seatbelts
Researchers find prominent noses help prevent catching cold and flu viruses; with pic of the healthiest woman in show business
Even cell phones are turning into terrorists
"A Fistful of Quarters" Steve Wiebe loses out again: Mark Kiehl sets Donkey Kong JR World Recod
, Google's Nexus One Online store has
Smoke your way to a stronger steel frame
Sat May 15, 2010
Fri May 14, 2010
For the second decade of the new millenium, we give you: Windows 3.1 on a smartphone
"When did Apple become uncool?" The answer, like any other product that depends on hipsters as its key demographic, is "the minute it became mainstream"
The war on AIDS has been very successful over the last 10 years, thanks to Obama. No word on who was responsible before Obama got in office, though
Changes in your urine could mean changes in your health. For example, brown urine could mean you eat a lot of rhubarb. Or your bladder has just imploded
(Some guy)
Methodology of climate-change scientists to be checked by people so smart you've never heard of them
The best seriously cool 3D video of the space station taken from the ground you'll see today
Displeased at atheists' lack of water-buffalo worship, Saturn beheads Titan. This is not a repeat from 100 BC
NASA planning to send Bruce Willis to the moon... where he belongs
If you've been looking for a cheap way to stop global warming, urine luck
(Some Guy)
The ninth hottest search on Google is "delete facebook account"
UN science chief defends climate change work, combovers
(Some Guy)
New stem-cell research may cure hearing loss. That's good news... for Anne Frank
A lot of scientific research is conducted by Ric Romero
Worst-case scenario for the oil leak? A Yellowstone-level event
Hard data indicates that erectile dysfunction drugs may help treat brain tumors
In case of emergency, the Atlantis on the pad will serve as a flying device
The geekiest shelving system you'll see today
(Lansing State Journal)
Fark-ready headline: Gummi Bear experiment goes awry at Lakeland Elementary School
Coke designs a new soda machine designed to cause indecisive peoples heads to explode
Final launch of Atlantis countdown proceeding as planned
Nintendo DS will be best-selling game console later this year. Take THAT, Atari Jaguar and Sega 32X
Why spiders always devour ants by their heads first. OM NOM NOM
Pentax releases the ugliest camera ever (you should take a picture for your records)
(Some Guy)
The coolest collection of photos from what stormtroopers do on their day off you'll see all day
EA attempts to regain the 'worst game company ever' title from Activision by disabling online play for used copies of their games
While in orbit, Chinese astronauts eat dog meat to keep their strength up and their senses as Shar Peis possible
Thu May 13, 2010
China is requiring all astronauts be married in preparation for colonies
C, C#, and PHP are going the way of COBOL
(Some Guy)
Net neutrality opponents want to take away our porn. This means war
Why does the Moon look huge on the horizon?
The solution to the one rogue piece of space debris is to turn it into 2,894 pieces of space debris
19-year-old Mark Zuckerberg says friends who trusted him with their private information were "dumb f*cks"
(Some Guy)
Companies are now responsible for the poor performance of the software they sell. Ubisoft seen sweating and looking for lawyers
Scientists may have found a cure for Free Republic
Yes, all life did in fact evolve from a single common ancestor. So can we just farking say that God wanted evolution to happen that way, and get on with doing science?
Scientist creates inexpensive logic circuits out of light-sensitive DNA molecules. Finally, getting DNA on your computer might be a good thing
Wikipedia to launch "accuracy project" as soon as editors can agree on a definition of accuracy. (See: "Hopeless")
Neil Armstrong on Obama's NASA plans: One small plan for NASA, one giant mistake for America
Sure, we've all seen cool looking clouds. But, I'm pretty sure you've never seen them looking this awsome ...from space
Track the BP oil spill on google. Scary trumps interesting
The coolest pic of an AT-AT humping bunk beds you'll see all day
Scientists have just figured out a way to put a spider's silk-making genes into a lactating goat and extract the webs from the goat's milk. Long live Internet Rule #34
James Cameron states that 3D will be the standard media format soon. In other news, never rent another movie with Harvey Keitel in it ever again
LimeWire's last four remaining users will be disappointed to hear it's lost its court battle against the RIAA
How to clean oiled birds. Submitter hopes that includes boobies
Great, a pill that will allow us all to live to be 100 years old may be ready by 2012. Just in time for the world to end
The Sanctity of Marriage broken down into a $4.99 download from Apple
Wed May 12, 2010
A crowbar, a scientist, a meme, and why the geeks are the saviors of the internet
You aren't the only one goosed about Sony's firmware update that disables alternate OSes. Turns out the Air Force isn't happy either
Five creatures that prove life could exist on other planets. Your mom notably absent
Toyota announces that they should have a $50K hydrogen-powered sedan ready by early 2015, with recalls ready by mid-to-late 2015
Armadildo Technologies' space plane will launch 62 people into space for half the price of the competition
Microscopic robots made from DNA molecules can walk, follow instructions and work together to assemble simple products, according to Cyberdine Systems spokesman
(Some Guy)
Your biggest complaint about Linux just became invalid
Nerds to create open source, distributed competitor to Facebook
(Drew)
New feature for link-sharing: the Farkbar. Fark: working to integrate bars and Fark since 1999
People do better at school when surrounded by smart people. Subby says, "You're welcome"
Archaeologists using lasers to map, disintegrate entire ancient civilizations in just days
Scientists are now trying to temporarily sterilize men with sound waves, which are presumably coming from a Celine Dion CD
(Topless Robot)
Poison Ivy, Jean Grey, Black Widow and ...Archie? The 20 hottest redheads in comics
(The App Whisperer)
If you smell brimstone, don't worry. That's just Steve Jobs finding out that another 4g iPhone has been lost
Germany's DNS is nein
Okay but aside from the recently uncovered aqueduct, what have the Romans ever really done for us?
While the rest of the world has been wasting time and money on distractions such as feeding the population and developing non-gray paint, North Korea has figured out nuclear fusion reactors
The planet Jupiter has been demoted without explanation
(TopNews.in)
Astronomers seem surprised that the Sun is there
(Steam Forums)
You're a game company, and want to release a version of your game with no DRM. Do you C) Copy a pirate's code and hope no one notices?
Ready access to technology closely linked to female happiness, according to a new study from Professor Sybian
BBC to create educational video game to help atheist children cope with death. Tentative titles include "There Is No Doggy Heaven" and "Gramma's Gone Forever and Someday You'll Snuff It Too"
Five more kitchen gadgets that only complete morans would need
Grey whale, which normally doesn't stray from the Pacific Ocean, is sighted off the coast of Israel. Whale is promptly boarded by IDF and accused of smuggling RPGs to Hamas
Good news: Sci-Fi cities already exist. Bad news: The Sci-Fi in question is District 9 and Children of Men
(Spaceflight Now)
On the eve of its final flight, a look back at Space Shuttle Atlantis
Bionic hand of the future is here today. Groovy
(Anandtech)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the successor to Monster cables: a $130 Ethernet port
Tue May 11, 2010
Bad news day for Apple haters: The only reason Android is outselling the iPhone is because of marketing, lower cost, and the fact that the iPad is out
Microorganisms on dog paws make them smell like Fritos. Microorganisms on subby's feet make them smell like rancid cheese dipped in rotten eggs
(Some Gamer)
Tomorrow, Mac users will learn new terms and phrases such as "teabagging", "n00b", and "BOOM HEADSHOT"
Black holes produce so much energy, galaxies can't hold their gas
Ladies and gentlemen... the Britney Spears nebula
Facebook turns out to be as hard to quit as the church of Scientology
Happy Birthday Richard Feynman. Here's the man himself discussing the inconceivable nature of nature
New family and genus created for recently-discovered jellyfish that wants you to look at his balls. Look at them
Bill Gates puts his money where Al Gore's mouth is
More Canadians surfing the internet, submitting links to Fark, eh?
Nothing comes without a price: Palm oil is becoming popular because it has no trans-fat. Just ignore that it is "the largest cause of deforestation in Indonesia"
Finland is well along with a project to store nuclear fuel deep inside the earth for 100,000 years. Meanwhile, the US can't even convince its crappiest state to accept waste after 23 years of trying
New weapon being field tested in Afghanistan explodes its ammo mid-air shortly before reaching the target. Subby can relate
(PC Pro)
Mozilla's old business model: Punch Microsoft in the dick. Mozilla's new business model: Copy Google, then punch Microsoft in the dick
Can someone please lend me a nail? All I need is one nail for my coffin. Thanks Zynga
Rock breaks scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper, seaweed kills coral
(Digital Spy)
Marvel Studios to move forward with "Luke Cage" film. SWEET CHRISTMAS
The BBC would just like to remind everybody that the Internet is still on the verge of running out of IP addresses. Everybody APNIC
Slipping to third place in the Smartphone market? There's an app for that
Eating nuts can lower cholesterol according to noted nut enthusiast, your mom
Mon May 10, 2010
Your great-grandfather ate better steak that you ever will: Thanks to the USDA and ranchers, the flavor has been bred out of beef in exchange for more marbling
(Some Guy)
Coolest steampunk computer as victorian tracker organ you are likely to see today
Old and busted: Zombie corpses terrorizing shopping malls. New hotness: Zombie satellites terrorizing earth's orbit
Astronomers find 9.6 billion-year-old object; scheduled to host SNL in June
(Some Guy)
The dissolvable wedding dress - good for annulments, the environment, bridal porn
This just in: software pirates are pretty much the most hypocritical people on the planet
'Hangover' molecule in brain found, the Irish flu surrenders
High-speed WiFi? In my 60 Ghz frequency? It's more likely than you think
Placebos work. Apply directly to the forehead
Zhang Ziyi, one of China's most successful actresses, has lost her fiancé, not to another woman, but to video games. With bonus pic of what Zhang Ziyi may look like on the beach in a skimpy bikini. Tag is for the fiancé
Big telecoms are offering high speed networks to small rural towns at a low cost.... Just kidding, they're shiatting their pants about towns getting into the municipal broadband business
The human experiment is finally coming to an end
Broken off pieces of earth's crust are resulting in massive dents in earth's gravitational field. EVERYBODY PANIC AND GRAB HOLD OF SOMETHING
(The Kartel)
A gallery of Iron Man villains so lame, no wonder they wear masks
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