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Sun May 09, 2010
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Star Trek online MMORPG has been so successful they're already trying to win back lost players. Wait, what?
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(226)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
18 of the most pointless (and cool) bridges you'll ever see
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On the left, Guinness' list of top 50 video game series. On the right, painfully obvious omissions and errors
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(132)
 
(WTFark)
 
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9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Second Life is about to get first hand lessons in class action reality
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Three spacecrafts flying three million miles apart are to fire laser beams at each other in a bid to prove Einstein's theory of general relativity, provide the coolest laser show ever
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is certain to be a complete and total shock to everyone, everywhere, Activision announces that another Guitar Hero game is coming out this fall
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(35)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
13 things that saved Apollo 13. Handyman's secret weapon obviously included. Balls strangely missing. Measles are #3. Sorry Ken, I don't care if the flowers are not blooming
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(19)
 
(Some moran)
 
 
 
"Apple killed the floppy disk, the trackball, the stylus and the Walkman. Flash will be dead within a year"
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(227)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
From the game makers who took away your life, your time, and your golden chicken, here are the plans for global lobotomies
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(29)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nintendo versus Sega. The new hotness: Nintendo versus Apple
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(91)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Giant atoms could enable fast quantum computers, pick a fight with Particle Man
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(27)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Difficult choices can lead to second-guessing. You almost submitted this with a better headline, but you decided to go with a grammatically incorrect headline about Lady Gaga
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven of the coolest pools tables in the world. With video goodness
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science proves men are smarter than women. In other news, Science is never getting laid
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(108)
 


Sat May 08, 2010
(wiki)
 
 
 
Fox News tries to pressure Wikipedia into removing all nekkid pictures, including drawings and diagrams. Wikipedia co-founder obeys mindle$$ly
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(67)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT Museum will display instant camera Edwin Land invented because his daughter didn't want to wait for film to develop. But I'm sure your kids loved those cute socks just as much
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(8)
 
(Gadgets DNA)
 
 
 
Sprint announces Android 2.1 will be released by 2087 at the very latest
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Overuse of pesticides has led to the "superweed." No, not that kind of weed you dirty hippy
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(32)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mach 6 scramjet test could one day allow the airlines to separate you from your luggage at more than 75 miles per minute
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(40)
 
(Technabob)
 
 
 
The UFO enthusiast's dream: A spiffy abduction lamp. Bonus: abducts a cow
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(11)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to change your privacy settings and override Facebook's ridiculously lack thereof. Difficulty: you'll have to follow instructions from Al Franken
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(47)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
The ghost of Nikola Tesla continues to haunt us: Bladeless wind turbine may lower cost of wind power to that of coal fired plants
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(59)
 
(Some swirlie)
 
 
 
And the first company to offer a 4G-based phone is... who the fark is that?
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(32)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
How many zettabytes can dance on the head of a pin?
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Major laptop makers announce increase of AMD chips in their systems, which now allows their machines to double as waffle makers
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you drive an electric car, why not give it a sci-fi kind of sound effect from Star Wars. It would warn pedestrians you are coming, and ... it would be sooo cool
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Body world creator is at it again. In other news, plastinator is a word
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(44)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
First they came for the ... HOLY CRAP now they want my TV
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(122)
 


Fri May 07, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much it would cost to build your own Iron Man suit? Wonder no more
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(37)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Multi-threaded programs render AVs useless... well, more useless
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(94)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists shut off knife-wielding robot's safety mechanisms, resulting in damage to simulated human flesh. R. Daneel Olivaw refuses to surrender
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(33)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists find gene mutation causing severe fatigue after alcohol consumption. Still no cure for chrrrr... zzzzzz
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(18)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Just in time for Mother's Day - 11 tech gifts to please any geeky mom. (Sorry, it's a slide show, but mom's worth it)
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(21)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA satellite discovers microbes on planet believed to be capable of supporting intelligent life
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New potato varieties store longer, allowing their eyes to get accustomed to the dark
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(17)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News wants you to know you can build your own particle accelerator. Well duh, doesn't every do that as a kid?
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Digg lays off 10% of its staff, +1 to US unemployment
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(59)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Harvard researcher figures out how to keep a heart and liver alive for 10 days outside the body. Here comes the gross, awesome science
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(25)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Halley's Comet may not be returning for more than 50 years, but we're still bumping into its interplanetary dandruff
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(7)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Handwashing is physically and emotionally cleansing, according to psychologists, Adrian Monk
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(24)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
New study finds that Times New Roman is a funnier font than Arial. Researchers fail to mention that Helvetica is successful at everything, Impact is overbearing, and Comic Sans is in the corner wearing the dunce cap
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(91)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Someone in the Air Force watches too much Star Trek, has funded research into healing wounds with medical lasers and nanotech
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(22)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Worrying data from the Herschel telescope suggests the Milky Way has already passed "peak star"
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(38)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
If you want to start your twins on the path to true geekiness, this would be a good place to start
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists puzzled by undecipherable data from solar system's edge, women
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(62)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Cystco: Chunking the Wake Wheel Wok, Leave, Ploy, and Lean
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Skype adds group chat, with pic of... what the hell IS that?
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having trouble deciphering that menu at a French whore house? Not a problem, snap a pic. with your cell phone, then let Google translate it for you
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(48)
 


Thu May 06, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some of the tiniest microbes yet discovered found living on acid and getting poked by bigger microbes. So kind of like your high school experience, minus the Metallica t-shirts
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(20)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mount Fuji? Yeah, it might blow soon. Luckily, there are no cities or large population centers nearby that could be affected
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Most humans carry up to 4% of Neanderthal DNA. Which explains subette's last four boyfriends
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(167)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Facebook may actually qualify as malware now
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Google's 50 most searched women on the internet. #7. Justin Bieber
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(88)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What Super Mario Bros. would look like if made in 2010. (pics)
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(95)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, the only way a Verizon Wireless subscriber is going to get an iPhone this year is if they find one lying around the local pub
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(68)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Sweden fingers China in cyber-assaults
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: The hole in the ozone over the South Pole has stabilized. Bad news: The North Pole now has a hole in the ozone
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(37)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Cool: NASA tests escape system for spacecraft. Fark: The escape system is for a spacecraft that's been cut from the budget
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
38 coolest Rubik's Cube Designs
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(36)
 
(Mr. Macintosh)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres finally does something funny, ends up having to apologize to Apple
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(113)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Cloud computing" explained in plain language that even someone with a brain cloud can understand
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(61)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google's next project: Psychohistory
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beetle-infested forests pose water threat. Don't worry, though, Yoko Ono will break this up
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gruop adds 1 milion lysdexic-acessible digtal boosk onlien
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(14)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Old typewriter spends retirement as arcade joystick
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create polymer that mimics the tough, stretchy properties of muscle. Your BattleMech wants MASC
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(75)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
The Apple-Gizmodo story, as told by Shakespeare: A felony in three acts
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The platypus may be the most worthless animal of all, well except for being able to destroy drug-resistant super-bacteria and aiding in preventing global warming. So, 2 things, ok. But without those, worthless
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for an electronic shark deterrent? About an arm and a leg, says Navy
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(35)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Ever pulled an all-nighter to study, or schtup? Congrats -- you and your hand just increased the chance that you'll get type 2 diabeetus
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Wed May 05, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC to reclassify internet as a telecommunication service thereby enforcing net neutrality. Comcast, AT&T seen shifting bits to block this story from customers
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(129)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
World's smallest coffee ring may help biosensors detect disease, stain world's smallest coffee table
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Media has a rare moment of introspection, realizes it has no idea what "cyberwar" means
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nerd: How to convert a SIM to a MicroSIM. Fark: With a chopping board, a meat cleaver, and a pair of scissors
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(18)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Facebook's latest security improvements now let you see other people's chat sessions
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(23)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ten cool things you probably didn't know Google Maps could do
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old wins $1 million playing video games. Plans to re-furnish his mom's basement
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(45)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Are Martian gullies formed by water, dry ice, or sandworms?
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(43)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In this day and age, humiliation is just a cell phone camera, a web site, and an ill-advised thong adjustment away
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You know how when someone gets a bright idea, a lightbulb goes off in their mind? It's actually the exact opposite. Here comes the science
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(16)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Biologist studies seafood recipes to gauge our relationship with sea. Our succulent, mouth watering, relationship with the sea
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Which illegal drug is best for the environment? Also, my recycling has 8 arms and is trying to kill me
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(36)
 
(WebMonkey)
 
 
 
Who actually needs Flash anyway?
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(177)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 4-sided dice pack more densely than any other kind. Roll 1d20 to determine the kind of cancer they could have been finding a cure for. Roll 1d0 to determine their chances of a date
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"They look a bit like a sabre-toothed sausage"
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news: Bald eagles have been brought back from the brink of extinction. The bad news: they won't stop eating endangered foxes
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(70)
 
(TechCrunch)
 
 
 
New dating site for smug hipsters launches
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(100)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the "look at me I'm an oil spill" attention whore has been hogging up all the news, the volcano in Iceland has been active
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(54)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
FTC finally realizes there is an issue with privacy on the internet
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(27)
 


Tue May 04, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
Anti-oxidants, famed for their role in preventing cancer can cause cancer
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(37)
 
(Some Pharyngula)
 
 
 
Biologist and squid researcher accuses Stephen Wolfram of showboating his algebra, unaware that a Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes
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(33)
 
(Some Gizmo Blog)
 
 
 
Just in time for Star Wars day, TomTom offering GPS using your favorite character, including Yoda, Darth Vader, C-3PO and Han Solo. Missed your exit, you did
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(65)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Google: "Amazon sucks, Apple Store sucks, Barnes and Noble sucks, f*ck it we'll make our own eBooks."
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(84)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Known among aviators as Shepard's Prayer, the immortal words uttered by Alan Shepard moments before becoming the first American in space went something like, "Please, dear God, don't let me fark up"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Air Force launches secret flying twinkie
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(33)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Two new Facebook applications developed by third-party users will help you fight against Facebook's new "lack of privacy" policy. You just need to become their friends first
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(18)
 
(EFF)
 
 
 
A timeline of Facebook's eroding privacy policy
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(59)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
British Physics Ph.D lends weight to the evolution debate, saying that if humans WERE designed by a higher power, we're so buggy, we never should have made it out of Beta
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(196)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
10 of the coolest gadgets you can't get in the US
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(70)
 
(TENTHMIL)
 
 
 
And you thought tree bark was well, bark, it turns out it's actually jet fuel
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(25)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists calculate the masses of up, down and strange quarks. Still awaiting calculation: The diagonal, rotund, and Lohan quarks
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(54)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Plasma rocket could get astronauts to Mars in a month, soon as the successor to the successor to the successor to Obama commits funding
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(108)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cab drivers want foot-pedal activated signs to tell other drivers to call 911. This would be in addition to existing Toyota logos
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Following India's undersea mission last month, NASA decides to do the same. But this time it's on purpose
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(9)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to create the perfect internet meme. All your formula are belong to us
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(134)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Google invests in company that can tell us exactly when Google will achieve world domination
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(7)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Speech wreck cog nit shun is knot dead
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(33)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Laser jacket comes fully equipped with 200 laser diodes. Good taste sold separately
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(27)
 
(Some Distro)
 
 
 
Ubuntu releases its next alpha version, Maverick Meerkat. When finally released it will claim it never called itself Maverick, forgetting the existence of copious release notes and Maverick in the subtitle of its book
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(100)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Olive oil may stave off ulcerative colitis, provoke fights between pipe-smoking sailors and bearded bullies
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(19)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
South Korean economy expected to collapse July 27
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(116)
 


Mon May 03, 2010
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Ice cream parlor near M.I.T. will soon be serving 'Internet-flavored' ice cream
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(90)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple: "Screw you Flash, we do what we want." FTC: "Not so fast there, hippy."
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(255)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Out-of-control satellite will end the world before 2012, proving Mayans wrong
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For men, courting a woman out of your league is as stressful as jumping out of an airplane. If you are lucky enough to get the girl, the chronic stress will lead to impotence
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(57)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
♫ Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you're an agnostic loquacious New-England bachelor ♫
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(14)
 
(YumSugar)
 
 
 
You can can broccoli, but here's why you don't want to
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(48)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The EPA wants you to know that your lawnmower will kill you and everybody you know and care about without remorse or moment's hesitation
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(135)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
User wants to re use old test print to allign his new ink cartridges, complains when his printer won't let him. Bonus passive-agressive sign off with tech support
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(186)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"I feel that you raped me and raped my kids and you raped everybody I know and you're speaking to my face like you enjoyed it"
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New species of ancient flying reptile recognized, Mrs. Grace however has continued to refuse interviews with paleontological journals
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists hit benchmark in the search for better porn storage devices
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(18)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Mexican authorities rejected US beef because the meat exceeded Mexico's regulatory tolerance for copper. The meat was returned to the US, sold and consumed, because the US has no regulatory threshold for copper in meat."
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lizard monitor discovers monitor lizard by monitoring the monitors of other monitor lizard monitors
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(30)
 
(Canada Free Press)
 
 
 
1000 scientists remove tinfoil hats, sign statement declaring evolutionism to be "fevered, fanatical, and foolish"
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(512)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Oxytocin, the anti-jerk drug: "For instance, someone who didn't sympathize with handicapped people might learn to with oxytocin. You'd probably have to administer it just once, because you learn the feeling forever."
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(83)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New hidden monitoring software for Android smartphones, lets your mom or boss track your photo, video and email secrets. Awkward ...,
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's Time Machine: one wormhole, the LHC, rocket, and a LOT of duct tape
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While Charles Darwin was developing his theory that life evolves towards higher and more complex forms, his family was evolving in the other direction
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Bugatti Veyron. 7-speed sequential gearbox. Retractable tail wing. Convertible. Lego. Where's the "holy-fark" tag when you need it?
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Germans start firin' their cloud-creatin' lazor
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New memory modules could increase cell phone battery life by 20%
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After scaring the human population senseless with his predictions of the eventual enslavement of humankind to aliens, Stephen Hawking predicts that time travel will happen. I for one welcome our time traveling overlords
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