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Sun January 24, 2010
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Researchers discover high amounts of lead in handbags made fom PVC. Which just happens to be the same material used to create water pipes in newer homes
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(124)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Old and busted: MP3. New hotness: MusicDNA
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(232)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have found sluttiest chick in whole world. With pic of chick
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(121)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Pilots battle against Walmart-ing of airline industry (Featured Partner)
 
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to reach out and touch the youth, the Pope wants Priests to start blogs
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mt. Washington 231 mph wind gust record officially blown away by Barrow Island at 253 mph. Your mom still sucks
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(44)
 


Sat January 23, 2010
(CNN)
 
 
 
The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier turns 50. The office copier tur *CALL KEY OPERATOR*
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(241)
 
(Scientific blogger)
 
 
 
Computers cannot replace scientific thinking, says obsolete bag of meat
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(66)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
You know all those 12-megapixel digital cameras? Yeah, they're a ripoff. Here comes the science
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(251)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Homeopathic poisons are just as effective as homeopathic medications, so let that be a warning to you
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(85)
 
(Money Times)
 
 
 
Blueberry juice could help ward off dementia, according to study by Pricipal Caught Sayof
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(29)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ancient Ajami writing could bring to light African history long suppressed by Islamic invaders and Christian colonialists
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
News: Authenticated photos of Apple Tablet Prototype revealed. Fark: From 1983
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics, which is offering a limited-edition exclusive to retailers who send them covers of unsold DC titles, reveals the cover for the issue; it's probably the sweetest Deadpool cover EVER...and a slap in the face to DC
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(145)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"The fierce pressure of urban living has driven the dogs to evolve wolf-like traits, increased intelligence, and even the ability to navigate the subway". Your dog wants Tube steak
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(76)
 
(Worldmax Travel)
 
 
 
You actually would never notice that this house is made of recycled bottles. This concept is so good that it soon could become very popular amongst those who cannot afford expensive home
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge cuts $2 million file sharing fine to $54,000, or about the price she would have paid for the same 24 songs on iTunes
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(95)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gov't: NASA, will you meet the 2020 deadline we gave you for tracking all the rocks in the sky with zero funding? NASA: LOL, oh wait, you were serious? ROFL
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(115)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Because he wants to put the awfulness of Sliders behind him, Jerry O'Connell has officially entered law school
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(72)
 


Fri January 22, 2010
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scientists have created bacteria colonies which can fluoresce in unison. Still no cure for cancer (but this might help)
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(23)
 
(City Pages)
 
 
 
Twelve technologies we should have already, if scientists weren't busy explaining why teenagers like sex
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Darwin's theory of evolution does not preclude the possibility of religious faith, except for atheists or fundamentalists." Or FARKers
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(401)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In theory, an untied shoelace could hurt really really bad
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(11)
 
(Futurepundit)
 
 
 
Eastern US could get 20% of its power from wind by 2024, or 25% if Chuck Schumer's still in office
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(43)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In the mid 80's, scientists transmitted the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighbouring star systems. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect, but it's sure to come hard and fast
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(64)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Space station astronauts gain internet access. In space, no one can hear you FAP
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hottie bubble physicist Helen Czerski: "Farting phytoplankton affect the climate"
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(34)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"Men can communicate their testosterone levels through the way they dance." And the way they beat up other men who make fun of their dancing
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Killer spiders invade Australia, little buddy
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(68)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in synthetic pollenating insects
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(47)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Ceres: 15, Lorton Virginia: love
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(14)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
You're setting up a network for a county government. Which OS do you choose: a) Windows, b) Mac, or c) Cogsdale?
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(247)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover oil droplet which shows signs of intelligence. Tasha Yar looks nervous
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(75)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flash is dead, long live HTML 5
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(93)
 


Thu January 21, 2010
(Some G@M3R)
 
 
 
Final Fantasy I and II coming to iPhone, iPod Touch
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(177)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiny-bodied animals called protozoans refute the theory of intelligent design favored by tiny-brained humans
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(138)
 
(MIT News)
 
 
 
Explained: Gallager codes. Still a little fuzzy: Carrot Top word search
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(15)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bioshock 2 will have SecuROM DRM, online authentication, 5-game install limit, and require Games For Windows Live to save games. Except for, you know, the pirated copies which are already out
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(213)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Asus: The NetBook is dead, long live the NetBook
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(77)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Glaciers in the Himalayas and Antarctica are disappearing. But don't be an ice hole about it
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(142)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more
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(225)
 
(Some Princess)
 
 
 
New Zelda Wii game to be a sequel to Majoras Mask. For those new to Fark, that means it is okay to like it publicly
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists invent squishy, stretchy water. Next step: form it into tentacles
source: news.brunei.fm   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Oh stewardess, I speak alien
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(224)
 
(Birmingham Star)
 
 
 
Simple passwords are easier to hack, reports computer security expert Ric Romero
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(81)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Body armor of the future may be based on the shells of deep sea snails. With pic of what a giant armored snail being attacked by a guy in chainmail wielding a lance may look like
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coolest photo of the Monkey Nebula you'll see all day
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(21)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hate doing laundry? Is nuking that TV dinner becoming too much of a chore for you? Why not let your robot handle it?
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(77)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mornington Crescent goes galactic
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Health researchers have some bad news... are you sitting down? Well, that's the bad news
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(42)
 
(Bill Gates)
 
 
 
Microsoft tells you how to recognise spoofed websites. 1) Use IE8 not Firefox. 2) Use IE8 not Firefox. 3) Use IE8 not Firefox. Wow, it's that easy?
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(107)
 


Wed January 20, 2010
(Techflash)
 
 
 
ESPN and Microsoft in talks to bring live sports to Xbox Live. Sorry cable companies, you've had a nice run
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(80)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Plants use quantum entanglement in photosynthesis, which will help scientists harness solar energy
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(51)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Forget the "Fittest", we're on to "Survival of the Cutest"
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(95)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Headline: Will Wii be threatened by MS, Sony motion controllers? Better question: Do real gamers even want motion controls?
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(241)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates joins Twitter. Finally we can have real time updates on when the latest poop will come out of Microsoft
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The coolest slideshow of freaky sea creatures you will see today, especially if you are into invertebrate hermaphrodite orgies
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Obama's broadband stimulus, U.S. broadband speeds have...declined by 2.4 percent
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(75)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New fast-acting super disinfectant from Germany may even be strong enough for Howie Mandel
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First shipment of "highly radioactive waste" leaving UK bound for Japan. The Japanese deny any allegations that it will be used in experiments on Monster Island
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(35)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
People who descrbe themselves as "spiritual but not religious" are just trying to get laid
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(335)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New Microsoft Windows exploit confirmed to work in Windows 7. And Server2008. And Vista. And XP. And Server2003. And Windows 2000. And Windows ME. And 2000 Server. And Windows 98. And Windows NT4. And windows 95. Testing on Windows 3.11 pending
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An awesome snow chopper made entirely from junked parts. Total cost - $10.00. Total cool factor - 9.5
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, a real working jetpack, courtesy of our friends in Japan
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(44)
 
(Some Comic Geek)
 
 
 
A couple Siege titles, couple Blackest Night, and RASL out of nowhere. New comics released January 20th
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(44)
 


Tue January 19, 2010
(Discovery)
 
 
 
12 widespread electric car myths. "Won't make you look like a huge dork" conspicuously absent
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(295)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research suggests that babies fed porridge are less likely to develop asthma, demonstrating once again that you have to be gruel to be kind
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(31)
 
(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
Only 10% of IP4 Addresses Remain. Dibs on 127.0.0.0
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(158)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Attention all state fair organizers, Lockheed Martin has introduced an Iron Clad "PC on a stick" featuring 8GB storage, 256-bit encryption, built-in virus protection, secure networking features
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20% of breakups caused by male gaming habits. Who needs love when you have Bioshock 2?
source: gamepro.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Some G@M3R)
 
 
 
What if Nintendo had pulled a Microsoft on "red ringing" NES consoles in 1983?
source: infendo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
You know that Apple Tablet everyone is drooling in anticipation over? Yeah, it's just going to be a 10-inch iPod touch
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(113)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
World record set for largest and longest inability to Fark
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(22)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Creationists making monkeys of themselves in yet another state. Comments go apeshiate in 3 MISSISSIPPI... 2 MISSISSIPPI... 1 MISSISSIPPI
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(270)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Having figured out what the whales are saying, Charlie's now busy asking the butterflies how they feel about climate change and urban sprawl
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(35)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Launch of Google's phone in China postponed after Chinese government makes prank phone calls to human rights activists
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers say bacteria have complex decision-making abilities. Right. They say that about Congress, too
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The military industrial complex is becoming the military technological complex
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(59)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Got a wireless microphone in the U.S.? It might have been illegal. But now it's legal. So stop using it June 12
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(92)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more couples are seeking therapy because one of them is going green. "The danger arises when one partner undergoes an environmental 'waking up' process way before the other, leaving a new values gap between them"
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(322)
 


Mon January 18, 2010
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists may have figured out how human hands became nimble enough to make and manipulate tools, masturbate furiously
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
China follows up on Google's gmail-hackery-hissy-fit with a hearty "F*ck You Very Much, We'll Hack Whomever's Account We Please"
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(115)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Liquid in the sky, is diamonds
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(56)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Scientist have tied light in knots. Still no cure for cancer
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(30)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare bird's breeding ground found in Afghanistan. Still no sign of Osama
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Thanks for that update, Jane. Now we go to live to the scene of an assault on Sir Isaac Newton with a piece of fruit"
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(23)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The coolest partial eclipse over the Temple of Poseidon you'll see today
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(9)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
MIT scientists invent "food printer" in which ingredients are inserted into thingies, thingies are inserted into some doodad, and food comes out the bottom end with no waste produced or cooking knowledge needed
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(115)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Illinois becoming leader in wind energy, mostly due to all the hot air coming out of Chicago
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(72)
 

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