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Sun January 17, 2010
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Website that offered reward for proof of Apple Tablet and got cease-and-desist letter from Apple says the letter proves the tablet exists
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(86)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The hidden brain of humans. Or, why you care more about a lost dog than genocide
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(125)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
6 bizarre Global Warming side effects. Even if you deniers disbelieve Global Warming, are you really willing to risk disrupting our beer supply?
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In this corner, it is the "your dog wants" meme. In the other corner, it's the lol cat. In which corner do you stand?
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(391)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
For sale: Used space shuttle; asking price: $28.8 million. Marked down for quick sale
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(58)
 
(Recursivity)
 
 
 
Old: Over-zealous copyright owners issuing DMCA takedown notices. New hotness: Creationists issue notices on critics for showing their logo. As a wise man once said, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
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(64)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
High end electronics manufacurer Lexicon takes a $500 Oppo dvd player and puts their name on it and charges $3,500
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(144)
 


Sat January 16, 2010
(Space Weather)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of yesterday's solar eclipse you will see this year
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(25)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
After 10 years of companies exporting every computer job they can to India, DARPA is worried about a shortage of U.S. geeks
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(125)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
You don't need to 'know' Linux to use Linux, from some guy who doesn't need to 'know' how to find the clitoritis
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(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New findings about smoking. From Professor N.S. Sherlock, Department of Duh, at the University of No Kidding
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(20)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hero: Is mass transit a waste of energy?
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(62)
 
(Motive Mag)
 
 
 
Twelve digital dashboards from 1980's automobiles (w/video of dashboards)
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(40)
 
(Skeptical Science)
 
 
 
2009 was the 2nd hottest year in history. In other news, the continental United States is not the entire world
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(129)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a communist. Then they came for Internet Explorer, and I cheered
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(83)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Blazing ring wows millions across the globe." Subby remembers the last time he tried to amaze millions across the globe with his... oh forget it
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(15)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Huge new cutie-pie sand-spider species discovered. With stomp-it-quick pics
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(65)
 
(Some Snooper)
 
 
 
You want access to a random strangers personal Facebook account? There's an app for that
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(28)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft confirms that accessing critical data in a cloud when your net is down is like getting to level 4 in Mario Brothers the first time you picked up the controller
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist explains how porn something something something
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover gecko so small, it can sit on a pencil eraser. You'll say Geck-awwwwwwww
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(24)
 


Fri January 15, 2010
(Psychological Science)
 
 
 
Men can smell them in her box. Men can smell them in her socks. Men can smell them in her blouse. Men can smell them in her house. Men can smell girl's eggs, yes, ma'am. Men can smell them, Sam-I-Am
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(62)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When in doubt, get a bigger gun
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: residents complain of ailments cause by radiation from new cell tower. Fark: turns out the tower isn't even on
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(66)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Aborted fetuses used to create bacon
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Psychologists to parents: It's okay to tell your kids "That sucked. Try harder"
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The rush for movies and TV to go to 3D is ignoring an important thing: a sizable percentage of the population cannot actually see 3D images
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(159)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Knitters the world over groan as their secret nerdiness is revealed. Nerds the world over suddenly realize they don't know enough math to knit properly
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did those hackers breach Google's security? Through a security hole in Internet Explorer, of course
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(65)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you left your cocaine baggie in the restricted hangar at NASA's Kennedy Space Center, Zaphod Beeblebrox would like to have a drink with you
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(62)
 
(Some Game)
 
 
 
First person tetris. Warning: May cause sensation of vertigo
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(131)
 


Thu January 14, 2010
(Some Wii-tard)
 
 
 
While the hardcore gamers are busy pwning the noobz, Nintendo is too busy drowning in cash
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(187)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The cyber attack on Google is just part of a massive espionage effort by the Chinese to steal defense and industrial secrets as well as totally rule World of Warcraft and Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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(60)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Despite all the fuss about digital distribution, most gamers are still buying quaint old boxed games. (With bonus "I'm from the internet" pic)
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(197)
 
(Newsblaze)
 
 
 
Disgruntled UFO researcher ridicules sheeple for wanting "solid proof" of UFOs. Bonus whine about Farkers' "fierce" reference to "tin foil hats, probes, etc."
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(194)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Unstoppable increase of colon cancer in Spain; no one sure how this will be rectified
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New eye test can identify Alzheimer's, replicants
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(32)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
ValleyWag is offering bounties of $10K and up for photos of Apple's upcoming iTablet. With that kind of money, you might be able to buy one for yourself - or pay toward your settlement with Apple Legal
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Keyboard commandos living in their mother's basement were able to scrounge up $1 billion for copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Condom sales among the demographic, uneffected
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(190)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nikola Tesla is the new god of tech geeks. With picture of what a Tesla might look like if he was David Bowie
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(97)
 


Wed January 13, 2010
(GameSpy)
 
 
 
What do Dr. Mario, Elite Beat Agents, Squall, and Princess Peach have in common? They are video game characters who would suck in real life. Bonus: The last guy on the list
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of millions of dollars and multiple failed attempts later, U.S. cities say they've figured out free WiFi for all
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(51)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
India joins the "Weapons in space" club
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(38)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine nutbar sues scientist who dared to disagree with her, then calls for open debate about vaccines just before she gets crushed by a 16-ton weight with the word "Irony" written on it
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(125)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
I use oil & water to make salad dressing. These scientists use them to make self-assembling solar panels
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(27)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The coolest photos of an Antarctic "time capsule" hut you will see today
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(38)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when scientists found Earth II? Well, turns out it's more like Krypton. No word yet if a baby, or his smoking hot cousin, have been sent to Kansas
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(30)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
In the winter of 1983, Russia's Vostok research station in Antarctica reached -128.6°F, the coldest temperature ever recorded. Scientists finally figure out how it happened
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(76)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In response to Google's threats of pulling out of China. The Chinese Government has blocked Wired.com. That'll learn em'
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(53)
 
(bit-tech)
 
 
 
Gran Turismo 5 delayed again. Duke Nukem Forever can officially start making jokes about it
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(153)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Sesame Street will soon be brought to you by the letters P,S, and the number 3
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Missing Hawaiian moon rocks finally found, despite the claims of a small group of protestors that they originally landed in Kenya
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(15)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Blocking the site wasn't enough; Facebook now demands that "Web 2.0 Suicide Machine" cease and desist all Facebook-related activities. Machine's reply: Not on your life
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(45)
 
(Super)
 
 
 
Some Stephen King, Joss Whedon, Luna Brothers- New Comics for January 13
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every. Console. EVER
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(111)
 


Tue January 12, 2010
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Nintendo won't release the new Zelda game until it's "perfect"
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(203)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The high-speed supertrain from San Diego to San Francisco that California is building needs to carry 112,000 passengers every day or it will go insolvent. And it has no back-up plan for that contingency
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(160)
 
(The Street)
 
 
 
Pioneer's new Pandora-enabled car stereo may prove to be death blow to Sirius XM, as people become reluctant to pay for privilege of listening to satellite radio programmers' crappy taste in music
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(125)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery object to use Earth as fire hydrant; presumably from Dog Star
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Add parking lots and driveways to list things you can get cancer from. Not even your Prius can save you
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(30)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Going without sex may help relationships, or at least help foster new ones
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(434)
 
(yomiuri.co.jp)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists discover blood protein associated with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Apparently, slacking is in your blood
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(41)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Eighty-seven percent of Americans oppose an Internet computer in a car's dashboard. The other 13 percent think that life without constant access to Russian midget tranny porn is just not worth living
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(53)
 
(Sciencenews.org)
 
 
 
Sea slug steals plant genes and makes its own chlorophyll. It's easy being green
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris can get into any facebook account he wants to
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten of the coolest new toys from CES. A geekasm waiting to happen
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(84)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Admitting you don't recycle is like saying you want to boff Satan on a stack of burning Bibles: Environmentalism is the new secular religion
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(314)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists now say we will have 30 years of Global Cooling, followed by 30 years of Global Stationary Room Temperature
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israel finds 8000 year old abandoned house near Tel Aviv, promptly moves Jewish inhabitants in before the Palestinians can claim it
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(33)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Netflix tracks which cities rent which movies more often. Submitter hopes to someday move from a Tyler Perry area to a "Caligula" area
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(142)
 


Mon January 11, 2010
(BBC)
 
 
 
Reporter at C.E.S. breaks "unbreakable" phone in three seconds during live demonstration
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists to spend three years building "wet computer". Drew to publish Fark server research documents
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(18)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Why the PS3 is so much more awesome than you or your XBox360
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(302)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Norway Time Hole 'Leak' Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos." Oh goody
source: daily.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(258)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Study shows the Arctic tern migrates over 50,000 miles a year: scientists tracked 11 of the birds, because one good tern deserves another
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(18)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
What do you call an avalanche on Mars? How about farkin' awesome
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(34)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
NASA corrects its error and states that the world will not end on 12/21/2012, but instead at any time between 12/23/2012 and 12/23/2029
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(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sex addiction: Is it a real disorder, or is it just a way to excuse having the morals of a rutting weasel?
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(140)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Current "theories" in physics show the Earth plummeted into the sun during formation. Yet, the Creationists are the crazy ones
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(307)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
New book asks "why does time flow in one direction only," and other questions you've posed to your friends while very, very high
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(194)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
IT personality types: 8 profiles in geekdom
source: infoworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Google Earth finds El Dorado. Whereabouts of Golden Condor still unclear
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Doctors in Florida set a new speed record for reversing vasectomies with a robot. If ever there was something you didn't want to be treated as a race, this is it
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(18)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely nobody, the life of a booth babe is fraught with weirdos
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Euclid)
 
 
 
For the nerd who has everything: The Story of Math on DVD. Sure, the story's derivative, but the inverse is worse
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Studies show that pyramids were built by a bunch of willing old Gizas
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(53)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There actually was a practical product at this year's CES: a router that pulls in 3G and WiMax and converts it to wireless
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 

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