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Sun November 22, 2009
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Security camera footage of the large meteor over Utah as it lights up the night sky, casting shadows and overexposes cameras
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists: science is great, except when it supports religion
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(342)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hubble picture of light echoes that makes 70's psychedelic posters look like XKCD
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(55)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
ClimateGate: How the MSM reported the greatest scandal in modern science
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(508)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most staggering statistic of all is that just 16 of the world's largest ships can produce as much sulphur pollution as all the world's cars
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Shuttle astronaut ... learns of the birth [of his daughter] ... while he orbited 200 feet above the earth." 200 feet? Nice work, ABC News
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(53)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Need advice on breaking your own hard drive or eating a computer? There's a Yahoo Answer for that
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(34)
 
(Smart Planet)
 
 
 
Good news, by 2020 your brain will control your computer. Bad news, you think porn pop-ups were frequent now
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(33)
 
(recombu.com)
 
 
 
Ten things that mobile devices are making obsolete. 'Newspaper in the bathroom' is conspicuously absent
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(106)
 


Sat November 21, 2009
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Most awesome video of a cuttlefish hunting you'll see all day
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(54)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Just in case the LHC doesn't create a super massive black hole and ends the universe, here's what scientists are planning next
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(48)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Stupid: User sues Sony for being banned from PSN. Obvious: Case is thrown out. Dumbass: User appeals. Asinine: Adds Nintendo and Microsoft to the suit. Which tag is most appropriate?
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(43)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Ancient Greek worshippers showed inclination towards the Sun. The Times is there
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(44)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Just because we put a beach mode on your camera does not mean we expect you to take your camera on a beach exposing it to the elements."
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dumbass parents hate science
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Coolest nature photos that you will see all day. Bonus: No summoning [he who will not be named] but rather summon Doritos (9th photo)
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(32)
 
(Gaia Online)
 
 
 
Gaia Online removes all virtual game objects that refer to tobacco and cigarettes, because we hate it when our online avatars get virtual lung cancer
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(30)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Dear spambots, please describe love in exactly 200-words
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(35)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Xbox, just having lost thousands of customers through it's recent banning of modded consoles, turns to a new market. "You sound like a girl" no longer a valuable insult
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(109)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What nerd porn may look like
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(48)
 
(cnet.uk)
 
 
 
Some journalist calculates how much the internet weighs. Just in case you want to ship it, or something
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only in Movember: a gallery of video game mustaches
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(16)
 
(The Big Money)
 
 
 
Google does a non-evil thing: Bans white teeth, flat stomachs
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(66)
 


Fri November 20, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dammit.. addictive maize game. Can't get past level 4
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(104)
 
(Experience Project)
 
 
 
The DROID doesn't do corn, and five other things
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(76)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT invents liquid metal battery to power the electric grid, find Sarah Conner
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(34)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
As pretty much the entire tech industry does a collective facepalm over AT&T's Verizon rebuttal ad, AT&T continues insisting that their smartphones are "the most popular"
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(76)
 
(Pen 15 club member)
 
 
 
Bangkok introduces disposable penis measuring device (measures non disposable penises as well)
source: nationmultimedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corn-based ethanol producer says it will soon compete with gasoline. This is a repeat from 1999, 1989,...1909
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(43)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
US defense spending may be out of control, but at least they're going to finally give us our flying cars
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(52)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
In a surprise to environmentalists everywhere, the electric-car capital of the nation is the city with more oil than a New Jersey beach during spring break
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mastodons probably died off because they were large, slow, and very tasty
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(36)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists could begin the first human trials for stem cell blindness therapy next year, provided that the FDA lens them a hand
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(51)
 
(Montreal gazette)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth skeletons at the steps of Montreal Basilica. Expect to learn about life in 1700s, plot to next Dan Brown novel
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(18)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists invent a spray that can prevent premature ejaculation. Look out, it's coming soon
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(82)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
This is a test. This game system is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual Koopa attack, you would have been instructed to find power-ups
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(39)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Surprising that no one has done this before, 'cause it's teh awesome: visualizing what it would look like from ground level if Earth had Saturn's rings
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(168)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Cigarettes contain bacteria that can cause serious disease in humans. So if you're thinking that the smoke you're inhaling is merely chock full of carcinogens and lung-annealing tars, think again, you dipshiat
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(185)
 


Thu November 19, 2009
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Surfing, you officially have a final boss level: riding a solar tsunami
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(31)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mac laptops ranked fourth in build quality behind Sony, Toshiba and Asus. Your daily Mac/PC flamewar to the right
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(352)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google unveils Chrome OS. Geekspasm time
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Canadian invents reversible paralysis-ray that turns its victims blue and flaccid. U.S. Defense Dept. counters with picture of Rosie O'Donnell
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(22)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Hubble Spies Galaxy's Big Bulge." Bow chicka wow wow
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(17)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Scientists decide to answer the age old question, "Are caged chickens happy?"
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In Amazon, a frustrated search for cancer cures." They should try Borders or Barnes & Noble, then
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Britain launches War on Piracy, will create Pirate Finder General, target piracy sites, programs and alleged pirates with full force of the law and more. This is not a repeat from the 18th century
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(78)
 
(AMC)
 
 
 
Will better science education get rid of the bad science in sci-fi movies? Nope, because easy time travel, "red matter," and parsecs as a unit of time are just too much fun
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(145)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Call of Duty" sales at $550,000,000 in just five days. Hot Pocket, Mountain Dew sales figured expected to closely parallel
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(178)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: Sony launches a video game console in Brazil. News: It's the nine year old PS2. Fark: For $500
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(64)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six inventors who got jack shiat for changing the world
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skin-based "electronic tattoos" offer medical read-outs. And possibly, Quake III
source: hplusmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with four ways to feed the ever increasing world population. Most of them are quite large schemes, we probably need to start with a more modest proposal
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(121)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
"Hobbits", which were a new species of human, then were regular humans dwarfed by disease, now a new species again. Still tasty either way, says Goblin King
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(47)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Don't have time to go to church with your family? That's fine, there's a video game to take care of that
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(40)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need to instantly add cats to every photo you take? There's an app for that
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
First programmable quantum computer created. That was random
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(82)
 


Wed November 18, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
One of Jupiter's moons may be teeming with fish. Keep an eye on our dolphins; you never know when they might make a break for it
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(157)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate asparagus: it's covered with beetle egg super glue
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(30)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto is being invaded by big, long, slimy pumpkin-colored beasts. "Like slow-moving lions in the vegetable world."
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(45)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
If you've lost a box approximately 50,000 light years in size, astronomers are happy to report that they have located it in galaxy NGC 4710
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
There's a rounding-error bug in the Droid camera autofocus that causes it to behave poorly on a 24.5-day cycle. That is, it'll work for 24.5 days, then have poor performance for 24.5 days, then work again. iPhone killer, indeed
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(120)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meteor streaking across Utah sky turns night into day, with cool links to video of the event
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM creates supercomputer that simulates a cat's brain. Programmers currently perfecting "napping" and "running around frantically for no apparent reason" subroutines
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(118)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
New approach to TV: You get free cable, "as long as you agree to surrender large amounts of personal data about your viewing, surfing and purchasing habits" through your set-top box
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(101)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Modern Rage 2
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers create entangled photons from quantum dots. Or so they claim, - it's not like they can whip these things out at a news conference and show people
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(41)
 
(AT&T)
 
 
 
It's like watching a flamewar, only with multi-billion-dollar conglomerates: AT&T responds to Verizon Wireless, claims their lawsuit is valid because their smartphones are "more popular"
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(120)
 
(Some Comic Geek)
 
 
 
A Dr. Horrible one-shot, Blackest Night stuff, and Dark Reign galore. New comic releases November 18th. What's in your sub-box?
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(35)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists to probe the mysteries of the rolling stones, but they're being optimistic if they expect any satisfaction
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Social networking sites "need help buttons" to protect from bullies, UK official says, apparently missing the giant "X" in the corner of his browser
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(47)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Computer hackers got into Holocaust-denier David Irving's email and sites, hackers claim it never happened
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(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Streetlight captures amazing pictures of the surface of the sun
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(24)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Seven great comic book arcs that are too epic for cinema
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(154)
 


Tue November 17, 2009
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Egyptian mummies suffered from hardening of the arteries, according to new research from the I Thought That Was The Whole Farking Point Institute of Egyptology
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Modern Warfare 2 is the fastest selling entertainment of all time. Asinine: No dedicated server support for PC version. Cool: Dedicated server hack 7 days after release. Asinine: It's for grenade spam and superjump
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(211)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky researchers have developed a chewing gum that can replace a toothbrush and toothpaste. Will this finally convince that 1 out of 5 dentists who can't decide if chewing gum helps?
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(21)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Accidental discovery produces a nearly perfect blue pigment. Smurf fetishists overjoyed
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your next Windows security update will come from the NSA
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(120)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Finally, a New Moon true geeks can squee over
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(42)
 
(Mars Today)
 
 
 
NASA team prepares to uplink commands to stuck Spirit rover. Commands said to include 'load extra bag of salt into trunk' and 'powershift directly from first gear to reverse at high RPM'
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newest contestant in the New Space Race is: New Zealand?
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(48)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when you bring a 25 year-old Mac to the Apple Store in the Meatpacking District in NYC? No, you turn into a massive douchebag, isn't the correct answer. Well it is, but it isn't
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(106)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Verizon Wireless files their formal response to AT&T's lawsuit: "AT&T has admitted the the maps are accurate ... they sued because the truth hurts"
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(208)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Toshiba sends chair into space for new advertisement. Still not as impressive as the Chesterfield Sofa which showed up in the middle of a cricket match
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(48)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Developers worried by Android's rapid growth, especially as nobody thought to program in three laws
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(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Failing to develop antidepressant medicine, scientists instead develop cure for female headaches
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Brown pelican no longer endangered species, despite efforts of Bugatti Veyron owners
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(27)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Young inventor spends many a sleepless night to invent a gadget to fight insomnia
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(33)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
National Geographic Photographer comes face to face with one of the Arctic's most vicious predators. With video scaryness (including graphic nature scenes)
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(106)
 


Mon November 16, 2009
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Slate spins off Double X as a new, stand-alone website for women. Six months later, Double X sees a big hairy spider and runs back to Slate
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA official says Mars will be shooting Leonids at us. Or something like that
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(51)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
There's a mysterious "dark flow" extending toward the edge of the universe. Scientists think it could be due to gravity, a parallel universe, or the smooth raps of 80s hip-hop star Rakim
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(88)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Apple patents a gadget that will freeze your computer if you don't respond to an advertisement, comrade
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just like the U.S. Congress, Dutch homes are to be powered by bullshiat
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(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deepak Chopra points out that you can't put time in a marmalade jar and that quantum physics means anything can happen at any time for no reason
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(121)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do not taunt happy fun hypermuscular monkey
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(51)
 
(Some Randall)
 
 
 
If you wish to create a superhero from scratch, you must first invent the universe
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insurance + cryonics = you are your own insurance beneficiary
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(30)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Cray supercomputer blows by IBM Roadrunner faster than a coyote wearing Acme rocket-powered skates
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hypnosis shows up in brain scans say verrrry sleeeepy researchers
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(15)
 

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