Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun September 27, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists abandoning chicken egg utilization in new flu vaccine development. So much for nanu-technology
source: rds.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
He was a mean-spirited dick but he sure as shiat knew how to turn a phrase: Check out his beautiful speech for Nixon in case Armstrong and Aldrin got stranded on the moon. RIP Bill Safire
source: en.wikisource.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Here come the access to fresh water wars
source: digitaljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
You're Facebook. How do you deal with a Playboy bunny who goes to the press after you blocked her account? By "(c)", blocking the reporter's, too
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Paralyzed rats can walk without using their brains
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dogs and babies easily confused by adult social cues. Wolves point and laugh
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Sat September 26, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Trek Online: Set phasers to cool
source: hellforge.gameriot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(Some Tree Hugger)
 
 
 
And the award for Most Impractical Cell Phone Concept of the Year goes to:
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Intel develops fiber-optic microchip, giving computers speeds of 10 GBPS
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are the Russians so good at chess?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Doctors complain mixed messages on flu shots (it'll kill you) are confusing people (Big Pharma's shot doesn't work) who should be getting it (because EVERYONE wants a big ol' dose of autism)
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The iPhone finally has MMS support. Now it's almost worth the ridiculous amount of money your parents pay for it monthly
source: voices.washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why middle-aged people shoudn't think about enlisting in the Army. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE, MAGGOT
source: scienceblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how to remote control living, giant, horrifying flying beetles. Isn't that just super
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fifteen most memorable lines in video game history. Yes "All your base are belong to us" is on the list
source: zikkir.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(285)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
New "eclipse" curtains promise to block out more than 100% of all light. Good Christ, they've figured out how to divide by zero
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New species of frog has fangs, eats birds, is flavored with the refreshing taste of Limnon
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 


Fri September 25, 2009
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how eels migrate. Duh, everyone knows they use hovercrafts
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The inventor of the MP3 has a new smokin' audio technology to show off
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Oxygen-from-Moon-dirt passes vomit comet test"
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Doctors sue KFC, claiming the grill marks on grilled food cause cancer. The plaintiffs face two obstacles: They already lost a similar case against McDonald's, and they're all idiots
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
'Wet' drips style, but lacks substance" Actual headline, not a PRON site
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
After facing stiff competition from the electric nail file and electric candles, Shower radio voted worst gadget ever
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1 in 5 US drivers admits to texting while driving. The other 4 are too busy putting on their makeup and reading the newspaper to bother looking at the phone
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man reports being attacked by cougar in British Columbia. Authorities setting out traps baited with Appletinis and October issue of Cosmo in hopes of capturing the beast
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Even if we reduce emissions 80% it won't stop global warming. So what's the point?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(292)
 


Thu September 24, 2009
(Some Thirsty Person)
 
 
 
Mars, for the purest water on Earth
source: uanews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
New NASA data shows the Greenland and Antarctic ice shelves are melting faster than expected. So either we're back to global warming, or NASA needs to stop shooting 50 million laser beams at the ice
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
DNA studies in India show how social constructs can have an impact on human evolution. But "Idiocracy" was funnier
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nintendo to cut Wii prices another $50, still no word on whether they will start making real games
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google adds commenting... to everything
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Water, Helen, waaaattttteeerrrrr
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Iranian government not only expert in the use of Photoshop, they also excel at copy and paste
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The top 10 worst science grants...including measuring the velocity of a penguin's excretions
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Using astronomy and archaeology, it's possible to calculate the exact day the ancient Egyptians started building the Great Pyramid of Giza. Daniel Jackson not impressed
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Farkers are farked as a new smartphone app checks potential dates for DUIs, sexual assaults, spouses, home value and Second Life usage
source: tech.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists perfect swimming knife fish robot. In related news, scientists have decided that it will never be safe for us to go in the water again, ever
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rogue waves are real. Here comes the math
source: insciences.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Boy writes letter to rocket scientists, gets reply 52 years later reportedly saying, "See? Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HIVaccine?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(274)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
September 24th, 1979: CompuServe is born, offering 300 baud access to newspapers, stock quotes, weather reports, and emailing ascii playboy bunnies
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Back assward man got a new traeh
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
FCC to be "top cop" on the Internet. Suck it, net neutrality
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 


Wed September 23, 2009
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is what the Burj Dubai would look like in Midtown Manhattan
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jumbo squid hit Oregon beaches. Everyone PICNIC
source: registerguard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Sex Degrees of Separation" means you've slept with 2.8 million people
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
Internet CEO answers a philosophy question: if a DNS server has a security hole and the hackers don't have the source code, isn't the hole not dangerous?
source: news.zdnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Newest ATI video card supports ridiculous amounts of monitors for people with ridiculous amounts of money
source: hothardware.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with simply having the worst wireless network of all time, AT&T begins tele-bombing existing customers
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your AT&T iPhone can take pictures, navigate back alleys, share music, and even play games, but god help you if you want to actually make a call
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Doctors say people in a vegetative state can learn, you just have to do it slowly so they can ketchup
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
To study risk-taking behavior, scientists feed jello shots to rats and teach them to gamble
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Palm: here's how we're going to make the Pre work with iTunes. USB Implementers Forum: wait, what?
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Bank employee sends sensitive customer info to wrong Gmail account, so naturally it's Google who's getting sued
source: networkworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. And autotune
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The coolest R2-D2 mod you'll see today (pics)
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The building contained 1,322 pounds of highly enriched uranium, enough to make 24 nuclear bombs. The security system consisted of what he later described as a "Civil War padlock."
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Art historian and textile expert spend five years harvesting the silk from Madagascan golden orb spiders to create an 11-foot long cloth which is as strong as steel
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 


Tue September 22, 2009
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have a look at "Courier" - Microsoft's "astonishing take on the tablet." Suck it, Apple (with video demo)
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First day of fall to bring sixteen inches of global warming to Colorado
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New species of ghost shark identified. "It's a big weird looking freaky thing," say scientists
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Immortality only 20 years away says lunatic scientist
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Sunbathing may help people survive skin cancer
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Incredibly, Bing has increased Microsoft's search share by a whopping 0.4 percent. Google it if you don't believe me
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Channel Register)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux kernel, says the OS has become "bloated and huge". Much like your average Linux user
source: channelregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Revered Buddhist leader, His holiness the 17th Karmapa Lama, will pwn your n00b ass
source: shambhalasun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sci-fi crossdresser wants you to install low-flow toilets already
source: biggreenboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(adn)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass mystery fish found in Alaska. Yes, ugly
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars wasn't always red. Its really a complex result of its shame
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Biologist argues death panels should be set up for pandas. "Here's a species that, of its own accord, has gone down an evolutionary cul-de-sac. we should pull the plug. Let them go, with a degree of dignity"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Wired.co.uk)
 
 
 
The game that destroys your PC files if you lose - and also if you win
source: wired.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
35 million worldwide living with dementia, posting in Fark Politics tab
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The coolest photo of the aurora over Yellowknife you're likely to see today
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(SpaceRef.com)
 
 
 
NASA to hold press conference Thursday to reveal evidence of water on the moon. A lot of it
source: spaceref.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Not getting enough "Holy Crap" in your life? Then behold: Saturn at the equinox
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best instructional video on the Freudian psychiatric apparatus you will see today. And by "best" we mean "über creepy." .. and what WAS David doing in the basement with his sister?
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Mon September 21, 2009
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
These pictures of the solar system's planets are so spectacular, you won't even mind the slideshow
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Cursive may be a fading skill, but so what?
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists develop Drake-like equation for determining the habitability of planets, feasibility of terraforming. KHAAAAN
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists learning to speak supervolcano in their own home
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you have to pay Geek Squad to set up your newly purchased PS3, you probably won't be able to figure out how to play the games anyway
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Lyme disease patients look for better diagnostics, more ade
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
South Africa builds on its long history of being a pioneer in the area of human rights with new plan that would make HIV tests compulsory
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UN climate chief says China poised to claim "front-runner" status among nations battling climate change. Because nothing says 'we love the environment' like being the biggest emitter of CO2, Mercury and coal dust pollution
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A.I. researcher asks, in all seriousness: Will we eventually upload our minds?
source: hplusmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(311)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists invent pool-playing robot to demonstrate their vision of augmented reality, remorselessly hustle local pub denizens
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The countryside has become the locus of our collective anxieties and fears. It is the home of swine flu, foot and mouth, dangerous mushrooms, unbalanced farming folk, drunk drivers, murderous cows and carcinogenic crop spraying"
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
While Israel builds a huge wall to keep out Palestinians and America builds one to keep out Mexicans, Canada is putting one up to deal with the biggest threat facing its society: moose
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Coolest gallery of glaciers from space that you'll see in the next hundred years. Or maybe not depending on that global cooling thing
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lead "Global Warming" Scientist concludes that we are now are in a global cooling phase and that global warming hysteria will return in 2020 or 2030. No, really
source: calgaryherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(395)
 

Displayed 91 of about 459 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report