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Sun September 20, 2009
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(Constellation Urion)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of pee that some damn astronauts tossed all over our beautiful sky that you will see all day
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(38)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
50 years after its birth, COBOL continues to cripple the minds of millions of programmers across the globe
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(190)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
British Columbia residents report seeing giant, sea serpent-like creature in remote lake. Cryptozoologists taking the report seriously as some witnesses had not been drinking as heavily as most Canadians do on weekends
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twitter worth $1 billion, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are real
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(56)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
New rabies vaccine is strong enough that a single shot may protect bite victims. Unlike submitter's childhood, when EVERYONE knew you had to have 12 shots...per day...in the eye...with a harpoon
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Sat September 19, 2009
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Doctors first warned that smoking was killing people in 1606, although with the average life expectance in the Middle Ages being about 17, smoking was actually one of the safer things to do with your time
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(52)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Nissan will give its electric cars a "Blade Runner" noise. The effect will be pointless, drag on for hours, and frankly, suck ass, yet some will still claim the effect is revolutionary and an artistic triumph
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(114)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once so easy a caveman could do it, half of the fish we consume will be raised by humans, rather than caught in the wild by the end of this year. Hunting and gathering surrenders
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama keeps his promise to protect net neutrality
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists propose solution to global warming by destroying two major desert ecosystems. Bonus: It's an affordable $2 Trillion per year
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(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The only action you'll see in this backseat of this VW will be solo
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(45)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
"If the Xbox 360 was your girlfriend, she'd be an unstable, high-maintenance gold-digger"
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew comments on Web 3.0
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(32)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three months since the digital switchover, and some people still can't pull in Matlock or the nightly news
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reversing a vasectomy can really make a vas deferens
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(58)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What do the Mediterranean Monk Seal, the Sumatran Water Shrew, and the Western Whiny Atheist have in common?
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Fri September 18, 2009
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Archaeologist Kekuewa Kikiloi, assisted by NOAA ship Hi'ialakai, intrigued by findings on Mokumanamana Island in Papahanaumokuakea marine monument. English language surrenders
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Giant star seen blowing giant glowing space bubble in proof that God's creation is more majestic and mysterious than even theologians can imagine (pic)
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta makes all math and science exams multiple choice to make it easier for students who are too dumb to get accepted into a liberal arts program to qualify for an engineering degree
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(76)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
German scientists prove that saying one of your ancestors was "a crusty old salt" is quite literally true
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(25)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
"Dear Microsoft, It's Palm. We've had some great times, haven't we? But people grow apart, and the time comes to move on. That time is now."
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(38)
 
(Some Researcher)
 
 
 
"Understanding users of social networks". 1. They're usually young. 2. They usually don't have much money. 3. They like free stuff. 4. They will never, ever buy anything due to an ad you post. Now go ahead, make a profit
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
5 things to hate about HDTV. Welcome to 2004
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(163)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
The coldest spot in the solar system (other than your wife's bed) may be on the south side of the Moon
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(37)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five computers barely more efficient than an Etch-A-Sketch
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(125)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The best images from the 2009 Astronomy Photographer Of The Year winner. My god, they're full of stars
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A panoramic view inside the hundred-year-old clock room at Grand Central
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Environmental authorities investigate "Halifax Stink." Early indications point to Sloan's new album
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(40)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't think of them as homeless people, think of them as an enormous, dirty incubator for swine flu
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(99)
 
(The Money Times)
 
 
 
Researchers say they can genetically engineer hemp without THC. Here comes the evil no-fun groove-busting square harsher science, man
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(100)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Here's something with which you can bore your colleagues with at lunch on Friday. It's not news... it's really not new
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(48)
 


Thu September 17, 2009
(Some Sub Guy)
 
 
 
Best shipwrecked submarine home theater you will see all day
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(42)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The winning numbers are: 4, 15, 23, 24, 35 and 42. The winning numbers are: 4, 15, 23, 24, 35 and 42
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear scientists, please stop being so curious and instead come to Jesus
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(189)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
♫ What kind is that doggy in the window? ♫
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover remains of 85-million-year-old plesiosaur that needed a bigger boat
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"5 Reasons The Microsoft Zune HD Will Contend With The Apple iPod": "Sudden outbreak of crack-smoking among tech pundits" strangely absent from list
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(169)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Privately-built rocket named "Xombie" suffers engine leak, preventing it from attempting to win NASA contest, brains
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(11)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
50.6% of computer users now run Firefox. 74% also run IE. 16% Also run Chrome. .0000132% also run Opera, but seriously, it's the best browser out there
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(169)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
We're not going to Mars any time soon. With current technology, cosmic rays would kill any astronauts we send, or mutate them into Jocelyn Wildenstein
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(129)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Coolest photo of our closest spiral neighbor you'll see today
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian Clown plans to be the first creep aboard the International Space Station
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(22)
 
(Pharyngula)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to smell like "A creeping, wet, slithering scent, dripping with seaweed, oceanic plants and dark, unfathomable waters", then you'll love the new cologne of Cthulhu
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission says EMPs are bad, so we should build a metal shield over our cities or some damn thing
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(241)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto's medical officer of health backs away from previous claim that commuter trains give children cancer
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google's new technology will allow people to allow people to actually pick up a physical copy of a book - get this - with the words printed on paper
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(77)
 
(Some Visionary)
 
 
 
Doctors restore blind woman's sight by transplanting her eyetooth into her eye socket (warning: creepy pic)
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New view of ______ reveals hot, young stars in _____. It doesn't matter what the blanks are, we both know you're still clicking the link
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Best. Teacher. EVER
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(52)
 


Wed September 16, 2009
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Today: "Bloodbot" is helping out humanity by accurately drawing blood using a gigantic robot arm. Tommorrow: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOODBOT GOD"
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(40)
 
(Poynter)
 
 
 
NASA reveals existence of "SpaceBook," an internal social networking site for employees. Note to self: don't friend diapernautlady103
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(21)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists release first global photo map of Titan, looks like Slartibartfast is going to win another award
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(52)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Scientists worried that pythons might mutate into a giant man-eating swamp coil. In related news, "Man-Eating Swamp Coil" is either a great name for a band or a really disturbing euphemism
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bobby Fischer would've totally dominated at Halo
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Farmer lives in "dread, fear and panic" that hi-speed internet microwave tower will "shake up the molecules" in his garlic crop
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists find Earth-like lava planet, remains of Anakin Skywalker
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(44)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Want to prevent H1N1 flu? Wash your ha-- wait, no, that doesn't work. Oh well, enjoy your porkine death, I guess
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(56)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things
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(119)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Anyone got a tow rope and a Saturn V?
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(57)
 
(Little About)
 
 
 
Link found between trichomonas vaginalis and lethal prostate cancer. Simple English version: Girls have cooties
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(80)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study finds that not only are humans still evolving, but faster than ever
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(185)
 
(Techcrunch)
 
 
 
Meet the new currency that's based on your online reputation. Yep, you're already overdrawn
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists create 3-D images you can touch and feel. I'll be in my bunk
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(51)
 
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
New source of energy found, thanks to Japan's expertise in the area of used undergarments
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered why some plants are carnivorous. Audrey approves
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(30)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Surely nobody is pathetic enough to post on Craigslist looking for a hot hookup on PlayStation Home, right?
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(30)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Get your glow sticks and club drugs ready, Daft Punk is coming to the new DJ Hero game from Activision
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(85)
 


Tue September 15, 2009
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Problem: Earth-based Facility too small to find gravity waves. Solution: Create a bigger one on a inter-galactic scale
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(49)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Sometimes Jupiter gobbles up the comet, and sometimes it plays catch-and-release
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(13)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The $150 Space Camera: MIT Students Beat NASA On Beer-Money Budget
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(59)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Irreducable complexity" reduced to simple molecular machines. Score another one for Darwin
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(256)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Genes Blamed for Early First Sex," although lack thereof, along with panties, is usually the real critical factor
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Male bass with female features found in the US. And they can swim the 800 metres faster than any other fish
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man-eating bird lived 500 years ago. Liz Taylor is truly timeless
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kazahkstani scientist claims to have discovered cure for aids. Very nice. High five
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(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New military robot can leap 25-foot walls in search of Sarah Connor
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(39)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Google flips off news publishers
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(53)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientist fiddling around with fungus treated wood creates "biotech violin" that overwhelmingly beats out $2 million Stradivarius in sound quality test
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Mon September 14, 2009
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hunter-Killer Predator drone had to be shot down by a jet after its failsafe failed. Apparently this is a common occurence. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(108)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the first-ever link between intelligence and curiosity. Go ahead and click the link. We know you're dying to
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It regenerates damaged body parts, has retractable bone spikes, and excretes poison. It's either a new species of newt, or the star of the coolest X-Man ever
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(38)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft launchinG unIque State-of-the-art new innovative "visual search" to help you find imaGIS. Gee, I wiSh someone had thouGht of thIS one sooner
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bugatti answers the question: "What would the Type 57SC Atlantic look like if it were made today?" (w/ pics)
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(74)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Michael Pollan, the favorite food writer of the progressive elite, uses health care reform to fire a shot at US farm policy and fast food, two of his deep-fried bete noires
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(56)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Black hole discovered to be pumping iron, unlike the chicken-armed cosmologists who figured this out
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(21)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Nature is terrifying
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(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New tool to fight syphilis? Wal-Mart gift cards, which you can use to buy a three-wolf-moon-t-shirt, guaranteeing forced-abstinence for years to come
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Lou Gehrig's Disease may be traceable to pond-scum cyanobacteria in nearby lakes, and/or native Guamese who ate whole bats in coconut cream stew
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(45)
 
(Miller-McCune)
 
 
 
Undescended testicles, antelope underbites, and hermaphrodite polar bears: it's all in a day's work studying roadkill
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(21)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
You want to research heart attacks using computer models. Do you a) spend thousands on a wall of PCs to do the calculations, b) spend thousands renting time on a supercomputer, or c) buy an XBox?
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(40)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to know how to build your very own railgun? Today's your lucky day
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(117)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Natural breast enlargements use fat from other areas of your body. "It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them"
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(1933)
 

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