If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun August 23, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows atheists who pray have bigger brains
source: blogs.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(511)
 
(Electronics Talk)
 
 
 
Green light is green
source: electronicstalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(P=2*(I^2*R))
 
 
 
Install "smart" electrical meters and earn back your investment in record time. That is, if you're the electrical company and your customers don't mind being billed for twice the electricity they're actually consuming
source: forum.prisonplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Man invents computerized landing gear for heavy motorcycles that automatically deploy when you slow down and retract when you speed up. Still no cure for biker chicks
source: myfoxorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does sex actually sell? Well, it might, but with the number of ads under scrutiny here it might take a while to come to a conclusion. And even then, subsequent independent verification would be essential. (As Not safe for work as ads get)
source: creativebits.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Problem: once sober, most people abandon their drunken resolutions. Solution: Never stop drinking
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Researchers analyze millions of tweets, determine Wednesday - not Monday - is the most miserable day of the week. Oh Twitter, how did we ever survive without you?
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(WLBZ2.com)
 
 
 
Maine just had it's 6th confirmed tornado in 2009, normally averaging only 2 per year
source: wlbz2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the identical twins with different astrological signs. That might not make sense, but remember, these "scientists" don't even know if a meteor is going to wipe us all out tomorrow
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 


Sat August 22, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
:) :) :[ :) :) :)
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
What might have been -- Abandoned NASA projects. Suspiciously absent: coyote in gigantic slingshot
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ten tricks MacGyver would be proud of
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter soon to waste more than just your time
source: scitech.blogs.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Fact: People are living longer than ever. Fact: People are fatter than ever. Conclusion: ??????
source: luysii.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA considers moving away from its "contract with the lowest bidder" system towards full outsourcing. At least business should be booming
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(notebookreview)
 
 
 
Say what you want about HP, but they really know how to protect your shipment
source: forum.notebookreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today: Darwin was wrong about uselessness of the appendix. Tomorrow: EVILUTION PROVEN WRONG
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet Explorer 8 trounces Firefox, Chrome in security test. Immediately afterwards shoots an 18 under par including 4 holes-in-one
source: blogs.channelinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"Many countries could see swine flu cases double every three to four days for several months." Now would be a good time to hope that WHO is really bad at math
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nearly 95% of all Americans believe in God or a higher power. Except for those godless scientists out there - nearly half of them don't believe at all. Here comes the science
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If your music sucks, so do you. Here comes the science
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientist says Australia needs six season, suggests adding "sprummer" and "sprinter". What a fudiot
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the wave of fear over CERN, scientists begin devising new ways to create black holes
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
According to Apple and AT&T, neither Apple nor AT&T rejected Google Voice. That's right, the App Store is now sentient
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Judge's verdict on Word case clearly flawed. New thought-checker in Word 2010 would have caught the problem immediately
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
New high-resolution LRO photo of the Apollo 14 soundstage
source: lroc.sese.asu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 


Fri August 21, 2009
(LA Times)
 
 
 
There's even an easy "rule of thumb:" clitoris-vagina distances less than 2.5 cm -- that's roughly from the tip of your thumb to your first knuckle -- tend to yield reliable orgasms during sex
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(The Obvious Tag)
 
 
 
A: Why, you sue Apple, of course. Q: What do you do when a third-party developer uses your photo without permission?
source: appleinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(yomiuri.co.jp)
 
 
 
Researchers discover rare photos of puppet shows in WWII Japan, with pro-war puppets dressed in military uniforms and wearing steel helmets
source: yomiuri.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Flat-screen TVs are so Aughts. Coming soon: Roll-up TVs
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Global warming could alter the world's tilt, leading to the very real possibility of us all falling off
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists make stunning breakthrough after removing the nail affixing participant's right foot to the ground
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sex as you've never seen it before: the first video of a couple getting it on together in an MRI scanner, may be Not safe for work for some
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers. If you're on Facebook, you're on this list
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Analysis shows that Hobbits simply walked out of Africa, into Mordor
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists one step closer to wiping out humanity
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 


Thu August 20, 2009
(Some Sony Guy)
 
 
 
Sony's response to the slim PS3 not having backwards compatibility: Buy PS3 games, citizen
source: gossipgamers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
African Hammerhead bats share same mating habits as New Jersey men
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1500-year-old pr0n stash found in Israel
source: haaretz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
AI researchers say Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics are obsolete
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
NASA beams 461 gigabytes of data back from the moon daily, the equivalent of last week's download volume on your mom's new porno
source: science.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AMC)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the designers and engineers were dumber than a bag of whomp rats
source: blogs.amctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Modern biology research being twisted into superweapons. For some reason, someone has a problem with this
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Capital Times)
 
 
 
Each minute a stroke is left untreated, a brain loses 1.9 million neurons, 14 billion synapses, and 7.5 miles of myelinated fibers
source: madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th anniversary of the discovery of the Burgess Shale, one of the most important scientific discoveries of the century. The fossil bed conclusively showed the truth of evolution and the beauty of the prehistoric world
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(380)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven good reasons to switch to Windows 7: "4. Piracy. Windows 7 is an OS practically made for pirates."
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(292)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Coolest pics of a diver with a humpback whale you will see today
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
History celebrates 25 years of Powerpoint. Obvious tag missed his flight and Dumbass didn't review the slide deck, so Wheaton gets stuck doing the presentation
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 


Wed August 19, 2009
(NPR)
 
 
 
Inuit hunters help scientists track narwhals, offer tech support on Quicken, TurboTax
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Skynet has learned how to lie
source: technologyreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evidence of "prehistoric runway" found in France. Prehistoric luggage, missing for eons, uncovered nearby
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Tazmanian Devils being wiped out by cancer spread through social networking. Bugs Bunny looks up from his Facebook page, grins evilly
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Hackers use Richard Dawkins' forums to send out spam, proving that his security wasn't intelligently designed
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20 awesome computer desks
source: thetoyzone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Bill reaches Category 4. It's not clear yet if it will hit NC, Bermuda or New England, but if Jim Cantore comes to town...stock up on EVERYTHING
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
Suck at karaoke? It's not your fault. Here's the science
source: wbbm780.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Long after you die, do you want people to know how much of a trolly douchebag you were online?
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Astronomers find Death Star, summon droids for schematic information
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 


Tue August 18, 2009
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Planck space telescope has begun to collect light from six thousand years ago
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amino acids, the building blocks of proteins, found on a comet 242 million miles from Earth
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Supplier's Tip top taps suck sap smoother from trees than ever before. Just like your mom
source: burlingtonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Already sharp geological features + illumination from nearly same point as camera = spectacular night photo of badlands that makes landscape look paper-thin
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Unlike pretty much everyone who has one, the Playstation 3 is getting slimmer
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Two Thousand Martian Sunrises
source: astropoetry.wordpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Sciencebolgs)
 
 
 
Coolest video on DNA replication you've seen all morning
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Smokeless tobacco found to contain almost two dozen substances that will kill you where you stand and then burn down your house and plow your fields with salt
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Before you start boasting about how your police force have taken down a hacker's forum, remind them to set passwords on their own machines
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's first 3D-Photo camera to cost $700 bucks, $500 bucks for special monitor, no 3D output to computer, prints cost $10 bucks and they have to be processed in Japan. But hey, 3D
source: vancouversun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carnivorous plant named after David Attenborough grows more than 4ft long and feasts on rats, sings showtunes
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Tectonic plates quiver below Puget Sound, foreshadowing 9.0 earthquake in Pacific Northwest. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: thenewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A "tourism furturist" sees a world with an aging population, global warming, food and water supply problems, and expensive electricity. But it's not all bad: we'll also have robot hookers
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Mon August 17, 2009
(IGN)
 
 
 
Xbox 360 failure rates now surpass 50%
source: xbox360.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(277)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Why you should always shred your boarding pass
source: networkworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
16 must-have gadgets for back to school. Reverse dormroom peephole camera mysteriously absent
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In unprovoked attack, Illinois blasts Minnesota with high powered neutrino cannon
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
For now, Floridians can rest easy; Hurricane Bill is still far from land, and Jim Cantore is still far from Miami
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
What do your iPhone apps say about you? Other than that you're an insecure control freak, of course?
source: blogs.houstonpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Blame the cavemen" is the latest trend in Global Warming theory
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study finds alcoholics have a tendency to misread emotional cues, taking offense when none was intended
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New chips from IBM may not only become self-aware, but also able to reproduce and have offspring
source: crn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven awesome acts of nature that science cannot explain
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Future generations of Chinese will have to find a substitute for panda penis in their soup
source: physorg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Pyro Geek)
 
 
 
If you ever dreamed of building a flame thrower that can shoot fireballs of every color in the rainbow, today is your lucky day
source: inventgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
40% of messages sent via Twitter are "pointless babble", according to vastly underestimated figures gathered by scientists from the Ric Romero Institute
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Utah Daily Herald)
 
 
 
New battery technology could lower your electric bill to 3 cents/kilowatt and reduce national dependence on fossil fuels. Utilities and petroleum industry lobbyists seen igniting torches, gathering pitchforks
source: heraldextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Study shows UFO sightings increase whenever a movie about UFOs is released
source: 3news.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 

Displayed 86 of about 492 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »






Report