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Sun August 02, 2009
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
China bans bad breath, Mongolian beef in space
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(27)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
100 ways to man up, nancy. #16 - Finish cooking before you begin your marathon fap session
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you lost a women's size 8.5 shoe 8000 years ago in a Missouri cave, they've just turned up
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(31)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
First reported off the shores of New York and California, mysterious sonic booms are now being heard along the coast of the pacific-northwest. This means something. This is important
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's revelation: A coin toss is NOT random. Next week: Why 42 is NOT the answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The braille on your drive-up ATM may finally get some use. Hack comedians everywhere disappointed that they may lose half of their act
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(34)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five things they say will give you cancer, and why they're wrong. Still no cure
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(53)
 
(BadScience)
 
 
 
It's nice to know that, even in these difficult times, people from across the world can come together to deliver a giant fark you to the chiropractic industry
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man plans to launch himself 25,000 feet into the air with a home-made rocket then jump off and parachute back to Earth. The Darwin is strong with this one
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(34)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. is number one on many things. Too bad one of them is the sending of spam
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(18)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists speculate about the possiblity of robots taking over the world. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Half of all the fruit and vegetables you buy are laced with poisons that that will kill you
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(95)
 


Sat August 01, 2009
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Coming soon: The amazing 'mouse foreskin' diet. Eat as many mouse foreskins as you like and STILL lose weight
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(50)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The ten worst video game systems ever, presented in godawful slideshow fashion
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(295)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Researchers working hard trying to make smelly hippies less smelly
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisibility cloaks are closer than ever to being a reality. You didn't think you'd see it in your lifetime, but that's the point
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Air bags: live-saving safety devices ... or cold-blooded killers? You decide
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(45)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are cows plotting to kill you? The answer may surprise you
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(71)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Someone at the FCC really, really wants Google Voice on their iPhone
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(59)
 


Fri July 31, 2009
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Could a facelift put an end to your migraines?" Nope, but that's what you should tell the insurance company
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(71)
 
(Unique Scoop)
 
 
 
Rare Star Wars photos replete with 1977 Carrie Fisher adorability
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(203)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chlamydia diagnosis, now featuring hourly rates
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(26)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Company granted U.S. patent for podcasting. Next thing you know someone will try to copyright "Not Safe For Work"
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Battletoads is so much better than Contra, but the graphics still suck
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(110)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How hot is the new iphone? How about burn a crater in your car seat hot
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(86)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Have you hugged your SysAdmin today? Cake not a bad idea either
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(286)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
EBay pays $2.6B for Skype, forgets to include some of its code, may have to shut down
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's inside Microsoft's new retail stores? Exactly what you'd expect
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(77)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Controversy spills out as scientific paper describing how to make sperm from stem cells is suddenly withdrawn. Frustrated scientists plan to resubmit in a half hour or so
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome to your STS-127 landing thread; touchdown at KSC planned for 1048 EST. God speed, Endeavour
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(138)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mysterious bright spot found on Venus - NASA gets funding to send a Commodore 64 duct taped to a slightly used 1961 Redstone rocket to observe and investigate. HAL9000 not impressed
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"If you spent just one minute reading every website in existence, you'd be kept busy for 31,000 years. Without any sleep. "
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mild tornado season a "bummer" for scientists who were really looking forward to seeing lots of trailer parks get wiped out
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(77)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
MPAA & RIAA's lawyer says the media you buy shouldn't give customers perpetual playability. Cites Drew Curtis' landmark "$5 for 30 Days" decision
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Thu July 30, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your birthday wishes were awesome yesterday, Farkers. I don't have a proper "thank you," so here's a picture of me with an Autobot cosplayer at Comic-con
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(193)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You could face up to 5 years in prison for flashing gang signs in your Myspace pics under new Florida law. You may not even have to be in an actual gang
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(172)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Ford.com's fancy-pants Web 2.0 application for building and pricing Ford trucks works about as well as a Ford truck
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(60)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientifically minded sceptics often express deep dismay at the credulousness of people who believe in dowsing, extrasensory perception and other "inexplicable" phenomena
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(147)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon helpfully reminds us that conservatives don't have a monopoly on anti-science wackos
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(158)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
50 percent of doctors turn to Wikipedia for medical information
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(100)
 
(Some Big Bad Wolf)
 
Video
 
Guy builds vortex cannon to blow down three little pigs' houses with acetylene and oxygen explosion-powered air
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(70)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs spotted today leaving Apple HQ, still looks about as thin as an iPhone turned sideways (PIC)
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Space balloon burst, high-altitude camera destroyed, cheddar cheese recovered unscathed
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(35)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple: If you jailbreak your iPhone, you're enabling drug dealers and crashing cell phone towers
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(136)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Latest climate change scapegoat: jellyfish. Here comes the science
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(110)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Mammals, birds, and fish are evolution's "winners", while alligators, snakes, creation scientists, and Amy Winehouse are among evolution's "losers"
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(163)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Not News: Classified information taken from government computer. News: It details information regarding the First Family's bunker and motorcade information. Fark: Biden, for once, isn't the leak
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists claim Amazon river is 11 million years old, ignoring the fact that if it was that old, our Lord God Jesus Christ would have mentioned it in the Bible and He didn't
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Widespread public confusion about how much it is safe to drink may be contributing to the growth of alcohol misuse." Submitter will drink to that
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(38)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
You know those "count the M&Ms in this jar and win a prize" contests? Scientists have taken a break from curing cancer to figure out how to win
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another exploit found for Macs. Bonus: Authors of "The Mac Hacker's Handbook" say that OS X is easier to hack than Windows
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(157)
 


Wed July 29, 2009
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists find global warming speeds CO2 release from peat in subarctic wetlands, resulting in even faster global warming. So it's a good thing that global warming thing isn't real
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(125)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How do you bury a Viking? Why, naked and headless of course
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yea you've had it easy. Just sitting there, leeching off us. Going around and around like a lazy fool. Well it's about time you paid your own way, Moon
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(73)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Newspapers misreport PR as science. Again. Somebody should write a book about this
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(37)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
According to NASA, shuttle Discovery is to be launched from a pad that can't launch a shuttle
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blockbuster Video unveils new unlimited rental plan for 10 dollars a week. Over 4 times what Netflix charges for the same, and Infinity-Plus-One times the price of an illegal download
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lamborghini X concept looks like it came straight out of a HotWheels pack (w/pics)
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study based on 50 years of data finds that organic food has no more health benefit than stuff from factory farms, despite costing four times as much
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(629)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Online dating sites may be inflating the numbers when it comes to marriages by their members. Ric Romero spends another night alone
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(146)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New DNS attack poses threat to the stability of the entire internet. Everybody APNIC
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White House sees your 20 page British government guide to Twitter, raises you by blocking the service altogether
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrels found to observe other squirrels to learn ways to protect their nuts
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(40)
 


Tue July 28, 2009
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that Indians and Aboriginal people are closely related. No, the other Indians. And the other Aboriginals
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Given the opportunity for a more hygienic and comfortable means of doing our bathroom business, Americans are intent on sticking with bathroom technology from the 19th century
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(140)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Even robots that kill have more ethics than lawyers
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(37)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
USAF wants decision-making attack drones to be here by 2047. Cool tag seen stockpiling weapons, muttering about John Connor
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(155)
 
(godbitesman.com)
 
 
 
IPedo: There's An App For That - New iPhone Application Locates Nearby Sex Offenders
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(278)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"It's thought to be the first time anyone's tried to launch cheese into space"
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amateur historian figures out how to restore the missing 18 minutes from the Nixon White House tapes
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(63)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ferrari unveils new super car with three exhaust pipes because a mere two just isn't ostentatious enough
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Divorce causes "permanent" damage to health that even marrying a younger hottie can never heal
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(547)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember how Star Trek TOS would use giant soap bubbles as nebula backdrops? It turns out they were pretty accurate
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yellow-legged frogs which haven't been seen in 50 years discovered in Southern California mountains. Biologists feared they all had croaked
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft rebrands "Google Image Labeler" into "Page Hunt", says they invented it and are the greatest people ever
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Placing an infectious diseases research lab in tornado alley? I think we're gonna need a Kansas tag for FARK soon
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(118)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since there's nothing to panic about at the moment CNN asks: "Whatever happened to the Conficker worm?"
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newsflash for the dumb: If you incorrectly spell a name on a GPS, you may not end up where you intended
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(109)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Some photographer took a picture of the space shuttle docked with the space station as they crossed in front of the sun. That's one hell of an optical zoom on that camera
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(53)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
New study shows that lean people burn about 350 calories per day via fidgeting. (note, pressing F5 doesn't count)
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amelia Earhart mystery solved. She was a castaway on island. No, this isn't how Lost will conclude their final season
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(79)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Scotty was right. Trekkies rejoice as scientists discover transparent aluminum
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 most awesome real or fictional politicians in video games
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(94)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Developers decide Madden not addictive enough, making iphone app so you can draft your team or schedule games from anywhere
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(15)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM cuts prices on linux...wait wut?
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(18)
 


Mon July 27, 2009
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Drought reveals ancient city
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(38)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Top seven ways that technology owns you. Obvious: Google. Not-so-obvious: get ready for implantable RFID chips, citizen
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(106)
 
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Obama's nominee to head the National Institutes of Health is a creationist, reasoning that if the Universe had a beginning, it thus had a creator. QED
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(850)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists may reinstitute Pluto's planetary status
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(254)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AT&T unblocks 4chan. The universe is restored to normal
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(121)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
8-hour World of Warcraft movie to feature cross-country gryphon flights for bathroom breaks
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(210)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Probably the coolest USB drive you'll see for a while. Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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(49)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
10 videogames that would make terrible movies, whether Mark Wahlberg was cast in them or not
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(129)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
How kidney trafficking works. Here's something to read as you lie there in a bathtub full of ice
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(33)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers are microchipping trash in the latest instance of junk science
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(2)
 
(TechCrunch)
 
 
 
AT&T just blocked customer access to 4chan. Who's bringing popcorn?
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