Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun June 07, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Google honors Tetris with their frontpage graphic on D-Day. WND flips its farking lid. WHARRGOOGLE
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(354)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you remember this 2008 Ohio State study? I don't. Research shows marijuana can improve your memory
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Inside SoCal)
 
 
 
Pastor to tweet sermon, "The Theology Of Twitter"; Where's your Followers now?
source: insidesocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
If you dug a hole through the Earth, where would you end up?
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
The feds want 10,000 cyber security experts, maniacs
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(American Psych. Assoc)
 
 
 
Sorry, Khan: vengeance is a dish best served horseradish-crusted in a port wine reduction. Here comes the science appetizer
source: apa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists and beer company create a beer from a 9,000-year old beer recipe, which was planted by God to test our faith. Our cold, delicious, tasty faith
source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Michael Arrington acts like a douche on Leo Laporte's video show, promptly gets told. Oh snap (contains profanity)
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
You know the rule that you must drink 8 glasses of water a day? Yeah, not so true
source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Type 'sex' into Microsoft's new search engine and an error message is returned that says, "the search sex may return sexually explicit content. To get results, change your search terms."
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Not only does eating fatty foods make you fat, but eating fatty foods makes you hungrier, too
source: labspaces.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 


Sat June 06, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's either the ISS or a TIE fighter next to that small moon . . . ISS photo taken from the ground, during DAYtime, without a telescope
source: spaceweather.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's coverage of E3 2009 with extensive photo gallery
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
Pirate Party, which campaigns against copyright laws and for file-sharing, set to win at least one of Sweden's 18 seats in the European Parliament
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Larger populations triggered learning in the stone age, say scientists who obviously have never played Sid Meier's' Civilization
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Future generations of humans living in space are likely to be fat, short, ugly, bloated and bald. In other words, your average American tourist
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Coolest HD video of the lunar surface taken by a Japanese probe doomed to impact next week that you'll see... well for at least until next week
source: blogs.discovermagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After failed courtship, zoo helps rare birds breed, presumably with the help of Barry White albums
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Neutrinos as large as galaxies stretch quantum mechanics to describe the very, very small on the largest scales in the Universe
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 


Fri June 05, 2009
(G4TV)
 
 
 
Billy Mitchell Stil A Douche, Sends Smarmy Tweet After Steve Wiebe Fails To Break Donkey Kong Record
source: g4tv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boys with 'Warrior Gene' more likely to join gangs, come out to plaaaaaa-yyyyyyyy
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(City Pages)
 
 
 
Norm Coleman: "We've got to get competitive on the ethernet." No wonder Franken won
source: blogs.citypages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stem-cell contact lenses restore sight to the blind; farkers spring into action on stem-cell bra development
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Tim Berners-Lee: "I no longer understand the web"
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tata to offer their $2300 car in the US. No crash safety rating? Check. Blistering speed of 54mph? Check. Fugly? Check
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Montauk Monster Mystery has finally been solved: it was a raccoon Viking funeral gone wrong
source: nowpublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Here's a tip for all of you gardeners: If you want to keep those pesky elephants out of your garden, install a beehive
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
You know that saying "there are plenty more fish in the sea"? About that
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I hope you like your current game system, because you're going to be using it for a long, long time
source: gamesindustry.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Three high-tech weapons that don't look the part
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Archeologists in Peru have made an unusually large discovery of nearly three dozen people sacrificed to keep "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" from being made for 600 years
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The supercar that puts all other super cars to shame
source: fhm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
How big is online video, really? Well, if you take out all the cute household pets and people getting hit in the balls, not very
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
95 percent of New Jersey bat population may have died over winter. Those that survived have split into two groups and are gathering in Las Vegas and Boulder
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study says Parkinson's disease linked to pesticides, others say the evidence is shaky
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Thu June 04, 2009
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that tickling apes can teach us a lot about human evolution. Next up, learning about genetics by spanking the monkey
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Unix turns 40. Wasn't there a Steve Carrell movie about that?
source: computerworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
David Eddings is dead. Mara once again inconsolable. In related news, position of Guardian of the Orb of Aldur just opened up
source: scifi.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Fashionista)
 
 
 
Antioxidants in human sperm reduce facial wrinkles. Here comes the science, it's coming, oh yes get ready it's coming
source: fashionista.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal the origins of the Antarctic ice. I don't want to spoil the ending for you, but if you guessed it involved water and low temperatures then you're pretty close
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How AOL, er, Google, er, MySpace, um, Facebook,...ummm...I mean, how Twitter will change the way we live
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google labs releases revolutionary product to give you completely irrelevant search results but now in table form
source: tech.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that telecoms are immune to citizen lawsuits for aiding and abetting wiretaps done by Federal agencies at the behest of the Federal government. Ta-da
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven ridiculously over the top modifications to deadly weapons. "You can never have too much shotgun."
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Social Games make nice people, Violent games make violent people. Or is that nice people play social games, violent people play violent games?
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nintendo is "unmoved" by Sony's and Microsoft's new controllers. CEO: "What good's a fancy controller if you have a tiny library of crappy games? Oh, wait."
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New surgery attacks obesity at the point of origin
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ALL HAIL BACON
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 


Wed June 03, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Submarine sets record for deepest dive, finds no evidence of mega shark, giant octopus
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Tech Radar)
 
 
 
Nine examples of scary Terminator technology that already exists, including Skynet, now known as Google
source: techradar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(eWeek)
 
 
 
With "XL", Youtube moves from computer to living room. Which is good, because my XL ass was getting tired of moving from the living room to the computer
source: eweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cats just don't understand string theory. This shocking piece of research brought to you by the authors of the bestselling "Why you shouldn't bother trying to teach your dog Quantum Chromodynamics"
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen loses complete memory of her entire life up until the present, although she's still able to form new memories. Parents trying to hook her up with some guy named Leonard
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're making iPhone apps, don't even think about linking to anything that links to a Hitler parody video, because they hate that
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some IT-student)
 
 
 
Alts, your thoughts, good, bad or indifferent? This survey is for a Farkette's research project
source: survey.ath0.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1030)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Before the Joker, there was the Phoenicians
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(confused guy)
 
 
 
. - - -/≡≡/ =~~~ ? - - - -/:::/ +☺= ▒ ??
source: scienceblogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Microsoft unveils hands-free gaming. Porn industry spokesman: "This is the realization of a long-held dream of ours. It is a new day in porn"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
American scientists create super flies which require almost no sleep, at least until they finally get out of the cocaine business
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Twitter is destined to become a worthless spam dumping site
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 


Tue June 02, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's story to make you feel really old: Tetris turns 25
source: tech.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman who was sprayed with moth pesticide can't get list of chemicals due to them being a trade secret. I was told there would be no moth
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs unveils the new official Apple shirts at WWDC
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Eight scripts which we still cannot read. Surprisingly, "your Doctor's handwriting" is nowhere to be seen
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
DARPA designing self-replicating robots that can participate in their own construction, find Sarah Connor
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA confirms that it was a streetlight
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo announces Vitality pulse sensor. Up next, Microsoft rectal probe
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Microsoft to release Windows 7 on October 22nd. What could possibly go
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek: American obesity jumps in last year. But not very high
source: blog.newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Sony unveils motion controller. Its a hybrid of Project Natal from Microsoft and the Wiimote from Nintendo. Has a glowing orb on top that changes color, protects your virginity
source: joystiq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Summaries of the latest TED talks, so you can actually learn something while wasting your day online
source: therumpus.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
XY greater than XX = false
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
First trailer for The Beatles video game. For the first level, you play as Stuart Sutcliffe and have to fight a giant blood clot
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sharks can be "cuddled like Dolphins", according to Dr Stumpy McStumperson from the institute of really bad ideas
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Microsoft's New Search Engine Puts Porn in Motion. Bada-Bing
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Builders construct $10,000, fully functional R2-D2. Nerds
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you're jogging to work and tweeting on your BlackBerry, try to look up every now and then to check for low-hanging branches
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Earth gets billion-year life extension. Phew
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
17,500 years before Pottery Barn there was: Pottery Cave
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How do you locate lost penguins? Follow their poop from space
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 


Mon June 01, 2009
(Live Science)
 
 
 
With a missing plane somewhere in the Atlantic, now is the perfect time for a "flying is safer" article
source: livescience.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Brian Singer to ruin X-Men Origins: Magneto
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Good: New genetically modified tomato is healthier for you and could help you live longer. Bad: It's a purple-black Lovecraftian horror spawned of equal parts darkness and hate. And some Miracle Grow
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New HDMI 1.4 spec coming out soon with 5 different types of cables. This is why we can't have nice things
source: tech.blorge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors ask WHO to condemn homeopathy as the fakery it is, on news that some are actually promoting it to treat "HIV, TB, malaria, influenza and infant diarrhea"
source: derrenbrownart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
In this quarter's Annals of Obvious Research, Harvard found drunk teenagers are having more sex than their sober peers
source: trueslant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Habitable Planets over 4 light years away, Digable Planets already 15 years ago
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Japanese researcher Yasuhiro Tsukamoto's flock of 500 ostriches are being enlisted into the global fight against swine flu"
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Four incredibly fast homemade go-karts you wouldn't want to race
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Public asked to help monitor life on earth. Well, lets see - I see a mushroom in that corner by the sump pump, there's one of those creepy centipede things on the ceiling. Let me ask my mom what they're called
source: tech.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is serious about making a faithful adaptation of the Deadpool movie. How serious? "I will husk-fark a herd of cattle to bring Wade Wilson to life as the real deal."
source: movies.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. military unleashes most terrifying weapons yet on the Taliban: Facebook and Twitter
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Forget global warming, swine flu and war: the world's oceans are TURNING INTO ACID
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(677)
 
(Some Gut-wrenched TFette)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby panda born at Bangkok zoo. Complete with Awwww-inspiring pics
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
8 terrifying instruments old-time doctors used on your junk
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Drinking prevents you from developing gallstones. Ah beer - is there ANYTHING it can't do?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 

Displayed 96 of about 899 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report