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Sun January 14, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the FBI, the most common hacker is probably sitting in the cubicle next to you. They get to work early, tell funny stories at lunch and at some point, make a very dumb move"
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(31)
 
(Some fibber)
 
 
 
Old and busted: polygraph lie detectors. The new hotness: fMRI lie detectors, which nail you before you even speak
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sceintists find a new Alzheimer gene, forget where they put it
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(15)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
A look at the 'social media superstars' that are driving some people to spend as much as $5 a month on subscriptions to get closer to. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadians invent steering wheel that does away with breathalyser concept and uses sensors to detect intoxicated drivers
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cosmologist Martin Rees says one day a soulless, emotionless computer could win the Nobel Prize. No, not Al Gore
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(15)
 
(APOD)
 
 
 
Stars. Moving. Freaky. Video
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(20)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Genetically modified chickens laying cancer-fighting eggs. Cancer's reign of terror may be ova
source: icscotland.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(IHT)
 
 
 
Among 220 species of primates only humans have whites of the eyes. Here comes the science
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(85)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues.
 
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Regina Lynn shows all at the 2007 Adult Expo (Some Not safe for work links)
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from their wives, scientists have managed to make sound go faster than the speed of light
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(19)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists will begin gathering the most detailed information yet about the ever-changing northern lights, as a multi-year research project enters its ultimate phase with thirty guys laying on the hoods of their cars going "whoa"
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(36)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A psychological technique based on Buddhist philosophy and practice may provide a solution for women who struggle with binge eating and bulimia. Look for "Sweatin' to the Samyaksamādhi" in a store near you
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(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
On February 18, 2009, full power television stations will stop analog broadcasting and transition to digital broadcasting. Don't worry, the government has an entitlement program
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(227)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Dvorak thinks the iPhone is "unlikely to be a big success"
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(43)
 
(Some cold dead hands)
 
 
 
Harvard study finds that states with higher levels of gun ownership have higher homicide rates. Fark study finds that Harvard scientists are damned dirty apes
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(297)
 
(RINF)
 
 
 
British government considering mandatory devices that will track individual motorcycles and automatically cut their throttles if it senses the bike exceeding the posted speed limit
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(189)
 
(Goes Direct to Video)
 
 
 
Hot chick with power tools shows you how a plasma TV works
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(11)
 
(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
Russian man grows replacement penis on his arm, looks forward to rubbing elbows with many foxy ladies
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(70)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cancer patients are discouraged from eating soy products, as it can increase the growth rate of tumors. Still no cure for cancer, but we've found the silver lining
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(12)
 


Sat January 13, 2007
(TheCanadian)
 
 
 
Global warming may be caused by a natural cycle of thawing methane from permafrost
source: agoracosmopolitan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Botanists find huge, stinky flower's family, continue to search for its lost double-wide
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Huntsville Times)
 
 
 
NASA engineers are studying 60s-era spacecraft in order to learn the best way to fake a moon landing
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Coolest Japanese game show clip of a man running across a non-newtonian surface you've seen all day
source: video.google.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(ABC13 Houston)
 
 
 
Ready-made embryos, because: "Who wants an ugly, stupid kid?"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gay sheep show brain and hormone differences. PETA protests (really)
source: grg51.typepad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Comet McNaught brightest comet seen three in decades
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(14)
 
(Engineering News Record)
 
 
 
Ambitious road project will allow crossing the Andes without resorting to cannibalism
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(4)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Crude stone tools may provide evidence that people lived in Minnesota 13,000 to 15,000 years ago, and their technology has changed little since
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq using Google Earth to pinpoint their attacks on troops there. Why does Google hate America?
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(32)
 


Fri January 12, 2007
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
New websites expose and shame bad behavior. So Farkers, if you're planning to leer at women while littering and being rude with your car parked in a handicapped spot, wear a mask
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comcast says it will hire 2,800 more idiots who don't have a clue about how to answer your question
source: courierpostonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
This just in: "Semen sales are serious business." Semen salesman react stiffly to semen jokes, saying it's hard work and they just need the occasional stroke. Business is goo, though. I mean, GOOD -- business is GOOD
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The braincells you thought you killed by underage binge drinking were really lost by attending college
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Shakespeare wags a finger at Microsoft/Novell pact... has plenty to say about other tech matters, too. BardBlog?
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PS3s piling up and collecting dust on store shelves as Wii consoles are scooped up the minute they roll in
source: gwn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(630)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Mars probe may have spotted Sojourner Rover
source: science.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man patents method of generating hydrogen from lightning strikes. Turns out Doc Brown may have been on to something, after all
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(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dante's face wasn't even supposed to be reconstructed from his skull that day
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Tech e-Blog)
 
 
 
ASIMO by Honda now does things that ED-209 can not, like walk down stairs
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(engadget)
 
 
 
Jobs: "Apple is going to reinvent the phone... blah blah blah." LG: "*Ahem.* Uh... hi? I said, *Ah-CHOKE COUGH CHOKE CAN I GET A MEDIC HERE?*"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CES 2007 slideshow with plenty of booth babes
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(7)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
C-NET provides thirteen reasons consumers should doubt the Apple iPhone hype. "The thing sucks donkey balls" notably left off list
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(58)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Here's the mainstream media with a breathless report on how many Ebay feedback ratings are manipulated. If you can imagine such a dastardly thing
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Five percent of Canadians report "medically unexplained" conditions, see doctors far less entertaining than Hugh Laurie
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(6)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Be warned, spoon-benders... James Randi is rolling out Million-Dollar Challenge 2.0
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(258)
 
(The Student Operated Press)
 
 
 
"Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories" for the PSP
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(15)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Red Hot Chili Peppers may fight cancer. What I got I'm gonna get it put it in you, what I got I'm gonna get it put it in you
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(68)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How Apple could fight Cisco
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome, citizens of France, to MySpace... uh, mon espace. Whatever. Surrender
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First artificial heart donated to Smithsonian. Dick Cheney seen hovering around it, wishing he had a heart
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(4)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Unusually warm waters attracting dolphins, soon to evolve into guidos, close to Long Island's shores
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mini-Googles are proliferating like mad across the Intarweb. Experts predict they will soon merge and grow self-aware, take over the ship's systems and hold the crew hostage until that damn scientist surrenders
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(10)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New spam mail targets paranoid idiots who will believe that someone might send an assasin after them and that the hitman can be bought off
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(12)
 
(Some Man, Dog)
 
 
 
Sega threatens YTMND with legal action over Sonic jokes, completely unaware that the biggest Sonic joke is the latest game
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(73)
 
(Google)
 
Video
 
Skinny ties? Check. Huge glasses? Yup. Actress on crack at the seven-minute mark? Yup. It's the Windows 386 promo video
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spas are raking in money treating "BlackBerry Thumb," stiff necks from typing on laptops and skin irritations caused by cellphone overuse. No word on if they also treat the blisters you'll get while getting off my lawn
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(5)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Military base deals with cane-toad infestation by giving them free housing to live in until they can be gassed and turned into fertilizer
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(7)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
AT&T to phase out the Cingular name and logo over the next few months. This makes perfect sense, because the majority of today's teenage cell phone owners will associate a 100-year-old company their grandmother had with style
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(33)
 
(eCanadaNow)
 
 
 
By knowing more than one language, researchers from Toronto say you can delay the onset of dementia symptoms
source: ecanadanow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Wiitards cautioned to warm up before playing video games or risk career-ending injuries or some damn thing
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered artifacts suggest modern man arrived in Europe 45,000 years ago, took a look at the Irish and left, never to return
source: earthtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Conspiratorial Guy)
 
 
 
Panoramic View of Suposed Moon Surface. How many incongruities can you see?(with audio of lunar landing goodness)
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(28)
 
(Nanobliss.com)
 
 
 
The coolest gallery of fabricated carbon nanotube structures you'll see today
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Climate change has gotten so bad that newly discovered species don't even have spend a few decades being overhunted before they can be put on the endangered species list
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(6)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Japan to iPhone... "Welcome to like a few years ago"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nintendo records best holiday season in U.S. video game history. But our princess is in another castle
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AAA unveils new online gas station locator. AARP's online farmer's market locator still in development
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Despite the mountain of newfangled mobile devices and PC-bound applications on display here, the old-fashioned boob tube has emerged as something of a retro darling at the Consumer Electronics Show"
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(4)
 


Thu January 11, 2007
(Local6)
 
 
 
Scientists develop retinal chips to treat blind cats. Still no cure for cancer
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Tech Web)
 
 
 
Invisible RFID ink safe for branding cattle, people. Because people just love to be branded like cattle
source: techweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest tin foil ship floating on nothing you'll see all day
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(104)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
British government tells schools to steer clear of Vista
source: news.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Mac flaw puts Safari surfers at risk. Buh, buh, but it's Mac
source: news.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Step 1: Develop a camera that can see through walls. Step 2: Sell it to the military and police. Step 3: Profit
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's VHS vs. Betamax all over again: Porn industry chooses HD-DVD
source: tgdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Women's Health)
 
 
 
Women urged to play videogames with their men. That's fine and all BUT IF YOU MISS THIS F*CKING JUMP AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU biatch
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(69)
 
(Bitsofnews.com)
 
 
 
Global warming helps Norwegian archaeologists discover eighth-century Viking burial grounds. Suck it, treehuggers
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(20)
 
(WFAA Dallas)
 
 
 
Shocked parents are upset that devices which connect to the Internet can be used to aquire pornography. Today's example: Nintendo Wii
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(161)
 
(Spaceweather.com)
 
 
 
Photo gallery of the comet McNaught currently passing by, sure to knock your Nikes off
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(13)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Experts think risk of new SARS outbreak is low. But please CONTINUE TO PANIC
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(macdailynews.com)
 
 
 
"We call them craplets," the official said. The term is a contraction of the words "crap" and "applet". Captain Obvious just wants to flush the whole mess and buy a Mac
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(37)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Mars Surveyor was killed by software patch Tuesday
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have you been struggling with people staring at you while you watch porn on your I-pod? Well, then you need the new porn privacy video goggles
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(17)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
EBay has agreed to buy sports ticket reseller StubHub for roughly 310 million dollars. A+++ link, would read again
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
China's blogging population reaches 20 million, which is coincidentally the number of new jail cells being built in the Chinese hinterlands
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
WoW expansion gets 16th January release date. Analysts expected 14th February, the date most players have money to spend
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to fight cancers by infecting them with viruses
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
PC battery backup comes with built in flashlight. Obvious tag shakes head and says "why didn't I think of that?"
source: blogs.pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Ueba)
 
 
 
You cannot handle the awesome power of War Scooter: No comment from Guerrilla Kermit, Mercenary Fozzie
source: ueba.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(RoughlyDrafted)
 
 
 
Macworld: Ten Myths of the Apple iPhone
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(48)
 
(News-Leader)
 
 
 
Geologist sues college professor for libel in a plan to re-establish himself as a gneiss guy
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(13)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
PC World Editor Ctrl+Alt+Deleted
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(131)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New animation helps autistic children understand human emotions, presumably by looping the same five minutes of footage for six solid hours
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(11)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Timeline: 50 Years of Hard Drives
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that fancy new iPhone Apple unveiled yesterday? Turns out Cisco Systems trademarked "iPhone" back in 2000. Oops
source: dmwmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obesity operations jump in United States. Maybe it would be better to have the patients jumping
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh does not get Star Trek metaphors
source: rushlimbaugh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 


Wed January 10, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine things wrong with the iPhone, and why it won't be Apple's killer app
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
After destroying you in Command and Conquer 3, your opponent will now be able to send you a 10-second video clip of his victory dance. Because what you really want to see after losing a game is another guy's penis
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(25)
 
(Engadget.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Emmy that Sony won for the SIXAXIS controller? Not so fast
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Bluetooth MP3 watch. It stores up to 1GB of MP3/WMA tunes and streams them wirelessly to a set of Bluetooth speakers or headphones. And projects the time into your brain. Possibly
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, where's all that evidence for global warming? Oh
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Anthropologist believes that skin is the most underappreciated of our organs. Submitter disagrees on a personal level
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(15)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA is out of ideas - Mars Rovers 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Honda unveils next-generation NSX, sports V10 engine
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
New gadget keeps track of your fat. Apparently, your pants weren't doing a good enough job
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surprise Democrats don't care about your privacy any more than Republicans do
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(67)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bug found in Apple bug-fix tool that allows your standard "take over the whole OS with root permissions" exploit
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(22)
 
(Punch Jump)
 
 
 
Wii, schoolgirl panties outsell PS3 in Japan
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apple drops "Computer" from name because they can't compete
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British history sleuths say they have uncovered new evidence to solve one of the great riddles of ancient Greece -- pinpointing the ancient island of Ithaca, home of Homer's legendary hero Odysseus
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(84)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Just when you could barely afford 1080p HDTV, here comes 2160p Quad HDTV
source: realtechnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Five gayest NES characters of all time. Birdo's "Oh face" unavailable for comment. Oh Oh Oh Oh! You know what I'm talking about
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mutant gene influences craving for alcohol, making most Farkers eligible for membership in the X-Men
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(76)
 
(Some Media Watchdog)
 
 
 
One: Brian Williams interviews NOAA official, who says recent warm weather caused by El Nino. Two: ??? Three: Recent warm weather not caused by El Nino, but global warming
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How Apple kept the iPhone a secret for 30 months. Bogus prototypes, bullying the press, stifling pillow talk -- all to keep iPhone under wraps. Pillow talk monitoring?
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(184)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cranky.com joins the ever-increasing number of senior-oriented websites. Submitter predicts that SeniorFark.com will feature "Damn Kids on Lawn" and "Saggies" tags
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(11)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
Video
 
I for one welcome our new robotic ornithopter overlords
source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NSA helped Microsoft develop security for Vista. Also helped with "Microsoft Secret Flight To Undisclosed Location Simulator X"
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists working on making Idaho potatoes better. Still no plans to make Idaho better
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caffeine can help post-workout pain. No word on whether Irish coffee is okay too
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain plans moon mission, just as soon as they can get Martin Landau and Barbara Bain to kiss and make up
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First security flaw detected in Vista
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Genes, lifestyle, naked pictures of Bea Arthur found to boost risk of blindness in the elderly
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apple ready to grab its ankles over Cisco's "iPhone" trademark
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(44)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
2007 Detroit North American International Auto Show preview pictures
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(67)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Research institute develops technology that can read what people think by measuring changes in blood flow in their brains. For example, a sudden, massive flow to lower in the body means, "Gee, she's cute"
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(2)
 


Tue January 09, 2007
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Another media milestone reached -- the word "pwned" appears on the editorial page of a mainstream metropolitan daily
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(119)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you have a copy of Windows Office with a Brazilian Portuguese grammar analyzer, Microsoft wants to get in touch with you
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New therapy for Chronic Fatigue Sympton to enter clinical trials. You would have submitted this if you'd had the energy
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iconic "pillars of creation" photographed by Hubble telescope in 1995 destroyed by exploding star
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(23)
 
(PCWorld)
 
Video
 
I, for one, bow before our new Dragonfly overlords
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cutting down to half a pack per day doesn't improve smoker's health because they just suck deeper on their cancer sticks to get their precious nicotine
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(50)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Revamped Infiniti QX56 SUV does 188 mph right out of the box. Says so right on the label
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Horny Brazilian judge reverses YouTube ban
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apple unveils long-awaited iPhone. For only $499, you too can be like Steve Jobs and prank call Starbucks in public
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(834)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $349, you'd be hard-pressed to find a worse way to spend it than on the new Robot Elvis. Thank you. Thank you very much
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(22)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Casio celebrates release of its one billionth calculator by releasing list of words that can be spelled using keypad and turning unit upside down. "5318008" tops the list
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(69)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA finally joins the 20th century, officially adopts metric system
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(28)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Guitar Hero 2" coming for the 360. Here are a few of the new songs
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(42)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
Giga please
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
'Second Life' opens source code, giving basement dwellers one more reason never to see sunshine, women's genitalia
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(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Astronomers may detect civilizations within 30 light years of Earth using radio leakage, expect to find aliens still pissed off about Star Trek Enterprise
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
High definition disc war will continue until one is victorious. Whoever wins, we lose
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorola music handset marries Microsoft, Linux. We hear the reception was excellent
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(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Sony President: "If we had simply done a mild upgrade to the PS2 and not pushed the envelope so hard, it would have been easier on ourselves. However, if we did that every time, we wouldn't be Sony"
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(93)
 
(extremetech)
 
 
 
Solid capacitor motherboards are coming. Flux capacitor motherboards not expected for another few years
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(31)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Just for showing up, four in ten products at CES get to run logos saying they won show awards. In related news, CES wins Fark's "Best of Grade Inflation" award
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A company comes out with a GPS for dogs. Your dog will make it home for steak
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(5)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
If you're interested in being tasered for fun, the line starts in Las Vegas
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(2)
 
(KCBD-TC)
 
 
 
Woman buys xBox 360 from Wal-Mart, finds nothing but dirty drawers, socks inside
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Princeton researchers alert HD DVD and Blu-ray makers that their encryption has already been hacked. Obvious tag too busy watching downloaded copies to comment
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Milk cancels out health benefits of tea. It's as if millions of free radicals cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's craziest roller coaster has 14 inversions and is "4th dimensional"
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(158)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yahoo redesigns its Web search engine to suck on cell phones too
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(12)
 


Mon January 08, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"An Introduction to Planetary Defense: A Study of Modern Warfare Applied to Extra-Terrestrial Invasion"
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X revealed, boasts a 2.5L 300hp engine
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Apple iPhone will be a challenge. "It will be too hard. Don't do it," croons Gates
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's easier to find video of a dead Saddam Hussein on the Internet than ones of him alive as another one hits the tubes
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(111)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
Video
 
Someone's adapted iRobot's new iRobot Create robot to be controlled by a hamster running round a wheel. Mark my words, this will all end badly for the human race, in some kind of furry cyborg revolution. Or something
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that liquids make up 22 percent of average American's diet, with the exception of Drew, whose diet consists of mostly beer
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Detroit Auto Show: In past years it's been an innovative meeting of the minds, now it's the last stop before the unemployment line
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(20)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Survey concludes that 1 in 5 managers are reading your email in the bathroom. Enjoy your desk side sammich while on the company laptop
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(49)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British residents can sign up for MI5 email list that will warn them when terror levels increase, or when new H3rBL V14gRa becomes available
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(28)
 
(The News Tribune)
 
 
 
This headline about the Macworld expo is already longer (and half as obvious) as this article about the Macworld expo
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dupont, eager to avoid inevitable lawsuits, pulls out of agreement to dump detoxified nerve gas into the Delaware River
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(11)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The deluge of spam is likely to be even greater this year, so you should fry up some rice now and try to make the best of a bad situation
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(7)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Why can't Yahoo stop websites that it hosts from bamboozling other Yahoo users? Company's answer smells phishy
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(5)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking plans to further pimp out his wheelchair with rocket boosters, go to space in 2009
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(20)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
RoboSalmon developed to monitor real fish, find Sarah Codder
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(17)
 
(textfiles.com)
 
 
 
Tired of thousand of Myspace mouthbreathers hotlinking his grim reaper graphic, a webmaster replaces it with a goatse image. Gaping anal hilarity ensues, to the tune of 78,000 'fans'
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(178)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study finds brain scans can tell when a person will buy a certain product, meet Sarah Connor
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(4)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Girls more likely to gain weight between ages of nine and 12, post-marriage
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite the hysteria, study says teens safer on MySpace than previously thought. EVERYBODY PLACID
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(45)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
A 1995 list of Internet predictions proved surprisingly prescient. Except for that bit about the ascendance of Gopher
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(94)
 
(Some Troll)
 
 
 
"Steve Jobs should resign," says spokesman for The Institute for Saying Stupid Things to Boost Page Views
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(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having sex beforehand may help fear of public speaking. Suck it, um -- anyone
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(70)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Researchers find stem cells in amniotic fluid, which would permit stem cell research without destroying embryos. Suck it, Fundies
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sharp introduces gigantic 108-inch TV that's too big for your parents basement, as if you could could ever afford it anyway
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Zombies out to eat brains. New hotness: Zombies out to attack your computer and make you look like a criminal
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(21)
 
(CES)
 
 
 
Coolest singing robotic Elvis head you'll see today
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to make Silly Putty
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Presenting the strangest looking PC you'll see today: Sony VAIO TP1 Media Center PC
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Life on Mars may have been killed by Viking probe. You, for one, will welcome your new Terran overlords
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(25)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists create first-ever 3D map of universe's dark matter. You submitted this with a joke about Uranus
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(16)
 

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