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Sun December 17, 2006
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: New Nintendo Strap-on Pentrating Europe
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(26)
 
(U.S. Dept. Energy)
 
 
 
New Solar Cell Breaks the "40 Percent Efficient" Sunlight-to-Electricity Barrier. That's right, 40%. Suck it big oil. Suck it coal. That's right, suck it hard
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 5 high-tech keyboards that geeks drool over
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tech idiots tired of baselessly speculating about an Apple phone begin baselessly speculating about a Google phone
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(5)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Liars, use Skype at your peril"
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Custom-built Lego machine gun shoots 96 rounds per minute
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you moral? Take the test
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(102)
 
(Some COOL Guy)
 
 
 
Make Your Own Rocket Engines
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Inventor improves "The Clapper" by adding remote control, because clapping is hard, and remotes never get lost
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incredible Japanese case mod makes your house look ugly
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Recent article in "DUH" Journal of Science reports on Canadian funded study that finds people act differently when money is involved
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(5)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians cure diabetes in mice
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(27)
 


Sat December 16, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Buy receipt sells for $451 on eBay
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(55)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Just like every other gadget, light bulbs go flat
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds if watch an Adam Sandler in a movie theater you're more likely to laugh more than at home
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(46)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Lazy casting agents ask auditioning actors to post tapes on YouTube, then gauge reactions
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists create robot that can be controlled by human throught; unless Paris Hilton owns it. Then it's just a big paperweight
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(18)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
Coolest full-sized remote-controlled battle tank you will see today. With video deadliness
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(15)
 
(Doc Searls)
 
 
 
Telcos and cablecos think broadband access is a basic necessity for Americans and are drooling over the prospect of being the supplier
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(16)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases XNA Game Studio Express for public use, you can now legally make your own games and applications for the Xbox 360
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The first man to photograph the Chernobyl disaster
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Realizing that AOL sucks, AOL Europe CEO leaves after six weeks to take another job
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(14)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to make a warm can of Coke cold in under 2 minutes. Still no cure for RC Cola
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(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy would like to test a "blood substitute" on civilian trauma victims, but says it is "too risky" to use in military
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(48)
 


Fri December 15, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
All those trees that have been planted to combat global warming? All the ones that weren't planted in the tropics were just a waste of time
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(15)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Growing body of scientific research links marijuana use to mental problems, munchies
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(173)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates doesn't like DRM and says you should just "buy a CD and rip it". In other news, Gates has lost control of Microsoft or hasn't seen a copy of Vista or used a Zune recently
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(118)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If you are tempted to use phrases like "that creates a Venturi effect" or "I could almost accept it as an alien vagina" to describe your sex life, you might be doing something wrong
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists all giggly over some awesome dust
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(21)
 
(Gawker.com)
 
 
 
How much is that rapist in the window? Second Life players seeking to be violated for a price now have accomodations. Can I get a pile of ball torture with that?
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(101)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales of mining Helium-3 for use in fusion reactors
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM develops technology to verify drug authenticity. Reportedly, it will also separate buds from seeds
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
F-35 fighter safety completes first test flight - at only 6.9125 billion per minute
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(46)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
'I run gmake and gcc / and i ain't never called malloc without calling free'
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company attempts to develop neural network for water management, it comes out... somewhat confused. "The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup."
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(155)
 
(CIO Tech Informer)
 
 
 
Another day, another step closer to total domination of everything Internet-related: Google unveils online service for buying domain names
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(2)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Photoshop CS3 first look. Verdict: Submitter starting to visit the plasma donor center daily for extra cash to fund the purchase
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(29)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Annoy people at dinner with open source
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top ten junk science moments for 2006 that you might not have heard about. Suck it, liberal media
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(81)
 
(TCpalm)
 
 
 
Dancing makes patients breathe better, makes people click to lower their mortgage
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intelligence linked to vegetarianism. Submitter would wow you with my statistical analysis and quick wit on this matter, but is feeling a little tired
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(77)
 
(Playfuls.com)
 
 
 
Realizing that Cheetos powder and sweat stains are damn near impossible to remove, Nintendo nixes Wiistrap recall
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nintendo recalls 3.2M Wii straps, says users too dumb, threat to themselves
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(280)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
God tests our faith by creating simultaneous evidence of evolution and global climate change. That God; what a joker
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(41)
 
(Some Skeptic)
 
 
 
Gizmodo "guarantees" that the iPhone will be announced on Monday
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(18)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists find invisible mountains in Greenland. They would have been better off painting it pink and using the NMP field
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gore tells scientists to be "more vocal" on climate change. Including, presumably, those who question it, but he didn't actually mention them
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(56)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to get a job in the video game industry
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(26)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
You know the whole dark matter thing? Well yeah, maybe not so much. A group of physicists is arguing that our theory of gravity is simply wrong. Supporters of Intelligent Falling all a twitter
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(49)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes writer confesses to Warcraft addiction
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(36)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Warm weather leads grey seals to more grrr stampa stampa
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(25)
 


Thu December 14, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Astronauts rewire space station. If its anything like how your uncle rewires the Christmas lights, they're screwed
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(10)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sorry, no flying cars yet. You'll have to settle for a personal blimp
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Magnetic storm hits the Earth tonight. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(166)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In study sure to confuse fundamentalists and scientists alike, virgin birth produces stem cells
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wireless battery chargers. Hunh...whoda thunk?
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists looking at developing solid state refrigerator which uses magnets instead of refrigerant. Here comes the science
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sony is pretty lucky to have a mass shortage of PlayStation 3s this holiday season. It must be a lot more comforting to hear 'I want one' instead of 'I paid $600 for this?'"
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Too much exercise found to be bad for you, so logically no exercise must be best for you. At least submitter hopes so
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(108)
 
(GermanCarScene)
 
 
 
Audi aims for another LeMans win with the R10 Diesel, this time using biofuel
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(10)
 
(Some Hardware Guy)
 
 
 
Apple iPhone to ship H1 2007
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Analyst firm expects Microsoft anti-piracy efforts to backfire, send people to Linux. Some people even think that this is bad news
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(100)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
2006 highs and lows in gaming
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sony: Two million PS3s by the end of the year. Submitter: Shenanigans
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(42)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study shows that laughter really is contagious: They're coming to take me away, hee hee... they're coming to take me away, ho ho... won't you join me?
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention all global-warming alarmists: 2006 was not the warmest year on record. In fact, it's not even in the top five. Okay, so it's sixth, but that doesn't mean anything, right?
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(683)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Online shoppers have access to 26,000 websites but most only buy from 10, study finds. This story brought to you by TotalFark and $5 a month
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(19)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Lawsuit may determine whether compulsive Internet use should be recognized as an addiction
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(65)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
In celebration of Google offering patent searches, here are the 17 patents for Perpetual Motion Machines
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Special heat-sensitive flash cameras deep in jungle destroyed by rare Sumatran tiger, or to use its scientific name, "Felis Russellius Croweus."
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(4)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple turns to Internet sperm after trying to conceive for seven years. Picture of couple proves Darwin knows what the hell he's doing
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(266)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists finally detect the top quark, by listening for it calling the other quarks its biatches
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(23)
 
(LynnNews)
 
 
 
Four-thousand-year-old Seahenge to rise again in 2008. Spongehenge remains undiscovered
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People claiming that their aching joints, heart palpitations and nausea are due to wi-fi networks
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(63)
 
(via Penny Arcade)
 
 
 
Sony admits to blog bust, trying to be too clever = old business people trying to sound hip
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(97)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Research company predicts blogging will peak, level off around 100 million by first half of 2007. Rumors that same company thought cellphone use would peak by 1994 unconfirmed
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Online bank fraud has increased by 8,000 percent, which is probably yet another case of too many zeros being added to a bank figure
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(16)
 
(LinuxWorld)
 
 
 
AMD seeks efficiency in making 45-nanometer chips
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vista will increase cost of average computer by 20 percent, study says. But hey, that's the price to pay for all that eye candy you'll have to turn off to make Office start in under four minutes
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
City of Berkeley, California regulates nanotechnology, treats it like hazardous wastes, seeks the tiniest hazmat team to wear the cutest little biohazard outfits they bought
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(7)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Friends and family help a man buy a new prosthetic leg with a built-in computer that helps him keep his balance. Family unaware that a leg actually cost an arm and leg
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cuba has the fewest cellphones in Western Hemisphere, probably because you can't build a raft out of them -- or perhaps because you can
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(33)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Germany's autobahn police have a new toy: The world's fastest police cruiser, with a top speed of 225 mph. Cup and doughnut holders optional
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(16)
 
(In The News)
 
 
 
New gel senses semen and devours it on contact. This gel, known as "Your Mom," is going to be useful in the fight against AIDS
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(133)
 
(Science Blog)
 
 
 
Study on male circumcision cut off early
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(20)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
People with rare genetic mutation don't feel pain, can't be reasoned with, never stop searching for Sarah Connor
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Technology munching fungus found in South America. Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
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(15)
 


Wed December 13, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms cure obsessive compulsive disorder. You submitted this headline over and over and over again
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This shuttle crew just can't get a break: Giant solar storm headed towards Earth
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Never has the submitter ever thought to see a news headline containing the phrase "cave snot"
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(13)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
AOL releases stripped down version of AIM, names it LAIM
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mammals may have flown before birds. Suck it, Tweety
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(29)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft building army of killer robots that will never be able to find Sarah Conner
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(10)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
If the USB Humping Dog did not excite you, how about a USB Pole Dancer
source: reghardware.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Elderly may soon get 'electronic pets' capable of holding conversations, telling jokes and performing important stair-pushing functions
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(15)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Astronauts doze while solar flares hit space station. Awful Fantastic Four sequel now fast tracked
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Merchants: eBay express sucks, nobody browses or buys our crap. eBay: Working as intended
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Vault Dweller)
 
 
 
Interplay developing MMORPG based on the Fallout Games. Hopefully, developers will pretend "Fallout Tactics" never existed
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(58)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Apple Computer announces iFlood at their Cupertino,CA headquarters
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A first look at Firefox 3 Alpha, the future of rock 'n roll
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(41)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Put your old USB flash drives to use. No, collecting dust, stuffing a drawer and choking landfills are not useful
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mathematician figures out how to divide by zero by inventing the number "nullity." It's naught news, it's Fark.com
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida sues AOL for lousy customer service. AOL counters with "O YEAH well ur stupid" uppercut. Cripple fight
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(6)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft has no plans to release a Vista application compatibility chart, mostly because Notepad is the only thing that runs correctly
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
By 2050, $1,000 worth of computing will equal the processing power of all human brains on earth. But all this submitter can think of is creating a real life copy of Angelina Jolie for his own... ahem... personal use
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM and Yahoo teaming up to take on Google, immediately commence mission of pissing into the wind
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(5)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In an effort to solidify themselves as the cream of the crop of the online music world, Apple announces iTunes sales declined by over 58 percent since last January
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(44)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Google changes stock options, allows employees to sell options directly, avoiding IRS craziness. Analysts call it "revolutionary." IRS just calls Cornwallis
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Utah scientists invent molecular anti-AIDS condom, available in jumbo-sized 10-wife economy packs
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(5)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds people who can write with both their right and left hands also tend to swing both ways
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A simple sea creature could solve the world's global warming problem. If you guessed "great white shark to eat all the Americans, Indians and Chinese," please read on
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists at Cornell that got their ass beat on a daily basis in high school finds that teens do stupid things not because they think they're invulnerable but because they want to look cool
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Group of Brits rescue a steam engine from Bosnia and plan to ship it back to the UK. Fail to have sex with girls ever
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox sites (myspace.com) bigger than Jesu -- er -- Yahoo
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(33)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Solar tsunami causing radiation wave, disrupting satellites. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(19)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Apple computers couldn't get any worse looking
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We can split the atom, send men to the moon, discover planets unfathomably far away... yet scientists are still baffled by the Great Question of "How the heck do raindrops form, anyway?"
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Geminid meteor shower to peak Wednesday night. Shuttle is in orbit. What could possibly go wrong?
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(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
More Wii-tards: A roundup of personal and property damage inflicted by new Wii owners (pics)
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you hear someone laughing at a joke, you automatically laugh at it too. Finally, the reason Dane Cook and his stupid, grating laugh are so popular has been discovered
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(31)
 
(Some Googleplex)
 
 
 
Six reasons why Google sucks. When I did this search on Google, it only gave me three reasons
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(23)
 
(Some Cancerous Family)
 
 
 
A Washington State family that has lost nine members to pancreatic cancer is helping scientist understand the disease and maybe the reason God hates that family so much
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(4)
 
(Life Hacker)
 
 
 
Just not natural: How to run Windows and Mac apps side-by-side with Parallels
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(26)
 
(Some Anal Guy)
 
 
 
How to clean your Mighty Mouse without taking it apart. Intricate tag needed
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(21)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why online should be off limits in the bedroom
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(30)
 
(ArsTechnica)
 
 
 
LCD makers probed for price fixing
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(5)
 
(SpaceRef.com)
 
 
 
What device was just spotted on this shuttle mission that has 400 times the CPU power and 80 times the memory of the avionics computers and can even survive a year date rollover? With pics
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(112)
 


Tue December 12, 2006
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens are making taser-like weapons out of disposable cameras. And you thought science wasn't useful
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(27)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Gamespot gives us a side by side graphics comparrison of the PS3 and the XBOX 360. your favorite console sucks
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(55)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Germans drafting a law that will consider acts of cruelty against "human-looking videogame characters" as reason enough to fine, imprison
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(161)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
75% of internet users now on broadband tubes. Other 25% still on dial-up tubes
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man lost his sexual inhibition after a workplace accident. Subby's wife lost hers after a couple of beers
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reestablishing himself as the World's Dumbest Fanboy, MSNBC's Gary Krakow gets all hot and bothered over the Macbook's "bells and whistles," such as a screen, USB ports, Ethernet port, and headphone jack
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The goggles, they do something
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(5)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario to open infectious disease centre, touted to your one-stop-shop for infectious diseases this Christmas
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to Google: When "acquiring" Yahoo's IE7 template, don't forget to get rid of the Yahoo Toolbar screenshot. Just sayin'
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA won't put a price tag on moon base budget...mostly because they are waiting to see if Spielberg is avaliable to direct or if they will have to go with an unknown
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Citing the 'What could possibly go wrong?' engineering tenet, NASA experts don't think any further inspection of the shuttle's heat shield is needed
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turtles may well be immortal. I for one welcome.. well you get the idea
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(123)
 
(Stage Select)
 
 
 
Microsoft finally admits pro--b-l-l-lems with wirePSSSHHHHless headse--DISCONNECTED
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(8)
 
(Some NASA Guy)
 
 
 
The best meteor shower of the year peaks this week on Thursday, Dec. 14th: The 2006 Geminid Meteor Shower, caused by something but no one knows what
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(75)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Fable 2 announced. This time it will be the greatest RPG ever
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Txt mssgng 2 dbl in 5 yrs. OMFG
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A gene discovered six years ago is linked to pancreatic cancer
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(8)
 
(EE Times)
 
 
 
New 512-core computer chip created. Will be capable of generating up to 7 frames a second in Duke Nukem Forever
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study suggests that snails may help make your pain escargot away
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(5)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
9 out of 10 IT decision makers love the Microsoft/Novell Linux deal ... according to a survey by (you guessed it) Microsoft and Novell
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(10)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Scientists to create new universe in labratory. What could possibly go wrong?
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember 15 years ago when scientists were complaining that acid rain was killing the Appalachian forests? Well, it didn't, and now they're complaining the rain isn't acidic enough
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(19)
 
(Some HaOSXor)
 
 
 
Sick of expensive Apple hardware? OSx86 is here
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(57)
 
(Some Giz)
 
 
 
Apple Claims Ownership of Silhoutte Ads, Wants Sex Toy To Stop Using Them. With silhouette pic goodness
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Initial study finds testing on primates is essential for medical research. Full report due 28 Days Later
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another day, another transistor world speed record set
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(6)
 
(Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
VA legislature to require sex offenders to register their Myspace profiles
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Humanity about to make major population shift, as urban dwellers set to outnumber rural dwellers
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(68)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fox, Viacom, CBS, NBC in talks to create site to rival YouTube
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(70)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Federal testing fails to find green onions as source of E. coli outbreak at Taco Bell restaurants. Will now have to find new reason to explain customers, vomiting, having diarrhea after eating
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(55)
 
(Mac Merc)
 
 
 
And His Steveness did give his commands unto the multitudes, saying unto them "Bring me the child that beareth the holy Apple mark." And lo they did ride out unto all the lands, until The Chosen One was found
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smoking may worsen knee arthritis, cause pants fires
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases new robotics development kit, making is easier for the home builder to search for Sarah Conner
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McAfee warns that using a search engine can take you to sites that install malware or try to hijack your computer, particularly if you're using the browser to hunt for pr0n
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(8)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Cyberschools flunk audit; students not all above average and good-looking like it says on their MySpace pages
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(2)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
FDA approves the first over-the-counter laser hair removal system. What could possibly go wrong?
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(20)
 
(Nature.com)
 
 
 
Scientist identify chemical markers in sleepy people's drool. Still no cure for cancer
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(4)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists debunk myth that different kinds of drinks affect you in different ways. "A lot of this is folk memories and cultural hangovers. It depends on what mood you were in when you started drinking and the social context"
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(224)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cow emissions are responsible for 18 percent of the global warming effect. Eat mor stake
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India releasing 47 leopards into the wild. However, if they break parole, eat anyone, or steal babies, they are coming right back for the remainder of their sentence
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(12)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
CNET reports Microsoft doesn't want the Zune to get "lost in the shuffle". That's a pretty small Ipod for the Zune to get lost inside of
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(18)
 
(TTAC)
 
 
 
Physicist claims automobiles are only 1% efficient with their energy usage, which leaving lots of room for improvements in materials and mass customization of cars in the future
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists: "A small-scale nuclear war would have far reaching consequences for the global climate". Because thats whats really scary about nuclear war
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York subway graffiti problem blamed on ... the Internet?
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A century old hut in the Antarctic found nearly intact with seal meat, cabbage an a hot cocoa sampler
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK may issue oil ration cards soon, Brits to start running their cars on Marmite
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(16)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female geckoes have discovered a way to simulate sex and produce fertilized eggs, rendering the male geckoes redundant. At least they saved a bunch of money on their car insurance
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist at UV Solar Care devise new weapons against the sun. Montgomery Burns unavailable for comment
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(15)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
National Geographic's top ten stories of '06: come for the boobies, stay for the science
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(39)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides he'd rather use a Mac. News: His statement is used as evidence in court. Fark: He's the chief of Windows development at Microsoft
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(21)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Cows cause more global warming than cars, aren't as good for dates
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(23)
 


Mon December 11, 2006
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Which Vista Edition is Right for You?
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(65)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
6 year old child dying from an incurable disease is on his way home after stem cells from an aborted fetus were successfully transplanted into his brain. We should have legislation in place to prevent such tragedies
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why go to the CIA for intelligence when you have Google?
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(12)
 
(games industry)
 
 
 
In one month, Sony has eliminated all of its PS3 manufacturing problems and will ship one million more units by the end of the year. Still working on the "it costs *how* much?" problem
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dutch pull the plug on analog TV broadcasts, leaving those without HDTVs rudderless
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does sex cure pimples? It's not new zits Fark.com
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(46)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Is our children learning? Latest culprit for diminishing motor skills among children: Magic markers
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(10)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Arctic ice could disappear by the summer of 2040. Learn to swim
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baby plesiosaur bones found in Antarctic. Disney-Pixar project set for Summer 2007 release
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(11)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"Experts" are a VERY puzzled BODY of scientists after bird flu PANdemic doesn't develop as the initially predICted
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(19)
 
(Some Jelly Belly Junkie)
 
 
 
Jelly beans just as effective as Gatorade in enhancing athletic performance. Still less effective when dumped on coach to celebrate big win
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(9)
 
(Mail)
 
 
 
Peanut allergies may be caused by overprotective parents
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(12)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
More Americans are turning towards LASIK to hrlp tyem wjth tgier vsiom porbmkes
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(14)
 
(Some asimo)
 
 
 
Robot falls on his asimo
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(31)
 
(BBSNews)
 
 
 
Study finds moderate marijuana use helpful for ADHD cocaine addicts. It's pot news, it's Fark.com
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The well-informed geek's holiday gift guide
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(2)
 
(utexas.edu)
 
 
 
Apparently, first photograph ever taken was of Pyramid Head
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(11)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Mexican drug cartels now using YouTube to send death threats to one another
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(6)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
College to offer the first Robotics Engineering major in America, with a minor in Finding Sarah Connor
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new shirt allows a person to receive a hug via bluetooth phone
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(14)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
While other states have rolling libraries and blood-donation centers, Alabama is the only state that has its own rolling mortuary, plus a 40-member disaster team of morticians to man it
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(11)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Infrequent drinkers take more sick days due to hangovers than habitual drinkers. There has to be some way to use this data to convince companies that giving us free beer is in their best interest
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists looking into the many mysteries of squirrels, their massive nutsacks
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(11)
 
(Some iPod Guy)
 
 
 
Print ad for the Apple iPhone?
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(30)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Study suggests left-handers may be better at gaming. Ned Flanders approves
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Government restores $3.5M prize fund for automated car race. It's bot news, it's Fark.com
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(11)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Have a problem monitoring portion sizes? The talking plate will do it for you. Brought to you by the inventor of the musical condom
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(8)
 
(TechWorld)
 
 
 
IBM has built a new type of storage device that they claim is 500 times faster than Flash. In other news, IBM about to get their asses kicked by the rest of the JLA
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If the U.S. goes to war with Iran, it could be all Google's fault
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This man is starting a company to make free software even freer, and somehow make everyone involved a boatload of money. It sounds preposterous, yes, but that's what people told him when he invented Wikipedia
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five techie guitars you can't buy
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(20)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Hackers have already cracked Vista's copy-protection scheme with virtual server named for Bill Gates' wife
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(31)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Post-launch shuttle inspection complete, and all look good... if you don't count the "four very minor impacts." What could possibly go wrong?
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(70)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft touts the economic boon that Vista will bring to the rest of the tech industry, providing employment for legions of programmers who'll spend the next decade laboring to patch its bugs, malware and security flaws
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(13)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inkjet printer for stem cells may be able to repair tissue. Scientists still unsure what "PC Load Letter" means
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sweden sends its first astronaut into space; apparently no one was expecting him
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(9)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Galapagos show remarkable population growth. Conservationists blame it on the love of the boobies
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An amazing panorama from Apollo 17 featuring Astronaut Jack Schmitt running toward the lunar rover
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
Amazing transforming table. Can be problematic when it leaves the house to look for the energon cube
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(20)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Curiously creative mint tins
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(2)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Army in Afghanistan tries to defeat Taliban by bombarding their cellphones with text messages. 'Im in ur country killing ur doods'
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Census reveals there are some pretty cool animals at the bottom of the ocean
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