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Sun December 10, 2006
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(thestar.com.my)
 
 
 
Malaysian doctor writes about nasal problems people sometimes have. It's snot news, it's Fark.com
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(5)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hi-res photos of last night's shuttle launch
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You know all that "science" they've been using to convict arsonists over the years? Yeah, our bad
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(33)
 
(some silo)
 
 
 
You too can live in an abandoned Atlas-F Missile Silo with plenty of pic goodness
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(25)
 
(Some Scientist Guy)
 
 
 
U.N. finally amits the theory that human activity causes global warming is a hoax
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alterna-fuel RV takes family cross-country on $47 of diesel
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(10)
 
(Some Artist)
 
 
 
Coolest modern technology space battleship you'll see all week. Your dog wants a spacesuit
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dragon appears in Jilin Province
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neatest chart of climate change ever
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(40)
 


Sat December 09, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Televised Open University programs will come to an end in Britain next week after more than 30 years of lulling drunken Brits to sleep with 5 a.m. lectures on particle physics and hydrocarbon bonds
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
More proof that we need to destroy the sun before it destroys us: solar storm so powerful it made buildings catch on fire
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(115)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Meet entomologist Justin Schmidt, stung by over 150 insects on 6 continents and author of the definitve work on insect stings, the "Justin O. Schmidt Sting Pain Index"
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Criminal gangs paying for IT students to become hackers
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Windows Vista to have an immediate impact on new computers. Bloatware? DRM? Compatibility issues? Well, yes, but the article is on the cost of building a new PC
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Prostate robot is finally getting some respect
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clock speed is soo 2006. The new debate between Intel and AMD is the number of cores a processor has
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now you can get a facial from Starbucks (pic)
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(20)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Unboxing: the new geek porn
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
How to: find the hidden game in Excel 2000
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(29)
 
(bit-tech)
 
 
 
Professional gamers to be drug tested. In future news, thousands of gamers disqualified for caffeine abuse
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(26)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
20 things you didn't know about rats
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(100)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Average American's 'carbon footprint' works out to 19 tons a year, or almost twice the average British one
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(43)
 


Fri December 08, 2006
(Some Beekeeper)
 
 
 
100-million-year old bee found in amber. No word on when the theme park opens
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(17)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
US scientist says there are plenty of fish in the sea, adds that he's big-boned with a nice personality, and when it's right, he'll know it
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(7)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Why is it so difficult to launch a space shuttle? It ain't rocket science, people
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Planetary threesome set for this weekend. Fortunately, Uranus not involved
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 25 web sites from 1994
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(72)
 
(LG to GIF, DIT)
 
 
 
The coolest video of a solar tsunami you might ever see
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New software can detect eBay auction fraud. EBay listings soon to fall by 50%
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists extract vanilla from cow dung
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 7 kids' health myths every mom should ignore
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(171)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Wii being played on a 1.5 inch TV
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(29)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft will not patch critical hole in Office software during the next 'patch Tuesday'. SysAdmins seen stocking up on redbull and AV licenses
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(7)
 
(Some G5)
 
 
 
In another stroke of marketing genius, Apple may be building a videogame console. Because when you think Apple, you think videogames
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(85)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New 3D graphics software so advanced and realistic, they're calling it "4D". Experts vague on how CGI can travel through time
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New hope for people with Spinal Cord Injuries -- Christopher Reeve's therapy helps 3 year old boy walk again
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(92)
 
(Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover groupers and moray eels cooperate and hunt together, on porpoise, not just for the halibut
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(22)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Viagra: is there anything it can't do?
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Malaria aids AIDS
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coolest concept cars you'll see all week
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Hackers Crack Microsoft VISTA Really Not News: Took less than a month. Fark: MS claims this is proof that they needed arsine registration system in the first place
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(277)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
16% of socially inept teens use IM-ing to dump someone
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(170)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Kevin Rose runs at the mouth, reveals proprietary Apple info: new iPhone will have 2 batteries (1 for phone, 1 for music), slide-out keyboard, either 4 GB or 8GB size, sell for $249 or $449
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(14)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
James Kim got lost because Google Maps gave him bad directions
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefly MMORPG on the way. I'll be in my bunk
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(250)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in...Hurricane Season 2007 Hype has officially begun
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shuttle may launch Saturday, when it will either be sunny or cloudy, depending on the weather
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drug maker develops chewable contraceptive, for women who don't like to swallow. Pills, that is
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(69)
 
(Curbly)
 
 
 
How to turn a CD holder into a reusable toilet paper dispenser
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The first big target of Australian stem cell research will be a cure for diabetes. Sweet
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Congress declares war on autism. Autism responds by putting all of its toy cars in a straight line, then sitting there looking at them while repeatedly flapping its arms and rocking back and forth
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(36)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New improved yeast may produce new improved (well stronger) drinks
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(4)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Frog frozen solid at -18° C defrosted and revived, goes searching for his old buddy the Encino Man
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(10)
 


Thu December 07, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every gangsta needs a bulletproof grill
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(4)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Sunset on Mars. The Sun is there
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(26)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Live feed from NASA TV - watch the shuttle launch... meh. Scrubbed
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(358)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Good news: New drug works better than Viagra. Bad news: Must be injected at the base of your wanker. "You may feel a bit of a prick"
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(24)
 
(Dailytech)
 
 
 
Apple's latest offering: iTrash
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain bans teaching "intelligent design" as an alternative to evolution. "One is science -- a rational thought process which will carry us forward into the indefinite future. The other is a cop-out"
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Worm visits MySpace, tries to hook up with centipedes in your vagina
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll finds teens are more likely than adults to use instant messenging
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the election over, and no new pretty white woman dead or missing, CNN decides to again take up the mantle of the "Deadly Bird FLU OGM WTF"
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hominid fossil found at South Africa's "Cradle of Humankind" may be younger than first thought. Suck it, evolutionists
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(26)
 
(Funhouse)
 
 
 
Amazing 3D image reconstruction
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(24)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Russia hears NASA is going to the Moon. Asks for ride, offers gas money and snacks for the trip
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(85)
 
(Some Happy Little Trees)
 
 
 
Painting happy little trees in your living room once again. Wii plans Bob Ross video game
source: destructoid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Teenagers' gadgets, just like teenagers themselves, found to be a huge waste of energy
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(5)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
Christmas tree made out of Mountain Dew cans
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
China decides the Blu-Ray/HD-DVD debate is not big enough and introduces another format for DVDs. Thanks China
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(24)
 
(Some)
 
 
 
GM wins L.A. Auto Show Design Challenge, with a concept for a hydrogen-cell Hummer that makes oxygen by photosynthesis
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(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Trial shows schizophrenia drug effective. Trial, what trial? Why was there a trial? Where's my tin foil? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's survey question that makes you go "Huh?": "U.S. adults see nanotech as less risky than guns"
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(33)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Encourage huge call-center outsourcing industry operating on a shoestring budget using non-taxed VOIP. Step 2: Outlaw business use of non-taxed VOIP. Step 3: Profit... oops, I meant "watch your amazing imploding economy"
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Juvenile obesity and undeserved instant celebrity not just for Americans anymore: "Little Fatty" is the latest sensation in web-crazy China. With video of the fat fark
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And from the "Let's Pull Statistics out of our Ass" Department: Calif. construction pollution killed 1,100 in '05
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
From sci-fi to sci-fact
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(21)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Tang and freeze-dried ice cream aren't the only menu items in orbit anymore. Now your tax dollars are being wasted on shrimp cocktail and turkey tetrazzini
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(16)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross Gene Simmons with a flying mouse? The tube-lipped nectar bat, whose licking reach is longer than its whole body
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Step-by-step instructions for getting a live person on the phone for iTunes customer support
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(15)
 


Wed December 06, 2006
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fiction: A drunken teenager can tip over a sleeping cow. Fact: It would take several semi-sober people and a paralyzed cow. Fark: This will not stop drunk teens from attemping to tip cows
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(136)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The music industry is releasing songs online in MP3 format saving the consumer countless minutes transferring the songs themselves
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(26)
 
(Macworld)
 
 
 
If your WoW fansite's home page suddenly sports the FBI logo and a statement saying it's been seized by the government, be advised that the FBI doesn't have the power to do that. Yet
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft expects one million Zunes to be sold by June 2007... or 2008... or maybe 2009...
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Amazon buys a chunk of Wikia. What could possibly go wrong?
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(122)
 
(Some IT Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft's latest bloatware blunder: Only six percent of business PCs meet system requirements
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA: New study of photographs taken from orbit suggests liquid water flowed on surface -- as recently as several years ago. Or, it's oil. U.S. to announce invasion plans to liberate the Nartian people
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(150)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
A "Mr. Smith" wants to register the domain name "signin-ebay-c.com." Anyone with a nose can smell a phisher here. So why sell him the name? I mean, aside from the fee?
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple disputes report that says its computers are used more by the hip-replacement crowd than the hip crowd
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(95)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scientists name the land of lutefisk and Jell-o salad the U.S.'s healthiest state. The home of jambalya, gumbo and Big Gulp-sized cocktails called the unhealthiest. And scientists wonder why nobody listens to them
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(140)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Owens River gets water today... for the first time since 1913
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(8)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
"Second Life" is "not just a white middle-class geek tool" any more, says man whose business revolves around convincing record labels that "Second Life" isn't full of geeks. Go figure
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(12)
 
(engadget.com)
 
 
 
Nintendo's answer to all the damages caused by the Wii controller: Don't let go of it, dumbass
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
New Microsoft Word hack adds a specific string of characters to the end of a Word file, which corrupts your memory and leaves your computer wide open. Still no word on the "brown noise" hack for Windows Media Player
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(20)
 
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Blogger who claimed his PS3 burned his house down now confesses that he has neither a PS3, nor a house to burn down
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small wanger? Compensate with a Giant Wenger -- a $1200, one-kilogram, 85-implement Swiss Army knife
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school senior wins top science competition by researching mathematics nobody else understands
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(45)
 
(gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now you can shoot AND stab someone at the same time, with GUNknife® (with video)
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo to undergo streamlining makeover to become more competitive with Google. Let's give them some false hope by clicking this link repeatedly
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(19)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"I went in for brain surgery and all I got was this lousy case of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease"
source: lfpress.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 14 ways people screw up their website
source: webpagesthatsuck.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is how an engineer makes a milkshake
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 8th International Robot Olympiad opened today, Ben Johnsonbot immediately disqualified after testing positive for nitrous
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 7 home gadgets you can't buy
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ban on stem cell cloning in Australia overturned. In other news, Ban on stem cell cloning in Australia overturned
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(DoE)
 
 
 
Department of Energy announces breakthrough in solar cell efficiency. Oil companies send out the hitmen
source: energy.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, turning your radio down will help you get better gas mileage. Here comes the silence
source: dailyfueleconomytip.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tasmanian forestry service using banned chemical to blow up giant trees. And you thought the Ents were pissed at that fifteen-year-old girl
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Omnipelagos)
 
 
 
Cool search engine that finds the shortest path between any two things
source: omnipelagos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan sending astronauts into space, but sending country's national dish with them remains a problem. "So far, nobody has been able to make space sushi," space agency official says. "I think shelf life may be a problem"
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(7)
 
(Some Chauvinist)
 
 
 
Women are less funny than men -- here comes the science. A bunch of farkettes submitted this with much worse headlines
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Antara)
 
 
 
Scientists spot black hole devouring nearby star. Mmmm... hydrogen
source: antara.co.id   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Tue December 05, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novell stock falls three percent on news of crappy earnings. In other news, Novell still has earnings
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Satellite photographs of the Midwest snowfall last week. If you stare at it long enough, Edgar Winter appears
source: earthobservatory.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Techdirt.com)
 
 
 
Mobile-phone operators still all suck. Obvious tag's head asplode
source: techdirt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Egad? Edag German company now taking orders for conversion kit that turns your Pontiac Solstice into a bread van
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(6)
 
(Some Martian)
 
 
 
NASA to announce "significant find" on Mars at press briefing tomorrow. And by "significant find" they mean "ooooh, this rock looks a little bit like a puppy"
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(307)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find mummy of 4000-year-old doctor. Also recovered: Sarcophagus, burial mask and bronze surgical instruments
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Vista pwn3d by malware. From 2004
source: zdnetindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)
 
 
 
The "Cosmos" discussion thread and drinking game
source: uwgb.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(317)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Expression Studio," Microsoft's answer to Adobe Photoshop, is to be released mid 2007. Only $600 for the software and a courtesy reach-around from MS Paint
source: itwire.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
From the "No Matter How Much You Wish It Were True" department: Cellphones do not cause cancer
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(7)
 
(Some Chip)
 
 
 
AMD desktop chip shrinking to 65nm; explains, "I was in the pool"
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(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Intel Corporation ceases its tuition reimbursement plan for employees at all schools that don't have blue-ribbon accreditation. I think it's safe to say we can blame this on the Blue Man Group
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(8)
 
(Crunch Gear)
 
 
 
Pentagon ready to use "Goodbye" weapon in Iraq which make victims flee in terror. Naked pictures of Bea Arthur being mounted on tank turrets as we speak
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(183)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
SCO's two-day double-digit dip run done, claim Kim Jong Il kidnapped their web authors
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI is still $56.7M away from being able to track every aspect of our lives
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(82)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
MySpace to build a national sex offender database and check it against MySpace profiles. Still no plans to teach people how to make a page that doesn't rape the eyes
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(13)
 
(New West)
 
 
 
Alternatives to the crappy LOL abbreviation
source: newwest.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hidden tricks for "3D Pinball"
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CSO)
 
 
 
Windows Vista is wide open to almost 40 percent of the malware currently circulating
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(39)
 
(Some Dust Devil)
 
 
 
Worldwide distribution of tornadoes
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(12)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A top 10 internet search survey for 2006 reveals that Americans are mostly interested in searching for Boobies on-line
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(96)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Audi engineer who once worked with Jimi Hendrix develops new chip that can replicate studio sound in your car
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(24)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
China will remain an underdeveloped nation for at least 40 or 50 years. Also, that's not true
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(14)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists warn of catastrophic decline of the coral reef shark population. You submitted this with a ASCII art headline tagged AAAH, NO SHARKS
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(9)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We've all seen commercials for self-parking cars. Here comes the science. Next big feature: A car that automatically flips off the guy who cut you off
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(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that the richest two percent of the world's population own 50 percent of the wealth, while the bottom 50 percent own one percent of the wealth
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(109)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
New programs fight GooTube's copyright battle, tag forbidden material from pecularities in shooting and editing. Captain Morgan raises his left leg, does a shot of rum, and reports that he's not afraid
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(4)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter takes photogrpahs of three NASA landers used in previous missions to Mars, follows them to seedy bar in hopes of catching them in act of passion
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(4)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Top 10 things you never knew about "Grand Theft Auto" (because you're not brainy enough). Selection of suitably pseudoy academic quotes from a new book called "The Meaning and Culture of Grand Theft Auto: Critical Essays"
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The two most searched things on Yahoo for 2006 are Britney Spears and World Wrestling Entertainment. Also, for some reason, K-Fed
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRS to tax "gains" on sale of virtual assets in online games like "World of Warcraft," "Second Life" and "EverQuest"
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(255)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Warner Music CEO's children steal music, receive a stern talking to. Your grandmother downloads music, and she's a thief AND a whore
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PS4 In 2010, claims Sony. To include Betamax and Minidisk player with root kit and some other proprietary crap that costs too much
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You'd think that with all the spam in your inbox, old-fashioned junk mail was going the way of the buggy whip. Alas, snail-mail spam up 7.5 percent this year
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toshiba makes your iPod video obsolete, announces 1.8-inch hard drive with a whopping capacity of 100 GB
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home moms led to homo sapiens succeeding where neanderthals failed. Take this lesson to heart, throwback feminists
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(15)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
New study discredits "gateway theory" of marijuana use, makes unprecedented scientific discovery that gates can swing both ways
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. is basking in IP addresses. Niger pleads
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Santa is in ur house eating ur cookies
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(3)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Old: spinning rims. Hot: clear polycarbonate see-through wheels
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Taste test to determine depression. American beer used on control group
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(8)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anti-depressants increase the number of suicide attempts but decrease the number of suicides. Or in other words, anti-depressants are the cause of emo
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(14)
 
(Lauren Weinstein's Blog)
 
 
 
How to tell if your cell phone is bugged
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NEC unveils world's first 2-pound Core Duo laptop
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(19)
 


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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA announces plans to have a permanently-manned moon base by 2024. Cool tag fills in for the lack of a TOTALLY AWESOME tag
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(282)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists spin a wheel, claims a new tsunami may hit Indonesia at anytime
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New anti-smoking 'wonder drug' acts on the pleasure centre of the brain so smokers get no satisfaction from a cigarette
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(148)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UN warns of password "explosion" on the Net. Three... two... one... your computer just had sexy time on your floor
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Helicopter parents of college kids just got a brand new tool to watch over their children. Literally
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(53)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dropped calls continue to miff cell ph
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now geologists can predict earthquakes futher into the future than metorologists can predict the weather -- 15 seconds
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Antarctic research concludes the Ross Ice Shelf has disintegrated and reappeared many times before. An inconclusive truth
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hummer O2 concept brings shame to the nature-terrorizing brand
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(13)
 
(Some Guy Who Won't Get Laid)
 
 
 
2006 Sysadmin of the Year announced. Beer spillage on server surrenders
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(24)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
No amount of mental bleach will help with this, but HIV and STDs are on the rise among senior citizens. Damn you, Viagra
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(21)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds skinny women have higher risk of losing babies; fat women have higher risk of eating those babies
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(126)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Urban birds become louder, more obnoxious than their country cousins
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New guidelines for sedating children. Apparently, Jack Daniel's has been taken off the list
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(11)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Commodore 64 users' group still going strong after nearly a quarter century. Your Members Only jacket and parachute pants surrender
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(46)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Xbox controller by Ben Heckendorn lets a player play games and whack it at the same time
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(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The next generation has not truly arrived until Ric Romero gives his two cents. Welcome to the HD era
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(26)
 
(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
Grad student may have debunked the myth that Jackson Pollock was a master of chaotic fractals by demonstrating the ability to create five-minute Photoshop doodles that meet the same fractal authentication criteria as Pollock's paintings
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(33)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Pediatricians warn that children are seeing too many ads for anti-impotence drugs, which is apparently hard on them
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Whitehat" hacker checks out the dark side of the force and is busted by Obi Wan Federal Agent
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(8)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Ten things you need to consider before deploying video on the 'Net
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indonesian "mud volcano" won't stop erupting. No word yet on whether it ate the panang curry
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(12)
 
(APOD)
 
 
 
Coolest astronomy video of the day you'll see all week
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(7)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Azureus trumps YouTube with HD Videos. Because guys getting smacked in the nuts is even funnier in HD
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(13)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Agricultural scientists who discovered a way to "read' X-rays of cheese to check its components are applying the research to airport scanners checking for explosives. Mmm, cheese
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(5)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Egypt dismisses theory that great pyramids were built of concrete, citing lack of handprints and finger-drawn "Akhmed loves Amisi" incriptions
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Windows Vista took 10,000 employees five years to create. Preliminary breakdown includes 100 software engineers, 900 marketing experts and 9,000 lawyers
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(256)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indonesia hopes to see haze lift within two years. Meanwhile, U.S. air is fresh and clean... except for New Jersey
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(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iran blocks access to Fark.com
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(298)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Next Sunday, Mercury, Mars and Jupiter will form a tight grouping in a circle just one degree in diameter, creating the closest trio of naked-eye planets since 1925 and until 2053
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(122)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Having solved schoolyard bullying, Australia tackles cyber-bullying, will offer new course on use of ALT-F4 and the delete key
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most amazing gigapixel pictures of landscapes you'll see all day
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(33)
 
(geekBlue.net)
 
 
 
The HP IQ770 Crossfire: iMac killer?
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(39)
 
(Calorie Lab)
 
 
 
After scientists announced that a compound found in red wine may have some health benefits, you knew it was just a matter of time until the invention of the Wine Diet
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(11)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The pure-bred dingo is threatened with extinction due to hybridization. Maybe the dingo-dog mutt ate your baby
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