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Sun September 17, 2006
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Tonight's Discovery episode regarding the Kennedy assassination 'magic bullet' was amazing
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(89)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Upgraded space station may rival Venus in night sky, is nothing compared to Uranus
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(13)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists create new method of adding bone and muscles to computer animated characters to help them move more realistically
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(10)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why does Jell-O jiggle?
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(16)
 
(The Steel Deal)
 
 
 
Japanese change direction and decide to deploy photo-recon satellites. We know how this is gonna go
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(10)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to reverse-engineer a pizza
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(97)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Injured dolphin may get a prosthetic tail
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(8)
 
(Technology Review)
 
 
 
3 Terabyte CD's on the horizon-- more porn than you can shake your stick at
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(26)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In an effort to save hemlocks, Connecticut given permission to import beetle that eats woolly adelgid. Little do they know that this Japanese super-beetle will soon turn into Mothra
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Human "Gills" may soon be possible. Kevin Costner wanted for questioning, supporting role in crappy movie
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(78)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Government says Geothermal and Hydropower are old enough to live on own, promptly kicks them out of house
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(48)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists issue Earth a severe solar storm warning
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(11)
 
(Mini Penii)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a projector slightly larger than a sugar cube. Now you can discreetly project some porn sweet and low on your neighbor's barn
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(13)
 


Sat September 16, 2006
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop hijack-proof airplanes capable of automatically avoiding buildings
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(20)
 
(some space cadet)
 
 
 
Planet-air-ium near Southpark turns 30
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(9)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Alien "ID Chart" to aid search for extraterrestrial life, profile alien immigrants
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(9)
 
(Brown University)
 
 
 
R.I. researchers invent plastic battery-capacitor hybrid: Self-launching Frisbee of Doom just around the corner
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(4)
 
(Nature.com)
 
 
 
Scientist decode the first tree genome, hope to accelerate growth rate and potential use as a BioFuel
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(11)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists show global warming not caused by natural changes in the sun's output. But, hey, what do they know, anyway?
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Seals are moving south Everybody Panic
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atari consoles still king in many homes: Playing "Get Off My Lawn Adventure" in all it's 16-color glory still has allure for some
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only the Russians know about the large comet that will strike the earth at the end of October
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(85)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Dizzying picture of two astronauts servicing the hubble telescope while in space
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(28)
 
(Some worried freedom lover)
 
 
 
Harvard study shows exactly "how" Microsoft could crush Linux
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Electric Ice Lightning: Surprisingly enough, not the name of a new Gatorade drink or a rapper
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(5)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT dorm's funds can be allocated to pay for strippers
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(7)
 
(Some Science Guy)
 
 
 
Geocentricity 101
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of retail mind tricks used to get you to shop
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Web site that reviews tea and biscuits and which gets a mindboggling 60,000 views every week, chosen as "quintessentially British" by British Library, which chooses it as one of the sites it will archive forever
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(11)
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
25 worst websites ever; Zombo.com obviously not on it
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Device that will take the risk out of roulette being sold for £1000. Makers say device, "does not count as cheating." Casino bosses note that what they will do to you "will not count as crushing your fingers"
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
RoboSapien maker hits back at his critics, arguing that they don't consider his creations robots because they do fun stuff like fart
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(3)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Why where I live is awesomer than where you live. We have robots that look like Boba Fett
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(13)
 


Fri September 15, 2006
(Some Doctor Dooms)
 
 
 
"World's largest supercollider could destroy the universe"
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(75)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic restricting Dell and Apple laptops on flights because they don't want their planes to DIAF
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make a ceral box spectrometer
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(11)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover rare lunar meteorite, the first in a group of space objects to be known as Non-Plutonian Celestial Boogers
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(27)
 
(Some Spreadsheeter)
 
 
 
The coolest (and simplest) Excel trick you'll see today. Submitter slaps head and wonders why he didn't think of this
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Universal Music prepares to unleash a legal beatdown on MySpace and YouTube. "We believe these new businesses are copyright infringers and owe us tens of millions of dollars," says chairman
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(219)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Samsung announces incredible advances in Blu-ray technology. In other news, Samsung still thinks people want Blu-ray
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(19)
 
(englishrussia.com)
 
 
 
Setting the way back machine to 1991 to see the first Russian-made laptop. In Soviet Russia, the laptop plugs in you
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(21)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Quarry with 10,000-year-old blood smeared tools and bones found
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Psychologists say stereotyping is a natural human instinct, you basement-dwelling loser
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(25)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Japan to introduce inter-vehicular communications system. Now you can flip someone off with both hands and send him a "Fark you" message at the same time
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten reasons to hate and 10 reasons to love mobile phone
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(35)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Paleontologists find 67 dinosaur skeletons in one week, say it was like shooting Bibles in a barrel
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(45)
 
(OhGizmo!)
 
 
 
Russians develop power boots, which will come in handy if you have to save Princess Daisy from Dennis Hopper
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stone writing is earliest found in Americas; stoned writing still not so mindblowing the next day
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Astronauts begin final spacewalk. Let's see what they lose today
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(74)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Porn site buys expired domain which used to belong to Utah Home Education Association. Redesigns "mom's pictures" and "parental secrets" sections, attracting many many more "students"
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(52)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
How long do you think it took cell-phone videos from the Montreal school shooting to wind up on YouTube? If you took the under at two hours, you win
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(17)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Spammer wins $11.75 Million judgement against those blocking spam
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chemical makes ants kill each other, and if that doesn't work, scientists have created a really big magnifying glass
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(23)
 


Thu September 14, 2006
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Tanks for all the memories; Tank warfare turns 90 today
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(28)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Africans believe polio vaccination is a western devil plot to sterilize girls, spread HIV, import Sally Struthers
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(195)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
3000-year-old writing found on rock at ancient Olmec site may be the oldest known writing in the Western Hemisphere. Archaologists have not deciphered the writing, but think it might say, "Hey, babe, I've got a big head"
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(25)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Geoengineering" the atmosphere may delay global warming
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(11)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
GMOs for the good of humanity
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(7)
 
(Geek Zone)
 
 
 
Microsoft reveals Zune, its answer to the iPod. Complete with a service to stand up to Apple's iTurds service
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(102)
 
(SiliconValley.com)
 
 
 
New planet discovered that could float in water. Apparently astronomers have never heard of Saturn, with a density of about .7
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's official, men are more intelligent than women. Unfortunately, it's the guy downstairs that does all the thinking
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(283)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers view galaxy that God has made to appear 12.8 billion years old
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The good news is that exploding batteries are no longer an issue for notebook owners worldwide. The bad news is that you would have to say that 10 years from now in order for it to be correct
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(4)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Latest IT rage: Blowing up computer servers and making the video available on YouTube
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(12)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Vampirefreaks.com, Myspace produces contract killing
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(98)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Because of budget cuts, NASA continues to use Windows 98. What could possibly go wrong?
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(24)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Nintendo holds its European Wii until March 2007, will dance from foot to foot holding its breath til then
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(22)
 
(printf ('_\o/_ AAAH');)
 
 
 
The history of Apple's own version of the "Blue Screen of Death." EVERYBODY KERNEL PANIC
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space station spreads its new 240-foot solar arrays today. Initial reports indicate all bolts and springs accounted for
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. climate researcher says world has a 10-year window to act on climate change and avert disaster. On the positive side, that's only 1/600th the age of the Earth, so statistically, we've got lots of time
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(31)
 
(Computerworld.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft unveils new $250 mouse and keyboard to work in tandem with their new $200 operating system
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Consumer watchdog warns that Bebo and MySpace can be home to porn, bullying and adults posing as teenagers. Captain Obvious replies "THANKS FOR THE ADD XXXXX"
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA satellite finds "drastic shrinkage" in polar ice, apparently unaware of the effects of really cold water
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(7)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man travels country in modified battery-powered Harley. Your dog wants a side car
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(13)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
East coast of the U.S. sees 50 percent reduction in smog since 2000. Good thing we never signed Kyoto
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Linux gives us the power we need to crush those who oppose us. It's compatible with our orbiting brain lasers
source: nata2.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bionic arm allows amputees to move limb with thoughts, but only in slow motion and when wearing red track suit
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(81)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases a patch for the patch that was supposed to fix the original patch for an exploit: Pete and Repeat surrender
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty-three thousand Segway scooters recalled due to hilarious glitch that causes wheels to suddenly reverse direction. Submitter hopes to see this thread in the Fark Video section soon
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Xena, the warrior princess planet that is no longer a planet, is now a dwarf planet called Eris. Scientists now have Planet Hasselhof in their sights
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sequence of numbers used to break any keyless entry pad: President Skroob concerned, orders panic
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(20)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
After almost a whole day of work, iTunes 7 DRM cracked
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Bosnian pyramids are back (with unconvincing pic of a rock)
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(41)
 
(Zeiss)
 
 
 
Carl Zeiss develops world's longest 180-pound telephoto lens, settling once and for all which photographer has the smallest penis
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(29)
 


Wed September 13, 2006
(officer.com)
 
 
 
Magical device used to scan eyes for drug use; read your bad thoughts
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(93)
 
(Tech Web)
 
 
 
How to boot a dead PC with nothing but a thumb drive
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(24)
 
(Princeton U.)
 
Video
 
Now that the primaries are over, make sure your candidate wins the November election by learning how to hack a Diebold voting machine
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Doom-and-Gloom'ers everywhere finally have their scapegoat for why the 2006 hurricane season has been so mild: Chris Farley
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(103)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Tides of air created by intense thunderstorms over South America, Africa and Southeast Asia are altering the structure of the ionosphere. Al Gore unavailable for comment
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(6)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Can the iPod ever be a great gaming device? Yes, if developers follow DS' example and design controls around the iPod's scrollwheel
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(25)
 
(Fuel Cell Today)
 
 
 
Hydrogen fuel-cell Chevy. Now he can still be unfunny with lower emissions
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(10)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Study shows the bigger your brain, the more energy you consume. This explains how Paris Hilton can survive on a diet of alcohol and semen
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(47)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Biodiesel use to drive up the cost of cooking oil. Think of the corn dogs people, the corn dogs
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Winding Road Magazine)
 
 
 
BMW not only making GM its biatch on the street, it's doing it in the media, too
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Instead of corrupt judges, China goes high tech by using computers to determine sentences handed down in courts
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
Nvidia G80 chip mystery continues to thicken
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google celebrates Banned Books Week in the U.S. Next up, Banned Search Results Week in China
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(195)
 
(Homo Erectus)
 
 
 
Scientists unfamiliar with Fark claim last Neanderthals were Spanish
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(9)
 
(Chiff)
 
 
 
"Get this straight content providers: Our computers belong to us. If we're in the mood, we might let you sell us some stuff to run on them"
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New astronomy reports that Earth-like planets more common than thought. Submnitter can't wait to meet all the space Jesuses. Editor can't wait for submnitters to proofread
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(36)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Fun with USB: Anti-cubicle missile systems, desktop tanning, fondue sets
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(21)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
OMFG, NCAA lookng 2 regul8 txt msgs
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BMW builds first luxury Led Zeppelin car. This should go over well
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
New research indicates some women may be able to see 100 million different colors, still unable to notice when the traffic light has changed
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
C-cu c-c-c-cure f-f-for st-st st-stut st-st-stut-st-stutter st-stut-stuttering m-m-may be nnnn-n-nnnuh... nnn-nuh-nnnn-n-nuh... (sigh) nnnnn-nuh n-n-near
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(29)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kicking a planet while it's down, Pluto now named 134340. Hey, that's the combination on my luggage
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(152)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cow that lost leg in accident to be fitted with artificial one. Old leg to be marinated, grilled, served with side salad and nice Chardonnay
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(67)
 
(Wash Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that restricting air travel can curtail the spread of the flu. Apparently keeping bears out of the woods keeps them from pooping in them
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(7)
 
(Winding Road Magazine)
 
 
 
Spy photos of next Subaru WRX show no place to mount gigantic wing; tunerboys left to weep into their coffee-can exhausts
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that bolt the astronauts accidentally dropped yesterday? Well, they just did it again. Apparently it takes more than a rocket scientist to understand the concept of gripping a bolt firmly
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(210)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
AT&T taking live TV online. Next thing you know, we'll be using cable to make phone calls
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(15)
 
(Monster.com)
 
 
 
Thread in Monster's forums explains why IT is not the industry to be in. Time to consider a career change
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(386)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think all of those Burning Man attendees are just a bunch of hallucinogen munching crusties? Think again. One of them just designed a self balancing, all terrain 2-wheeled skateboard
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Unruly American mobs may soon be test subjects for new high-tech Air Force weaponry
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(539)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company wants to install a $200 receiver box on your gas meter to deliver your broadband access through your gas pipes. "Broadband in Gas" (BIG) promises speeds up to six didabytes per second
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(41)
 


Tue September 12, 2006
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Space attempts to avenge Pluto by raining fireballs upon New Zealand
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for falling gas prices, GM unveils its new hydrogen fuel-cell pwered SUV, with grill that looks like John Bolton's razor
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(17)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're impressed by the scientific rigor The Farmer's Almanac brings to meteorology, you'll be fascinated by their research on how a date will turn out based on what people put on their pizza
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(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New ultrasound technique being used to find new sources of gas, apparently is a vast improvement over the "whoever smelt it, dealt it" method
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EDonkey ordered to pay $30 million. Unfortunately, the penalty is not for having that extremely goofy domain name, but rather to avoid copyright-infringement lawsuits from the RIAA
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New mini iPod Shuffle shown today, subsequently lost
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(312)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Lighting change in museum display reveals that Nefertiti, the famous ancient beauty, was actually a two-face
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when Popular Mechanics debunked the 9/11 conspiracies? Well, the editor of Popular Mechanics does
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(1301)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
200,000-year-old vagina sculpture earliest known example of abstract human thinking (with pic)
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canon set to recall 140,000 copiers due to fire hazard. Farkers everywhere urged to exercise extreme caution when copying your arse
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(31)
 
(autochannel)
 
 
 
BMW unveils hydrogen hybrid -- unfortunately, it's governed at 143 mph. (With videos)
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
W████████ ████ to not ███ to Chinese ███████
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Weightlifting may damage eyesight. Just ask anyone who's seen a female bodybuilder
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(197)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Who would be best to determine whether global warming is real? If you said "a bunch of senile lawyers," you'd be right
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(8)
 
(theinquirer.net)
 
 
 
Google tries to cover-up Pepsi habit from under the noses of Coke heads
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(9)
 
(Extremetech.com)
 
 
 
ZD Pioneer William Ziff, Jr. dies at 76
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(5)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
TiVo unveils new 250-GB DVR that will allow geeks to record the entire season of "Mythbusters" in high def
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(46)
 
(SENO Software)
 
 
 
P3dO -- Photo 3D software -- does what is say it does
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(26)
 
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Tom's Hardware reviews the Intel Kentsfield quad-core CPU. Suck it, AMD fanboys
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know how it sucks when you put something back together and have a part left over? Now imagine doing it on a shuttle spacewalk
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(116)
 
(Anousheh Ansari)
 
 
 
Meet Iranian-born American Anousheh Ansari, who's set to become the first muslim woman in space. Bonus: She's cute, and doesn't wear a burka
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Childhood creativity is being stifled by a combination of junk food, school targets and mass marketing"
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(21)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Founding Fathers were the equivalent of today's bloggers... only with education, wit, style, substance and less porn
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(15)
 
(The Cell Freak)
 
 
 
I-Play announces its game line-up for this fall -- titles include "24," based on the legendary TV series
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New iPod-powered breathalyzer detects "your blood alchohol content level, accurate to within 0.01 BAC"
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Facebook to drop its .edu email requirement and open up to all Internet users. This should go to hell in a hurry
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
500-hp, Viper powered, V-10 Frankencycle may be built
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(19)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
New species of bird found in India. Tastes like chicken... with curry
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Forget bird flu: Legionnaires' disease is on the rise in Britain. EVERYBODY PANDEMIC
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal how H5N1 kills (3)
 


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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian forces train on hi-tech simulators, c4mp3r5
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(16)
 
(Some mad scentist)
 
 
 
After having solved all other problems, Australian researches investigate the effect of giving fish herpes
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(15)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientist claims 17- and 18-year-old males are smarter than females of the same age. Unless the males are in the same room as the females, in which case blood rushes elsewhere and intelligence drops precipitously
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(27)
 
(The Bulletin)
 
 
 
The only active magma bulge in the Cascades is growing an inch a year. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(19)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Mobile network dispute reaches the nyah-nyah-nyah stage
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Arizona seeks to bypass Bush on CO2 emissions. Won't even try to bypass his methane emissions
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Department of Public Health: Nicotine content went up. Phillip Morris: No it didn't
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Plasma-arc incinerator will "vaporize" garbage, producing enough energy to power itself, neighboring Tropicana plant. Remaining slag will be used to pave roads
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
University of Nebraska prof hands out homemade explosives to students in his Chem 110 class. The fact that he called them "homemade dynamite things or something" illustrates the general worthlessness of a BS from there
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(55)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Dad's B.O. has the power to affect daughter's sexual maturity
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds ask for info on HP leak, namely the ingredient that lends such a tangy sweetness
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you play the online game "Second Life," your first life is about to be totally screwed
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
34.7GB DVD disc soon to be available. This needs an AWESOME tag
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(32)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Women who are physically active before being diagnosed with breast cancer more likely to survive it," said Tom bouncily
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(8)
 
(Winding Road Magazine)
 
 
 
Lotto-winning rednecks, Audi's got your next whip: The twelve-cylinder diesel Q7 SUV
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(26)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Why scientists say EVERBODY PANIC and NOBODY PANIC about the artificial creation of mini-black holes
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(58)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Study shows that almost 90 percent of Americans believe in the FSM or some other flying monster
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(1050)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Contrary to the nutjobs' claims, science is not as dogmatic as religion. That won't stop them from saying it, just like the laws of physics don't stop them from claiming a 6,000-year-old Earth
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Geeks to rock like it's 1983 again: "Dragon's Lair" being released for PC
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(24)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Five out of six former CDC directors agree that current director is putting America's health at risk. Bush's response: "Julie, your doing a heck of a job"
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(54)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Dell delays 2Q financials as SEC investigations explode like Sony batteries
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hewlett Packard CEO: "Clearly, things have happened here that are unacceptable"
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(1)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Those Q-Ray bracelets you see on TV late at night don't actually relieve pain. In other news, 100,000 people dumb enough to think they did
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top five improvements to Microsoft's Vista RC1
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(36)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Humanoid robots existed in ancient civilizations
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian scientists consider using a virus to kill invasive species of carp. What could possibly go wrong?
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists solve mystery of El Nino. Turns out that it's not caused by Chris Farley wearing a satin red-blue Mexican wrestler's costume
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Samsung develops new memory chip: PRAM is 30 times faster than conventional flash memory
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(17)
 
(Some Envious, 360less Farker)
 
 
 
Super-modder Ben Heckendorn mods an Xbox 360, USB keyboard and widescreen HD monitor into a water-cooled laptop
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(20)
 
(Teh Economist)
 
 
 
Apple is among the most environmentally unfriendly hardware producers
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest 3D digital/analog clock you will see today (use your mouse to move it around)
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(13)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Researchers in Ohio and Korea: chowing down on silkworms is good for you. And now you know what five-way chili is going to be like in Seoul
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you live in England and you've recently had bone implants, some American detectives would like to speak with you
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