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Sun September 10, 2006
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Crooner serenades mares to get them in the mood to be "covered by the stud."
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(7)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Societies are losing their souls to scientific rationality and frightening believers in the developing world who still fear God. No, this time it's not Pat Robertson that calls upon the mighty "Obvious" tag to rear its head
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese man wins award for "inventing light" wait, what?
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(50)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Guy discovers that if you pretend to be a mid 20's cute female on Craigslist, all sorts of people will tell and sometimes show you all sorts of creepy stuff about themselves
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 5 strangest Japanese accessories
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(11)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Top 10 must-have gadgets for the credit worthy among us
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(26)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon's new video download service, Unbox, sucks
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New optical telescope allows Earth-bound scientists to communicate with aliens
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Medical experiments could be carried out in the United States on uninformed patients, according to new 'Emergency Research' rules
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 100 PC games of the century
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You hurled billions of dollars out the window in the past: AOL 1.0 startup disk fetches $9,214 on eBay
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Sat September 09, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
A Florida county is building a garbage vaporizer/electrical plant that will use lightning-like plasma arcs to turn trash into gas and rock-like material, Cool tag shudders with excitement
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(82)
 
(OPFOR)
 
 
 
Air Force's new small diameter bomb debuts, military on the lookout for small-diameter terrorists
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(14)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese wheelchair comes with built-in toilet capable of cleaning, drying and deodorizing user's ass. Secondary market among gamers anticipated by maker
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(42)
 
(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
50 years ago this month the world's first commercial hard drive was built
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(102)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the periscope. New hotness: the "photonic mast". Meet Virginia. She's a real killer
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(19)
 
(Cosmos)
 
 
 
How palaeontologists got their groove back
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(7)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Making homeopathy look sane by comparison, weird new "Cellubike" promises to melt away cellulite using infrared light during the ride
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude that "men are more likely to support a country going to war. Men are more likely sign up for the military and men are more likely to lead groups in more autocratic, militaristic ways than women"
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(25)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
China launches satellite containing 2,000 seeds into orbit to produce super fruit and vegetables from cosmic radiation
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(80)
 
(VOA)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cue up the explosion jokes - debris hits Atlantis during launch (LG to launch story)
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(117)
 
(Some Cubist)
 
 
 
The coolest cube farm accessories you will see all day, pity the poor battery farmed geeks
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hundreds of lionfish found off coast of Long Island, confusing marine biologists. Al Gore attempting to make "global warming" link. Captain Picard smiles, but has no comment
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(79)
 
(Ravi Tek)
 
 
 
Nigerian scammers spread their schemes and horrid spelling and grammar to Ebay
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(8)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Flying cars are finally here. (Note: those who live a few hundred miles from either Paris Hilton or Billy Joel, it's time to PANIC)
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Peru bans overflights of Peruvian ruins, which means none of us will ever be over Machu Grande
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(12)
 
(DailyTech)
 
 
 
$280 dollar NIC card with 64MB of PC-2100 DDR RAM memory for your LAN network, get to the ATM machine to buy one now
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Windows Vista has built in security features preventing access to core OS. Litigation when you get a virus beginning in five.. four
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(113)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"Shy whale surfaces for the first time in 25 years," wants to hear "Jessie's Girl," find out who shot J.R
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(3)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
BlackBerry Pearl reviewed. Treos still point and laugh
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(6)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Even though it's been out for 5 years, the Gamecube is still outselling the XBox 360 in Japan
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Philips iCat robot can play tic-tac-toe and talk trash at the same time
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ATI releases Vista readiness test. Your dog wants a new video card
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(17)
 
(Software Pirate)
 
 
 
All you ever wanted to know about HB1381, including how much of a douchebag its writer is
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(3)
 
(VGB)
 
 
 
King's Quest, Space Quest, and Leisure Suit Larry classic Sierra compilations coming to PC (Windows XP)
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists Unearth Bronze Age Pyramid...no wait it's a pyramidal structure...no that's not right it's a complex of temples topping a stepped sculpted hillside...oh heck it's just an old burial ground of Fry's ancestors
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(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 5 strangest tech displays
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(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Semi-unofficial Space Shuttle Atlantis launch thread
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(179)
 


Fri September 08, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft fights regulations in Europe that would delay the introduction of Vista, vows to delay introduction worldwide in equal amounts, bundle with Duke Nukem Forever
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(106)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Once again, new evidence causes the scientific community to struggle with the definition of the word "planet," even though no one really cared in the first place
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(43)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Study finds kids unwilling to try vegetables when offered as a free school snack. Findings also concluded kids hate homework and teenage boys want to have sex with their smokin' hot female teachers
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(48)
 
(USPTO)
 
 
 
Apple trying to patent the cube-shaped computer case
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(18)
 
(VARBiz)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter whether you favor AMD or Intel, here's everything you need to know about buying a dual-core CPU
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They used to be the No. 3 software company in the world, but now CA is just a slow-motion car wreck
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(12)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Turns out neanderthals were the "real" humans, and we're just the evil mutants who wiped them out and took over the world
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(21)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Apple is about to make the Wintel world its biatch
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(101)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils Unbox, offering DVD quality downloads and MS-compatible portable device capability
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(11)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Sony is trying really, really hard. To entertain you? To create neat new technology? No, to finish off their credibility as they cut PS3 launch shipments by 75 percent
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WoW pen mouse introduces new way of navigation
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(11)
 
(PC Pro)
 
 
 
Xerox demos auto-erase printing. HP execs expected to break out their hidden time machine
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(9)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Dancer covered in red balloons asks climate scientists to pop them. Nena unavailable for comment
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(10)
 
(Autoexpress)
 
 
 
BMW tests hydrogen-powered 7-Series. No, not "hydrogen fuel cell" -- hydrogen gas
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(238)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
New underwater dome to give park visitors a closer look at aquatic life... two feet down... in a man-made pond
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska hunters find mammoth tusk. Hippies point to it as proof that drilling in Alaska will kill wildlife
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(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
University of Bath develops new suntan lotion that "cures" sunburn. In related news, Oxford English Dictionary considers adding "sunburn" for this year's revision
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neurosurgeons are renewing calls for a ban on use of all-terrain vehicles by children under age 16. And to think, back in the day we had to make do with bicycles
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create machine capable of forming miniature black holes, Voltron
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blupod adds Bluetooth functionality to your iPod
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(8)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
A list of 1000+ random domain names owned by Google
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(18)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Gaming website offers apology after hyping midnight "major announcement" that turned out to be bigger disappointment than Daikatana
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(12)
 
(Pocket Picks)
 
 
 
Orange's head of mobile TV explains why they've revamped their service, why the DAB technology used by rival Virgin Mobile ain't great, and has a dig at Vodafone's exclusive deal with Sky
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(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook backs off plan to make all user changes public, letting attention whores everywhere get back to some false sense of privacy
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Massachustetts catches a case of crabs from California
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(2)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British animal species migrating further northward, indicating global warming EVERYBUTTERFLY PANIC
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girls has been a geocaching enthusiast since she was two. With pic of exactly what you'd expect a six-year-old geocashing enthusiast would look like
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(45)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Having so much sex you can't keep up with them? No problem... just list 'em and rate 'em online
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(32)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New drug could end the despair of premature ejacula... nnnngk... rrrrrgh... unfffff... aaahhhhh... ... ... god dammit
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(39)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A small group of doctors say that electricity applied deep in the brain can jolt patients out of irreversible comas. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giant palouse earthworm is three feet long and spits at attackers. None of the girls you know believe that it lives in your pants
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(17)
 


Thu September 07, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shuttle Atlantis go for launch tomorrow. You submitted this with a tired explosion joke in the headline
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(11)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
FDA needs more data to make sure Abraxis' new breast cancer drug is not black magic
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(8)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
After recalling an unethical memory, students were more likely to choose a free antiseptic wipe over a free pencil
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to dress like a smug "I'm a Mac" guy
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(36)
 
(geeklikeme.net)
 
 
 
The seven deadly sins of corporate email
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penthouse just signed a deal to make its content available on mobile phones. Submitter would tell us more, but a bus full of horny cheerleaders just broke down in front of his office and he had to go see if they needed help
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New collider built by members of Devo. No word on whether it when they'll whip it into shape
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google dusts off HP's old Tesseract OCR code and makes it open source
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(5)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New scans reveal woman declared in irreversible vegetative coma has more brain activity than the average senator. Can of worms? Opened
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(33)
 
(Kingston Whig-Standard)
 
 
 
Pregnant women can save their own lives by... smoking cigarettes? Here comes the science
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(18)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Turns out there really are a bunch of Class-M planets out there. Shatner still not willing to puke in outer space
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(19)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
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(258)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Verizon buying airwaves like a fiend. Paving the way for mobile TV?
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(3)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Free beer via SMS text messages -- a great concept made way too complicated
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(31)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Imagine a car made of spinach, running on spinach, driven by someone who eats spinach
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(13)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
The Department of Energy is having a super computer constructed based on the Playstation 3 processor chip. That degree in advanced video games may pay off yet
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(25)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Sirius goes wi-fi: New Stiletto offers wi-fi downloading and 100 hours storage
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(19)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sightless teen masters echolocation. Not just blind as a bat, he is a bat
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(183)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
P3dO Explorer software now available -- although it doesn't do what you think it does
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(38)
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
The moon was formed when the Earth collided with another planet, sending a blob of molten lava into space about 6,000 years ago
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(38)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Lamborghini offers its Concept S only for elite (photos)
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(21)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Is eco-fatlism our only answer to global warming and environmental catastrophe?
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
New software allows overprotective but absent parents to log in from any computer on the internet and see what their children are doing online without letting them know. What could possible go wrong?
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(32)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Microsoft is pretty quick at rolling patches for its cracked DRM
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft set to release Windows Frumpy Woman™ in Latvia some time next year
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(8)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Open-source beer: Danish company is releasing its beer recipe for drinkers to hack and modify
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
IBM given go-ahead to build world's fastest supercomputer, which in three months will still be too slow for the latest FPS
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(8)
 
(Knuttz)
 
 
 
The Ford F-650 XUV: For the manhood-impaired that need more than what a Hummer can offer
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(57)
 


Wed September 06, 2006
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man not accepted to USC, so he did what anyone would do to change their minds: Hack their computer system, tell the press and blog about it
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(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dell is ready to sell OS X if Apple would allow them to build the hardware
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(36)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Light-emitting shirts for the attention whore in all of us
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(99)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Geek fight: Will Windows Vista fark up the Internets?
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists identify methane as newest global climate threat -- and yes, they were looking at you when they said it, Tooty McTooter
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(7)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study suggests that some online games may enhance sociability. Still no connection between parent's basements and increased virility
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(3)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
I saw a CD stand, heard a broadband, I saw an LED that winked its eye. But I think I will have seen everything, before I see this "flying car" fly. Deposits now being taken
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British scientists fuming after premier science festival includes man demostrating telepathy and another claiming proof of life after death
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(62)
 
(VARBusiness)
 
 
 
Apple cranks up iMacs with Core 2 Duos, bigger screens and lower prices. What more could a fanboi want?
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that early humans tried to colonize ancient Britain at least eight times before finally finding a reason to stay. It is believed that this last effort coincided with the invention of beer
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students protest as Facebook.com upgrades to StalkerNet 2.0, then resume looking for nude pictures of the hot girl at last night's party
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(200)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New underground trigger for volcano eruption found. Strangely enough, it starts with "Do I look fat in this?"
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Librovision allows you to "leaf through a virtual book, enlarge details or shift them about on the display surface by using simple hand motions and without physically touching the computer"
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(6)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New solution in Italy to fight high gas prices: Wine-drinking cars
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(2)
 
(Tech Web)
 
 
 
AMD rolls out new dual-core desktop Athlons. That's 2.6 GHz of sweet sweet Intel-crushing power, baby
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(39)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Facebook offers new "feature" which shows you every change any of your friends make. Luckily there are no online stalkers waiting to take advantage of something like this, otherwise it'd be incredibly farking stupid
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(35)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Ngage 2 announced
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(30)
 
(VARBusiness)
 
 
 
Hewlett-Packard under investigation for media leaks
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(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Experts discover chimps have the ability to safely cross roads. Involves alpha males being able to construct crude orange vests, stop signs from feces
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(5)
 
(Makezine.com)
 
 
 
Roger Smith makes Tesla coils, he makes big Tesla coils, and he likes to talk about them at length before FINALLY turning them on
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(26)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Verb Conjugation [to be] now property of Microsoft
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research suggests Linus' brain was hardwired to carry around his blanket. No word yet on being a blockhead
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(8)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
City birds less stressed out than country birds, dude
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(4)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
William Shatner refuses Virgin Galactic's offer of a seat on their first passenger flight because "I'm interested in man's march into the unknown but to vomit in space is not my idea of a good time"
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(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iran cures AIDS. Is there nothing they can't do? Or, more likely, is there anything they can do?
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British researchers discover something that's been known for decades: Mice don't like cheese
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(45)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking looking for assistant: "Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with ability to change tyres, are essential for this demanding job"
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Potomac "intersex" fish worry scientists, who've apparently never been to Key West during FantasyFest
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio Linux geeks to throw huge blowout with naked penguins and beer. OSU football team not allowed to attend
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(4)
 
(Google Watch)
 
 
 
The woman that took more than 100 hours to implement Adsense is now adding to her suit that Google deleted her emails and destroyed her evidence
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(15)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Forget OpenOffice vs. Word -- the latest word processors for PC and Mac are truly old school and free
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(116)
 
(Jointblog)
 
 
 
Why high-def TV vorks: Watching (and hoping) Scarlett Johansson will spill out of her cocktail dress while laughing to Leno (now that's content)
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google acquires newspaper archive from 1700s. Ye 'olde Farkers rejoice with flamewars on the incompent leadership of President George (Washington)
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(22)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
FDA approves first implantable artificial heart. With a battery life of up to one hour. What could possibly go wrong?
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(13)
 
(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Sony's European PS3 delay: the implications for gamers, publishers and Blu-ray
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(40)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
If you're overweight, it's twice as likely that you're blind. It's also twice as likely that everyone around you wishes they were blind
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle that was supposed to launch, then moved halfway back due to Ernesto, then brought back out, then postponed, then supposed to launch, postponed again due to bad fuel cell
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(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate will cost $399, but don't worry: that version is only for people who want to do both games AND office work on their computer
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientist has conclusively proven that the person that you were thinking about when she called you on the telephone really did read your mind
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jeff Minter making Tempest 2000-3000 sequel called Space Giraffe for Xbox 360
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(10)
 
(DHMO.org)
 
 
 
Dihydrogen monoxide, a compound used in millions of food and dairy products, is responsible for millions of deaths every year--and the EPA does nothing about it
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(57)
 
(Some Moonie)
 
 
 
Coolest picture of the moon you'll see... well, ever
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(19)
 


Tue September 05, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old seed linked to rising autism rates. You've got the little blue pill to thank for that
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(7)
 
(Some Mac Guy)
 
 
 
New software allows your Mac to run Windows applications without buying Windows. Suck it, Gates
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(82)
 
(GeeksAreSexy)
 
 
 
Johnny 5 is alive and well, and coming to you this Christmas
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(15)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
What's becoming of all those fancy, schmantzy telecom industry buildings?
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah, springtime in Australia: The flowers are blooming, the breeze is warm and fresh, and the birds are smashing into the backs of people's heads at random
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(78)
 
(crooksandliars)
 
 
 
California Supreme Court to hear arguments for decision on whether comments posted on the Internet can be libelous. Please read this, you wonderful, awesome, intelligent people
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(98)
 
(Science daily)
 
 
 
Shadows expected from the Big Bang have not appeared, probably due to great lighting from every angle
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Have hysterically funny side-splitting jokes -- such as "Q: What kind of bees give milk? A: Boo-bees" -- sent to your Boost or Nextel phone for $6.00 a month, thanks to this guy. RTFA and you might chuckle at the ending joke
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(19)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
How to hack a Diebold voting machine in under four minutes with no training or technical skills. Candidates with the most 133t h4x0r5 win
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HPV vaccine could increase immoral harlotry by 76 percent
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(101)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Billion dollar Star Wars radar system undeployable, will nonetheless be highly profitable for numerous defense contractors (w/pic)
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA approves sale of 4,000 artificial hearts, GOP members being prepped for surgery
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(17)
 
(AppleInsider)
 
 
 
Apple confirms big announcent in a week. New iMac, iPod, proof of alien life, immortality and bigger boobies for everyone are all expected (as usual)
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Older dads more likely to have kids with autism, which is convenient, since tired dads appreciate kids who can beat themselves
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(34)
 
(Some Joystick Guy)
 
 
 
Atari has added a new meaning to "is that a joystick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me", with new plug'n play key chains
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(7)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Looks like someone greenlight finally got the idea to put greenlight subliminal advertising greenlight in greenlight spam emails. Includes an greenlight example the greenlight author received
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(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Gallery of steam-powered robots
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(8)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
From the "Didn't Learn From Their Mistakes" file, Corel -- after getting whupped by Microsoft -- decides to take on Google
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only 20 percent of Internet users have downloaded a full-length movie or TV show. The rest only need two minutes to get their business done
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(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Georgia students can now buy lunch by giving the lunch lady the finger
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Time-travel research was carried out in 2015, will be held again last week
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man completes a giant 18-foot-tall robot. Because it wouldn't be complete without a flamethrower
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why quantum physics isn't weird or confusing at all
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: The world's first human-powered hydrofoil. Sad: You'll look like a complete idiot riding it around the marina
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Chevron discovers largest new oil field since Alaska's North Slope
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(25)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New study shows that, to date, paleontologists have unearthed fewer than one-third of the various kinds of dinosaurs to be found
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Store's new wireless security cameras also pick up camera hidden in nearby women's rest room. Owner calls police. You hated that kid in school
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(54)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Kenyan museum's collection of early hominid fossils, one of the finest in the world, driving evangelical Christians down there batshiat crazy
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(883)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Scientists hope that in five years they will be able to predict the weather an hour in advance
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ice core evidence shows that mankind, and not normal weather patterns, are behind CO2 increase, but that doesn't mean that it's not just normal weath . . . oh, wait
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(28)
 


Mon September 04, 2006
(Some monkey in the trunk)
 
 
 
The most badass car ever built -- Yes even better than the Mach5
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(161)
 
(Swiss Info.org)
 
 
 
Entschuldigung Sie, have you seen my glacier?
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(11)
 
(theinquirer.net)
 
 
 
RIAA hates independent experts. All your evidence are belong to us
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(70)
 
(Space Guy)
 
 
 
Supernova Explosion taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kaufmann House (Fallingwater) done in Half Life 2
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(24)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
California law to put stickers on WiFi products telling dumbasses to secure their networks
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(13)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Woman who gave birth to dead husband's son using cryopreserved sperm denied right to register son as their child, since husband is dead
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(9)
 
(AllHeadlineNews)
 
 
 
Genetic engineers breed a mouse that's "permanently cheerful", hope to cure clinical depression. EVERYBODY MANIC
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientist illustrates how humans attribute emotions or sentimentality to objects that they know are inanimate, such as wedding rings, cars or Al Gore
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(82)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
UW engineer uses ionic wind to create cooling chip. Soon you wlil have A/C for your cases
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(12)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists making up all kinds of stuff to explain Saturn's "walnut" moon
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists find human brains "hard-wired" to hold bizarre and irrational belief systems regardless if it's Christianity, creationism, chiropractic or global warming
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(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Diary of a Poop Shoveler
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robot sommelier can identify wine and cheese, surrender faster than a real Frenchman
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Probe crashes into Moon's surface. Don't worry, they meant to do it this time (with cool pics)
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(49)
 
(Williams College)
 
 
 
By far the coolest video you'll see this week: water balloon exploding in super-slow-motion
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Only teenagers can hear this sound. Most adults can't. Your dog hates you when you play this
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(421)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The obesity epidemic is now so bad that children of this generation could die, on average, before their parents
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