Wed April 10, 2013
Farker's first attempt at light painting cherry blossoms results in an article being written in The Atlantic. Article to the left, harsh critics to the right
Like kids throwing tantrums in public places, noisy fledgling birds blackmail parents for food
NASA says it is not returning to the Moon any time soon, says it would rather send missions to Mars, asteroids, or whatever object their rockets happens to run into
Lancaster, California wants to become the "Solar capital of the universe." Well, I suppose that sounds a lot better than "Last stop until Bakersfield"
Stephen Hawking visits stem cell lab because genetically engineered henchmen aren't going to create themselves
Judge smacks down copyright trolls in porn case. Hot
Retired stars still attract crap around them, making them hard to reach
Move over dark matter and dark energy. Now we have dark lightning
No, software developers don't write code all day. Duh
Now you can post your "drinking vodka" Facebook update with fewer keystrokes
Today's APOD is awesome (and informative) for ISS geeks
"Regret the error, we do"
Run away. It's Snowzilla
How the sound crew working on Jurassic Park got the dinosaurs to sound the way they did. "When the velociraptors bark at each other to communicate, it's the sound of a tortoise having sex"
Sure, Jobs is dead, Apple stock is down, the iPhone 5 and iPad mini were uninspired refreshes, but there's no reason to think that Apple is in....oh......oh no
Tue April 09, 2013
University wants to tear down academic buildings to make room for Quidditch field
Following news that Google is bringing its fiber service to Austin, a rep for AT&T says they'll offer fiber in the city too.... they just don't know exactly where, or how much it will cost, or when. But it will be just as good. Please don't leave us
The majesty of orbiting the Moon during the Apollo missions: seeing Earth float in Space, ruminating on our role in the Universe, having your turds float in Zero-G in the capsule and asking Mission Control what to do
Game Of Thrones actors doing normal stuff is weird
SHODAN: scariest search on the internet
Val Kilmer dons the Bat-cowl again. Things do not go well
Congressional Republicans are more prolific tweeters than Democrats, not to mention snarkier
Scientist publishes study to explain why he hasnt published anything in the last 10 years
If this works at any distance, the old "i was on the other side of the galaxy and couldnt get your call" excuse wont ever work again
Star Wars and Jurassic Park FX Guy Admits Defeat: 'Special Effects Aren't Special Anymore'
Xbox 720 will be born with a defective, underpowered heart and the inability to learn from it's past
Woman's Game-of-Thrones-themed Craigslist add is hilariously sad. Or is that sadly hilarious?
Israeli archaeologists discover 1,500-year-old wine press, 6 unopened bottles of Mogen David 20/20
Buffalo Trace builds lab warehouse and experiments with aging. SCIENCE
That's no snowmobile; THIS is a snowmobile
Mon April 08, 2013
Native American hairstyles from the 1900s (gallery)
Absolutely amazing picture of the Orion Nebula, as captured by an amateur German astronomer
Paleontologists are ticked off that dinosaurs in upcoming Jurassic Park 4 won't have feathers
For only £10.68 you can send your fatwa directly to Salman Rushdie on Facebook
Scientists tout new way to debug surgical bots before they cut off something you really care about
You are five times more likely to be involved in a car crash due to daydreaming versus using your smartphone according to the US Texting Institute
Miners can't find more gold, search for 'dark matter' instead
McFarlane Toys unveils the fourth series of The Walking Dead figures, giving fans their chance to play house with Carl
Margaret Thatcher: destroyer of all that was good and noble about Engl-- wha? She helped invent soft-serve ice cream? THAT MONSTER
Microsoft insider Paul Thurrott not only confirms the Xbox720 being always online, but also reveals a $500 base price and a $300 subscription subsidized price. Sony and Nintendo last heard to be celebrating the news over a round of hookers and blow
Stupid scientists ask "Could you outrun a TRex?" when they should be asking, "Can you outrun your research assistant in the event of a TRex attack?"
Scientist decides to create the sound of the Big Bang. A sound that would probably muted by the vacuum of space. John Cage approves
I PITY THE FOOL who don't go and read this article about discontinued breakfast cereals
Boston Dynamics, creators of the BigDog pack mule robot, create a life-like humanoid robot that will further haunt your dreams
Bad: Scientists find way to take fat out of chocolate. Good: and replace it with alcohol without changing the texture
Once again, a study confirms eating red meat may or may not be a factor in developing heart disease
Five fish find refuge in a tsunami wrecked boat drifting across the Pacific and reaching Washington State last month, alive. Government Scientists, eager to prove Spielperg's ET Hypothesis correct, promptly kill four of them for study
Mars needs Argon 36
♫Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all.♫
Eight abandoned Antarctic whaling stations. Come for the Lenin statue, stay for the Predators
Finally, the ultimate playset for your action figures: a scale toilet designed for 12" toys
Sun April 07, 2013
Sat April 06, 2013
Fri April 05, 2013
If you want to study an asteroid, all you need to do is lasso one with a robotic spaceship. This according to a US Senator
Alcoholic Dippin' Dots: The hangover of the future
Game of Thrones + James Brown = WIN
Wii U version of Aliens: Colonial Marines gets tossed out the airlock
You're going to need to go somewhere else to shoot your awkward family photos as both Sears and WalMart shutter their portrait studios
Boy builds DNA testing machine in effort to discover why his brother has no soul
No 9th Doctor for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary. That's not fantastic
Bad news, everybody. It turns out that BioShock Infinite is nothing more than an action-packed bullet-fest and doesn't have any of the deep philosophical musings we were hoping it would contain
(Some Scientist Guy)
Awkward "Stand back, I'm making SCIENCE" stock photography
Forget about guns and bullets, the future of warfare will be the invisible weapons
The next DC Animated feature will be based on the ridiculously awful Flashpoint miniseries
The universe has been missing 80% of its mass, and scientists may have found it, right near Uranus
Porsche unveils a $99,000 plug-in hybrid. It combines the style and luxury of Porsche along with the road handling and speed previously only found in a golf cart
How the sky would look if the other planets were as close as the moon
Volcanoes on Jupiter's moon Io are just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong WRONG
New Apple TV can be controlled by waving one finger. Perfect for watching Fox News or the Kardashians
Microsoft is quickly becoming the annoying kid that constantly tries to fit in by copying what the cool kids do
It's amazing how many high-level execs refuse to learn that "always on and connected" is not a good thing
"In Wake of Bitcoin Spike, Instawallet Halts Service and Mt. Gox 'Eats' DDOS." Move ZIG for great justice
Legendary Silver Age Comic book artist, Carmine Infantino, has taken the cosmic treadmill to the great beyond
Not news: Copyright holders sending DMCA takedown requests to Google. FARK: For the postings of their own takedown requests
Thu April 04, 2013
Wed April 03, 2013
Indian techies to the rescue of ladies threatened with rape: attacker-shocking clothes that text the police
The coolest animation you'll see of the Mars rover's parachute flapping in the wind you'll see, probably ever
Recently-discovered Angelfire page created by a then-15-year-old Mark Zuckerberg proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Winklevoss twins are completely full of shiat
FARK lends support for the rally to demonstrate reforming the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, to be held on April 13 in Boston's Dewey Square Park. (7th paragraph)
EA throws Gas Station on the fire
CDC says that one in five high school boys has ADHD. The other four can't sit still long enough to be tested
The first mobile phone call was made 40 years ago today, immediately dropped
(Some Guy)
3d printing, MacGyver style: all you need is an iPhone, a magnifying glass, and some vinyl
Cuts of beef. All of them. In a chart. SCIENCE
I don't know, therefore aliens
New bill could allow your employer access to your Facebook password. Now, granted, people already voluntarily abandon their privacy by posting their every move on Facebook, but this is going too far
Double tragedy as both Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks announce they have terminal cancer
Soon to be a major item on Woot's "Random Dollar Bag of Crap" sale: Windows RT devices
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