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Mon May 28, 2012
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(Some Guy)
Forget physicalism. Let's doubt the Multiverse explanation. Maybe we're all just quantum bits in a quantum simulation
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scitechexplained.com
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(23)
Here are 35 cool things you can make on your day off. Not covered: How to make a new article out of 35 old ones
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lifehacker.com
)
(7)
Testing 2.0: The ghost city built to test future technologies - from wireless networks to driverless cars
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humansinvent.com
)
(10)
(SomeCambridgeGuy)
I don't want to alarm you, but the Chinese may have been putting backdoors in all those computer chips they made for our military and critical infrastructure. At least consumer electronics are saf....*NO CARRIER*
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cl.cam.ac.uk
)
(18)
Google has been watching you A LOT more closely than you may realize
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nytimes.com
)
(42)
(American Magazine)
The telephone-like process of transforming scientific paper on prebiotic Earth into popular science article "Do Intelligent Dinosaurs Really Rule Alien Worlds?" which makes Palin-Americans laugh at science
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american.com
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(17)
The anatomy of a thunderstorm
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earthobservatory.nasa.gov
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(3)
10 airplane chemtrails that look like UFOs
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techeblog.com
)
(28)
(Paleofuture)
1944 Science and Mechanics predicts big things in the future, warns not to expect personal helicopters anytime soon. "The neighbors may not care if you crack your own skull, but they won't want you doing it on their sun porches"
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blogs.smithsonianmag.com
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(5)
I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees. I hate you bees
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scientificamerican.com
)
(21)
Female displays non-standard interests. Scientist (male) prescribes a boyfriend and some hot boinking to cure her. Bonus: Pics of said female with pointy knees
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abc.net.au
)
(6)
The tragically short life of a gizmo battery
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usatoday.com
)
(15)
Astrophysics for people with ADD
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io9.com
)
(5)
"My God, it's full of stars"
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(1)
How Kickstarter became the Hipster Home Shopping Network. "From aquariums made out of vintage iMacs to handcrafted bamboo sunglasses, the following projects read like a game of hipster bingo"
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theatlantic.com
)
(39)
How much does it cost to be an unbeatable evil overlord?
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io9.com
)
(30)
Sun May 27, 2012
♫ John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name, too. ♪ Whenever we go out, The people always shout, There goes JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT♫ ...Now that that's in your brain for the weekend, let me tell you why
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cnn.com
)
(44)
Build your own hovering lawn chair for the perfect weekend lounger
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wired.com
)
(22)
Photographer manages to get pictures of rare Sumatran rabbit. Look at the BONES, man
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labspaces.net
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(22)
Japanese man creates wooden lightbulb (yes, you read that correctly) that shines like Sauron's eyeball. None shall pass
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news.cnet.com
)
(46)
Climate change is a loss for some and an opportunity for others. I, for one, welcome our new butterfly overlords
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csmonitor.com
)
(45)
Dry land is not a myth
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scientificamerican.com
)
(39)
(Waleg)
Killing the moment of buying a new iPad
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waleg.com
)
(91)
(Some Brony)
Free flash animation game released that is at least 20 percent cooler then anything else coming out this year
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dragon-mango.com
)
(112)
There goes my weekend
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jalopnik.com
)
(26)
Important men in history you probably didn't know about. Finally, a shout out for Tim Berners-Lee
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buzzfeed.com
)
(48)
Scientists debating about the origin of dogs finally admit to having a major bone of contention
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livescience.com
)
(24)
TIME: "We liked Star Wars before it was cool"
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entertainment.time.com
)
(87)
Sat May 26, 2012
In Solar Energy, Deutschland ist Number Ein
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uk.reuters.com
)
(73)
Paleoanthropologist predicts that evolution deniers will become extinct within 30 years
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nytimes.com
)
(124)
NASA considering a "tumbleweed rover" to explore Mars; the 6m in diameter sphere would be powered by Martian wind
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sciencedaily.com
)
(41)
Some people think about how to fight zombies. Then there is this guy who thinks about how to tax them
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io9.com
)
(17)
Leave it to Texas to deep fry anything. Like rack-mount servers. Mmmm, tasty, tasty servers
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theregister.co.uk
)
(32)
(Some Guy)
Sky gazers delight as Venus is poised to become 'Planet Of the Gapes'; astronomers haven't seen this much gape since your mom last night
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brisbanetimes.com.au
)
(19)
(Some Guy)
Hand drawings of the Large Hadron Collider. . .as if done by Leonardo da Vinci
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kottke.org
)
(14)
Neon, who knows how long she can go before she burns away. 77 years at least
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latimes.com
)
(7)
Some favor expanding the radio spectrum to increase available bandwidth. This guy proposes twisting radio waves like corkscrews to create subfrequencies, which would create 100x more bandwidth with the current spectrum
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discovermagazine.com
)
(41)
(Some Paranoid Dude)
When you order tomato soup, SIRI saves the conversation, and it will be used against you in a court of law
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technorati.com
)
(34)
(HRGBRG)
A short tour of the alternatively fueled office of hrgbrg.com. "Alternative Diodic Electricity Peanut Trees (A.D.E.P.T.s) do not need to be watered. They do, however, need to be covered in soft bedding." (w/ video)
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hrgbrg.blogspot.com
)
(18)
(Bend Bulletin)
Video games being used to train new generation of auto technicians. By the way, subby knows a great mechanic for when you get laser or rocket damage to your ride, he graduated from Sega University with a specialty in rocket-jump cars
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bendbulletin.com
)
(18)
(BBC)
Cookie law set to come into force. COOKIE
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bbc.com
)
(19)
Can you grow a bread with Rogaine? Here comes the SCIENCE
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io9.com
)
(89)
Google made a billion dollars in Australia last year, and paid $174,000 tax
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theage.com.au
)
(67)
Recent excavations reveal Easter Island heads have bodies sunk many feet into the ground
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(44)
Fri May 25, 2012
New type of male contraceptive discovered, and it doesn't involve Mountain Dew or a butcher knife
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sciencedaily.com
)
(21)
We now interrupt your PS3 game for a Pepsi commercial
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g4tv.com
)
(70)
I-Mockery takes a look back at the best games ever made for the Sega Dreamcast
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i-mockery.com
)
(71)
The Earth-shaving asteroid 2012 KP24 is here to remind you why easy access to space is good
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blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(39)
Researchers use invisibility cloaks to trap, taste the rainbow
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bbc.co.uk
)
(34)
The incredibly strange but true story of invisible meth labs, dogs shot dead and John McAfee, founder of McAfee Antivirus, on the lam in Belize
(
gizmodo.com
)
(99)
'Expert' claims aliens wouldn't want to eat or enslave us - the first ones we meet will be far too civilized, and will probably want only to serve man
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(137)
(Some Guy)
One Million Moms is not pleased with Marvel and DC's homosexual comic book characters, sees no reason why they have to go and gay up something wholesome like men sneaking off to put on flamboyant costumes and grapple with each other
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robot6.comicbookresources.com
)
(265)
(msnbc)
17% of Americans now consider themselves tech geeks, have the wedgie scars to prove it
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technolog.msnbc.msn.com
)
(85)
Robots are learning to recognize human gestures. But don't try that one. Or that one. And oh yeah, definitely not that one. Unless you don't mind them going all skynet on your ass, of course
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sciencedaily.com
)
(3)
MIT invents hypospray
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idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com
)
(32)
35 of the nerdiest Star Wars tributes ever
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wired.com
)
(26)
Axis powers are strong. This is not a repeat from 1939
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news.cnet.com
)
(15)
NOM NOM NOM NOM. There, I hope those hours of baking and painstaking decoration were worth it
(
boingboing.net
)
(11)
Scientists believe a new sensory organ they have discovered in whales shows how they are like "mammals from space". Still no transparent aluminum
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io9.com
)
(28)
OH COME ON. They got paid for this study? WHAT GAME IS THE REF WATCHING??
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blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(15)
(SCIENCE)
Schizophrenia drug cures a form of leukemia. Still no cure for the CIA-implanted chip in my head
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news.sciencemag.org
)
(17)
London Police now using mobile fingerprint scanners to help identify suspects after deciding that dental records were about as effective as using DNA information in Tennessee
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bbc.co.uk
)
(12)
Scientists conducting autopsy of a volcanic eruption. But first, they're going to need a much, much bigger exam table
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sciencedaily.com
)
(2)
New SKA telescope will not be built in the Carribean. Jimmy Cliff inconsolable
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bbc.co.uk
)
(32)
(Some Guy)
Curt Schilling strikes out 300 employees
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southcoasttoday.com
)
(154)
(Some Guy)
Live coverage of the demonstration flight of SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft to the International Space Station. Currently holding at 150 meters from the ISS
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spaceflightnow.com
)
(201)
Scientists pinpoint exact date of Christ's death. Resurrection still up for debate
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msnbc.msn.com
)
(493)
Thu May 24, 2012
Flaming iceholes on Mars
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blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(30)
47 year old teen cracks unsolved math problems first posed by Isaac Newton
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thelocal.de
)
(126)
Non-genetic study finds Germans genetically incapable of enjoying life. Here comes the hyperbole
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spiegel.de
)
(67)
The life and times of the rocks from Studio C
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boston.com
)
(9)
Hey, YEAH.... Why ARE the best competitive eaters skinny?
(
mentalfloss.com
)
(62)
(U.S. Geological Survey)
Tahoe's earthquake risk is quite a bit higher than we thought as the gov't finds new faults
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usgs.gov
)
(15)
(Some Guy)
Astronomy Picture of the Day: All the Water on Europa. Something something, attempt no land... ahhh just look at the cool pics
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129.164.179.22
)
(38)
Google says government cybercrime is the greatest threat to the internet; helping governments repress their own citizens and pushing for a tiered internet greatest ideals
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guardian.co.uk
)
(12)
(Eurogamer)
America is home to many things, baseball, apple pie, Florida, but Xbox could soon be deported
(
eurogamer.net
)
(53)
(Medex)
Our sense of smell just gets worse as we get older. Which probably explains our ability to raise children
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medicalxpress.com
)
(11)
121-megapixel animations of the Earth from a Russian weather satellite. Hey, I think I can see Sarah Palin's house
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theregister.co.uk
)
(12)
Scientists now looking to find evidence of extraterrestrials by using amateur astronomers, snipe hunters
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foxnews.com
)
(23)
Hey, free planet
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sciencedaily.com
)
(41)
Wingsuiters have figured out how to land without a parachute. We're this much closer to flying
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newser.com
)
(133)
Experimental solar-powered plane begins maiden transcontinental flight
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eitb.com
)
(11)
Gamestop Expo opens to the general public. Consists of used booths from other gaming conferences
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engadget.com
)
(21)
Why the 90s was the best time to read Marvel comics
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io9.com
)
(82)
(Some Systems Guy)
Evil Genius tool kit v2.0
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blog.wolfram.com
)
(25)
Apple's Sir Jony Ive: "What we're working on now feels like the most important and the best work we've done, which of course I can't tell you about"
(
abcnews.go.com
)
(71)
Kid refuses to wear hearing aid because "Superheroes don't", so Marvel creates one for him
(
myfoxboston.com
)
(200)
Want to buy an old Porsche for $50,000 that Bill Gates owned in 1988? No? Well, here it is anyway
(
seattlepi.com
)
(33)
Wed May 23, 2012
Google warns users infected with DNSChanger as web outage n--****CARRIER LOST****
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networkworld.com
)
(20)
Apples that won't go brown. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*
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cnews.canoe.ca
)
(31)
(Architizer)
Korean artist constructs "Type City", a leaden miniature city made out of movable type from junked printing press. Meanwhile, in Comic Sansville, you are advised not to drink from public fontains
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architizer.com
)
(16)
After Saturday hell of Great GoogaMooga, celebrity chef Eddie Huang assesses class of folks who attend food festivals: "Like a monsoon of uncontrollable soul burning diarrhea, the foodies descended upon us"
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observer.com
)
(18)
Underworld worm, walking cactus creature, blue tarantula, and sneezing monkey. No, they're not enemies in a trippy new video game, they're four of the animals you'll see on the new species Top 10 list
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sciencedaily.com
)
(19)
Ever wonder how construction cranes get up on top of skyscrapers? Or more importantly, how they get down? Here comes the engineering
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slate.com
)
(77)
In today's big fat American news, CDC publishes "new (ab)normal" portion-size infographic, featuring bloated pedestrian icons of now instead of trim pedestrian icons of the 1950s
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theatlantic.com
)
(74)
Pinkie Pie talks about bringing down Chrome. You don't see the other ponies engaged in such shenanigans
(
arstechnica.com
)
(86)
Who is Robert Moog? Secrets behind the Google doodle
(
mirror.co.uk
)
(33)
(Some Guy)
UFOs are affecting ground-dwelling invertebrates in Cornwall. Nearby slugs spotted sculpting mountains from mashed potatoes
(
thedailystar.net
)
(5)
Chrome is the top browser? Yeah, about that: Chrome cooks the books. A re-evaluation puts its usage behind Firefox. On the upside: It's still ahead of Lynx and Cello
(
tech.slashdot.org
)
(67)
How to destroy the internet? Thought Nyan cat took care of that years ago
(
gizmodo.com
)
(24)
Alfa and Mazda unite to bring new Spyder to bear, will this be the first Italian car that actually runs?
(
wired.com
)
(67)
(Web Urbanist)
They say the tallest buildings of an era reflect its most cherished values and, by and large, that's also true of this pile of crap
(
weburbanist.com
)
(35)
5 tips for Diablo 3. Three are obvious, and two completely break the game
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aggrogate.com
)
(233)
That's no moon... That's MY moon
(
techeblog.com
)
(7)
Yo Dawg, I herd you like ships
(
gizmodo.com
)
(13)
The twelve most idiotic video game boycotts of all time. Remember when you were forbidden to play Mortal Kombat at the arcade?
(
toplessrobot.com
)
(124)
(Physics World)
Quantum teleportation record broken... again. This is everything all at once while being nothing at the same time as something else is other than the thing it is while being in the exact same space as another without touching. Makes sense
(
physicsworld.com
)
(39)
(MyFaceSpacedIn)
PROTIP: IF you are a Disney CM stealing an iPhone from a passenger on the cruise ship, best not take pictures of your fellow CMs, especially if the iPhone is loading directly to Facebook. BONUS: read the comments for added hilarity
(
facebook.com
)
(102)
Should planet X be called planet IX now?
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(40)
(Some Guy)
HP Lovecraft and Nikola Tesla star in 'Paranormal Investigators'
(
slyoyster.com
)
(20)
New TB test promises to be just like your mom
(
sciencedaily.com
)
(24)
Russia, Japan, Europe, India and World Superpower Canada are together aiming to establish permanent bases on the Moon. NASA, um, isn't
(
blogs.nature.com
)
(46)
F=ma pizza
(
blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(10)
Finally, that Star Fox / Metroid crossover you dreamed of when you were 11 may finally be reality. Do a barrel roll
(
ign.com
)
(8)
MIT engineers devise non-stick coating for insides of condiment bottles, meaning no more whacking the 57. That's not a euphemism for anything lewd
(
boston.com
)
(61)
(Some Guy)
The overriding question is: As artificial intelligence advances, do humans have to remain in the loop?
(
govexec.com
)
(53)
One tiny atom in my fingernail could be one little tiny universe. Could l buy some pot from you?
(
thedailybeast.com
)
(19)
Ok. Best. Doodle. Ever
(
google.com
)
(179)
(Some Finger Action)
Your mouse and keyboard could soon be worthless
(
uberreview.com
)
(113)
Marvel Comics responds to DC's decision to out a gay character by announcing a same-sex wedding will take pages in X-Men
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(134)
Tue May 22, 2012
(phys.org)
New study shows that sleeping around can be costly for sparrows. It pays not to be a cheap cluck
(
phys.org
)
(10)
Animal Planet is going to create a 2 hr. CGI special "Mermaids: The Body Found." Were mermaids as we know them real, or was it something more realistic like aquatic apes?
(
foxnews.com
)
(119)
Alien hunter and SETI scientist who inspired Jodie Foster's role in Contact retires after 35 years. And so concludes her tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Goodnight, and keep watching the skis, uh skies
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(29)
This nerd could have used his skills to save the world. Instead, he stole some Legos
(
betabeat.com
)
(36)
(Nunatsiaq Online)
Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells
(
nunatsiaqonline.ca
)
(103)
Spell checkers have destroyed our edibility to spill
(
bbc.co.uk
)
(104)
Fakeclipse
(
blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(13)
A rare look at the blueprints for the machine that would go on to revolutionize arcade gaming
(
techeblog.com
)
(25)
11 bizarre methods of time travel. A time-traveling phone booth? That's just silly
(
toplessrobot.com
)
(55)
(Some Guy)
DC Comics introduces "Superman Family Adventures," starring Clark, Lois, Jimmy, Zod, Fuzzy the Krypto Mouse, and the rest of the gang
(
dccomics.com
)
(27)
Hologram to greet and guide travelers at N.Y. airports. Please state the nature of your airport query
(
myfoxny.com
)
(42)
People on the internet are dicks. Speaking of which, what's happening, politics tab?
(
jalopnik.com
)
(35)
The Register takes a break from murdering the English language to remind Farkers they can't do that with a headline =(
(
theregister.co.uk
)
(23)
Chrome may or may not have or have not overtaken or overtaken not Internet Explorer. Well, I am glad that I may or may not made that easy for you to understand
(
cnn.com
)
(20)
"Game of Thrones" videogames suck, so try spiking these mods on your walls instead
(
kotaku.com
)
(50)
Hundreds of thousands of Canadians still using dial-up. I wish there was something funny I could say about this but I'm one of them and I pray for death every day
(
cbc.ca
)
(129)
This is what it looks like to be strangled to death by a robot
(
youtube.com
)
(36)
If you've spent 3 years and made 750 debug attempts while trying to write six lines of code, you're probably a bad programmer. Or maybe you've been trying to program DNA
(
nature.com
)
(14)
What's smaller than Mark Zuckerberg? Erm, Ark Zuckerber?
(
shortlist.com
)
(8)
Mom, I'm not watching funny cat videos online. No. I'm fostering creative approaches to problem solving by allowing my mind to wander
(
nature.com
)
(9)
SpaceX finds a bottle of blue pills, finally gets it up
(
cnn.com
)
(113)
Old and busted: Reaper Drones New Hotness: BlimpKites
(
upi.com
)
(12)
First video from the third season of The Walking Dead
(
io9.com
)
(78)
Mon May 21, 2012
I'm not saying it was space microbes but it was space microbes
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(15)
(Blastr)
Joss Whedon picks his 10 favorite Buffy episodes. Double Lesbian Vampire Willow ftw
(
blastr.com
)
(140)
Ever so timely, Microsoft hops on the social media bandwagon
(
betanews.com
)
(54)
(Some Guy)
15 year old wins prize for inventing cheap urine test that identifies early stage pancreatic cancer with 90% accuracy
(
societyforscience.org
)
(127)
(cfnews13.com)
Orlando Philharmonic to perform Legend of Zelda concert. Here's the Link
(
cfnews13.com
)
(55)
Stunning pictures of yesterday's eclipse. Difficulty: gallery. Bonus: #4 is ridiculously beautiful
(
blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(32)
So, CAN YOU REALLY GO BLIND FROM WATCHING AN ECLIPSE?
(
mentalfloss.com
)
(43)
Steve Jobs played a key role in developing the next iPhone, presumably when he wasn't recording an album with Tupac
(
chicagotribune.com
)
(48)
How to make a perfect PB&J. You BASTARDS, you forgot to cut the crust. The whole thing is ruined
(
techeblog.com
)
(103)
(Flixist)
Why Jackie Chan should remake a Fred Astaire movie
(
flixist.com
)
(10)
Indian woman tells husband to change his Facebook status to married or she'll change her caste status to untouchable
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(34)
Hey. HEY. HEY YOU. HEY. LOOK AT ME. LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(
gizmodo.com
)
(13)
The history of the US electric grid
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boingboing.net
)
(21)
(TNW)
Hi, I'm Google Chrome, the web's most-used browser
(
thenextweb.com
)
(62)
Happy birthday, Animated GIFs. This thread is useless without you
(
kotaku.com
)
(203)
(Centives)
Researchers successfully trace the historic route of... Forrest Gump? You mean you didn't pick a real event? THIS IS WHY SCIENCE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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centives.net
)
(16)
For once, an article headline poses a question for which the answer is "YES"
(
nature.com
)
(51)
(Some Guy)
This list of failed food products will make you long for the days when Crystal Pepsi was king, and you could have one with your Arch Deluxe in the styrofoam container
(
thedailymeal.com
)
(216)
Woman shows off the first brain-controlled robotic arm. Researchers can't attach the arm to men yet until they've had time to either remove all porn from the internet or really strengthen that shoulder joint
(
9news.com
)
(33)
What could have hurt teeth with its acidity? OJ did it
(
upi.com
)
(15)
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