(Box Office Mojo)		Hancock beats off robot, Angelina Jolie	(44)
		NBC-Universal has agreed to purchase The Weather Channel for an undisclosed sum. No word on when Willard Scott's birthday bonanza will start running	(55)
		To the surprise of absolutely no one, Steve-O has been transferred to a psychiatric hospital	(54)
		Will Smith reckons he'll get wife Jada's permission before he gets jiggy with irresistible "freaking gorgeous" gals who catch his eye	(41)
(Some Writer)		Funny how the exact same scene, almost word for word, plays much better with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro rather than Scott Plank and Alex MacArthur	(34)
		Former child actor Christian Bale says Hollywood is no place for kids	(27)
		Thousands of Dr. Who fans angered because his mobile phone number seen in the last episode didn't actually work. Bunch of retardis	(98)
		Billy Joel is comforting his ex-wife Christie Brinkley during her divorce. I mean, he's REALLY comforting her, if you get my drift. Wink, wink. GRATUITOUS INNUENDO	(28)
		Stubborn Americans still refuse to eat their vegetables, drive defensively or watch Hollywood's offerings on the Iraq War	(73)
		The star of one of Britain's longest-shown soaps dead at 63. Flat caps off, lads	(7)
(Some Guy)		What a Moranis	(79)
		One film has inspired Chinese filmmakers to criticize their film industry and demand less government controls on culture. The film in question? "Kung Fu Panda"	(14)
		The coolest thing about the Batpod from "The Dark Knight"? It actually works	(39)
		Look out, Barbie, here comes the Bindi Irwin doll. Corvette Sting-Ray sold separately	(32)

		God smites California with fire because Jim Carrey wears his wife's swimsuit. On Malibu Beach	(53)
		Hans Zimmer's Joker theme "is a damning piece of music... that comes off like an orchestral interpretation of a something created by Trent Reznor's Nine Inch Nails." (some "Dark Knight" spoilers at the end)	(43)
		David and Victoria Beckham's life story to be turned into a musical - auditions for leading lady stipulate no singing ability required	(16)
		Richard Hammond and James May might leave Top Gear if their pay dispute is not resolved. How hard could it be?	(31)
		In latest news that Apocalypse may not be upon us after all, Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson vow that ABBA "will never reform"	(35)
		So meta it will make your head spin: Pop-culture list of the top 24 pop-culture lists	(22)
		Turns out Lynda Carter was using her Wonder Woman lasso to rope in cases of booze	(35)
		Madonna wants Britney Spears to join her Sticky and Sweet tour, presumably to add more sticky	(41)
		Roger Ebert watches widely-acclaimed 1935 Nazi documentary "Triumph of the Will" for first time since undergrad, and is surprised to discover it is a terrible movie and more phony than whatever Michael Moore has been up to lately	(120)
		Stephen King explains why Hollywood can't make big-budget horror movies scary, and why the new "X-Files" movie will probably suck. Sometimes dead is better	(74)
(Some Guy)		Sixty-year-old Sigourney Weaver is ready to suit up for "Alien 5." Jonesy the cat hisses	(71)
		Simon Pegg says audiences will need to suspend their disbelief when watching him as a heartthrob who's caught between Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox. Suspending disbelief? Launching disbelief into space is more like it	(45)
		Paul Hogan proclaims "That's not an audit. THIS is an audit."	(18)
		All it took to get Meryl Streep into her spandex suit for the movie "Mamma Mia" was seven men and a lifetime of grief counseling	(32)
(MIB)		Michael Ian Black says he's beta testing new fireworks like 'Whizzing Octosnatches': eight tiny vaginas that burst screaming upwards at the speed of sound, blow up, and spell out the word "Christmas"	(20)
		Don Cheadle, Sidney Poitier, Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington have joined Barack Obama on a new list of black guys that wouldn't make you cross the street if you saw them coming your way	(37)

		It's 1988, you go to see the Pogues and Joe Strummer steps out and leads them in "London Calling". Does it get any better?	(55)
		82-year-old Hugh Hefner on how he almost died choking on a sex toy, received sex from another man and had foursome with his brother in his upcoming biography	(55)
		"A near minutelong, wordless interlude where Peter struggles to dispose of a dead bullfrog has the artistry of Chaplin"	(52)
(Some Guy)		"Martin Scorsese's 'The Departed.' Michael Mann's 'Heat.' And now, Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight' can join the ranks as one of the best crime dramas in modern movie history"	(103)
		Susan Olsen has radio interview that ends badly after she shows up hung over. You might remember her from the Brady Bunch, she was the one that played Cindy BraAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHRRRRGGGHHH	(72)
		The most baffling explosions in movie history	(135)
		Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding's boyfriend has pissed her off so much she's considering fleeing the country to become a lesbian	(17)
		Lenny Kravitz insists that he has standards	(28)
		David Hasselhoff plans to make friends as crazy as him on his newly launched social networking site, Hoff Space	(16)
		Thirty-five years ago, movie executives didn't think Americans would go to movies on the Fourth of July. Here's the top ten most impressive Independence Day releases since "Jaws" changed their minds	(43)
		There may be an ounce of sense left in Hollywood yet: Warner Bros. say there is "no truth" to the story that a 'Friends' movie will be made	(20)
		Katie Holmes' Broadway debut headed for disaster, leaving insiders joking that she may have to strip off to bring the crowds in. Let's hope she shaves the beard first	(21)
		Next year's tentpole summer sci-fi movies "Star Trek" and "Terminator" represent yin and yang of time travel. Together, both are managing to turn 2009 into 1984	(18)
		Dumbass: Man is willing to pay £150 to watch final episode of "Prison Break" on his cell phone. Asinine: His phone company billed him £31,500. Stupid: Is as stupid does	(54)
(Some Guy)		Christina Applegate is back on the market	(44)
		Strip club, hoping to gain license to allow in 18 to 20-year-olds, promotes itself as a "center for the visual and performing arts". Number of art critics suddenly increases	(32)

		Spike TV accuses ABC of ripping off "MXC" to create "Wipeout," which is basically claiming they invented mocking people who fall down	(84)
		Bozo the Clown dies at age 83	(277)
		You know what Tatum O'Neal really likes? Crack	(41)
		Reality show producers say there was "a clear editorial purpose for the inclusion of an image of a frostbitten penis, which had been shown for a medical rather than a sexual purpose"	(26)
		New tell-all book written by former stripper rips Matt Drudge a new one, revealing among other shocking facts, that he's a "Young And The Restless" addict	(85)
		The most awesome Star Wars/Flashdance mash-up you'll see ever	(47)
		The ten greatest sword fights on film "My name in Inigo Montoya and I am not #1 on this list. Prepare to die"	(134)
(Dr. Horrible)		What happens when you combine Neil Patrick Harris, Nathon Fillion, and Joss Whedon? You get the awesome tag. (Accepting the award for the absent awesome tag is the cool tag)	(43)
		Great Robert Sean Leonard interview; "If I were Hugh Laurie, I would have had a gun in my mouth three years ago" Tag is for Wil reference	(54)
		Guy Ritchie plus Madonna divided by A-Rod plus Cynthia Rodriguez divided by Lenny Kravitz equals one helluva week for bloggers	(11)
		Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka	(91)
		Amy Winehouse put under house arrest so she doesn't relapse. Translation: the public needs to be protected from her	(20)
		Ex-employee of movie producer and unhinged nutbar Harvey Weinstein saved his notes and didn't sign a non-disclosure agreement. There's going to be a book and it's going to be good	(25)
		"Our Favorite Canadian Thespians." List is so short, they had to dig up a couple of dead guys and add a hot chick with Hep-C	(80)
		This just in: Donald Trump is a monumental douchewaffle who doesn't know when to keep his damn mouth shut	(78)
		Lindsay Lohan's sleezoid father now trying to sell the results of his DNA paternity test to gossip magazines for $20,000. For $25,000 he'll even give them a fresh sample	(14)
		Henry Winkler visits British school to talk about dyslexia. Because who could be a better spokesman than someone whose catchphrase consisted of one letter?	(103)
		Tori Spelling announces that her husband impregnated her with super sperm	(28)
		Naomi Watts is the latest celebrity to get into the "total vag workout" craze	(27)
		Howard Stern Show comedians bombed in latest stand-up show. Literally	(51)
		Jean-Claude Van Damme reckons he's a brand name like Levi's. Steven Seagal is also a brand name - but more like Wal-Mart	(50)
		Everyone whose wife hasn't run off with Lenny Kravitz, take one step forward. Not so fast there A-Rod	(44)
(Got GPL?)		Bravo to broadcast the first 'Gay Personal Lubricant Ad'. Let's hope everything goes smoothly in the end	(42)
		Christie Brinkley's ex-husband admits in court he spent $3000/month on internet porn. While married to CHRISTIE BRINKLEY	(80)
		Megan Fox dumps long-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green before she had to suffer through the embarrassment of him appearing on the new Beverly Hills 90210	(67)
(Some Guy)		Hip-hop and chess: a match made "just for the joy of flexin' ya mentals."	(17)
		The coolest pictures of celebrity busts made entirely of matches you will see today. Michael Jackson, Richard Pryor conspiciously absent	(24)
		UK bookies place 2-1 odds on "Trainspotting" star to replace David Tennant as eleventh Doctor Who, a topic suddenly on mind of many Time Lord fans lately	(69)
		Rapper DMX arrested again. No, this is not repeat. Soon he'll be in Henry Earl territory	(25)

		Surprise hits such as "Sex and the City" and "The Devil Wears Prada" have Hollywood wondering: isn't it time they aimed for middle-aged women instead of action-thirsty teens?	(65)
		Sorry ladies, Rosie O'Donnell is shooting down rumours that her marriage is on the rocks	(21)
(Stereohyped)		Watching BET programming, you're "exposed to violence, profanity or obscenity once every 38 seconds." That Tavis Smiley will smack your motherf**ing ass	(61)
(Some Guy)		Mr Christie Brinkley paid $300,000 to the teen he was sleeping with so that she would keep it a secret. Good to know the investment paid off	(37)
		Netflix is making a pile of cash on news that people don't want to waste expensive gas driving to expensive theatres	(99)
		TMZ, proving that they hate everyone, is re-posting the Mini-Me sex tape	(31)
(Some Comic Guy)		Dabel Brothers Publishing to adapt "The Wheel of Time" to graphic novel format. Let the nerdgasm commence	(129)
		News: "Top Gear" has been rapped by the BBC Trust's editorial standards committee for showing presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May drinking while driving. Fark: At the North Pole	(43)
		John Mayer regrets ever hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. He is now in the unfortunate position of being in between two whiny, highly-overrated and generally pathetic women	(76)
		"Friends" stars are running out of cash, ready to jump on the reunion train and make a movie	(110)
		Criticized by animal lover/daughter screamer-at-er Alec Baldwin, NYC's horse-and-carriage drivers call their horse diapers "Baldwin Bags"	(20)
		Director Robert Rodriguez splits with Rose McGowan, the woman he left his wife for and who he was trying to put into every film he makes	(95)
		Rachel Hunter uses her stint on NBC's "Celebrity Circus" to audition for the WWE. Look at the size of her arms (with pics)	(61)
		Lost scenes from Fritz Lang classic "Metropolis" discovered in Argentina. Dialogue track still missing	(86)
		Daniel Radcliffe likens the new Harry Potter film to 1996 drug film "Trainspotting." Expect to see Harry climbing in an out of a toilet to collect his wand	(62)
(Some Guy)		"Hancock" a disaster beyond saving	(103)
(TopNews)		Jessica Simpson beats off many other A-list celebrities to earn "best breasts in Hollywood" poll. Insiders admit that Jessica's brr... brrr... BBBBRRRROMSKIIIII	(182)
		Christian Bale vows to resign from the Batman franchise if the producers decide to introduce Robin: "If Robin crops up in one of the new Batman films, I'll be chaining myself up somewhere and refusing to go to work"	(181)
		Baby Spice likes being curvy, doesn't think she looks good thin. Even studman69 would definitely hit it	(91)
		First it was the fatties, now it's right-wingers who are hissy fitting over "Wall-E"	(388)
		The next Judd Apatow production will star Sacha Baron Cohen as Sherlock Holmes and Will Ferrell as Watson	(58)
		"CBS Evening News With Katie Couric" wins Edward R. Murrow Award for best newscast. In related news, Edward R. Murrow spins in his grave so quickly, he catches fire from the friction	(71)
		Gary Oldman all but confirms The Riddler for the next "Batman" installment	(124)
		Hottest new opera in Paris this season based on 1986 film? "The Fly." Gregor Samsa not amused	(18)
		Good for him: Jack Black wants to lose weight. Bad for us: So he can film more nude scenes	(63)
(JoBlo)		Why the addition of Robin into the new Batman universe created by Christopher Nolan wouldn't work. Sadly, no mention of the fact that the studios would probably demand Shia LaBeouf be Robin	(96)

		You can all rest a bit easier tonight, Guy Ritchie and Madonna are not divorcing	(40)
		Cameron Frye, you're my hero: oldest Ferris teenager Alan Ruck turns 52	(60)
		"Jericho" fans send 1,050 pounds of nuts to The Hollywood Reporter, showing delusional faith that the cancelled show could return and that trade publications have real power	(22)
		Pierce Brosnan is a motorboating son of a biatch. And if he isn't, he should be	(87)
		Teri Hatcher snubbed by the Emmys. Even voters know she'll never top her performance as a go-go dancer playing the electronic drums in "Tango & Cash"	(45)
		General Hammond takes last trip through the Gate. Actor Don S. Davis dies at age 65	(82)
		Beatles interview thought lost for 44 years will air again on BBC, and will feature Lennon and McCartney talking about the days before your mother was born, though she was born a long, long time ago	(78)
		Victoria Beckham says Corey Haim didn't want to have sex with her during their brief relationship. Sharp knees and all that	(57)
		This just in: Molly Ringwald is still hot	(230)
		Dear NBC: "Nashville Star" sucks. Signed, Nashville	(27)
(Some Guy)		Twelve movie directors who don't seem to be able to get a decent big screen job any more, while McG gets a Terminator flick. Go figure	(81)
		Amy Winehouse is being turned into a waxwork at Madame Tussauds and it will include a three-foot beehive. Reports that the replica hairdo is being made from recycled parts of Chewbacca's waxwork yet to be confirmed	(26)
(CBR)		Comic book artist Michael Turner passes away. The loss is hard to fathom	(38)
		Shatner describes his life as "most illogical"	(23)
		Britney Spears gets a second chance to shuffle around like a rhythm-devoid zombie at the MTV Video Music Awards	(36)
		Car Talk's Click and Clack take their made-for-radio faces to TV	(27)
(Honolulu Advertiser)		Harry Potter fans hold their Wrockstock rock fest in Missouri, New York, Chicago and Green Bay	(21)
		Charlize Theron: "I'm pretty hot"	(76)

		IGN reviewer on "The Dark Knight": "The violence is quite possibly the most intense I have ever seen in a PG-13 film, leaving myself and others wondering how 'The Dark Knight' avoided an R"	(100)
		1968: The Stones get blood recycled through them to remove traces of drugs. 2008: Ron Wood voluntarily enters rehab after a wine-tasting	(15)
(Some Guy)		"The Quantum of Solace" trailer, available in up to 720. Pierce who?	(74)
		Paris Hilton's new boyfriend won't let her get any tattoos... because he wants her to remain "pure"	(46)
		Further proof that the UK has no taste: "Four Weddings and a Funeral" named best British film of all time	(58)
		Eddie Murphy says he's done with movies and wants to go back to stand-up. Oh wait, but first he wants to get that big paycheck for "Beverly Hills Cop 4"	(45)
		John Oates' mustache thrill ride coming soon, hopefully	(23)
		Flat-screen TVs making television armoires about as scarce as quality sitcoms	(179)
		A-Rod and Madonna are dating?	(27)
		Rob Thomas: "I'm a huge pothead." Yeah, that Rob Thomas	(70)
(Lookero)		Top 10 celebrity plastic surgery disasters: We're going to need more eye-bleach for these ones	(56)
		Guy wins the Pulitzer for originality 77 years after someone did the same stunt with the same equipment and script	(49)
(iF Magazine)		Christian Bale says he'd do a third "Batman" movie... wait, the second isn't even out yet. Of course, he also has some "conditions," none of which include him striking	(76)
		Fan elbowed in the head by Amy Winehouse during Glastonbury tells the BBC all about it. He won't press charges for assault, but he may sue for emotional damages after being forced to look at Amy up close	(18)
		"They should be taken out to pasture and shot" celebrity "Then and Now" photos	(110)
		Tobey Maguire took his sweetheart to the park yesterday. Oh, wait, his wife was there too with a minor role in the playground production	(35)
		Amy Winehouse manages to wheeze out insults to Kanye West and Jay-Z during concert. Rev. Al Sharpton seen checking one bag of moral outrage while boarding flight to London for protest march	(33)
		It's not entirely outside the realm of possibility that Steven Tyler might have a teensy-tiny bit of a drug problem, maybe	(35)
		Ben Affleck lends his crucial expertize to the "Nightline" crew, flies over to Congo for a special report and comes back with devastating news: There is poverty in the world (with videos)	(26)
		Kim Cattrall is partnering with an Egyptian billionaire. No, wait. It's a business deal only -- so far, that is	(5)
		Helena Bonham Carter joins "Terminator 4" cast. Will take significantly more time in makeup to make her look like an artificial human than it did to make her look like a chimpanzee	(59)
		Hollywood actors: We are prepared to strike. Rest of the world: Whatever	(71)
		Christie Brinkley has not been taking her kids to see the piano man	(13)
		Even if you could get Anne Hathaway to go out with you, you couldn't trust her not to tell the cops about your stash of counterfeit action figures	(50)
		"Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane strikes side deal with Google, keeps his $100 million day job	(65)
		Sparta Boogaloo	(44)
		Quentin Tarantino wants Tera Patrick for remake of "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!" as the mainstreamification of porn continues	(75)
		Boyfriend of Russian suicide model goes into shock when he realizes that he's never going to hit anything that hot ever again	(295)
		Gun-toting killers are no match for a cute robot at the box office	(42)
		"Two of the models only have one arm, one has lost a leg, and one 'had all the neurons sheered off' in her brain -- set your TiVos for this week's premier of 'Britain's Missing Top Model.'" (With video preview)	(115)
		Nicole Kidman's delivery room soundtrack for her first biological child includes the music of flautist James Galway, ensuring the poor kid endless locker room wedgies and towelsnaps	(16)