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Philadelphia Eagles always have the best cheerleaders. These pics from tryouts prove it (SFW) |
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Sony Pictures confirm "Spider-Man 4," "Spider-Man 5," and "Spider-Man 6." Venom licks tongue at newfound job security |
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Punk icon Iggy Pop marks 60th birthday by diving off stage |
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In bid to outdo Angelina, Madonna adopts entire country of Malawi. Bonus: They're all converting to Kabbalah |
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Charlotte Church eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Her excuse: She's pregnant and has the munchies (pic of her pizza man) |
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Nicole Kidman has hired a surveillance team to watch her Sydney mansion amid fears paparazzi harrassment could lead to her being seriously injured in a car crash - Has herself confused with Princess Diana |
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Filmmaker to combine horror movie with live music: "This is one of the only films where you'll be asked to keep your cell phone on during the screening" |
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20 comics that can change your life |
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In wake of Imusgate, rap music execs meeting to discuss new era of music featuring puppies, kittens, and tons of starshine |
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World's oldest tree stares down Joan Rivers in the battle to be the world's oldliest being ever |
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FDNY brass furious with Tom Cruise. "What I’m hearing are stories of firemen who accepted free treatment, only to be swallowed into Scientology" |
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Schwarzenegger + 'Pimp my ride' = Environmentalism for the MTV generation |
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Bruce Willis says he keeps his youthful looks by dunking his head in icy water. Yippy-kuy-yay |
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British Airways edits Richard Branson's cameo out of in-flight version of latest Jame Bond picture |
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Matthew McConaughey was given $833,923 worth of "perks" on the set of the megabomb Sahara. I had no idea weed cost that much in California |
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CBS Radio sues tiny California radio station for continuing to run recorded Imus shows |
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"Pyratecon," a weekend-long pirate festival in New Orleans. Arrrg, all the good stuff done be looted |
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It Was 40 Years Ago Today ... The Beatles completed the most celebrated rock album in history |
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Tom Cruise hosting dinner in NYC to help 9/11 firefighters. At $6,250 a plate, not many expected to hear what he says |
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Conspiracy theories are circulating about Sanjay's dismissal from "Idol". In other news, explosives found at Ground Zero and I was the second shooter in Dallas |
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Guy from "Lost" to play Speed Racer's mysterious rival Racer X in upcoming movie. Life story to be dribbled out in annoying flashbacks throughout flick |
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Bollywood stars Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding takes three days, probably due to the 53 spontaneous dance sequences |
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The Best Children's Books. No Harry Potter, and no CS Lewis and Terry Pratchett |
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Kelly Ripa causes Star Trek disaster on the planet of Lee Meriwethers |
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Jessica Simpson to join the Pussycat Dolls next month. The Sun better be there |
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Keira Knightley says she is tired of movie posters making her breasts look big |
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How you know when you've jumped the shark: You get replaced by Sharon Osbourne as a talent judge |
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Matthew McConaughey's wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud's. It's too bad the figure is completely untrue to life, as the figure actually has a shirt on |
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Submitter gets to interview Stan Lee for his internet radio show in 2 weeks. What questions would you ask? LGT the radio site |
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Marilyn Manson’s ex, Dita Von Teese, says "something pretty bad" caused split. Odds of this being over using all the mascara: 3 to 1. Strange tag just because |
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Bag of Douche who punched reality-show Bag of Douche, viewed by TV audience of Douchebags, might finally have charges dropped. Douche douchey douche douche |
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Ponch gets a star. Still calls you a homo |
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♫ SpiderMan, SpiderMan / Does whatever a spider can ... We're one, but we're not the same / We get to carry each other, Carry each other ♫ |
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Hollywood's cup runneth over with bold, groundbreaking new ideas, like a remake of "The Birds" with an Al Gore slant |
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Lindsay Lohan was pulled from a sex scene with Keira Knightley after not showing up on set |
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Robert Downey, Jr. is bored with taking drugs. What's that? Oh, "talking" drugs. Well, that does seem more realistic |
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Gillian Anderson on staying with "The X Files": "To begin with it was alright, but gradually it all became incredibly gossipy and incestuous" |
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Neighbors dub Ricky Gervais' house "Hitler's Bunker." Godwin unavailable for comment |
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♫ You're pitiful ♫ You're pitiful ♫ You're pitiful ♫ |
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Heather Mills' impromptu dance routine on a recent flight to Britain was greeted with silence. That's what you get for stumping |
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Rapper Cam'ron's "Code of Ethics" wouldn't allow him to turn in the serial killer next door to police |
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NBC bringing back scratch-n-sniff this May for "My Name is Earl." Submitter drools at the chance of sniffing Jamie Pressly's crotch |
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Russian billionaire paying Jennifer Lopez $1 million for a 40-minute private concert. Guess it's true that money can't buy good taste |
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Sanjaya gets invite to White House correspondent's dinner. Seventh seal of the Apocalypse opened |
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Corey Haim and Corey Feldman now have an advice column on MSN. Because those that can't, teach |
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Celebrity Father of the Year candidate Alec Baldwin admonishes his 11-year old daughter for being a "rude, thoughtless, little pig" and for "not having the brains or decency as a human being" |
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That Top Model fug who got thrown in a pool by 50 Cent? She just got her ass thrown in again by Tyra |
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A complete guide to what's been renewed, what's been canceled, and what's twisting in the wind for the upcoming TV season |
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Photos of Paris Hilton driving with a suspended license while driving home from meeting with lawyer regarding charges of driving on suspended license |
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Donald Trump mails Rosie O'Donnell's used lingerie to Barbara Walters. There's not a single thing about that sentence that doesn't make you want to toss your cookies |
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"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" might soon be the only "Law & Order" variation on the air next season. In other news, good |
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Michael Ian Black gets another TV series. Expect to watch, be confused, and then have to ask others at work the next day if it was funny |
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Cowboy Curtis to provide the voice of the Silver Surfer in upcoming "Fantastic Four" sequal |
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The woman who produced "Natural Born Killers" says we shouldn't be showing videos glorifying mass murderers |
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Tony Bennett to receive the United Nations' 2007 Humanitarian Award for doing more for Darfur than the UN has |
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Britney Spears writes a letter to Prince William about high profile breakups. Something smells fishy about this, and it's not just Britney's cooter |
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Katie Holmes said to be mulling return to Catholicism. Suck it, Xenu |
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Lindsay Lohan's MySpace and Gmail accounts get hacked -- firecrotch website coming soon |
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Eddie Van Halen released from rehab, immediately pressed into service as "honorary official" at NASCAR race |
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Teen magazine stripped off shelves for showing catwalk models' genitalia now has big removable sticker |
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Kitty Carlisle dies at the age of 96. Submitter shouldn't have fapped this morning |
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U2's Bono and The Edge sign on to write music for the upcoming Spider-Man musical, bringing the level of suck to a record high |
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You've gotta love the cattiness of local overpaid L.A. news anchors. More at 11 |
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What would make a 100 chapter Chinese novel even better? Jackie Chan and Jet Li, of course |
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"American Idol" thread -- please stop submitting spoilers. Spoilers inside |
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Celebrities who've appeared on "Sesame Street." This submission brought to you by the letters F, A, R and K |
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American Pie "star" Jason Biggs steps in dog sh*t. TMZ is there (w/ picture goodness) |
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Arrrrrr, CBS announces "Pirate Master," a new series in which individuals compete as pirates on the high seas in search of treasure |
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Keith Richards has changed his name to "Belgrade Horses" |
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First pics from set of The Dark Knight emerges, whetting fans' appetites with such tantalizing images such as an office chair, and what is probably the front of a school bus |
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Jessica Simpson goes clubbin' in pants you'd normally only see on an 85-year-old man (with pic) |
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Christina Ricci, on her movie "Black Snake Moan": "I've had enough sex for the next two years of my career with this movie" |
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Luke Wilson prepared himself for his latest role by slapping himself on his thighs, one of the lesser known tactics of today's great actors |
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Jenna Fischer of "The Office" is pretty cool. What's more important, though, is that there is a nude pic of her somewhere out there |
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A mere $125 million will purchase this 15-bedroom monstrosity in Bel Air (pics) |
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Eric Bana to time travel in new movie. Maybe he can go back and stop the Hulk from being made |
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British pop star cancels U.S. tour on account of severe inebriation |
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Rip Torn pleads guilty to driving while impaired after hosting an intergalactic kegger down here |
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Nearly five years after the unsolved murder of Run-DMC's Jam Master Jay, police may finally have a lead in the case. (Second item down) |
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In a thinly veiled attempt to garner the sympathy vote, no talent "American Idol" singer claims he has "many friends at Virginia Tech"... and Simon's caught on camera rolling his eyes |
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Dig out your earplugs: The 22 most annoying songs of all time. Submitter still loves to sing "Mr. Roboto" |
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Proving that Anna Nicole Smith is the trainwreck that just keeps on giving, the National Enquirer is set to run a story detailing babydaddy Larry Birkhead's secret gay life |
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Will Ferrell has landed in hot water after making an online video clip featuring a two-year-old girl swearing and demanding alcohol |
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Courtney Love insists it was a diet that made her 52 pounds slimmer. It's amazing what the new South Beach Cocaine Diet can accomplish |
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New Fox reality TV shhow to reveal deepethst darkethst secrets of drunk people...I lowve you guyths No, serithously. You’re, like, sooooooo cool |
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Host of online video-game review show for MTV sends ex-girlfriend threatening email, saying "it's gonna be VT all over again." Jailarity ensues |
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Tentative title for the next Indy movie: "Indiana Jones and the City of Gods" |
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Still out of ideas on a epic scale: "Clash of the Titans" to be the next victim of Hollywood's Remake-a-rama. Ray Harryhausen heard revolving in his grave |
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Jessica Simpson to show off her boobies when she hosts a Pussycat Dolls show in Las Vegas |
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Chloë Sevigny has confessed to driving underage, taking drugs and being arrested as a teenager. Hot |
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Clyde "The Glide" Drexler eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars." Stumpy McGoldigger still going strong |
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Right Said Fred is running for mayor of London. Mayor trifecta complete. Again. Maybe? |
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Soap exonerates Germ |
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Paula Abdul: "You have to let me board first. I'm Famous" Flight Attendant: "I'm sorry you have to wait like everyone else" Amused Passenger: "You're no Sanjaya" Fark needs a priceless tag |
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Lindsay Lohan lesbian affair rumour spreads. It's like throwing a taco down a hallway |
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Gillian Anderson discusses how she felt while starring on "The X-Files": I want to leave |
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First reviews of "Spider-Man 3" (spoilers alert) |
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Han Solo to marry Ally McBeal |
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Dave Chappelle sets standup record after performing six hours and seven minutes |
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Kirsten Dunst claims "Spidey 4" would flop without her questionable contributions and Tobey's unique nerdiness |
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Fire up the Orgasmatron: Kate Beckinsale is set to star in a remake of "Barbarella" |
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Who says Adam Ant can't give his music away these days? |
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Blue Wiggle Anthony Field welcomes baby son. It's his third child, proving that someone has a working wiggle in that group |
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David Mamet to direct TV ads for Ford. Dealerships now expected to strictly enforce the "coffee is for closers" rule |
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Anyone picked up the Nine Inch Nails yet? Any good? |
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IN A SUMMER devoid of originality, there is only ONE name you won't forget: "They've Run Out of Ideas 2: The Search for More Money" |
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Nude pictures of Kate Moss expected to fetch $74,000 at auction. Submitter will charge much less to do a GIS for buyers |
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Sanjaya is today's Maxim Girl of the Day. Wait, what? |
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Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas duet on "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again)" for new "Shrek" movie. Also, Fergie covers Heart's "Barracuda" |
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"Shawshank Redemption" director complains "crazy" George Lucas wasted a year of his life (warning: MTV.com) |
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Bollywood stars Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai to get married tomorrow with three days of lavish dance numbers, shrill singing, very little plot |
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After triple-bypass surgery, Regis Philbin will return to his daytime talk show on April 26, says that he can now have sex "five times a week." Too Much Information tag needed |
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Teri "Leatherface" Hatcher wins top prize at Eva Longoria's wedding shower by creating a wedding gown out of used toilet paper |
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John Travolta claims he's bigger than Elvis and Marilyn Monroe, owes it all to Scientology for not following their paths |
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Top 25 songs with a secret |
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Britney's first step in reclaiming her career is firing her manager for introducing her to Paris Hilton |
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Lonely Bee Gee ensures Johnny Cash's burning ring of fire keeps stayin' alive |
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David Beckham has a new nickname: "Big Balls" |
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Henry Rollins learns it's hard out there for a Pip, when his dream of backing up Gladys Knight was crushed |
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Charlie Sheen and his stalker settle lawsuit over his TV show's stalker character, who looked and acted too much like the real one |
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Gay radio station to debut in Toronto, will start with 12-hour My Chemical Romance marathon |
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Publisher of Rolling Stone now cheating on his partner with a man who's married to a woman and has kids |
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"Wizard of Id" cartoonist dies. No, this is not a repeat |
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Could Britney Spears be the next Queen of England? Bet on it |
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Julian Lennon sells out his father's legacy again, but at least this time we won't have to hear him sing |
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This fall, from the producers of "Big Brother" comes "Fat Kids Can't Hunt" |
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Having replaced all their local DJs with syndicated has-beens, radio stations can't figure out why their talent pool dried up |
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Katie Holmes reportedly furious over new novel about a "young actress who finds herself thrust into the Hollywood industry machine, reshaped, renamed and dating a star with a big secret" |
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Madonna claims that she wants to be the female Bono. C'mon, people, weren't the '80s supposed to end 17 years ago? |
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Sixth Doctor Colin Baker says resurgence of "Doctor Who" has made his children finally realize how famous he is |
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Eva Longoria likes to be tied up in bed. The Sun is not there, dammit |
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Edward Norton cast as "The Incredible Hulk" |
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This right here is why YouTube is so valuable to the world: 1.3 million people didn't have to sit through an episode of Courtney Cox's sitcom "Dirt" to see the Aniston/Cox kiss |
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Marky Mark is tired of dudes checking out his package in the locker room |
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