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Step 1: Ask viewers to make toll-calls in order to enter a contest. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit. Apparently British TV producers find step 2 unnecessary |
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Winning an Oscar can be the worst thing that ever happens to an actor's career. Here comes the history |
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Firefighters called in to free Hugh Grant after fan handcuffs herself to him |
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Hollywood is out of ideas. "Welcome Back, Kotter" is headed for the big screen |
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Former Star Trek Producer Rick Berman still doesn't get why the last two movies failed, why Picard's head is so shiny |
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Hollywood's greatest drinkers |
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That selfish Sporty Spice believes her solo career is more important than a Spice Girls reunion |
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: "Basic Instinct 2" is the Worst Movie of the Year |
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Oliver Stone's third try at 'Alexander' sucks for 220 minutes |
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Actress punished with community service after showing too much Thai at awards ceremony |
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"Little Miss Sunshine" wins indie film awards |
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Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks to become a rock opera |
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David Lynch talks about meditating, bottled uteruses and why nobody should have a kitchen in their house |
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Hollywoods next big idea... A rollerskating vampire traffic cop |
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Coldplay is sorry that the price of a ticket to see them in Chile is $160 |
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Stephen King calls his epic "Dark Tower" series "just a first draft" |
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Craig Ferguson reassesses funny in wake of Anna Nicole and Britney in this remarkable late-night monologue |
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Original lineup of Dinosaur Jr. to release new album on May 1. Article includes picture of a frog in a tree that has nothing to do with the article but seems appropriate somehow |
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Today would have been Abe Vigoda's 86th birthday |
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Backstage riders for some popular '80's acts. Submitter wants to party with U2 |
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James Cameron asks: Where is your God now? |
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Michael Jackson confirms he is converting to Islam, says he only has 69 more to go |
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Time Magazine delivers a hard hitting analysis of Britney's mental meltdown like it really means anything to anyone |
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Classic sketch from the short-lived Dana Carvey Show. "Skinheads From Maine" (featuring a young Stephen Colbert) |
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Lucy Lawless has nasty armpits |
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J J Abrams new Alias: Director of Star Trek XI. Will the fans be Lost over idea of reboot? Is recasting of the Shat an Impossible Mission? |
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Imagine a hot scene with Paula Deen, a newspaper, and a naked guy in a hotel corridor |
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Christina Aguilera recorded a song about oral sex, says it will never reach the public's ears |
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Top rated hunting TV show host about to lose his gig after referring to assault weapons as "terrorist" weapons |
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"No one needs to see a man getting sexual relief from a cat in slow motion. Trust me." - Warren Ellis explains all about sex in Second Life |
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Not even your obnoxious basement dwelling brother-in-law could come up with a movie flub list to rival CNet's nitpicking |
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Angelina Jolie named "sexiest woman in history of the world." Bea Arthur last seen flashing thigh and demanding recount |
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B-movie actress Bonita Money found guilty in kidnapping plot more interesting than any of her movies |
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Hugh Grant turned down role of Doctor Who. "Knowing me, I'd probably make a mess of it." Elizabeth Hurley nods head vigorously |
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This will either be the greatest thing since sliced bread or the worst collaboration in music history: Mariah Carey is cowriting a song with Willie Nelson |
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Despite reports that the Van Halen reunion tour with David Lee Roth had been cancelled, inside sources say it has merely been "postponed", which is the new way to say "not a snowball's chance in Hell" |
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In a shocking turn of events no one could have ever expected, Ryan Seacrest admits he has a crush on another man |
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Look out... Ronnie James Dio recording three new songs with Black Sabbath |
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Author of Das Boot kicks the bucket |
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Michelle Malkin gets her own show on the fair and balanced Fox News Channel |
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The new Transformers movie is a transparent attempt to market us crap. In other words, it's just like the last one |
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Old and busted: band camp. New hotness: American Idol camp |
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Actress Mischa Barton's sister goes into rehab, and Mischa supports her by heading to a parking lot and getting high (pics) |
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Sacha Baron Cohen turned down the chance to be an Oscar presenter this Sunday because the stuffy morons who produce the show wouldn't let him do it as Borat |
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Nicole Kidman wants to be barefoot and pregnant. Urbane commentary would be redundant, just leave it at "no, you can't, not yours." |
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Justice League of America Movie Announced (Batman and Superman to Team-up) |
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Billy Bob Thornton turned down the part of the Green Goblin because wearing all of that makeup was 'unappealing'; as compared to wearing a vial of blood around your neck |
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Top 10 YouTube versions of the Kersal Massive rap. Originally two British kids (and their mate Ginger Joe) rapping about a bus journey. Now spliced with muppets, mashed up with Kraftwerk / The Cure / Slayer, and parodied. Genius |
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Billy Bob Thornton thespianically dominates an otherwise mediocre "Bad Astronaut" |
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Dave Barry uncovers the source of the "Florida" tag, in his very own special way |
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Ohio University can finally claim it is tops in something: The RIAA says students there steal more music than at any other school. YAY OHIO |
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A look back at 1977: "Disco bestrode the globe like an afro-haired, stack-heeled colossus." Your music is gonna look just as retarded when you look back in 2037, punk. Don't think it won't. Now get the hell off the lawn |
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Oscar producers hoping backstage 'Thank-You cam' will shorten speeches at this years awards |
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Britney attacks paparazzi with umbrella |
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Hollywood stars name bad lighting, botched facelift as reasons they never look as good in person |
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Drunken Jedi Trailer Trash |
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Because the original just wasn't good enough, "The Day The Earth Stood Still" remake |
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Lindsay Lohan skips the memorial service for the man who was "the closest thing to my father and grandfather" to hang out with Steve-O |
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Britney beats up on Kevin's SUV with an umbrella, she's gone insane(pics) |
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Judge overseeing Anna Nicole Smith hearings wants his own show. Yeah, no one saw that one coming |
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CNN BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Judge rules on Anna Nicole's decomposing body. For the love of god please make it stop |
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Jimmy Fallon, hot off such successes as "Taxi" and "Doogal," to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009 |
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Hot piece of eye-candy Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes audiences would stop judging her as hot piece of eye candy; says she's done with "scantily clad" roles. Did I mention she's got a sweet rack? |
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Sister of actress Penelope Cruz may actually be hotter than she is (SFW) |
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Britney gives the world the shocker by attempting suicide twice |
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Britney "Attention Whore" Spears back in rehab. Coincidentally, just in time to cancel custody hearing with K-Fed. Coincidence, of course |
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People trust the Internet to do their banking and stock trading, but they say it's not secure enough for "American Idol" voting |
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"Lost" was terrible and made no sense last night. Sharks seen circling the island |
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Fox hires the "Brokeback Mountain" writers to develop new show. Just think what they could with the "O'Reilly Factor." It'd be fabulous |
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AccessHollywood.com poll reveals that Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's kid, which of course isn't legally binding |
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The truth behind Idol auditions |
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Fuzzy Zoeller wasn't a bear, Fuzzy Zoeller had some hair. Fuzzy Zoeller wasn't all fuzzy with his Wikipedia entry so he sued the IP address that typed in the information. Hilarity ensued |
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Definitive proof that a God does exist: "The O.C." ends tomorrow. Alllejuuuuuulah brutha, can I get an amen? Suck it, athiests |
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Kim Kardashian sues over sex tape. Google hits on her name increase hundredfold on news |
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"Sandgate hosting Vagina Monologues," because most vaginas could use a sand gate |
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Homer Simpson quotes. For some reason, they all occur in the first eight seasons |
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Stallone on new movie: “It’ll be Rambo reaching old age and dealing with that and a new threat. He won’t be outrunning helicopters and dropping napalm. It’s more of an emotional journey.” This is gonna suck |
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Heath Ledger teaming up with singer Ben Harper |
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Mel Gibson's kids don't want to go into acting because it's "too hard" |
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Stars of "Dancing With The Stars 4" include Ian Ziering of "90210", Skater Apolo Anton Ohno, N*Sync's Joey Fatone and Vincent Pastore of "The Sopranos." Obviously, the theme this year is "Big Pussy" |
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ABC to launch "Grey's Anatomy" spinoff series in May. Crying doctors everywhere rejoice |
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To keep the balance of skankiness this season once Atonella goes, Jennifer Lopez to perform on "American Idol" in April |
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Good news for K-Fed: iTunes to start offering shows from The CW, meaning his album will no longer be lowest ranked in sales |
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Dutch set to ban kiddie hookers in "Second Life" |
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Norwegian Cruise Line cancels all passenger bookings so Rosie O'Donnell can fit on the boat |
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Britney has left rehab. Collect your bet if you had "less than 24 hours" |
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Aniston topless screencap is real |
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Michael Jackson wants to be Prince. This article is just too weird |
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Britney Spears: "I shaved my head because I had lice." She really does get sexier every day, doesn't she?(NSFW pic on page--relax, it's not Britney) |
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"Shakespeare In Love" is voted most undeserving "Best Picture" Oscar, and Halle Berry's over-the-top, self-congratulatory "Best Actress" acceptance speech voted worst speech of all time |
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Forest Whitaker gets tips from Toastmasters on how to avoid a trainwreck of an Oscar-acceptance speech, taking away the only reason to actually watch the show |
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If you had February 20th as the date that the Van Halen reunion would fall apart, come on down and pick up the keys to your new Buick |
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Justin Timberlake, who is not being drug tested, says the Sineading of ex-girlfriend Britney was a "smart choice" |
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Twenty comics that can change your life |
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Fourteen neglected TV shows that deserve to have DVD releases |
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Steve Jobs makes a special guest appearance on "Saturday Night Live" |
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The top 10 video game franchises that have jumped the shark |
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"CSI: Miami," "Heroes" top ratings. Suck it, Jack Bauer |
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Jon Bon Jovi plans "rock and roll scent" in effort to prove his music isn't the only thing that stinks |
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Pamela Anderson embarrassed after being asked to sign naked picture while with her sons |
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James Brown's family agrees on where he is to be buried, they feel good about it |
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Carmen Electra is officially on the market again |
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The real reason Britney shaved her head. Hint: It starts with DRUG and ends with TESTING |
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Judge rules OJ must give up past royalties to Goldman family. Real killers wanted for questioning |
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Britney losing more than just her hair -- she's ditching the Beverly Hills mansion and officially moving into trailer park |
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Spiderman III's "user generated" video contest wants thin, attractive female winners (not fat, unshaven fanboys) |
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"Late Late Show" host drops Britney jokes from his monologue as he thinks its wrong to poke fun at someone so pathetic. He clearly hasn't read his job description recently |
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Definition of a slow news day: Craig Ferguson's decision not to rip on Britney "Chrome-Dome" Spears makes the AP wire |
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Trump will shave head if he loses bet. How do you shave a toupee? |
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Fifty-three British bands, led by three you've never heard of, campaign for nuclear disarmament of England |
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Britney Spears almost missed flight back home. Made the last boarding call by just a hair |
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Jennifer Lopez was hoping her performance in "Bordertown" would prove her worth as a serious actress. If you hoped that the next line would be "But she was booed out of the theatre in tears" then you would be correct |
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Rush Limbaugh to "24" actors and stars: Are you snubbed by "Hollywood liberals" for making a "pro-America show"? Response: Uh, no and WTF? |
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Supermodel and VH1 B-lister Caprice Bourret on suicide watch after alleged overdose. Submitter still putting the money on Britney Spears in the next celeb death pool |
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Monica Bellucci and her husband came really close to making a porno together, but they thought it would look like a publicity stunt and pulled out at the last second |
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Mischa Barton borrows Nicole Richie's Mercedes and uses it to prove her driving skills are about as good as her acting |
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With all other problems solved, Bowzer from Sha Na Na convinces NJ to draft legislation protecting consumers from bands claiming to be Sha Na Na. Still no law protecting you from actual Sha Na Na |
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Test your knowledge of Canadians at the Oscars, eh? |
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The five most obviously drug-fueled TV appearances ever (w/video) |
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George Takei loves him some sweaty basketball players |
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| (Washington Post) |
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U.S. general and his experts flew to Hollywood to meet the producers of "24," so they could urge them to stop the actors who play American agents from pretending to torture the actors who play terrorists |
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Scarlett Johansson is number 1 on Playboy's 25 Sexiest Celebrities list |
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The history of McDonald's, as told by 30 years of promotional tray covers. Example: McDonald's once sustained itself on the sales of "Batman Forever" collector's mugs |
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"Rachael Ray is everywhere these days, sort of like Velveeta over Super-Duper Super Bowl Enchiladas." You know you'd still hit it |
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No lightsaber game by LucasArts will be made for the Wii. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Leonard Nimoy to host Star Trek documentary on The History Channel tonight. In other news, reports of the Internet being vacant tonight are coming in |
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"Worf doesn't want the K'lap." Another Wheaton TNG review |
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Sly's sly on 'roids raid (he chucked it all) |
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The former "Scary Spice," six months pregnant and about 360 months ugly (pic) |
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Why didn't anyone push Paris's face into her birthday cake? |
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Barbara Wa-wa and her soft, diffused-light camera lens to interview Eddie Murphy, Jennifer Hudson, Helen Mirren and Ellen DeGeneres on her annual pre-Oscar show |
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Ashley Olsen goes shopping wearing half a fox |
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Britney Spears in her new wig, or "What Carol Channing looked like 80 years ago" (pic) |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Lindsay Lohan has officially left rehab after completing a 30-day stay. It's Miller time |
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So Britney Spears just walked into your salon and shaved her head. What do you do? Place the hair on eBay for one miiiiiillion dollars |
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Counting Crows singer and rumored Farker Adam Duritz starts his own record label, "Sideshow Bob Records" |
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Bahamas immigration minister resigns over speculation he may have "colonized" Anna Nicole Smith |
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Kelly Osbourne announces someone in her family is HIV positive, then tearfully leaves stage |
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Tara Reid - New bikini pictures from Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara |
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Ray Liotta charged With DUI. "Nobody goes to jail unless they want to. Unless they make themselves get caught." |
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Cameras to follow around Paula Abdul for new reality show. Bonoduce, Busey, and Sizemore give up |
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Review of History Channel "Star Trek" documentary: "When you can’t get camera whore William Shatner to show up for your special, that’s a bad sign" |
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| (Some Guy) |
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What's your favorite Norm-ism from "Cheers"? Subbies fave: "Women -- can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts" |
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Attention People of the Bahamas: You have beautiful beaches. There is no need for this |
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