Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Entertainment Archives for '2007-01-21 23:59:59'

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JENNIFER ANISTON HAS STARTED SLEEPWALKINGone111eleventy-eleven

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'Judge Judy' earns more per year than all 9 Supreme Court Justices combined

Actor Ron Carey, who played Officer Carl Levitt on TV's Barney Miller, passes away at age 71. In other news, Abe Vigoda is still alive

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Vote for the new 7 wonders. No, you can't vote for your impressive peaks or much sought after hardwood

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Sat January 20, 2007:

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Fox: 'Idol' not cruel to contestants. In related news, bears don't read old magazines in the woods

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Fox plans a new game show, "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?", obviously they are targeting their normal audience

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Britney Spears is going bald, she's still learning how to exit a vehicle almost gives paparazzi another wiff of the vagina

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"Battlestar Galactica" producer promises to infuriate viewers with rest of Season Three. "Fans will be outraged and screaming for our heads"

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Three more "300" commercials. Nothing really new, but it's trippy to play them all at the same time

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"Heroes" producers made George Takei audition for his role as Japanese man

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(celeb slap)

Good looks, a plastic wife and a fading soccer career. the story of David Beckham

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(Trekmovie.com)

Data's emotion chip gets the better of him as he blames Star Trek: Nemesis' poor performance on fan disinterest

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Stephen King talks about upcoming movie adaptations of his books, how they'll disappoint fans, and why he doesn't care

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(TheLastBoss.com)

Snoop Dogg succeeds in assembling a 32 player Hip Hop Gaming League tournament in Vegas, where professional rappers and football players will battle each other on the Xbox 360

The Silver Surfer has chromeplated nads. You'd think that when traveling through the cosmos, it'd get a bit cold down there

(Some Wiki)

It's not just Hollywood that's out of ideas, a cover version of Eddie Murphy's Party All The Time made it to the charts in the UK

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(Some White Guy)

What songs would you put on the quinessential hip-hip album? Difficulty - at least 5 years old. LGT inspiration

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James Brown's body moved to super secret location, somewhere that it'll feel good

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(Gnarls Barkley)

No US artist's music albums are in the top 10 in Europe. Crazy

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(PR-Inside)

Slayer singer says Metallica is a sinking ship. In other news, Slayer is still together?

Gisele Bundchen claims weak families are to blame for anorexia, instead of the fashion industry that believes models should be able to double as hatracks in emergencies

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Miss America trying to rework image. Here's an idea: Put all contestants in a house to live together. Ratings bonanza cat-fighting hilarity will ensue

I hated the book, just watched the video. It made a decent movie. Snark me for thinking so. The Da Vinci Code

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Hugh Hefner, 80, planning on starting new family with live-in girlfriend. Reportedly can't wait for baby to be born, so he can stop yelling at plastic flamingos to get off his lawn

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Crew member on set of Tom Hanks movie critically injured in an accidental mortar explosion. No word on if he'll get to meet the President. Again

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Bob Barker reveals the secret to game-show hosting. Howie Mandel, you need to pay attention

Newest plastic surgery nightmare: Clint Eastwood....wait...CLINT EASTWOOD?

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Fri January 19, 2007:

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(ewrestlingnews)

Wrestler "Bam Bam" Bigelow found dead at 45. Funeral to be held at WrestleMania, officiated by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, eulogy read by "Mean Gene" Okerlund

Robert Redford opens Sundance with a call for US apology for Iraq. In other news, Robert Redford surprisingly not dead yet

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(Teen Hollywood)

One for the Farkettes, Matt Damon talking about his nude mud wrestling experience

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God Warrior returning tonight. Looking better than ever

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Drew likes to run naked in Irish wheat fields

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Fox News spokesman confirms that Stephen Colbert stole their microwave

Kelly Clarkson partners with NASCAR. She expected to make her debut in Daytona 500, be sporting the #00 and be driven by Dick Trickle

As controversy continues to build over "Grey Anatomy" star's anti-gay comment, he apologizes again and says he only meant his co-star was a cigarette butt

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(People Magazine)

Lindsay Lohan's mother claims that "everything is under control." This word she uses, it does not mean what she thinks it means

(Kent News)

Page 3 model shocked, SHOCKED I say that ex-boyfriend has published 'home movie' online

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AFI counts down the 100 Greatest Movies of all time. Again. For the 10th year in a row. Save yourself 3 hours, "Citizen Kane," "Gone With The Wind" and "Casablanca" are always the top three

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The latest star to have a wardrobe malfunction isn't Tara or Britney: it's Joan Collins

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Ali vs. Foreman, Luke Vs. Vader, Gandalf Vs. the Balrog, Colbert Vs. O'Reily?

Renee Zellweger decides to keep her fake british accent permanently along with Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Ozborne

(Pocket Picks)

SHZZL MY NZZL, it's text messages from Snoop Dogg You have to pay $9.99 a month to get three a week, mind. Also on offer: Xzibit, and two TV presenters who aren't as shizzling

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(Cinematical)

Warner Brothers announces plans to make New Jack City 2. Wesley Snipes to the IRS - suck it

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People are still talking about Rocky's win as Best Picture of 1976 over Network, All the President's Men, and Taxi Driver

(Blabbermouth)

Obi-Wan Kenobi may play Kurt Cobain in upcoming biography

(nbc11.com)

Top 20 Game Show Hosts Of All Time

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(Molly Good)

Once-very-cute Rose McGowan apparently has hit the marching powder hard and is a shell of her former hotness (SFW)

Thu January 18, 2007:

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Christopher Eccleston talks "Heroes." Who

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(Israel Digital)

First mobile in-game advertising trial in France

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(blog. tonyandme.com)

Were you ever a fan of 'The Odd Couple'? Then enjoy this sappy story from Jack Klugman's website. Wow... whatta guy

Ivanka Trump shows us her new Golden Globes (SFW)

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"Sean of the Dead" team release new comedy about tightly-wound London cop. He's got red on him

(AMG)

All Music Guide trots out the best unicorn album covers of all time, doesn't forget the Irish Rovers

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Pink's dog drowns. There's a reason we don't practice oral sex underwater, people

(East Bay Express)

Sprinkler system douses first-ever "fire ballet," soaked audience flees

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Muslim groups complain about protrayals of muslims on "24", again. Producers say the they'd like to include positive images of Muslims but THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME

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(Celebslam)

Oh the horror Jessica Biel wears a Hilary Swank hand-me-down dress to the Golden Globes

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Eva Mendes eating to make her boobies bigger

Mel Gibson: anti-Jew. Michael Richards: anti-black. Isaiah Washington: anti-gay. Hollywood prejudice trifecta now complete. In related news, who the hell is Isaiah Washington?

Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy and Chris Tucker In one film. Super green

Stallone turned down request by Mike Tyson to star as his opponent in "Rocky Balboa"; worried about getting killed

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Tonight it's Colbert vs. O'Reilly on both the Factor and the Report, a veritable megamerican superstantial plethora of truthiness

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(Variety)

"Survivor" renewed through its 16th season, will try to get back the Eye of the Tiger

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Bad: getting busted checking out a girl's rack. Worse: it's at the Golden Globes, your P.Diddy, she's Jessica Biels and it's all caught on film

(NY Daily News)

Montel Williams' psychic pal Sylvia Browne told Shawn Hornbeck's family the now found alive missing teen died 4 years ago. Oops

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ZOMG -- Out of place bra strapzors111eleventy1

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As if their auditions on national television didn't embarrass them enough, this guy went through the trouble of finding their myspaces to further prove that nothing good can come out of American idol

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(Some Wife)

Gamer's indulgent wife reviews Final Fantasy XII, is confused by the transvesite bunnies

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(TV Squad)

Ken Jennings - the UK version of "The Office" is better than the American one. There's a reason he won 74 games straight on "Jeopardy," people

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37.3 million viewers tuned in for the sixth season premiere of American Idol

(rte.ie)

K-Fed mocks himself in new TV commercial. Is there no bandwagon this man won't jump on?

The Autumn of 2006 will forever go down in history as the season busty wench pirate costumes were all the rage

Danny DeVito says a monkey went a little nuts and tried to castrate him while filming Batman

Celebrity feuds: How they started and why we pay attention

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Mary-Kate isn't the only one with an eating disorder. Ashley Olsen needs braaaiiiiinsssss

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Coming this fall, Today will last until tomorrow

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"Iron Man" adds Oscar-winner to its already kick-ass cast

Wed January 17, 2007:

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(A Socialite's Life)

Those of you who have January 17, 2007, in the Lindsay Lohan rehab pool can claim your prize

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Orlando Bloom turned 30, secret ring tattoo starting to look oval

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Britney's new song directed at K-Fed leaked on the internets ♫ “Now I suggest you get your things and leave, your time is up here with me, I’m fed up” ♫

Official "American Idol" auditions thread, Week 1, Night 2. Drink every time Paula slurs, Randy says "dog", or Simon says "horrible" Man were gonna get hammered

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(Some Goa'uld)

Nerds rejoice at the news of a movie-based-on-a-TV-series-based-on-a-movie: Stargate SG-1 movies coming soon

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Reality TV's best show "The Amazing Race" announce teams for its all-stars edition

Noel Gallagher let slip he's made $27.3 million off of suckers who think Oasis makes good music. Oh, by the way, he also mentions he only does it for the money

Cameron Diaz almost gets her ass kicked by Jessica Biel

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Sci-Fi Channel can't decide whether it should renew "Battlestar Galactica"

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(A Socialite's Life)

Hilary Swank stopped by doorman at post-Golden-Globes party to prevent her from tracking straw inside. With SFW pic of her enormous fivehead

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Song of Ice and Fire to become HBO Miniseres after Martin Finishes series, which is to say Never

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74-year-old Austrian socialite pays Paris Hilton $1 million to accompany him to Vienna Opera Ball. That's one expensive viagra woody

With her 15 minutes coming to an end, Katharine McPhee to guest star on the Internet serial "Lonelygirl15." Well fly me with balloons

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"American Idol" is the torture camp of show business: We feel bad about it but we still like to watch

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Slide down every mountain, till you get your dream. Diana Ross to mentor American Idol candidates

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Jerry Springer's big beefy bodyguard will get his own daytime talk show. Donahue would be spinning in his grave if he were dead

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With at least one big torture scene in every episode and steadily increasing ratings, the TV show "24" is more convincing than the White House at making the case for torture. Desensitization as entertainment was never so fun

Keith Urban released from rehab. Heads directly for nearest Golden Globes afterparty. You want to know whether he got tanked or not

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(undercover news)

Pink reneges misinformed ban on Australian Wool over the practice of mulesing, which is, well, anal circumcision. "I probably could have done a lot more research on my own."

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(FMQB)

In the wake of the water-drinking death of a Sacremento radio station contestant, 10 employees have been fired and the morning show cancelled. Lawsuitalarity still expected to ensue

Celebrity Big Brother attracts more complaints than the BBC's screening of "Jerry Springer: The Opera". And this time, the complaints are from people who have actually seen the show

Keith Urban has left rehab to focus more time on his drug career

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Britney Spears may be pregnant again. Daddy search narrowed to K-Fed, Jason Alexander, fb-, the Chicago Bears' o-line, the Greater Los Angeles area, Louisiana, Asia (the continent), and Asia (the '80s prog supergroup)

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Because the town hasn't suffered enough, Brangelina moves their family to New Orleans

Steve Berra, professional skateboarder and filmmaker, inspires kids with the story of how he slept through most classes, had a 1.2 GPA in highschool, and became a financial success

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(TMZ)

Inquest reveals Howard Stern may have killed Anna Nicole Smith's son. Baba-booie

Sam Raimi thinking "Spider-Man 4"

Tue January 16, 2007:

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There is bad student filmmaking. There is Ivy League entitlement. And then there is the Columbia University student-made soap opera, "The Gates"

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Jim Caviezel to reprise role as Jesus in celebrity audiobook Bible. When asked about project, Caviezel responded, "I don't understand -- 'reprise?' 'Role??'"

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(eCanadaNow)

Remember Luke Perry? Apparently he's dating Renee Zellweger

(dgc360)

Official "American Idol" auditions thread, Week 1

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(Washington Post)

Producers spend $100,000 taking nipples out of "Desperate Housewives" because some actresses refuse to wear a bra. Seems that new Skank Filter for the camera works

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Celeb couple that was meant to be: Lindsay Lohan now dating "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis. The Obvious tag shows its boobs for a free t-shirt

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Naomi Campbell sentenced to anger management classes after pleading guilty to latest assault charge. You better believe she's pissed

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"The Bold and the Beautiful" actress dies at 72. Unless it was her rival who got a face transplant to look just like her, then locked her up in a basement somewhere, and now the only person who knew her location is dead

Robbie Williams finally comes out of the closet. The Sun is there

Will Smith has named "good sex" as the secret ingredient to a happy and long-lasting marriage

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NFL rejects offer from Britney Spears to be in one of their Super Bowl ads, calls her a "train wreck" and makes a snarky comment about Paris Hilton to boot

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Fox execs say Paula Abdul was slurring her words and appeared drunk in an interview due to "technical difficulties." Must be because technically it's difficult to give an interview when you're hammered

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Keifer Sutherland takes his Jack Bauer prototype action figure out drinking. Hilarity ensues

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(People's Daily)

Hugh Hefner may knock up his girlfriend. The pretty one, not the stupid one or the one who looks like she's 40

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Scarlett Johansson could play porn star Jenna Jameson

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(People Magazine)

Apparently, a certain lovely English lass thinks that she should still have her privacy even though she's dating the heir to the English throne. With pic goodness, of course

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Fugly celeb of the day: Gwen Stefani without the help of photoshop

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler back together. If you're over 14, you could care less about this

Kevin Smith feared showing off his man boobs

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(Portal of Evil)

Strange anime Simpson's art. In other news, Portal of Evil still exists

Neal Stephenson to adapt "The Diamond Age" for a TV mini-series. Expect a commercial break just before the ending, which will take only 30 seconds

A bunch of Golden Globes were handed out last night, here are the results for the six people who watched

Bravo will cancel "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" to make room in their lineup for a Paula Abdul reality show. At least the Fab Five showed a lot of heart, they showed a lot of spirit, they gave a good performance

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Jack Bauer, the new Superman for a new America

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Valve co-founder blasts the PS3. "They should just cancel it... say, 'This was a horrible disaster and we’re sorry and we’re going to stop selling this and stop trying to convince people to develop for it'"

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Love it or hate it, Season 6 of "American Idol" opens tonight. Boo-yah

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Producers of "Lost" worried that their show is going to pull an "X-Files"

First look at covers of first new "Gunslinger" comic. Oy

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Saxophonist Michael Brecker dies at 57. Didn't reed the farking article

Mon January 15, 2007:

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(eCanadaNow)

Kim Basinger could be going to jail after breaching a custody agreement with Alec Baldwin

(NY Daily News)

MTV's "TRL" to go the way of the boy bands it once pimped

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(Are You Ready?)

Official "24" season premiere discussion thread

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(wwtdd)

Keeley Hazell sex tape This would be even better if I only knew who Keeley Hazell is

"It's not easy, being green" with Kermit the Frog. No, you did not see Submitter choking back tears, it was just something in his eye

Paula Abdul cancels media appearances after appearing drunk on live TV. Spokeman says "She was a little tired"

The final nine episodes of the HBO series "Sopranos" will launch April 8, marking the sixth and final season of the show. Maybe after the show they'll do a film...Fuhgettaboutit

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Poet laureate OJ planning on writing a prequel to his latest book, entiltled Life (and death) with Nicole

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Miss NJ resigns after getting knocked up in latest installment of "Beauty Queens Gone Wild"

California's Governor will lend his voice to a robot in James Cameron's SATURN 3 movie

Zach Braff is so depressed he doesn't even find joy in farking starlets on a mound of cash anymore

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Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer

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