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Katie Holmes's parents to boycott wedding to Tom Cruise, currently scheduled for November 20?? |
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Country singer Sara Evans files for divorce, blames it on alcohol & porn. I don't care what the reasons, but don't EVER blame alcohol & porn, lady |
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Malawi charity files court bid to stop Madonna from not adopting the kid she swears she didn't adopt |
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Stephen Hawking to star in movie. Nude scene not yet confirmed |
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Hilary Duff has a stalker. Duff beer wanted for questioning |
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Fearing that Larry King is gaining on her, Elizabeth Taylor plans to get married for the ninth time |
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Top ten racing video games |
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"Weird Al" has a single at #9 on the charts (and album at #10) - as of 10/15/06. What's next? Carrottop nominated for an Emmy? |
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Do Cylons dream of electric sheep? (Galactica spoilers) |
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If you've ever wished: "Gosh, I wish they'd remake 'Romeo and Juliet' except with seals, well, wish granted |
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Eddie Murphy to marry the only Spice Girl thought to be a man |
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Grey's Anatomy marred by ill-timing....McDreamy unavailable for comment |
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Conservative Danielle Pletka opens a can of whoop ass on Ben Affleck, Lou Dobbs and Bill Maher on Bill Maher's "Real Time." With Video link goodness in article |
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Freddy Fender has died |
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"Doctor Who" David Tennant hints he may be quitting. The Sun is there |
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OK, You know your date of birth. But do you know the date when your parents were getting it on to make you? Find it here |
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Town attempts to ban strippers, with usual results. "If the Town of Ste. Anne thinks there's going to be a prostitute f---ing all the customers in the bar, think again" |
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Nicole Kidman, UN ambassador |
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Dixie Chicks continue to appeal to the heartland by calling Bush "a dumb f*ck" in new documentary entitled 'Shut Up And Sing.' Yeah, good advice, that |
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Quite possibly the WORST children's Halloween costume ever |
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News: Angelina Jolie's motorcade mows down Indian teen. Fark: Response? Scramble the Indian Army to line the streets when she passes |
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Kasabian slams emo music: "These kids believe they are being rebellious. But they are all just moaning at each other." On second thought, he might be describing Fark |
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Al Franken's Air America radio broadcast bankrupt because everyone is listening to Michael Savage, even in "San Fransicko" where Savage is number one in talk radio. Where have all the liberals gone? |
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Lead The Killers doucheclown criticizes lead Green Day doucheclown for being unpatriotic. Because you know, Brandon Flowers proudly served his country by ripping off early Cure and Joy Division and wearing eyeliner |
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Ahmet Zappa, through years of therapy, has finally overcome dailysex |
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When two famous supermodels get into legal fight over a stupid nickname, with no resolution in sight, it's time to bring in the Dalai Lama |
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On the set of The Last King of Scotland, Forest Whitaker so completely embodied Idi Amin that he had the crew a little scared |
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Rachel Campbell is your new Octagon Girl for the sometimes incredibly violent UFC fights |
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First ten minutes of first episode of epic career-destroying TV disaster "Chevy Chase Show" |
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Katie Couric has received 50,000 ways to sign-off of the CBS Evening News. 49,995 start with the letters STF |
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Keanu Reeves finds that his Neo power doesn't make his gas tank magically fill with gas, forced to ask paparazzi for a ride |
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Paul McCartney applies to trademark his name |
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John Mayer (a self-described "douchebag") duets with Sheryl Crow while wearing a bear suit; Sheryl responds by wearing a bikini. Just get a damn room, you two (with pics of both) |
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A side by side video comparison of a plane landing in Microsoft's Flight Simulator X and its real-life counterpart |
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No one left to shoot J.R. as everyone quits big-screen "Dallas" adaptation except for John Travolta (possible Not safe for work ads) |
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Images of every single fatality from Mortal Kombat I-III |
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Freddy Fender gravely ill |
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Jessica Alba used to be a born-again Christian |
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Not news: Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are looking for a home in NYC with an award-winning real estate broker. Fark.com: His award was for "Best Solo Scene" in a gay porn film called "The Hole" |
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Indigo Girls receive a Pink shocker, excited about doing a three-way |
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The Sword of a Thousand Truths will be featured in the World of Warcraft expansion "The Burning Crusade." And just like in South Park, it was designed by Salzman in Accounting |
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If you attend Sunday brunch at the Four Seasons-Biltmore in Santa Barbara, you might have Tara Reid perform an in-person definition of "Attention Whore" |
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No child left behind? Madonna leaves Malawi without her adopted baby David |
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Ashlee Simpson was left deflated after failing to recognise any of the guests at her birthday party |
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Justin Timberlake: "I have trouble having sex to music because I'll start picking out the chords." Isn't he the catch? |
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You know it's a slow news day when Bono and Oprah going on shopping spree makes front page |
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Eighties rocker Sam Bush, performer of "Dare" and "Touch" from the original movie, may be called back to perform again on the new "Transformers" movie. Quick, someone get Al on the phone |
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Nick Lachey says "Newlyweds" reality show with then-wife Jessica Simpson was one of the dumbest TV ideas ever executed -- failing to realize that it was that same dumb idea and a can of tuna that made them famous in the first place |
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Big Bird's gender finally revealed by Maria Menounos |
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Comedy writer Jerry Belson, who wrote for "The Odd Couple," "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and somehow made Tracey Ullman funny, dies at age 68 |
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Adult Swim has a show in their library starring Uncle Phil, Ray J. Johnson and an orangutan? And they are not airing it because...? |
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"If somebody tried to hand Kevin Federline a mop and a timecard, he'd take a hostage" |
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Health care professionals strongly warn it would be hazardous to your health to follow the bioidentical hormone-replacement therapy options put forth in that recently published medical volume written by Suzanne Somers |
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The mother of DMX's child is suing him for $6 million after he said in an interview that she raped him, and "It ain't like she's a pretty girl" |
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New York radio critics now calling Whoopi Goldberg "the female David Lee Roth," and not because they both have receding hairlines |
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The film industry is bringing the Bible back to the big screen. When it comes to ticket sales, Jesus really nails it |
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Alec Baldwin improvises his own obnoxious "English, motherfarker, do you speak it?" moment with a hostess. A-B-C: Always Be Condescending |
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Ellen Barkin sells off some of her jewelry to raise $20 million, hopefully to correct that weird nose and eye-spacing thing she's got going on |
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Mel Gibson admits vanity took over, and the "first thing that went through my mind was Nick Nolte's photograph" when he got arrested; being exposed as a drunken anti-Semite, not so much |
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Over 700 individual biographies from the Marvel Universe |
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CBGB's free live streams to the final performances. Amazing schedule |
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OC's Rachel Bilson proud of "pivotal" nude scene in new movie |
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Burt Reynolds' son is not allowed to drive the "Smokey & the Bandit" car, even if his dad could get the Sally Field smell out of it |
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K-Fed wants us to believe his children come first, even before his spectacular music career and his important business trips to Vegas without his wife |
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Ten hotels made famous by movies |
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Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer quits after finally realizing she's bat shiat insane |
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Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have finally teamed up for real and made what looks to be the best movie ever |
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MGM has given the go-ahead for production of two direct-to-DVD movies based on "Stargate SG-1" |
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Nerds everywhere wet their pants, nitpick and breakdown all of the inaccuracies of the "South Park" WoW episode |
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From Harrison Ford to General Zod, a look at presidents in film |
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A very important Alec Baldwin yells at police for not letting him get past the barricades at the Corey Lidle plane crash |
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Florida judge to decide if Rockstar's "Bully" will succeed where South Park and Marilyn Manson failed |
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Sean Connery to receive lifelong achievement award in Rome. Suck it, Trebek |
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Anjelica Huston "is renowned for her striking looks." Submitter creates new internet acronym: JTUIMMALB: "Just threw up in my mouth a little bit" |
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Band frontman rips label's pricing policies while addressing a record marketing convention, is shocked when they pull the new record from stores |
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Writer says "The Exorcist," "The Shining" and "The Ring" are the only scary movies ever, while "Jaws," "Alien" and "Silence of the Lambs" are boring. Also calls "Field of Dreams" greate |
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Aniston and Vaughn denied relationship, now deny break up |
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Working the red carpet at Adult Entertainment Awards. Ron Jeremy is a "human plug machine" |
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Evangeline Lilly tumbles down 12,000-foot volcano. Not being a virgin, she was promptly spat back out |
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Jessica Alba says she'll never appear nude in film, which really, really sucks |
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Kid Rock needs Pamela Anderson to wear her Baywatch swimsuit and run in slow motion to get aroused |
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Revisionist history is all right when it involves affirmative action in a Clint Eastwood film, according to Roger Friedman at Fox |
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Kevin Federline makes another public appearance, wears new gold chain with a Pepperidge Farm cookie medallion |
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Sean 'Insert Nickname' Combs claims he only 'liked' Jennifer Lopez, did not 'like like' her |
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"Lost" is being ruined by hardcore geeks obsessed with its mythology. Obvious tag explodes into 108 fragments, scattering in the shape of a question mark |
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The hypocrite of the year award is politely accepted by Kevin Federline after he banned male dancers from Britney Spears's new video a week after he was caught with strippers |
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It takes two emo bands teaming up to add a guitar solo to one of their songs, thereby proving that three-chords and whining have now officially replaced talent in the music industry |
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Playboy suing three Chinese companies over use of bunny logo. Next up: Destroying thousands of DIY carwash air-freshener vending machines |
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Juliette Binoche regrets doing so many sex scenes. That makes one of us |
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Sarah Michelle Gellar's personal trainer helps her get ready for her first topless scene. Much to her surprise, that is |
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TV's new Bionic Woman "will lean more heavily on the role of women in contemporary society with the idea of using artificial technology." Translation: Lots of fake boobies |
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Donald Trump in trouble with Palm Beach because his American flag, just like that thing on his head, is 15 times bigger than legally allowed |
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Actual headline: David Bowie thrilled to work with SpongeBob |
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Whacko Jacko is reportedly vacationing on the French Riviera with his three young sex slaves... erm, children. (With pics of the weird one in drag) |
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Ever wonder who coined the phrase, "The [blank] from hell?" According to Yale, it's comedian Richard Lewis |
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Rod Stewart wants a national holiday declared after he gets his vasectomy |
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Funny though he may be, Robin Williams' political commentary rivals that of an angst-ridden 14-year-old's |
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America's Sweetheart circa 1994 will chew your face off if you inquire about her baby-making abilities |
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"Sharon Stone" and "Nobel Prize" go together like "mayonaise" and "burrito" |
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Lost 3.2 discussion thread (post your "freckles" pics inside) |
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If you always dreamt of having books with titles like "How to Overcome Nymphomania" or "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" on your shelf, today is your lucky day |
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The people have spoken in regard to P. Diddy's YouTube experiment, and you might enjoy their reaction, unless your name is P. Diddy |
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John Lithgow says his only career mistake was choosing not to do a hit Broadway production, having apparently forgotten about "Harry and the Hendersons" |
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Doctors McDreamy and Burke come close to throwing punches on set of "Grey's Anatomy" until realizing that they aren't even real doctors, much less boxers |
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First on-the-set photos of Optimus Prime reveal his fondness for the Blue Man Group, being a never-nude |
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"Family Guy" To Become An Art Exhibit |
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From the "Raping His Corpse" files: Steve Irwin memorial service to be released on DVD |
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Kevin Federline finally gets his ass kicked by the cops: Stars as -- what else? -- teen thug on "CSI" |
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Tara Reid opens up about being a used up skank with too many plastic surgeries |
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Interview with Henry Gale, that freaky dude from LOST |
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Lindsay Lohan wants to do more action movies, soon to star in "Stumbling Drunk Cocaine Raider" |
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As any number of tele-evangelists or CBN executives will tell you, a television channel centering around gay issues is just pushing an agenda |
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Mel Gibson says he hasn't had a drink, insulted entire race of people, in at least 65 days |
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Classic rock driving ringtone sales, Inna Gadda Da Vida costs 8 times the normal price |
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Beloved "Flintstones" and "Yogi Bear" animator Ed Benedict checks out. He is survived by his daughter Pebbles, son Bam Bam, and illegitimate children The Great Gazoo and Boo Boo |
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Because the first four films didn’t suck enough, here comes American Pie 5 |
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Now that we know how easily she freaks out, what would you like to say to heckle Barbra Streisand in concert? (link goes to related story, voting enabled) |
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George Lucas discusses Clone Wars television series, Indiana Jones 4, and why he keeps screwing up his old movies |
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Think Battlestar Galactica is the best SF show on television? Think again, eh |
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Enhanced technology makes the new Tiger Woods PGA Tour '07 seem so real that you can almost feel what it's like to be in bed with his wife (with video - but not of his wife) |
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Christopher Walken fears horses, guns, and playing a normal person |
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Sawyer says everyone in "Lost" cast worries they'll be killed off. "It’s a sensitive issue. People have houses here, kids in school" |
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Wil's latest TNG review: Picard tells Riker the underlying philosophy of his French ancestors: "Sometimes, the best way to fight is not to be there." |
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During ABC interview, Mel Gibson explains anti-Semitic remarks by telling Diane Sawyer that the Jews set him up |
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Sarah Michelle Gellar vows never to go back to TV roles. So I guess we won't be seeing her anymore unless "Scooby Doo 3" gets greenlit |
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If you're stupid enough to think "The Departed" is an appopriate movie for your 5-year-old girl, you're probably also stupid enough to have a public tantrum when someone asks you what the hell you're thinking |
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Movie posters for "Saw III" made with real blood from Jigsaw killer |
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The Hoff launches his perfume line, which is guaranteed to make you smell like a combination of salt water and cheese |
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Cassidy critically injured in crash, is sedated to keep him from moving around, rapping, or shooting someone |
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"Christmas Story" house to open for tours, leg lamp sales |
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Litigious vampire lesbian playmate about to get owned by blogger's lawyer |
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Season 4 "American Idol" runner-up Bo Bice, in a desperate bid to get some press, announces he has intussusception. Admittedly, it takes a lot of guts to admit that publicly |
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Scarlett Johansson claims she isn't promiscuous, had no knowledge of North Korea's nuclear ambitions in the 90's |
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Battlestar Galatica might be moving to NBC as a mid-season replacement. That's fraking awesome |
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Yentyl goes Mentyl |
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Say it ain't so: Hef claims he now prefers playing dominoes to having sex. Submitter tormented by Hef article without hero tag |
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Chris Cornell kept forgetting to eat after the breakup of Soundgarden |
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"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" #1 on country charts |
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie put their differences aside for their fans and a new season of "The Simple Life" |
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Duran Duran planning virtual concert on Second Life |
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Janet Jackson eyeing $30 million apartment, what are you going to do with your next $30 million |
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Who will be next Cylon agent revealed? Submitter's money is on Jammer |
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Kate Winslet imagines Leo DiCaprio to get her through sex scenes with other actors |
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Jack Nicholson: Loves swearing, smokes, beer and pudding for breakfast. Also still lives in the first house he bought |
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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie seen at L.A. steakhouse, purpose unknown |
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Slayer manages to piss off Christians AND Muslims with its new CD |
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'Serenity' star Nathan Fillion to guest on "Lost" this season. I'm so happy, I'm choked up. Honestly, there could be tears |
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Diddy promises a "gutter" Christina Aquilera on his next album. Because she's been so classy and demure so far |
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"Lady In Red" singer Chris De Burgh says he has healing powers like Christ and was able to restore a man's ability to walk. But he doesn’t want people to make a big deal about this, even though he announced it on a religious TV show |
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House where "A Christmas Story" was filmed to become a tourist attraction. Owner remodeled the house to look just like it did in the film. Gift shop to sell leg lamps, Lifebuoy |
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Slow news day: Vivica Fox boards wrong plane |
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Sean Combs revealed as more pathetic talentless hack than ever thought possible as he admits he didn't write any of the stuff on his early records and someone else had to dream up the idea of hip-hop karaoke |
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If you film yourself trespassing on Paul McCartney's estate, saying, "Oh God, we're going to be in so much trouble," don't put the video on YouTube -- ex-Beatle may not let it be |
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Andy Dick to lay off the alcohol. Coke and whore's asses not out of the question |
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There's selling out and then there's this: Mary J. Blige, Dave Matthews, Tony Bennett and Aerosmith are performing private concerts just for specific credit-card holders |
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Jack Osbourne blames sister Kelly for his four-month sex drought. Apparently she still won't put out for him |
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Yoko Ono celebrates John Lennon's birthday with peace events in Iceland. Because Iceland was the only country that would have anything to do with her |
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What fun is hunting deer if you can't strap the carcass to your car with a cigar hanging out of its mouth? |
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David Hasselhoff shocked college students by saying KITT is actually gay, and it propositioned him lots of times while Knight Rider was being made |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Legendary club CBGB to close forever. Your dog wants Psycho Therapy |
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Rose McGowan has joined Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth in the Scary Skinny Club |
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I love me some Mazzy Star |
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