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Sun September 17, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Elvira turns 66 today. Link goes to her twitter, which is full of "Yes you farking would in a heartbeat" pics
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
How many times has Morty's mind been blown? Will someone other than Roiland collect a paycheck this week? It's your Rick and Morty discussion thread. Morty's Mind Blowers starts at 11:30pm ET
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison, Walker, and Salazar try to negotiate with a dam leader for water. But if the zombie apocalypse has taught us, groups don't work well together. Can Junkie Depp save the day? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Fifteen of the Best Worst episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will Veep get a clean sweep? Will the schmaltzy This is Us manage to scrape a few awards? Will SNL be honored for its amazing season? Will Stephen Colbert make spot-on Trump jokes? It's the 69th Primetime Emmy Awards, 8pm ET on CBS
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Scorsese doing new film and damned if he hasn't cast Pacino, DeNiro, Pesci, Keitel, Cannavale and... Ray Romano?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It isn't clowning around at #1 with $60 million, American Assassin #2 $15.5 million. Darren Aronofsky's latest disaster, Mother, bombs at #3 with $7.8 million, Home Again a domestic miss at $5.3 million, Hitman's Bodyguard #5 with $3.5 million
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter hits peak depression and arrogance as Morrissey officially joins the social network. But be forewarned; the more you ignore him, the closer he gets
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Good Omens adds to the cast with Michael McKean portraying Witchfinder Sergeant Shadwell and Miranda Richardson as psychic and painted Jezebel Madame Tracy
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Let's settle this once and for all: who really deserves the title of "Best Singer Of All Time"? Pop some popcorn, pull up a comfy chair, and get ready to defend your oh-so-obvious choice in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U2 cancels St. Louis show after promoters and officials determine there's no way Bono won't make things worse
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about Devo's hit song "Whip It" is wrong
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Something stinks in Madonna's underwear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Juggalos complain about being labeled a gang. They're more of a social organization like the Moose Lodge only with clown make-up and horrible music
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Seven movies [including mother] that got F cinema scores
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
50 years ago today The Who exploded onto the scene with an appearance on The Smothers Brothers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, it's just the two greatest rock and roll musicians alive doing a smashing duet of "I Saw Her Standing There"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Boba Fett? Where? No, that's Jon Hamm--ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when Rarity's shampoo is switched with Zecora's magical remover potion? THE WORST THING EVER on My Little Pony - It Isn't the Mane Thing About, You this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Who likes motivational posters? Anyone? OK, who likes Werner Herzog motivational posters?
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's been forty years since subby bought the first Talking Heads album and then saw them with Elvis Costello opening
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan calls Irma victims "crybabies." No word on how he feels about 9/11 survivors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain said he'd whip up some good old fashioned hemlock if Trump was in his restaurant. I imagine that's in the savory category?
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Rex Reed says he has found the worst movie of the century
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis will bring back Laurie Strode for another Halloween sequel that makes no damn sense at all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Harry Dead Stanton
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne's secret to a long marriage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a mashup of Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine would sound like or what it would be called? Well, wonder no more. Presenting Prophets of Rage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie reunites with her estranged father, batshiat insane right-wing actor Jon Voight. No word if the two reconciled after he sold off the family Le Baron to George Costanza
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Those shocked by 'Mother' seem to be forgetting the time Darren Aronofsky traumatised us with ECT, an evil refrigerator and the most soul-destroying character arc in cinema history
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon heads back to Hollywood to finish up that Shakespearian rap musical that he really wants to get made, now that Hamilton was big. He wants his good friend, George Clooney, to be in it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A revealing interview with Modern Family actress Ariel Winter, who has gone from child actor to UCLA freshman
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Release date for unnecessary John Wick threequel announced
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi white supremacists legally barred from using Johnny Cash's music
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will horrorwood movies save Hollywood? Oh please if there is a penny for your thoughts
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The Pickle Rick episode of Rick & Morty was inspired by Breaking Bad
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli airlifted to hospital after falling off a horse. Shoulda seen that coming
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah has done so poorly hosting The Daily Show that Comedy Central is making him do it for 5 more years to see if he can get it right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People creeped out by myriad little holes might want to avoid this season of American Horror Story. As well as people creeped out by idiot plotting, ghastly violence, slow-paced train wrecks, and Sarah Paulson
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
For some reason Spotify does not care for catalog of band 'Infant Annihilator'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Red Rush is a new drama to be set in the 22nd century: Mars is the new Wild West luring those in search of wealth and freedom to its inhospitable surface. You probably wish you could've been a firefly on the wall when they were discussing this fresh concept
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
American Idol reboot desperately needs to sign judges willing to earn less money than Katy Perry. Brian Dunkleman still available
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's Iron Throne
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's heart wants what it wants. Her excretory system wanted a new kidney
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Washington DC filled with thousands of people of dubious moral standing. Also, ICP is holding an event
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait. Scarlett Johansson is single again? Well, why didn't anyone tell me. Quick, to the "In My Dreams" Copter
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you own an Amazon Echo or a Google Home and you saw last night's South Park, you were an unintentional part of the joke
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Little House actress sells her little condo for a lotta money
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pink turns to blue
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Private Joker talks Full Metal Jacket thirty years on: "The FMJ set, besides Ground Zero during 9/11, was the most toxic place I've ever had the displeasure of being"
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Amber Tamblyn writes an open letter to James Woods which includes detailed description of his sleazy come-ons when she was just sixteen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well it looks like that Justin Bieber-Marilyn Manson duet is off the table
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Copperfield magically makes a Tribble appear on his head
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
For only $50,000 you can have the privilege of inviting Gene Simmons to come and act like a pretentious douchebag in your living room
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at the most depressing, overrated hour on television ahead of its second season
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray. You were in there. The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Controversial French model, 16, who was infamously hailed as the "most beautiful girl in the world" at age 6, is still turning on perverts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spandau Ballet holding tryouts for a new lead singer. In other news, Spandau Ballet still exists
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Now go home and get your pinebox
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford on punching Ryan Gosling in the face, "I mean, I suppose it's 90 percent his fault"
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar's sisters don't want him around for some reason
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey folks, it's the annual "people offended by Halloween costumes" article (possible not safe for work content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rebel Rebel, you won your suit, Rebel Rebel you're getting the loot
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Full credit to Black Mirror for Apple's chilling attempt at technological dystopia
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears spent over $10 million in 2016, here is how she spent it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PewDiePie confirms world opinion, states "I'm just an idiot"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence is hot, Javier Bardem is hunky, and 'mother' is still the most off-the-wall nonsense Darren Aronofsky has ever made. And yes, we saw 'The Fountain.'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Oliver will be making fun of Trump until at least 2020
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Christian Bale ate a lot of dick to play Pie Cheney. Uh, strike that, reverse it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not News: Warner Bros uses book as source for hit movie. Also not news: Author sues saying WB didn't get rights to book. News: WB claims the movie was based on historical fact. Fark: Movie was "The Conjuring" and WB must now prove ghosts exist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... ♫ Disney legend who helped Walt bring the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion rides to life (and who also wrote that song), has passed away, age 98. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"Corinne's affair with a Jesuit priest, her subsequent pregnancy as a result, and later exorcism, are all unacceptable." Confused? You won't be after reading this link about Soap
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Georgie from IT went to see IT dressed as Georgie from IT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga reveals she suffers from fibromyalgia. The disease causes body pain, fatigue, and odd geometric golf ball-like indentations on the head
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zayn Malik says he doesn't have a bad word to say about Taylor Swift. Maybe he should date and then break up with her
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That time Larry David helped exonerate a man wrongly accused of murder - it's now a documentary film. Pretty pretty good
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ernest Hemingway's Key West cats are OK, down to 8 lives
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham's rejuvenated vagina lands a show. Apparently a slot opened up
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he and Ace Frehley will reunite for one-off concert to benefit victims of Harvey. Also claims KISS invented benefit concerts, one-off shows, and hurricanes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If you can't believe the words of an explorer named Mungo Park, who can you believe?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers negotiating to appear in Bryan Singer's Queen biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody." Party on, Wayne
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trying to get excited about Blade Runner 2049 but hated the original? You're not alone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out, 2017 is the worst fall television season in years
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Chainsmokers made a racist joke and want people to think it's no big deal
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav files a law lawsuit over unpaid royal royalties from Pub Public D
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead was heavy on comparisons to Trump's America and really highlighted the fact none of the main characters are smart enough to go on living because they keep doing stupid things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming| Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running| Didn't make sense not to live for fun| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb| So much to do, so much to see| don't forget 9/11
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Production on Sony's 'Venom' movie delayed, hopefully giving the studio enough time to reconsider making it
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith went to an Introduction to Solid State Chemistry class at MIT and nobody knows why
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Remembering that time Jackie Chan signed up for a movie about a window cleaner who foils a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center - all before 9/11 happened
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Usher gave me herpes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legendary "Monday Night Football" producer and Norm Macdonald nemesis Don Ohlmeyer dies at 72
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
LCD Soundsystem's new album is number one. They were gonna have David Bowie, Lou Reed, and Leonard Cohen as guest stars but well, things happened. They decided to stop asking people because they didn't want anymore blood on their hands
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
On September 9th and 10th, 2001, George Carlin recorded two live shows for an HBO special to be called "I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die," including a joke about Osama bin Laden and exploding airplanes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rian Johnson decides to preemptively fire himself from Star Wars Episode IX
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Death of Stalin from the guy who brought us Veep. It may be the greatest political satire this year
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell cheers up kids in an Irma shelter with Frozen songs. How about Riders on the Storm by the Doors? Or Hurricane by Bob Dylan?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
After losing Disney with an anti-semitic stunt, YouTube personality PewDiePie doubles down on losing sponsors by dropping an n-bomb during a live stream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jim Carrey has had enough of dumb questions
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Comic book legend Len Wein, the co-creator of Wolverine and Swamp Thing, has died at 69
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie didn't know that the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding debacle actually happened
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump does something
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