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Sun December 25, 2016
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Arctic Monkeys have reunited and are recording a new album, much to the delight of no one
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
We should have known 2016 would suck, because there hasn't been a single new Doctor Who episode...until tonight. The Doctor is finally back and playing with superheroes in The Return of Doctor Mysterio, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in the UK)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tupac's "Hail Mary" is not a Christmas carol
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson angers *spins the wheel* Argentina..... Again
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Looks like 2016 is ending with a WHAM!
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today writers select Kate McKinnon as Entertainer of the Year (while noting the Ghostbusters reboot sucked only because of Twitter misogyny)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue One is #1 with $70 million, Sing a distant #2 with $34.5 million. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's Passengers debuted at a weak #3 with $12.4 million, and Why Him bombed at #4 with $10.3 million, due to the presence of James Franco
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the final day of Christmas, Ridley Scott gave to me...a chestburster birth scene with screams. (Red Band trailer, Not safe for work)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1941, Bing Crosby introduces the world to a brand new Irving Berlin song, prompting future sales of a mere 100 million copies
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix renews Fuller House for a third season, because they know how rude it would be to cancel the show
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(Daily Emerald)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is all caroled out. What would you suggest listening to today to clear the brain after two solid months of Christmas music?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
While most of you are enjoying Christmas today (or at least pretending to), there's one question that needs to be asked: Why are there so few Hanukkah movies?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A&E KKK show kanceled
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
Video
 
Still confused about the entire 'Star Wars' timeline? This handy video with film clips should help the novice. Or not
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's Tales From the Crypt reboot in peril because he doesn't have rights to "Tales From the Crypt." What a twist
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Apparently, the 4K restoration of Star Wars: A New Hope is done. So now what?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
" We are here to honor the memory of a good man, a family man, a man who..BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS"
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Angels will get their wings, ZuZu's petals will disappear and reappear, Jimmy Stewart will make 1930s style violent love to Donna Reed, and you'll wonder just why Pottersville was so bad during NBC's annual airing of It's A Wonderful Life at 8 PM ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Status Quo for 2016
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anthony Daniels to Alan Tudyk: "F*ck you"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bad Moms, the sleeper comedy hit of 2016, is getting a Christmas-themed sequel set for a 2017 release
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Although the highly entertaining Home Alone movies are quintessential viewing this holiday period, it's time once again for the annual "Let's find the massive flaws in the plot" article
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eleven things you probably didn't know about Festivus
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
This just in: It's a stupid idea to film your movie in Mexico
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jaclyn Smith still looks pretty angelic at age 71
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Hu hu grr... *stampa stampa*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Mayer says he is no longer an "A" list celebrity. Apparently he was removed the day he stopped showing up at events escorting Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
Even people who like The Walking Dead television show are beginning to realize that it sucks
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Friday The 13th' game developers give fans an early Xmas present with an extended beta
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
May the Force be with her
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey gains $3.6 million after saying she lost 40 pounds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie accused of putting children's privacy at risk, presumably by adopting every one she sees
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again when British TV presenters are passing out on TV as viewers point out they have "red wine teeth" and are visibly wasted
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Staff on The Apprentice admit they heard Trump spout a bunch of crazy, racist shiat, but never anything that bad
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's how The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl made the best Christmas song of all time: "'Fairytale of New York' is a drunken hymn for those with broken dreams and abandoned hopes"
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor has labelled most pop music as a "desperate plea for commercial airplay"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even Gene Simmons won't whore himself out for Trumpy's inauguration, and Gene will usually whore himself out for anything
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(Salon)
 
 
 
We live in an age of too much television
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington call it quits after fifteen years
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Does anyone remember that Disney movie Shazaam? And the Berenstain Bears books?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren calls 2016 a "big pile of shiat"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canada's punk princess slams Mark Zuckerberg for 'bullying' Nickelback
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best Disney attractions that are no longer around. Which ones do you remember the most? Is there any missing from the list you want to see?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Here's what films look like next to their storyboards
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Everyone on the Internet, stop everything. This guy has problems with Rogue One
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
You could play a dog in Wes Anderson's next movie
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
WWE star Chyna died from toxic mix of alcohol and drugs, coroner says
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Nintendo shares its original hand-drawn Zelda maps
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(Time)
 
 
 
Real time video shows how much happens between the SNL cold open and the monologue. Bet you thought it was done better in '77
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there will be some Planet Hulk in Thor: Ragnarok
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Detroit names street after Stevie Wonder, or at least that's what they told him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck finds a way to torture us without putting on the Batman suit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain vows never to dine at Trump's DC hotel. "No thanks, guys. I don't look good in a brown shirt. Makes me look a little, I don't know, not great. It's not slimming"
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
One of Star Trek's most iconic episodes debuted 24 years ag-- I don't understand how you can be so mistaken. It was 25
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
16 and Dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jill Duggar is expecting her second child. Which in the Duggar family is still considered pretty much a dress rehearsal
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How much more money can "Rogue One, A Star Wars Story" make? How high can you count?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia has one of the wealthiest audiences in all of TV land, presumably from buying in early on Kitten Mittens
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rogue One writer discusses why a pacifist like Galen Erso agreed to build a superweapon. Hey, wasn't there a prequel book about this very issue? [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Besides being stars of longrunning sitcoms, Alan Thicke and John Ritter have something else in common
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Composer John Williams has never watched the Star Wars films. You can tell by the fact that he looks like he bathes on a regular basis
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner says he's open to a 'Bull Durham' sequel with him as a manager. C'mon Ron Shelton, make it happen
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(ComicList)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (12/21): A brand new Locke and Key series makes it a great day to ignore mainstream titles. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing
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Wed December 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And in today's Reviews of Public Art™: "A sculpture of a lion with a fishtail wearing a top hat in a town centre has been branded 'cultural vomit'"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Betting on seeing an eternally youthful supermodel at a basketball game? Take Christie Brinkley and the points
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sleepless in Seattle actor lifeless in Lynnwood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kris Jenner to Blac Chyna: "It's not that we don't like you, but here's $5 million to walk away and pretend this whole thing never happened"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disney becomes the first studio to make $7 billion on films that will, according to Hollywood Accounting™, not make any money or pay royalties until 2050. After lighting a cigar with a $100 bill, the spokesperson also blamed piracy for the downturn
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday Kiefer Sutherland. YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Stephen Baldwin would look like if he flashed his butt while in a bikini and thigh high sparkly boots, wonder no more
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(BBC)
 
 
 
James Taylor seems pretty chill, but even he flips out occasionally
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And lo, when he opened the seventh seal, there was this trailer for "The Emoji Movie"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
James Hetfield moved to Vail in order to escape the 'elitist' Bay Area, and the Bargains. Imprisoning Me. All that I see. Absolute Savings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie is off the market
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold claims to have a copy of the mythical Trump "N-Word" tape, sitting in his vault alongside nude photos of Roseanne, the funniest episodes of The Jackie Thomas Show, and other things that will never see the light of day
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke and his atrocious Cockney accent to appear in Mary Poppins 2: Poppin Fresh
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(Today)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, when someone cobbles together an article about things you didn't know about It's A Wonderful Life. No, Bert and Ernie weren't the inspiration for the Muppets, yes, Donna Reed was hotter than the fire of a blazing sun
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
An in depth look at one of the most important parts of Rogue One: Krennic's white cape (warning: spoilers)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
IMDb's 10 most searched films for 2016 list is every critic's worst nightmare
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney and Zach Braff are related to the same witch. That means...something
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Assassin's Creed movie is so bad that Michael Fassbender is quitting acting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much is Alec Baldwin paid every time he plays Donald Trump on SNL? "It's not yuge, but I'll take it"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's time to freak out; Nile Rogers announces new Chic album
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Darth Vader, in the trash compactor, with the lightsaber
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2017 Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame inductees announced: Yes, Electric Light Orchestra, Journey, Pearl Jam, Crazy Town, Joan Baez and Tupac Shakur
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Top chefs reveal the best pizza in New York City. TOP. CHEFS. How can there possibly be debate on this?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lena Dunham pinpoints what she should have done to truly be one of the cool kids
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IMAX accidentally uploads "The Mummy" trailer without sound effects and music leaving a lot of isolated Tom Cruise grunts and screams
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation has an odd image on its UK DVD cover: a picture of a scene that seemingly nobody has ever heard of before (and isn't available anywhere)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Where, oh where, is Gord Tapp tonight? Why did he leave us here all alone? We watched him on Hee Haw and thought it was true love; He met 2016 and pffft he was gone
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
After 25 years it's still TURBO TIME. Let's hop in the time machine and revisit Arnold Schwarzenegger's JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Interview with Sigourney Weaver on her unexpected life in Sci-Fi
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gareth Edwards confirms Rogue One almost had a very different ending than the one filmed [WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS INCOMING]
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Five Star Wars scenes to rethink after seeing Rogue One [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Fifth Harmony switches genres to Barbershop
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Husband can't believe Zsa Zsa didn't make it to 100. He was going to make some real dough if that happened
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Well subby just heard the news today, and don't take this the wrong way, but Assassin's Creed movie review scores won't be taken any higher, and is likely bound and tied for failure
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eric McCormack of Will and Grace said he'd perform at Trump's in exchange for "a lobotomy"... like the one Scott Baio received
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
According to the casting director of the Lord of the Rings Franchise, Gandalf the Grey was almost Gandalf the Thin White
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Rogue One was great, but where were the many Bothan spies?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In honor of Zsa Zsa Gabor, here are nine of her most outrageous quotes on marriage and divorce. One for each husband
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Passengers" is fun, romantic sci-fi, as long as you can ignore the fact that Chris Pratt is totally stalking Jennifer Lawrence
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Mr. Robot team is developing a Metropolis miniseries for USA. No, not another boring take on Superman but the old silent movie about robots
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna confirms Instagram hack, leaves Rob Kardashian. What the hell is Putin up to now?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First trailer for 'Blade Runner 2049' is here and it's return to the future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Terry Kath, the unknown rock guitarist who was better than Hendrix. Uh, no; but he was still pretty damn good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It's time to discuss the ending of Rogue One." [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A&E to air Ku Klux Klan documentary series next year. It's going to be like Ghost Hunters meets Duck Dynasty
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