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Sun March 13, 2016
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount now claims that the Klingon Language is copyrighted and if you want to speak Klingon in your fanfilms you must pay
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Carol and Maggie meet Negan, or will his reveal drag on until the finale? Will Jesus continue saving Alexandria? Will Richonne bloom? Will Tobin cry? Find out in The Same Boat. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Larry David as Bernie Sanders on SNL to Sanders' supporters: "GET A LIFE"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Comics god Al Jaffee turns 95 today and has no plans to fold
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The BBC is "taking Doctor Who for granted," claims the greatest Doctor since Tennant and McCoy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia takes the weekend box office with $49.1 million, doubling the gross of 10 Cloverfield Lane, which debuted at #2. Deadpool remains strong at #3 with $10 million and Sacha Baron Cohen's The Brothers Grimsby is DOA at #8
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman seen shiatfaced drunk and begging for a shag in Australia. News: The woman is Madonna. Fark: On stage in the middle of a concert
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Don Henley confirms America's greatest rock band is officially done
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Gear "star" Matt LeBlanc gatecrashes a wedding and then breaks down. Locals say this is the worst thing to happen to Canary Wharf since the Daleks and Cybermen attacked
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Sat March 12, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former Barenaked Ladies singer Steven Page has resorted to busking at train stations to make a living
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Finally, some important news: JK Rowling reveals the history of American wizardry
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Macklemore has no idea what you are talking about, but he has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his penis (not safe for work, sanity)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Have you wondered where Richard Simmons has been for the last two years? Probably not, but the answer to that question is a mystery wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a strange housekeeper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams doesn't care for customs officials of Egypt careless handling of his antique 1946 Martin guitar. In Egypt, writing on your crap with green magic marker is considered a blessing. OK, rock star?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The CW renews all your favorite shows. No, not Veronica Mars... or Everybody Hates Chris... or Reba... or One Tree Hill... just the stuff they currently air. Sorry to get your hopes up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a Hollywood film actress who tries to back out of the nudity rider you've signed, we will need to see you. In court
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being a crazy right-winger has backfired on the lead singer of The Eagles of Death Metal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Beyond Hope reshoots scenes and adds brand-new character just four months before opening in July
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dire Straits makes everything better
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tim Burton confirms Beetlejuice 2 is not happening
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(Salon)
 
 
 
To Kill a Mass Market Paperback
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Who better than Doctor Who to draw brilliant portraits of the Doctors of 'Doctor Who'
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The show that never ends just ended
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'The Brothers Grimsby' stars a giant elephant schlong and Sacha Baron Cohen, but how to tell them apart? (Hint: Only one of them is funny)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Halle Berry in talks to ruin Kingsman 2
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood: Life on the Street
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Investigation finds that Jessica Alba's Honest Company Inc. has not been truthful about ingredients
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former 'Glee' extra shocked and surprised to find out how many people had a problem with her leaking show spoilers on Twitter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Godwin's law makes the rare appearance as Hitler appears on Conan...to defend himself against unfair Trump comparisons
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tag about to explode here, as Cesar Milan the 'Dog Whisperer' is being investigated for animal cruelty
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde shoots sexy movie on her iPhone which...well you've already clicked so it's too late to tell you it isn't homemade porn
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spoooooooooooooooooooooon
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team travels to the '50s to investigate a string of murders they think Savage is involved with. (CW 8ET)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Darth Jar Jar? Mesa say 'Noooooooooooo'
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Tim Burton confirms 'Beetlejuice 2" is a go at Warner Bros with original players
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(Daily Express)
 
Video
 
"Just about choked on my bagel at Ben Shepherd waving Kate Garraway's arse all over the TV"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rapist denies getting fired
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War new trailer drops the mic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The 'Dadbod' Ken doll is here. Jeez, it's like looking in a mirror
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria expecting their third child. No word if Hilaria will be induced
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently it's a big deal that a Cloverfield sequel is coming out and we didn't know about it until now
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
You would think Justin Bieber would have enough money he wouldn't skip out on a bar tab. You would think
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The guy who played Jar Jar Binks says "backlash" against the character made it impossible for him to get more work. Seems fair
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(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Wait until you see the 2016 Olympics in 8K with 22.2 sound and VR
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Iron Sheik gives his thoughts on the Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker trial. Naturally, they're as thoughtful and erudite as one would think
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I don't always drink beer, but when I do I don't have to pretend to like Dos Equis anymore
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Jon English, Australian singer-songwriter and Pirate King, dead at 66
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here's a list of games that computers still can't beat humans at. Your half-elf lawful evil paladin laughs at Deep Thought
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Napster founder thinks you'll pay him $50 to rent a movie for two days
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has her ass tweet for her
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: James Deen Porn Company Faces Stiff Fines for Failing to Use Condoms
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves, Exposed
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pawn Stars Chumlee arrested for meth, marijuana, and guns in sexual assault raid. Let's hope he knows an expert on these kind of things
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Glen Campbell has lost his ability to speak and is said to be in the "final stages of Alzheimer's disease"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sharknado 4 casts Gary Busey as a genius scientist
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Wed March 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Attention ladies. Josh Duggar will be back on the market any day now
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Another teaser for Daredevil season two is here, with the titular hero taking on Elektra, The Punisher, and a super-powered Helen Keller
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did you get trolled by the George Martin GoT headline? You're in good company
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan announces new album called "Fallen Angels." Or it could be "Fallow Ankles," "Forty Aphids," "Phony Agents"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rosebud
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(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/9 New Comics Previews: Guess Who's Back Again?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rejoice, fans of outdated technology with inferior sound: the exclusive vinyl releases available on Record Store Day have been announced
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Sadder still to watch it die than never to have known it". Rush guitarist Alex Lifeson confirms that the band will not be touring again
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael White, producer of Monty Python and Rocky Horror, has died
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Wachowski siblings who used to be known as the Wachowski brothers are now the Wachowski sisters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
George Martin dead at 90. I guess we'll never get the ending to A Song of Ice and Fire
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kristen Wiig blew John Goodman off at a party after he interrupted her conversation like an over-excited fan. This isn't Nam John, there are rules
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen discusses his decision to abandon his passion project, the Freddie Mercury biopic
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Alex Winter's kickstarter for his Frank Zappa documentary went live today, with some cool backer rewards. Fark: Frank Zappa's house is a reward
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the return of Agents of SHIELD, Coulson moves to finish off Hydra once and for all. Elsewhere, Daisy forms a team of powered people to help find and defend others with powers. (ABC 9ET)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today, Hulk Hogan and a lawyer actually spent time in a court of law discussing the size of Hulk Hogan's penis. America's penal system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Urbance is a neon infused look into a dystopian future where sex is outlawed and people have orgasms after drinking soda. A working title for this show was "My Early 20's"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Many of the working people who make movies would end up on the street if Hollywood billionaires didn't donate to the entertainment industry's old age home
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, now with Tango & Cash
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' finally releases a trailer for season 6 (and nope, he's still dead)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
J. Jonah Jameson tapped to play Commissioner Gordon in Justice League
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's wife wants her fans to get tested ... and not for an STD
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
You would think that after The Force Awakens we would not be as excited for anything Star Wars until Episode 8. Well, I was wrong
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
"I went on the world's worst speed date to show you how not to use Skype Translator"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Halo modder creates quidditch mode
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawsuit against billionare CEO of Marvel Entertainment Group alleges he is less Tony Stark and more Kingpin
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
When AC/DC's Brian Johnson asks the crowd "How ya feelin' tonight?" he means it, but when he follows that with "I cant hear you" he REALLY means it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman diagnosed with cancer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chloe Grace Moretz kicks ass as the first American on Korea's SNL. Unfortunately Korea's SNL isn't much better than America's
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is one sure way of getting over the finale of 'Downton Abbey' and it involves wine. Lots and lots of wine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan testifies under oath that he had sex with his best friend's wife because his own was too mean to him. Still no explanation for 9/11
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks denies responsibility for Spaceballs 2 posters. Blames his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'Hardcore Henry' is immediately the best film of the year and here's why
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stop. Grabthar's Hammer time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director wants making of "Star Wars: Episode VIII" to be less secretive than "The Force Awakens". Finn kills Skywalker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wife of Eagles bass player takes it to the limit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Maybe Chris Evans IS a fitting replacement for Clarkson; he's just been punished by the BBC for his behavior
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Perlman discusses what Hellboy would say about a Trump presidency, then casually talks about the potential for a third film
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Greg Nicotero breaks down the chilling ending to "Not Tomorrow Yet," which starts with Carol baking cookies and ends with [SPOILERS]. Dammit, now I want cookies
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(MSN)
 
 
 
67-year-old Steven Tyler dating 28-year-old personal assistant. Subby wonders if it has anything to do with let's say money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten more Star Wars movies. Jar Jar Binks solo project conspicuously absent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Last living silent movie star, 97, gives an interview about her life in Hollywood. All answers came with intertitles and piano music playing in the background
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brit awards to be more diverse in 2017. Will finally include talent
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