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Sun December 13, 2015
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Bill Paxton is back to defend us from aliens in Independence Day: Resurgence
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'Mad TV' to return for a 20th anniversary reunion special
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Howard's new film bombs with young movie goers, anybody else who disliked high school literature classes
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Kitsune)
 
 
 
The smallest, cutest, and most influential artists from Japan just announced their second album, and renamed April Fools Day in the process
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
14 years ago today, we lost The Godfather of Death Metal. SHMHC raises the horns for Chuck Schuldiner with The Philosopher
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that guy who talks about how he was ALMOST a Marine/pro athlete/super star? Yeah, it is just as lame when Al Pacino does it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And the next movie to receive a darker, grittier, edgier reboot is: (spins wheel) Tarzan
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Marvel can't find an Asian-American actor to play Iron Fist and just might keep him portrayed by a white guy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Even the toy companies are slyly poking fun at the overcomplicated lightsabers from Force Awakens and Star Wars Rebels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No its becky
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell returns to SNL, promptly announces candidacy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The box office slumped this weekend as everyone waits for Star Wars; Mockingjay 2 took the weekend with $11.1 million, whaling #2 The Heart of the Sea, which brought in $10.5 million. Krampus slides to #5 with $7.6 million, truly a Christmas miracle
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Stephen King weighs in on internet backlash against a black Gunslinger. "What I care about is how fast he can draw"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
It's time to demystify and reassess Orson Welles. Not as brilliant as legendary "Citizen Kane" and "War of the Worlds," not as pathetic as even more legendary "Transformers" and "Orson Welles Drunk Outtake"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Many people think that MTV is all wet, but this time it was fatally so
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rose Siggins, who played Legless Suzi on American Horror Story, dies at age 43
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Sat December 12, 2015
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
When the man comes around ... high as a kite, sits in a bush and eats strawberry cake with his bare hands
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
While normals dream of Star Wars, hipsters celebrate silver anniversary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. "If it hadn't been a success and instead followed the path of Howard the Duck, perhaps comic book movies wouldn't be as prevalent today"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Get ready for "Poutinefinger" and "The Beaver That Loved Me" as James Bond's copyright has expired in Canada, eh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is the Frank Sinatra of our generation
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Oh Sotheby's, won't you auction my psychedelic Porsche? It sure will fetch plenty, millions of course? It's flashy and classy and cooler than hell. Oh Sotheby's, won't you auction my psychedelic Porsche?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of Star Wars fans who are also football fans went squee with great excitement, and then went silent. I fear something terribly awesome has happened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Here's the perfect holiday guide to the most annoying songs to play that will irritate your friends but guarantee as a sadist you'll be SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Coldplay is the perfect band to play the Superb Owl halftime show." Because everyone needs a nap
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(Art Bell)
 
 
 
Art Bell, the paranormal radio host, is putting his mic away for the last time. This is not a repeat from 1998, 2000, 2002, or 2007
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Happy 100th birthday to the Chairman of the Board" - from your friends Sammy and Dean
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 gets 14 new episodes as it becomes the biggest crowdfunded video project in internet history, even though everyone hates Tom Servo's new voice
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Fri December 11, 2015
(Reality TV World)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon says he's single, celibate and working on himself. Which is pretty much what everyone does when they're single and celibate
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Bring Back Mystery Science Theater 3000 campaign is ending, but not without a bang. Starting at 5 PM ET, you can see two of Joel's favorite episodes, followed at 8 PM by a Fingal doppling telethon to end the campaign, all at MST3K.com
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
TMNT 2 is going to be so lame and ... wait, is that Beebop and Rocksteady I see? *opens wallet and pulls out money* You've won this round, Michael Bay
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Comedian Bill Burr teaches you how to make a f*cking pie crust
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett in talks to star in Thor: Ragnarok, *possibly* as a character that even Thanos could love to Death
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Weirdest kid on earth excavates her ancient self to provide music for us LightEaters. Om nom nom
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump and Hobbes
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Cancel the apocalypse I mean...Here's the trailer for 'X-Men: Apocalypse'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford tells Donald Trump to get off his plane
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to call Shia LeBeouf and tell him he's a douche? Well today's your lucky day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
These are not the toys you're looking for
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's never too early to list the 10 greatest Christmas movies of all-time, and surprisingly 'Miracle on 34th Street' did not make the top 5. Bonus - #7 is an unexpected gift
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Thu December 10, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Golden Globe nominations announced. "The Martian" was a musical?
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Old actor yells at cloud, escorted out of community event
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dork Shelf)
 
 
 
"Once Upon A Time In Shaolin", the Wu-Tang Clan album bought by Martin Shkreli, is reported to have a very interesting clause which allows it to be stolen back by the Wu-Tang Clan and/or Bill Murray at any time. Yes please
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Not even his own body can stand Ed Sheeran's music
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
This time when Godzilla invades Japan, it's going to be big. Real BIG, like 389 feet tall big
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The definitive answer to a question a lot of people hadn't thought about since 1989: What ever happened to Terence Trent D'Arby?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
South Park ended what was arguably its best season on a high note; "What is PC, but a form of verbal gentrification?"
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
And don't forget, Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter. The line forms on the right
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(Time)
 
 
 
We finally have indisputable proof that Uncle Sam doesn't want Donald Trump anywhere near him
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer released in China. Good: new footage and dialog. Bad: Chinese guy intro with a toy lightsabre. Skip to 30 or 40 seconds in
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
One of the world's most recognizable songs is now in the public domain. Warner/Chappell loses its $2 million a year birthday gift
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Dark Tower may have found its Roland Deschain in Idris Elba
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Wed December 09, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert's ratings are so bad he's being beaten by a show in another time slot
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie takes action versus Hive. While Damien Darhk crashes a holiday party. The action starts at 8pm on CW
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger addresses the climate change denier trolls with some real talk. Likens them to "the last investor in Blockbuster as Netflix emerged"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother complains to TV station after viewing extreme toast-on-egg violence
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Sick teenager told there is a new doctor on the ward. Doctor who? Yes
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Carrot Top claims "I never had any plastic surgery." Readers respond, "Who?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This week in "OMG Who The Hell Cares" news, Erykah Badu's kids are now involved in her feud with Iggy Azalea
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Trailer for the sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is here. And yes, it kicks every ass imaginable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember when Wu-Tang sold a one off album for $2 million? Take a guess who the buyer was (hint you want to punch him in the face even before reading this)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ang Lee attached to film about the "Thrilla in Manila" fight between Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali. Look for Crouching Pugilist, Hidden Fist sometime in 2017
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Sigur Ros produced a 'horrible' Christmas film starring talking dogs and Dean Cain
source: wow247.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
New Comics Previews 12/9: Turtles and Batman and Pizza... Oh My
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge finally approves Bindi Irwin to receive her DWTS check even though she's a minor. After waiting a month, the red tape of the U.S. legal system no longer stings
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
First images of the next Tarzan movie released. In other news, Margot Robbie is playing Jane. Subby has the weirdest boner right now
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans have already started lining up outside theaters to see the latest installment in the franchise. Never mind they already have purchased tickets, they just want to wait ten days so their homemade Jedi robes smell like unwashed cheese
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The first two minutes of Star Wars: The Force Awakens "leaked" and it was awful. There was a great disturbance in the force not felt since the Phantom Menace incident of 1999
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Second spoken word of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' reveal by J.J. Abrams. Suck it Kimmel (w/ video)
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Smartphones are eating your television, says Nielsen report which says Peak TV happened in 2010
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Anthony Daniels takes pride in still fitting into slim, trim C-3PO robot suit after 39 years, although his 3-D printed model is now much lighter than old 30-pounders. "He won't say why 3PO's left arm is now red"
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Tue December 08, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hold on everyone and slow down about this whole fixing the planet thingy, Cher says she's got this
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(IGN)
 
 
 
MIDSEASON FINALES - (CW @ 8:00) The Weather Wizard returns to The Flash to break out Captain Cold & Trickster. On iZombie, vigilante crime fighter 'The Fog' is murdered. And on Agents of SHIELD, a battle ensues between Hydra and SHIELD (ABC @ 9:00)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Once again it's time to announce the winner of the Turnip Prize, honoring competitors for putting in 'the least amount of effort possible'
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Deen catching heat for potentially misusing his meat, but says the allegations have been fluffed up
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The greatest thing about the new Star Wars movies is that we get more snarky Carrie Fisher interviews
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Network television has caused Stephen Colbert's political commentary to be reigned in, and that "may not be a bad thing." Sounds like someone never got the humor of The Colbert Report
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jared Leto apologizes for saying hurtful things about Taylor Swift, fails to realize no one gives a damn about either of them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland's ex-wife writes heartfelt letter about his death, focusing not on his music, but his children. "Let's choose to make this the first time we don't glorify this tragedy; don't buy t-shirts. Use the money to take a kid to a game"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peter Robbins, who voiced Charlie Brown in the 'Peanuts' TV specials gets prison time for making criminal threats. Good grief
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Poor Thor got heckled so bad as he walked through prison researching his next role
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Martin Brooks, the man who played Dr. Rudy Wells and rebuilt Steve Austin and Jamie Summers, is no longer stronger than before, faster than before, breathing as before
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Trek and Star Wars, together at last
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Mon December 07, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Funk legend Nile Rodgers, credited for trailblazing work with Chic, Sister Sledge, Madonna, Bowie, Duran Duran, Daft Punk, and others, doesn't stress about getting into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. "I've sold more records than almost anyone in there"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kimye simultaneously reveal name of latest brat and the full extent of their ego
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino announces that he's not quite finished milking the Kill Bill franchise for everything it's worth
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Neil Peart goes Galt
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Win the Dance Marathon, and win tickets to the movies. By Dance Marathon, I meant Star Wars Movie Marathon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kendrick Lamar leads Grammy nominations with 11 for "To Pimp a Butterfly", which I assume is an audio book of his experiences as a Lepidopterist
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(Some Walker)
 
 
 
Walking Dead actor Norman Reedus bitten by fan at Walker Stalker Con. And so it begins
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The idiot characters from Fear the Walking Dead may meet the bloodthirsty characters from The Walking Dead because that needs to happen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams admits he almost killed off the most powerful Sith lord in the Star Wars universe but decided to drop him from the film entirely
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Warhol film star Holly Woodlawn takes one last Walk on the Wild Side
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seventeen instances where movies and television were ruined by the presence of bad wigs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 62 years, Playboy's final centerfold girl is still a staple of beauty
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alfred Hitchcock chose to film 'Psycho' in black and white rather than color because "it was abrasive on the eye, not comforting or beguiling"
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