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Sun July 26, 2015
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Like mother, like daughter
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police threaten to shut down concert if artist with outstanding warrants appears. Artist appears via hologram. Police shut down concert. No word on whether the hologram is free on bail or is being held until the MCP can spare a few processor cycles
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Swedish police question Snoop Dogg for suspected drug use. "Suspected?" Bwa-ha-ha-ha
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves hits Japanese track for Suzuka 8 Hours World Endurance Road Race. Woah
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone with lots of extra cash spent $64,000 on the jacket Ringo Starr wore in Help
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Monsanto 2, Old Man 0
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ant-Man takes the #1 spot at the box office for the second week, making it game over for Adam Sandler's awful Pixels, which drew in tasteless viewers to the tune of $23 million and the #2 spot. Minions was a steady #3, and Southpaw was TKOd to #5
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The show "Deadliest Catch" is starting to live up to its name as the man suspected of killing a producer on the show has apparently killed himself as well
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Fifty years after Bob Dylan went electric and improved his music for the best at Newport Folk Festival, his iconic guitar has finally returned "home" to the festival
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things you didn't know about the funniest movie ever in honor of the 35th anniversary of its theatrical release. That wasn't really a Baby Ruth after all
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Key and Peele is ending
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The artist currently masquerading as Prince releases surprise album
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
In a bid to stand alone as a country when it comes to reality shows, China insists that reality shows be realistic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mother who believes hearing the "s" word in Goonies traumatized her son for life explains why she's not letting him see "Pixels"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's unanswerable question: What is the best Eagles song? It's a trick because One of These Nights and Desperado are their two best, but so is everything else they recorded; The Eagles can do no wrong and are America's best rock band
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Like sands through the hourglass, General Hospital replaces its head writer, who is no longer as young or restless as he once was, though he took comfort in knowing there is always another world he can play in to make the days of our lives better
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stonecutters allow Steve Guttenberg to grant an interview, where he discusses the Police Academy films and turning down Sharknado
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sony tweaked a Pixels scene so it didn't offend China. However, they left all the Adam Sandler scenes in it so we'll be at war with them by the end of the week
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Average movie ticket price reaches an all-time high of $8.61. Which is still a bargain compared to the average cost at the concession stand of $29.50 for candy, popcorn and water
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Long-lost Dr. Seuss book to be released. You will read it when you cook, You will read it by the brook. You will want to take a look
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Fri July 24, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry about a thing, Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan. Dennis Rodman has your back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco, you do too much - teaching and acting and singing and writing a book about Lana Del Rey. You're not Spider-man, you know
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal's latest is a little 'Rocky.' Also, a little rocky
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dutch art museum opens selfie exhibit .. from the 1600s
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Some film critics merely express how disappointed they are with bad movies. Then there's this guy. And you better believe his rant is not even remotely safe for work
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"Pornhub has been tracking data on [bronies'] behavior - and now the website is sharing it with the wider world"
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Duggar family so desperate for cash after cancellation of TV show, parents taking legal action, selling off assets, starting with oldest daughters first
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC to be the less liberal Fox, more informative CNN
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Train wreck interview about Trainwreck
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Chris Brown delayed trying to leave Manila after being accused of fraud. Apparently it had something to do with selling tickets to his performances that list him as both a singer and entertainer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Birdman denies taking part of plot to shoot Little Wayne, says he still hasn't gotten that thing you sent him
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(Some Guy)
 
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Father finds out his son is a bully ... So he puts him in the ring with a pro boxer
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
25 Worst Original Names of Famous Bands. Come for Mookie Blaylock, stay for The Salty Peppers and have breakfast with The Polka Tulk Blues Band
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to former writer Wyatt Cenac, "Fark off I'm done with you"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Apparently there were only two things these promotional models were evaluated on before being hired
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner tells her critics that she has just graduated high school. Kim Kardashian reveals that she graduated 16 years ago under the government program Children With a Huge Behind
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(Vice)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's giant bush is causing traffic mayhem in Edinburgh
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 trailer has arrived, leaving many wondering if Katniss and Peeta finally hook up to form the celebrity couple: PeeNiss
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow would like to advise women that peeing in the shower and having lots of sex is good for your pelvic muscles
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Former "Top Gear" hosts discover that driving a golf ball is harder than driving cars. A lot harder
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Analysis of vocabulary used by 99 of the biggest-selling artists finds Eminem and Kanye West ahead of Bob Dylan and the Beatles for number of words used. No details regarding number of words used correctly
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Misjudged movie tie-ins tend to fall into three categories: blatantly shoddy, compellingly bizarre, and exploitation at its most crass
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has a problem with Marvel movies, and it's not because they don't kill off every other character
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Some jerk ruins Pixels' perfect 0% Rotten Tomatoes score
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Entertainment tab-ready headline of the day: "Michael Jackson wanted to play Jar Jar Binks in 'Star Wars'"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Children, here's how to talk to your parents about Amy Schumer
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Many members of Paul Newman's family express discomfort with the way the Newman's Own brand has been run since Paul Newman's death, fearing it's becoming just another company with pretty-good-but-not-great salad dressing and pasta sauce
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disgraced, penis-texting former Congressman Anthony 'the Wein" Weiner goes full IRONIC and gets a job fixing PR messes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney is slowly turning into George Hamilton
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The reviews for "Pixels" are out and the consensus is that it's not worth blowing your quarters on it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SyFy will allow viewers to decide if Tara Reid's Sharknado character lives or dies, as that will kickstart Sharknado 4: Citizens on Patrol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul takes two steps forwards and one step back with James Corden
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty-five "best" moments from Sharknado 3. That's really not the superlative we need
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby loses at California Supreme Court, woman's suit that he molested her at the Playboy mansion will not go away. She was 15 at the time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the fourth time Tom Cruise will be starring in The Proposal
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed makes a list of 203 "Best Songs" by 203 rock bands. Coincidentally, people now have 203 more reasons to be angry
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Adam Savage confirms the return of some very old-school characters in The Force Awakens
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(io9)
 
 
 
The worst story ever written
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will Ian Ziering be able to save us all again? Will thousands of sharks descending on DC even be noticed? It's your live discussion thread for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! 9pm Eastern on Syfy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
50 Cent: My flashy high-roller lifestyle was just a carefully created marketing persona
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There is now a magazine about YouTube and YouTubers, and it's even more awful than you'd imagine
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS hits Marvel with the 1040 Splash and gets the $16M count to secure the victory before cutting a promo and leaving through the crowd
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The art of sound in movies: Rain is bacon sizzling, cars are lions roaring
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just in time for lunch: Miley Cyrus waxing her bushy pits
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If Jim Bob Duggar ain't on TV, ain't NOBODY from the Duggar family going to be on TV
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Government says that 'penniless' diet book author Kevin Trudeau has bloated Swiss bank accounts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj. FIGHT
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(NUVO News)
 
 
 
New Comics Previews: No cats but there are bats?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sharknado 3. The gnashing teeth. The dead, soulless eyes. Now parents everywhere have to explain to their terror-stricken children that Ann Coulter is not really the Vice President
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman says he knows how The Walking Dead--comic and show--will end. Hopefully the last image is of Carl entering a house
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Novelist E. L. Doctorow is E. L. Dead at age 84
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(io9)
 
 
 
First proper trailer for SPECTRE, in which 007 flips a switch tape-labeled "Backfire" and his snazzy car does just that
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
The Force was strong with whoever changed George Lucas's original name for Yoda, and Joss Whedon should thank them
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Bloom County 2015 is gaining new characters from Facebook comments, like this one woman's '80s high school principal who objected to her Cutter John T-shirt
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Wanna see Dave Grohl's surgeon sing Seven Nation Army live with the Foo Fighters? Of course you do
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten minutes of the new Muppet Show that sold ABC on the concept
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The nice thing about being President is that every once in a while Charlize Theron will offer to take you to a strip club
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actor Lorenzo Lamas' wife gives birth--to his grandson
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(Her (Ireland))
 
 
 
You want a toe? Ed Sheeran can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, he can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team apologizes for booking Corey Feldman. They thought they booked Corey Haim
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Star Wars "didn't approve, participate in or condone the inappropriate use of our characters in this manner". Surprisingly this article is not about Episode I "The Phantom Menace"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Zombie bridge saved from zombie mall
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kit Harrington MIGHT have arrived in Belfast POSSIBLY to join the cast of Game of Thrones for Season 6. MAYBE. Meh, probably not
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With shows like Doctor Who, Eastenders, and Strictly Come Dancing, BBC programming is more popular than it's ever been. So, of course, the British government thinks this is a bad thing
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton accuses Miranda Lambert of cheating on him. No word if Shelton remembers he cheated on his wife with Lambert
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"Chipotle didn't particularly like the context in which we were using their brand"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Benicio del Toro offered the villain role in Star Wars: Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Grooveshark founder sleeps with the groovefishes
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg talks about writing Star Trek 13. "I quit like three times, I think. Every time, J.J. Abrams said, 'Oh, come on, Simon'"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Van Alexander, composer who wrote "A-Tisket, A-Tasket", as well as the scores to '60's sitcoms "Hazel," "The Donna Reed Show," "Dennis the Menace," "The Farmer's Daughter," "Bewitched" and "I Dream of Jeannie." reaches the double bar line at age 100
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, PBS unveils a new set for the NewsHour, one that will finally bring an end to the raucous shenanigans and in-studio anarchy of Gwen Ifil and Judy Woodruff sitting unseparated at the same desk. I'M STILL NOT TOUCHING YOU
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Sigourney Weaver is not a fan of Alien vs. Predator. "Why would you want to do that? It's like making Alien meets the Wolfman"
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Confirmed: It was Joel Schumacher's idea to put nipples on the Batman suit in Batman Forever. "I wanted a very sexy, very sensual, very body-hugging suit. It's my Gotham City, and if I want Batman to have nipples, he's going to have nipples"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two crappy musicians decide they are tired of pretending to enjoy each other's music
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here's what Star Wars would look like if it had been made in 17th century Japan using ukiyo-e woodblock prints instead of film
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(Car and Driver)
 
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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max World
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dammit, Woodhouse. Get back to work. That's no excuse
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence cites paint fumes as a reason to stop playing Mystique, must not be a Warriors fan
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that time they tried to replace Robocop with a giant war machine powered by the brain of a criminal mastermind that was addicted to drugs? Yeah, me too. Good times
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Just so you know, Mariah Carey's shoe closet is bigger than your whole damn house and much more tasteful
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember the 1990 episode of The Cosby Show about a barbecue sauce having a drug-like effect on the women? Needless to say, it won't be shown in reruns. Ever
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