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Sun January 18, 2015
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Everyone but Michael Moore forgot that snipers are just government-paid serial killers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Train hard, die young, leave a mutilated muscular corpse
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Is "Twelve Monkeys" A) Wasting our time. B) Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice. or C) Proof that SyFy has finally pulled its head out of its ass
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Sniper shoots its way to the top of the box office, raking in $66.8 million. At #2 is Kevin Hart's The Wedding Ringer, a fantasy film where Josh Gad marries Kaley Cuoco while horror film Paddington Bear is #3 with $24.1 million
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(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"Prepare for a wave of hissing and clicking nostalgia. The cassette player is making a comeback"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Criminal Minds is getting a spinoff starring Gary Sinese because CBS can't fathom an original idea anymore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fox is planning a live musical based on the worst movie of all time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's always a good day when Mark Knopfler releases new music. Here's a taste from his forthcoming album "Tracker," the album's first single, "Beryl"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton: The TV series
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Auto insurance or train wreck? Why not both?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen won't be in X-Men: Apocalypse, so there's really no reason to bother seeing the film now
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
In his new memoir, Marky Ramone recalls his encounters with Phil Spector, his battle with alcoholism, and the untimely deaths of his fellow bandmates
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man Of Steel star Henry Cavill flies with an "emotional support dog." Feel free to tug on the cape
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus advises everyone to masturbate once a day. Pffft, amateur
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Five old Star Wars characters that will probably show up in Episo -- wait, Grand Maester Pycelle was General Veers?
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters rider from 2011 is the best the best the best the best thing you'll read all week
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox renews Gotham, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and, for some reason, Empire
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(Time)
 
 
 
'24' might come back. WITHOUT JACK BAUER THIS TIME
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you had to enter your marriage with a prenuptial agreement that would fine either party $250,000 or $500,000 for telling marriage secrets to the press, you should have known said marriage was doomed from the start, Nick Cannon
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"What to expect from Lifetime's Whitney Houston biopic, which airs tonight at 8PM ET." I bet we can expect an awful movie and it won't even have Whitney in a yellow jacket yelling at Bobby Brown "Kiss my ass"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
At last, our long national nightmare is over
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is banning the "Seattle sound" ahead of the Seahawks/Packers playoff game. So bad news for all you flannel-wearing Wisconsinites who are still trapped in 1995 and really need to hear Pearl Jam and Nirvana daily
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
George Lucas hates the Oscars, possibly because the Oscars honors things like, I don't know, strong acting, creative dialogue, exciting plots, genuine chemistry between the principal actors
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The redneck fairytale romance seems to be at an end after Mama June kicks Sugar Bear out of her home for "looking at women online"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I watched every television show and movie Michael Mann has ever done. Truly, he is Hollywood's greatest hack." You could tell that just by watching the first season of Miami Vice
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont backs out of directing Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth in The Huntsman. That man just can't find any project he wants to commit to
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Breathe easy, my friends: BBC content will remain on Netflix after the two renew their deal
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What if the film MACHETE starred a beautiful woman instead of Danny Trejo? Well the Argentinians were crazy enough to do it and BRING ME THE HEAD OF MACHINE GUN WOMAN is so violent I'm still washing the blood off my laptop
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(CNY Central)
 
 
 
Rick Springfield's butt has been cleared of wrongdoing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Adele Dazeem will sing the National Anthem at this year's Superb Owl
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack has surpassed one million units sold, putting it on-par with Frozen
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(The TV Page)
 
 
 
'Law & Order SVU' writers have come up with an idea for an episode about a grouchy old comic who wears ugly sweaters and date rapes women
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Fri January 16, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Top British music venues ban selfie sticks, on grounds that selfies are silly enough without selfie sticks endangering health and safety of people who are there for the music
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(io9)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, "Star Trek Voyager" premiered. Here's someone who didn't think it sucked
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Eugene Levy's new series debuts on a US cable channel nobody's heard of, reunites him with SCTV cast, title can't be announced on-air & was inspired by Kim Basinger
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Weekend at Jerry's
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If the posters for this year's Oscar-nominated movies were honest
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Speculating on Dr. Hibbert's fate in the wake of the Cosby allegations, or, How to fill out your article count for your site's Simpsons Week
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Porn star Lexington Steele says his years of Wall Street training helped with his porn career, taught him how best to fark people
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I'm like, "How are you going to pay all this stuff off?" And he looked at me and goes, "We're not." And I go, "What do you mean you're not?" He said, "We literally just think of the weirdest most f*cked up thing and we're never going to pay it off"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre will neither confirm nor deny Charlie Sheen's return for the Two and a Half Men series finale, but says "audiences will be pleased with it." Winning?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton calls the lack of diversity in this year's Oscar nominations "appallingly insulting." What, does Dick Poop not count?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg becomes a grandfather at the age of 43, says his grandson is already growing like a weed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Community Season 6 announcement from the cast and creator shows no footage from the new series and explains nothing about the show. Hey, it's not like they need the ratings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dick Poop says he's been called worse... like "Richard." Richard Poop
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Oscars are a farce for neglecting "Selma" and "The Lego Movie." Really?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna claims she knows who the "real" Illuminati are
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent manages to offend yet more people by using the word "retard" and wonders why all the puppet shows won't let him open for them anymore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Legendary music producer Kim Fowley dead at 75
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Weird Al finally cast as a Batman villain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Lopez on Erik Estrada: 'I'll F*ck That Motherf*cker Up.' Apparently he has had quite a chip on his shoulder for some time now
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yeah... Sharknado 3 is happening
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Black Crowes have broken up, according to guitarist Rich Robinson. This will comes as a stunning shock to everyone who thought The Black Crowes were still together
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Why Stevie Nicks is not dating older men. Not that you've been pondering this at all
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This year's hottest Oscar contender is... Dick Poop
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC picks up 3 new comedies, somehow cancels all of them, 2 yet to be named mid-season replacements, and a non-Dick Wolf Drama
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is an annoying guy to sit next to on a plane flight
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is claiming his Calvin Klein photos weren't enhanced with photoshop. Does anyone actually believe him, though?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marlboro Man heads off to flavor country
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's suicide note printed on t-shirts. No word on whether it comes with a little shotgun pendant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Sperm washing clears gay dad's babies of HIV." Porn plots keep getting weirder
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Archie vs. Predator crossover everyone was begging for is finally happening. Archie has to figure out how to please two women AND stop an intergalactic hunter killer. I'm sure he'll discuss it with Jugghead over some burgers and ... oh God no
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Take talented TV writers, dose them liberally with LSD, lock them in a room with 'Better Off Dead' and 'The Young Ones' on infinite repeat, and you'll end up with something like Man Seeking Woman - the smartest new comedy of the year
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Wed January 14, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One day after meeting his favorite musician, Eminem, a teenage boy suffering from cancer has died. At least he went out holding on to a happy memory
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(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry vows to give up television and do dinner theater if he can't convince audiences to watch his remake of a 44 year-old sitcom
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron and Michael Bay go head-to-head to figure out how to open a banana. This year's Razzie nominees are in
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(Taste of Cinema)
 
 
 
Here is a list of the 30 greatest westerns in cinema history. There's plenty to debate here in this one as number 22 should at least be top 5, number 2 should be 1, and hell, I havent even seen number 1
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Jessica Chastain raids dumpsters to get her furniture
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As was widely expected, Björk's new album is titled Vulnicura
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber accidentally joins a meeting of gay Republicans, where he's mistaken for "a butcher version of Miley Cyrus"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Showering daily is such a white people thing.'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift pays off fan's student loan, writes #1 single after bank rejects her
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
James Cameron says his three Avatar sequels will return to Planet Catsex a year later than originally planned
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
New Comic Releases for January 14th featuring Bridget in Star Wars: Episode Awkward
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Community's sixth season to be a "little freer" on Yahoo, still just as unwatched
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soon you too can stay at one of Texas's most famous landmarks. Doomed, you're all doomed
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
"Look, you're a terrific actor, and I would love to have you in my movie, but why would I want Jean-Luc Picard in my picture?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you been paying attention? What do the following quotes all have in common? A) "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." B) "Surprise me." C) "I'd like to have some milk. Please, please give me some more"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gloria Allred and accusers planning protest for Bill Cosby's next show. BYOB
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox wins the bidding war to remake John Carpenter's cheesy B-movie Escape From New York
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All leaked Star Wars concept art wrapped up in a bundle by old nostalgic Star Wars fan
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Tue January 13, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher, Ben Affleck, and Gillian Flynn are teaming up once again. This time, to remake Strangers on a Train
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon: "Well Cosby's no longer an option because of the accusations. I know let's sign Woody Allen"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
That's what I love about Matthew McConaughey... I get older, but his original audition tape for Dazed and Confused stays the same age
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(Short List)
 
 
 
John Oliver's back to take on the news agenda in the new HBO trailer for Last Week Tonight: Season 2 - and fight crime on a pony
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans are wetting their Dockers as Billy Dee Williams returns as Lando Calrissian in Disney's animated series Star Wars Rebels in an episode entitled "Idiot's Array," airing next week
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Social media ratings--apparently this is now a thing--are in for the weekend, and the Golden Globes almost beat out NFL football for most mentions on Twitter and Facebook
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could sure go for some intense, dystopian, virus-cyber-zombie themed, German, industrial EDM," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Knope knope knope knope knope knope knope
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The great thing about making music is that women want to get naked and throw themselves at you. Of course, usually they at least wait until the show is over (Not safe for work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We wouldn't accept actors blacking up, so why do we applaud 'cripping up'?"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Billy Joel was Anakin Skywalker all along
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
So, who wants to see video of Jamie Lynn Spears wielding a knife to prevent a fight in a sandwich shop?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch David Bowie evolve (but not age)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Eminem, but he spent the day with a fan who has only one week left to live
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Alphaville remake is in the works, and the director guarantees it will be big in Japan
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
BBC shows may be leaving Netflix in the next few weeks, as both entities have failed to renew their contract
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grab your tissues, Marvel just released a new Avengers trailer
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Mon January 12, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will debut September 8th
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Slide show lets you see Bruce Jenner's transformation from a high school jock, to an Olympic athlete, to a motivational speaker, to an elderly lesbian, and finally, to Ozzy Osbourne
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Brace yourselves. The Australians have gotten their hands on zombie movies and you can just hear the spirit of Crocodile Dundee saying "That's not a zombie film. THIS is a zombie film"
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin accidentally spills a character's identity. Or who he's not, anyway (spoiler)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Chris Brown concert breaks out during gunfight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life ... ah ... finds a way
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates in Misery
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" paid tribute to slain 'Charlie Hebdo' cartoonists with rendering of Maggie as Cosette from "Les Miserables"
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