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Sun January 11, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The real rea$on 80$ pop prince$$ Tiffany po$ed for Playboy back in 2002
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Instead of eating cake, Dave Grohl spent his birthday jamming with the Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, David Lee Roth, and Paul Stanley. And there's even video of their performance
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
If you've never heard Bob Dylan going off on a man rifling through his garbage before, now's your chance
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Taken 3: The Final Take absconds with $38.6 million and the #1 spot at the box office, newcomer Selma a distant #2 with $11.75 million while the conclusion to the epic walking saga The Hobbit dropped to #4 with $8.61 million
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Top 10 novels that need to be made into movies instead of another 'Taken' film
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Birdman swoop in and sweep the show? Will Fargo win? Will Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make some Cosby cracks? How did Modern Family not get nominated? Find out tonight at 8PM ET. It's your Official Golden Globes Discussion Thread
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul will "stand on its own," not require cheap cameos from Bryan Cranston or that guy who played Jesse
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Is there anything that can make a mundane Sunday into something fa fa fa fa fa fa far better? Why, how about some recently released Talking Heads concert footage circa 1980?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
There goes the neighborhood; Ray J just bought a home a few doors down from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lewis Black discusses what's worse: the TSA or the NSA. He also talks about a lot of other things, because he's the always hilarious Lewis Black
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy releases new Rastafarian single 'Oh Jah Jah.' This is in the Book of Revelation, I'm almost certain of it
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Brooklyn art gallery opens exhibit inspired by Walter White and Walt Whitman, featuring paintings that explore the "W.W. duality." Hipsters? You're GODDAMN right
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New TV channel unsure whether they should air The Cosby Show, say they don't want to contribute to Bill Cosby putting any more unsuspecting people to sleep
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz reduced to appearing on Katy Perry's Superb Owl halftime show
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In order to drum up interest in her upcoming memoir, Kim Gordon, late of Sonic Youth, announces a "guest-filled book tour" across the US
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Premiere date set for the final seven episodes of Mad Men that should have aired last May
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former Miss Sweden, actress and '50s/'60s goddess Anita Ekberg and you old farts went straight to go looking for pics of her bathing in the Trevi Fountain even though this is her obituary, didn't you?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
I'll bid $300,000 for Elvis's first recording, and that's my vinyl offer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wrestler Jeff Hardy KO'd unconscious after fall from cage didn't go as planned. It's still real to me, dammit
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Pick up your phone, order yourself a pizza in Taylor Negron's memory. Cancer claims the life of actor and stand-up comedian at age 57
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Van Halen will let Van Halen use the name Van Halen, says Van Halen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After putting a nude selfie on Instagram, Tara Reid offered $1M to do a porn video. Brandt actually can watch this time
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Sat January 10, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus' home robbed for the third time. Police say the house looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Lust Of The Dead is the "most insanely offensive" thing on Netflix. Well, it's a zombie trilogy from Japan. They do things correctly
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The teaser trailer for the last half of The Walking Dead season five has finally shambled onto the internet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands ... and no friends
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, Xzibiatcharged with two counts of DUI
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Fark: Season 8 of Doctor Who was the worse season ever. BBC America: We don't read Fark
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert's breasts reduced by half-pint
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
NBC drops the word "God" from the pledge of allegiance for promos for its show 'Allegiance'. Of course, some people are angry that NBC has returned the pledge to its original, pre-red scare hysteria state
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Fox has just greenlit a 'Minority Report' TV series. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC orders martial arts drama Warrior to come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
If (profits = productionCosts) then {printf("let it go");}
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Netflix is going to go hump the fridge and fondle its sweaters for bringing 'Wet Hot American Summer' back as a TV series
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New Discovery TV head declares "no more anacondas or fake sharks." Sir Mix-A-Lot and Ian Ziering reportedly disappointed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz is giving us the team-up we never knew we wanted: Ian McKellan and Anthony Hopkins
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Reporter presents Prime Minister David Cameron with a limited-editions The Smiths Salford Lads t-shirt. Cameron told the reporter "You have made my day. Thank you very much, there is a light that never goes out"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox renews Bob's Burgers for a sixth season you'll never see because of football games that run long
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Selma Hayek's new movie is about her running around in her underwear killing all sorts of mob baddies the entire time and it looks amazeballs
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
China bans bosoms from popular TV show. Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari outraged
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
How many lens flares are in J.J. Abrams's Star Trek movies, anyway? 1,547 to be exact
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby: "You should be careful drinking around me." Dude, too soon
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The makers of Sharknado are knocking off that lame ass Fifty Shades Of Grey movie which, sadly, has no Nado and, even sadder, no Shark. But, it does have a ballooning Daniel Baldwin. Obviously, somebody realized "You're gonna need a bigger bloat"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Who said it: Jennifer Lawrence or Joey Tribbiani?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Netflix hopes to find more money in the banana stand, says they are "optimistic" about a fifth season of Arrested Development
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
April 12th is coming
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Actor Rod Taylor won't be traveling to the future anymore
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jean Smart, Patrick Wilson, and Ted Danson join the second season of Fargo
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(Time)
 
 
 
Here's a mashup that perfectly illustrates how every popular country song today is exactly the same song
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Quick, name a 1970's miniseries that you'd like to see re-made in 2015. Did you answer Roots? No...? Well too bad, because you're getting Roots
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CNBC to stop using Nielsen ratings. Apparently anyone who followed Jim Cramer's stock advice pawned their TV set years ago
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson will find you, and when he does, he will arm wrestle you
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Giada De Laurentiis responds to critics, says she never went for a late night take-out
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Hey Elvis fans, want to own his first ever record? It will be going up for auction and it will bring you happiness
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby has "wonderful time" in first show since November although no one else remembers it happening
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to take a class modeled after Kraftwerk?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Skrillex, Tiesto, and Avicii are the headliners at this year's Ultra Music Festival, which will might as well be called "Drug-Fueled EDM Rave 2015"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Alexander Payne's next film will be a project entitled "Downsizing," and it will star Matt Damon and Reese Witherspoon
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Kat Dennings stole the show at the 2015 People's Choice Awards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When TV knife throwing goes wrong. Here's the director's cut
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Run of the mill Tonight Show interview becomes chalk full of sexual tension when Nicole Kidman admits she had the hots for Jimmy Fallon when she was single but he totally blew it and now I don't even know what's real anymore
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marv Albert meets the New Kids on the Block. Yes, and it counts
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
I know why the caged LaBeouf sings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson is a Never Nude who has sex five times a day. Ewwwwwww
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nike confirms it will sell Marty McFly's self-tying power lace trainers before the end of the year. Whoa. That's heavy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How a terrible Jennifer Aniston movie with 44% approval on Rotten Tomatoes is suddenly a leading Oscar contender
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Wed January 07, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meet your Puppy Bowl 2015 XI lineup
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Elvis or Jimmy Hendrix would look like if they were still alive? Wonder no more
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
... so I baked you a cake that looks like Maggie Smith. "She was made of vanilla cake and buttercream, with an Earl Grey tea soak"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If the beheadings and violent attacks on freedom of speech didn't persuade you to take a stand, perhaps this will: Middle east religious extremists are threatening to kill porn stars if they're ranked number two or above on PornHub
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
Rule 34 has purchased a drone to capture all the angles (Not safe for work)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's a Cumberbaby on the way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it's in its underwear making a face like it needs to poop
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Unpaid royalties for an appearance at a Rose Parade that he paid $87,000 for up-front? Daryl Hall can't go for that
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry's new fiancee trashes Fry's new Bentley
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sterling Archer gives the best parenting advice I've heard since my Dad got drunk that one time and by that one time I mean my entire childhood
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
So what has Yasmine Bleeth been doing these days?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Razzie Award for most bland, predictable award show goes to ... *opens envelope* ...the Razzies?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Apparently CBS newsman Steve Kroft found a satisfying way to fill 60 minutes
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The first full Ant-Man trailer is here, and it doesn't suck
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sparks is divorcing his wife of 25 years, but don't worry, they'll get back together. Probably on a beach, in the rain, and Channing Tatum will be involved somehow
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One song illustrates the Orwellian concepts of privacy and creepiness. And that song is the 1984 Men at Work opus "Who Can It Be Now"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The women of Downton Abbey play Cards Against Humanity (w/video of said game)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Farrah Abraham's implants look awful. Fark: Her lip implants
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police doubt fire was accidental
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's everything you need to know about electronic music, illustrated using 30 pounds of white chocolate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Presenting the Daily Beast's Oscar picks: Zac Efron for best supporting actor? Sure. Why not?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ex-KKK leader David Duke calls Nikki Minaj a "degenerate," Steve Scalise immediately sent out a press release calling her "one of the greatest women in modern times"
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(The TV Page)
 
 
 
11 year-old kitchen whiz gets a high 5 from Gordon Ramsay after slicing two of her fingers on the new Fox reality show 'Kids with Knives'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama rumored for Glastonbury performance. So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice
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Mon January 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The alphabet, as taught by Marvel's greatest heroes and villains
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So, who wants to see Courtney Love's opera debut? Anyone?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former "Cosby Show" star Keisha Knight-Pulliam (Rudy Huxtable) fired on "Celebrity Apprentice" because she did not call Bill Cosby to solicit a donation for her charity. Unclear if she was afraid he would suggest they meet for drinks to discuss it
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
There she goes ... Miss America
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Albini on why the Internet is the best thing to ever happen to music: "Once we release music it's out of our control. I use the verb "release" because it's perfect. Consider what happens when you release other things, say a bird or a fart"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Natalie Dormer is the perfect person to play Captain Marvel, I'm just saying not casting her would be akin to walking into a knife store with underwear made out of magnets while juggling cans of gasoline and smoking a cigarette. Savvy?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Frigid beats Frozen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe explains that the reason more old women don't get cast in movies is because they're too busy trying to act like young women
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(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
If you see this airing on CNN, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman's wife give NYC residents a master class in parallel parking
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jennifer Saunders says the script for the Absolutely Fabulous movie has been completed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid uses Instagram to show the world a healthy body (maybe not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she has "exchanged good wishes" with Brad Pitt since their divorce, like wishing Angelina Jolie would be impaled on a picket fence, get mauled by pit bulls, and then die in a fire
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's son Prince is hanging out with Justin Bieber, with both mentored by well-mannered boxer Floyd Mayweather. Sad tag wins over Scary in a technical decision
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