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Sun October 12, 2014
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Rick and company escape the box? Will Carol reunite with Daryl? Will Maggie and Glen have a moment of peace? Will anyone try the meat? Find out tonight in the Season 5 premiere of The Walking Dead. The fight begins at 9PM ET on AMC
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp not taking lead role in Tim Burton's Mary Poppins reboot
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Who working on their twelfth studio album, "Who Cares Anymore?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cast of 7th Heaven rallies around latest tragedy: they're getting screwed out of royalties because Stephen Collins is a pedophile
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's not uncommon to find obscure music genres named in jest only for the title to enter common music parlance. Nintendocore metal began as one of those gags, where a playful jibe at the very concept of niche genres rose up as a musical term proper"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gone Girl stakes Dracula at the box office, raking in $27.6 million while the umpteenth reboot of Vlad Tepes' origin made $23 million. Steve Carrell's latest comes in #3 with $20 million, and Guardians of the Galaxy falls of the Top Ten
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(Teamrock Metal Hammer)
 
 
 
Chad Kroger on the hatred for Nickelback: "If critics had stopped writing about us, there would be no controversy left and we probably would have died out years ago. They don't know they're still responsible for us being around today"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Zach Galifianakis says celebrity is "dumb"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber beats one of his many criminal charges due to "lack of evidence"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
U2 go from rock legends to accused spammers
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Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 68th birthday to Daryl Hall, one-half of Hall & Oates. The good half. Here's their 1984 smash, Out of Touch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen is spotted sitting in her Range Rover and drinking Popov vodka straight from the bottle despite two trips to rehab. This is not a repeat from 2007 or 2012
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Nye the Photobomber Guy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant charmingly and awkwardly drops out of Bridget Jones 3
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Talent agency cuts ties with Stephen Collins. "We don't represent child rapists"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Desperate for cash, David Spade assumes the world will be willing to watch a Joe Dirt sequel
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nielsen Co. recalculates their numbers, confirms what everyone else already knows - Dancing With The Stars is overrated
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS cancels Unforgettable. Again
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vote for your favorite 2015 Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame nominees. Subby likes Lou Reed, The Smiths and N.W.A
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at some of the worst children's books ever written. Missing from the list, however, is A Wrinkle in Time, anything by Tolkien, and anything by R.L. Stine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You want "Archer" merchandise sent to a landfill? Because this is how you get "Archer" merchandise sent to a landfill
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Next game getting made into a TV show no one asked for: Myst
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(io9)
 
 
 
Archie Meets Predator. A invisible alien hunting machine facing off against wacky teenage hijinks. The predator doesn't stand a chance
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over as Amanda Bynes is hospitalized and placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Duluth Trading Company sued over its Henley shirt line--by Don Henley, who refuses to take it easy
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Fri October 10, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The next '80s film getting a sequel nobody asked for: Labyrinth
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Arnett will portray Batman in new feature-length film
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
An honest, step-by-step instructional guide for getting into cosplay
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(Bravewords)
 
 
 
The Who plans to tour North America next summer to celebrate their 50th anniversary as a band. If only they had written a lyric that could express the undesirability of this
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Key & Peele show us the true evil that is Steve Urkel (language Not safe for work)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC cancels nearly all of its reality programming in favor of more scripted shows. 600-pound tattooed dwarf trucker beauty pageant queens with unusually large families concerned at this trend away from reality shows
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Lust for death
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kate Moss drinks from glass modeled after her breast, said those were the best drops of champagne she'd ever had
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL announces its plans for the breast Super Bowl halftime show ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Want to see a Dane Cook show for free?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, we need another Lost in Space reboot, it seems. Oh the pain, William. The pain
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Thu October 09, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
George Clooney made an unannounced appearance at New York Comic-Con to apologize for Batman and Robin
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
SNL alum Jan Hooks dead at 57 after battling long illness
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne says he was "excited" by 9/11 as it was his kind of "craziness." All aboard? Yeah, no
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(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
If you're looking for something new to watch this Halloween instead of the same old stuff, here is a look at 10 vastly under-rated horror movies
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(IGN)
 
 
 
"I love the first [Ghostbusters] so much I don't want to do anything to ruin the memory of that" says the guy ruining it by making a new film that ignores the original
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jay Leno close to cutting a deal to host a show on CNBC, eventually take over the Tonight Show again
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paula Patton un-blurs marriage line with Robin Thicke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives star injured and his girlfriend airlifted to hospital in critical condition after his car lost control on bend and flipped over. At least that's what his evil long lost twin wants you to believe
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Ever simmle Bah Dyla leeric ta bay pulished
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Green Day, Sting, and Bill Withers are among this year's first time Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Withers will make it in
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(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Six of the weirdest musical collaborations that looked like a disaster on paper but were a hit in real life
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen characters who really say only one thing and yet manage to be oddly popular. Hodor? Hodor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
BBC Music assembles some of the world's biggest music stars for a new charity single. Can you identify all 32 performers?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes says she has a microchip in her head that lets people read her thoughts, but wants everyone to pay a dollar a day. By comparison, Totalfark is only $5 a month and mercifully free of Amanda's thoughts
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart could have hosted Meet the Press. Oh, what might have been. What might have been
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Collins will not face molestation charges due to the statute of limitations
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Melissa Joan Hart locks her keys in the car, along with her toddler. But don't worry, she can explain it all
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 things you need in your life right now. Yes one of them is a lightsaber
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Roger Waters may not be on the new Pink Floyd album, but Stephen Hawking will be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The dark secret behind Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown every time: the spiteful little bald-headed bastard deserves it
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(Eater)
 
 
 
A chef's guide to the deep-fried absurdities of the State Fair of Texas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why short video games are good for players, developers and stores that will charge you $60 per game, no matter how short it is
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Opera cancels Carmen because 'it promotes smoking'
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum: ID4 sequel will, uh, find a way
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
7th Heaven trifecta of bad news in play as actress who played Sarah Glass dies in her sleep
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted virologist, reality show star, duck call manufacturer, and beard-yeast cultivator Phil Robertson claims you can't get STDs from "Biblically Correct Sex"
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Like everyone but NBC executives and a couple of writers, Cameron Crowe is vehemently opposed to a Say Anything TV series, and he's fighting to keep it from happening. Good on you, Mr. Crowe
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
A new documentary sets out to explore the link between gaming and drone warfare. No word on what special bonus you get if you preorder "Invasion of Iran" from Gamestop
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(Live 105)
 
 
 
There's an rock musical about yeast (yes, yeast) happening in SF and apparently it's quite good
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(Splitsider)
 
 
 
The 20 top standup specials of all time. A list that is so wrong, it's almost funny (bonus: not a slideshow)
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Interview about Nickelodeon nostalgia begins as a trip down memory lane, then takes a sharp turn into sexism and swerves into racism
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson's braids auctioned for $37,000. Winning bidder immediately smokes them
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 30 best first novels ever, just in case you want to feel even more worthless about your failed literary ambitions
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morrissey reveals he's being treated for cancer: ''If I die, then I die.'' That's the spirit, mate
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Circular Vanity? Kim Kardashian's child has a Kim Kardashian doll, holding Kim Kardashian's child
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Beijing Beatles are bigger than Confucius
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard adapting 'Junior Bender' crime novels for NBC, so you can bite his shiny metal ass
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan blames CNN for the failure of his show. Mostly because it was airing on CNN
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
After nearly 20 years, The Carlton is back, and even the Dancing With the Stars judges agree it's a better dance than any of the other "celebrities" can do
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(Teamrock Metal Hammer)
 
 
 
Nickelback hater launches a one-man campaign to have the band banned from ever playing in London again
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hanson is back, and now they're selling Mmmhops
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Purge is quickly on its way to become the Police Academy of suspense-horror, as the third film has set a 2015 release date. Look for The Purge III: Citizens on Purgetrol next fall
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sasha Grey weighs in on "The Fappening," insists you'll never plug all the security holes and reveals that she's not a feminist
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Regular books outsold e-books last year by more than a 3:1 margin and the margin is increasing every year: "E-books have developed a share of the market but every indication - certainly from America - shows the share is already in decline"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
A new tape surfaces of Stephen Collins, best known for playing the pastor/father on 7th Heaven, admitting to child molestation
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures to buy hot new Hollywood property for seven figures: Robin Hood. Talk about stealing from the rich
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Since Saturday morning cartoons are no longer around, let's look back at the greatest Saturday morning cartoons of all time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atheists are outraged at new Carrie Underwood song, apparently
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC gambling on a Say Anything TV show sequel working, though they admit the climactic scene where Lloyd Dobler holds an iPod over his head outside Diane Cort's window needs a little work
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer is ready to join Bill O'Reilly and kill Jesus
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Mon October 06, 2014
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Spawn: The Recall. Completely fan-made, including the special effects
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's definitely off her meds again
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The long, strange story of Randy Quaid's descent into madness and paranoia. Or why you should be following Randy Quaid on Twitter
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Western civilization does not collapse when Cercei Lannister walks naked through a town, but only because they spent $200,000 locking the place down
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"'No, it doesn't look real.' Then he walks out into the hallway and says, 'Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out...' and he takes out a knife and cuts his face. And for the whole movie he kept opening these cuts on his face"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Raven-Symone doesn't want to be called gay or African American despite being a black lesbian. That's so Raven
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sex & The City 3 could be in your neighborhood sooner than ebola
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Blake Lively announces the creation of new life with Ryan Reynolds in a way that makes us want to end our own
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's oldest male stripper, 70, still plays piano in the buff. Bonus: His name is Wiener
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black, coffee
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ten awful, unnecessary direct-to-video franchises
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Five horror movies based on real life made up events
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck says he regrets Daredevil. That makes two of us
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what goes into the making of a movie sex scene? Of course you have. So here you go (Not safe for work)
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
For the last time, here is how Nielsen correlates small panels to TV ratings, determining whether your favorite show gets renewed or canceled. Too late for Firefly fans, but the rest of you might learn something
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Experts conclude Jimmy Kimmel is the celebrity most likely to give you a virus
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