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Sun September 28, 2014
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Game of Thrones theme, if it were from a spaghetti western. Call it "The Good, the Bad, and the Hodor"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SoftBank to buy Dreamworks for $3.4bil in hard currency and undisclosed points on the back end. That's where the real money is - just ask Nicholson
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amy's Baking Company owner videotaped threatening a customer with a knife
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Tangled up in blue: Molecular cardiology in the postmolecular era
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington equalizes his way to the #1 spot at the box office with $35 million while The Maze Runner and The Boxtrolls are locked in a dead heat for #2 with $17.5 million each and This is Where I Leave You is #4 with $7 million
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
It's official: "The Mentalist" will end in 2015 after seven seasons. This is bad news... for your grandparents whose dial is stuck on CBS
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Want to run your 30-second commercial during "Modern Family," "Sunday Night Football" or "DWTS"? Here's which prime time shows give you the biggest advertising bang for the buck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In today's installment of 'turnabout is fair play' Justin Bieber busts his eardrum
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ed Sullivan born this day in 1902. Sure, we all know the most famous musical performance on his show, but what were the other 9?
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Shatner confirms he's been asked to appear in Star Trek 3. "But how do you get me fifty years later into the movie? I mean how do you rationalize it. I know it's science fiction, but even I couldn't come up with an idea"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Here's what happened to the cast of 'Happy Days' after the show jumped the shark
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The most successful Saturday Night Live alumnus at the box office is also the one who refuses to discuss the show or even acknowledge he was even a part of it
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Playing in an anti-government death metal band. Difficulty: Cuba
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
George Clooney goes from leasing to buying
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can you tell the difference between a real television show and a parody from the Simpsons from its title? Take the quiz
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Sat September 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When you go skinny dipping with Bear Grylls there's always a chance he's going to pull something out of his ass and propose
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Minnow's three hour tour is currently on hour 438.291 and counting
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Man eats thousands of deep-fried Scotch eggs to find out where the best one is in Britain. His findings may surprise you
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's ode to American history, excess, and success, "We Didn't Start the Fire," turns twenty-five. It was arguably one of the best songs of the '80s and a fitting end to the decade that doesn't deserve the scorn it gets
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest: union buster
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ernie Hudson is seemingly everywhere now, with new roles on Hot in Cleveland and Grace & Frankie
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Y: The Last Man movie is dead. That's bad. Shia LeBoeuf won't be playing Yorick Brown. That's good. DC Entertainment fails to get anything except a Superman or Batman on the movie screen. That's expected
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Less than 48 hours after announcing he was no longer with AC/DC, a source close to Malcolm Young says the guitarist is receiving full-time care at a rest home specializing in taking care of dementia patients
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SiriusXM believes it helped Barbara Streisand's new album become #1 on the charts, think they should get credit for their 30 remaining subscribers pushing it over the top
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry apologizes for snorting coke in Buckingham Palace, forgetting his manners and not offering the Queen a rail
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why 56-year-old Kate Bush is much better role model than Miley Cyrus. "In an era defined by boob and bum flaunting sex kittens and middle-aged men thrusting their groins at teenage girls, she's got the power"
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Leather and lace weren't the only things Stevie Nicks and Don Henley exchanged. The witchy woman admits she was once pregnant with a lil' desperado
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Josh Gad and Kevin Hart are remaking I Love You Man. For God's sake, it hasn't even been ten years
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How does a remake turn a Brit in a Jaguar into a black guy who works at a hardware store? Welcome to Hollywood. Also, 'The Equalizer'
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(Newser)
 
 
 
In real life, the Dos Equis 'most interesting man in the world' guy is trying to remove landmines in Cambodia, which would be a lot funnier if he were doing something that wasn't quite so interesting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That time our writer saw Bob from the Replacements having sex. File under "things you cannot unsee"
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
"A primeval erotic force merely visiting Earth in the guise of a 20-something French sex kitten"
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber will be the voice of the Knight Rider car in upcoming David Hasselhoff comedy in latest proof that Hollywood is out of ideas
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Outraged fans take to Twitter against The Daily Show after one of Tuesday's segments 'went too far.' Difficulty: Not the Redskins story
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The ten most quotable films of all time. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What made Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island so hot? Short shorts. And did you see what she could do with a coconut?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan makes his restaurant stop enforcing a dress code that was so strict, he wouldn't have been allowed to enter his own establishment
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Miles Teller claims Divergent made him feel dead inside. Well, at least he knows how audiences felt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
John Cusack: 'Hollywood is a whorehouse and people go mad.' He also believes his conversations are being recorded remotely via his iPhone
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Auburn University is the top school for both "Nickelback" and "Juggalo" playlists. Suck it Duke
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Party on, Bill Party on, Ted Or something like that. I don't know, it's been a long time
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis is down for interspecies romance in a new Jupiter Ascending trailer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What? Sir Elton John is homosexual? We had simply no idea"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams accuse Beethoven of plagiarism
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Pornhub seeks to penetrate music business
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's stage debut goes exactly as expected
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
What are the chances that Tyler Perry, who is expecting his first child with Tyler Perry's girlfriend, will name Tyler Perry's first child Tyler Perry?
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness," "Filthy bung," "Dissembling harlot," "A fusty nut with no kernel." Shakespearian insults or Fark handles?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Oh, just Christopher Walken dressed up as a transvestite Captain Morgan, er, Hook for the Peter Pan musical
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Oliver is the angriest, funniest man on television
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson joins the cast of Ted 2, where he will hopefully threaten the foul-mouthed bear and whichever Wahlberg that is over the phone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Only one man can say that he has both recorded a jazz album with Lady Gaga and liberated a Nazi death camp, and that man's name is Tony Bennett
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(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Rocksmith announces it will release new ports for Xbox One and PS4 this November, allowing people to play plastic guitars at a much higher resolution than is currently possible
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Yusef Islam cancels first New York concert in forty years in protest of "ticket tours." Cat Stevens unavailable for comment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paula Deen reveals her raunchy side and you've gone and blocked the link, closed your browser window, shut down your computer and vowed to abandon the Internet forever, haven't you?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Real Genius is getting rebooted. As a sitcom. A workplace sitcom
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's first seven albums are getting remastered and will be released in an elegant boxed set much like The Eagles boxed set from a few years ago
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Wed September 24, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Second woman to break into Keanu Reeves' house in two days. This time she's naked. Whoa
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malcolm Young will not return to AC/DC due to his illness. Fans thunderstruck at the news, will continue to be shaken all night long
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott says Prometheus 2 is 100% Xenomoprh free
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Situation gets indicted on charges of $8.9M tax fraud. The fact that he had $8.9M with which to defraud anyone is the saddest situation ever known to mankind
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(Short List)
 
 
 
How to bring the album cover into the 21st century. No, that doesn't mean someone twerking on the front
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(Newser)
 
 
 
'Craziest OkCupid date ever" is going to be a movie, just to make you feel even crappier about all your crappy OkCupid dates
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Halo 5: Guardians would look like in Minecraft? Like this
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh redoes Raiders of the Lost Ark in stunning black-and-white, and replaces dialogue with Trent Reznor. Prepare to have your face melted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Phil Hartman was perhaps the best cast member, ever, of Saturday Night Live"
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(LitReactor)
 
 
 
Every Stephen King novel summarized in 140 characters or less
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman writes an article about fellow sci-fantasy author Terry Pratchett that pretty much guarantees there will be no sequel to "Good Omens"
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
You can take your hand off your wand now. It was just a hoax
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones and Doctor Who and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and yes this exists
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly talks about getting acid reflux, deafness, cancer and Parkinson's in the same week, and the last time he talked to Robin Williams. But these tragedies almost don't compare to that final season of Head of the Class
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(NowGamer)
 
 
 
Why Blizzard might never make another MMO again
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
"The Hills" star Kristin Cavallari says she likes to be on top. That's just because her husband Jay Cutler is used to laying on his back
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
How Groundhog Day caused Bill Murray and Harold Ramis to not speak to each other for twenty-one years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security... It's the CRTC you should be worried about, yes, the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Committee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn sign on for season two of True Detective. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If you thought Phil Spector couldn't look any worse than he did when he was first put behind bars, guess again (with an updated *shudders* pic)
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: Rumors of the Undertaker in bad shape untrue. Bad News: Rumors of Fred Durst still performing are true
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hackers threaten to release nude pics of Emma Watson. I guess someone finally found the original of that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What to expect from Season 8 of television's most overrated show
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(PR Week)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider, revivin' the Richmeister character for a commercial...20 years after it was fun-ny. Rob-erino, getting dropped from a commercial after outrage over his anti-vaxxer advocacy. The Rob-ster, sinking back into obscurity
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(Some Malkovich)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see John Malkovich as Marilyn Monroe? No? Well some things you can't unsee
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the best new shows on TV that you'll want to say you hate in a few months so you can look edgy and hip
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer to direct the next X-Men film, hopes to make it a touching experience for all
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kris Jenner files for divorce. Bruce remains expressionless
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara doesn't need to show off her cleavage to turn heads
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil gets its hands on a few drones and the rest is magic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has Doctor Who become too scary for kids?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd reveal tracklist for their new album Endless River, which will have music recorded by Richard Wright before his death
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stephen King and J.J. Abrams travel to a time when Hulu creates original programming
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
SyFy+giant fire breathing tarantulas+3 original cast members from "Police Academy" = total and complete amazeballs
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sure, Miss America may have been kicked out of her sorority for abusive hazing, but is she in favor of world peace?
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(io9)
 
 
 
Io9 asks: What's The Cheesiest Science Fiction Or Fantasy Movie Of The 1980s? ... link to the left, arguments to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson leaving SNL after this season. What's up with that?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some adult jokes that are found in kids movies. Just in case you thought the Muppets were all sweet and innocent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but being punk'd by the Daily Show isn't a crime, even if you are a Redskins fan"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Cary Elwes remembers drinking with Andre the Giant. Highly unlikely, because if you can remember drinking with Andre the Giant, you weren't drinking with Andre the Giant
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Wiggles are still going strong after 25 years, though like the average Motown group, they only have one original member left
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bieber gives up alcohol even though he's not actually old enough to be drinking it. Well done Justin, well done
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Rock Band' is finally dying. Good
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Networks are befuddled after learning all of their new fall shows are receiving lukewarm responses from viewers and critics. Except for Gotham; everyone loves that
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(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Hold the chimichangas: The reason the Deadpool movie got greenlit is because someone rewrote the script to be PG-13
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Park managed to troll the Washington Redskins controversy with their season 18 promo
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