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Sun September 14, 2014
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
John Gustafson, once called the second most important bassist to come out of Liverpool, has died at 72. He was perhaps best known for his work with Roxy Music and the Ian Gillan Band
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
97
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not even a cameo from Ron Paul was enough to draw in an audience for Atlas Shrugged Part III: The Galt In Our Stars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Crowdfunded Miles Davis biopic starring, written, and directed by Don Cheadle is complete and being prepped for film festivals. "Miles was a searcher, an innovator. If he was alive today, he'd be working with Kendrick Lamar or DJ Skrillex or Kanye"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox learns there is a limit to just how much reality TV audiences are willing to put up with after seeing Utopia shed 72% of its audience in five days
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig set to become the latest person out to destroy the Star Wars universe
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jay-Z hints that Beyonce might be pregnant with their second child, whom they'll probably name Chartreuse Rhododendron
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
No Good Deed does not go unwatched, as the Idris Elba film has rocketed to the top of the box office with $25 million. Dolphin Tale 2 floundered to the #2 spot, with Guardians of the Galaxy dropping to #3 and The Drop debuting at #5
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Official photo from Batman v Superman set causes the internet to throw up its hands and give up already
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Django Unchained actress "detained" and cuffed for kissing husband while black. Fark: That is exactly what happened. Ultra-Fark: That is exactly what happened. Obvious: That is exactly what happened (Some Not safe for work content in article)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tim Conway turned 78. In his day, they had live TV skits, and occasionally, it was hard to ignore the Siamese elephant in the room. CORRECTION: Conway turned 78 a couple years ago, but the video is still worth watching
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I beg your pardon, I never promised you I wouldn't drive drunk through your rose garden
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse would have been 31 today. Here's her last public performance. Sad, on so many levels
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Theodore J. Flicker, the man who created Barney Miller, has died at 84. Abe Vigoda outlives another one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy hits $600 million globally
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: 'She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart.'
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Show business, music industry jobs drop 19% in two years. Nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs still holding steady
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Jazz-funk pioneer Joe Sample no longer playing the blues at age 75
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deadmau5 gets bored in Toronto, spends the night as an Uber driver in his $265,000 McLaren 650S
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Max Weinberg's son joins Slipknot as the clown metal band's new drummer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan 'rolled a body bag' for Whitney Houston's corpse
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
Spy footage of the filming of a scene with John Boyega in costume for Star Wars Episode VII ready to be dissected like the Zapruder film
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Modder recreates Donkey Kong Country using Doom engine: "Prepare to be both impressed and slightly horrified by this unique spectacle" (vid)
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Harry Potter tops list of "100 books that have stayed with you" Facebook poll, coming in five spots ahead of the Holy Bible
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(VCPost)
 
 
 
In spite of being a victim of the celebrity photograph leaks, McKayla Maroney could face criminal charges
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rockstar teases GTA V for XBox One and PS4 and this may be the game that makes people buy the next-gen consoles even if they've already beaten the game on the current models (vid)
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Bungie's rip off of Warhammer's rip off of Starcraft is destined to make you go 'meh'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently when your company owns Madison Square Garden your band gets to open for the Eagles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell says Zoolander 2 is a go
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Normal-level Kanye douchebaggery: Kanye West stops concert to demand that two fans stand up and dance. Newsmaking-level Kanye douchebaggery: Two fans in wheelchairs
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu brags about killing two lions, and his liver apparently
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Grandmothers everywhere are tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash due to Facebook's autocomplete feature
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reason # 3,217 why Patrick Stewart is all sorts of awesome
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noted relationship guru and domestic violence sociologist Chris Brown says Ray Rice should really, really try to stop beating women
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The deluxe version of U2's new album that sucks ass will be physically released October 13, and feature 4 bonus songs that suck ass, and 4 or perhaps 7 acoustic versions of songs that suck ass
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(io9)
 
 
 
List of ten dead horses TV networks keep on beating
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Throb is dead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' new lingerie collection now available in stores. Look for it under work clothes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes "caused $1,850.55 of damage per year. For context, the USDA estimates that middle-income families spend an estimated $1,750 per year on child care and education for 6 year-olds"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL decides that the show doesn't suck enough, removes Cecily Strong from Weekend Update
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson: 'Marriage has its ups and downs, ins and outs, on tops and underneaths'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kardashian store set to close. Apparently, Garak just doesn't have the time to run a shop and translate all those intercepted Dominion War dispatches for the Federation
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(Antimusic)
 
 
 
Fan of Exodus charged with terrorism offense after posting Exodus lyrics online. I think the real crime here is that there are still fans of Exodus around
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when controversies in comics were not about how female characters pose but about cool stuff, like that time the Hulk ripped Wolverine in half? Yeah, good times (slightly Not safe for work)
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Top Gun has been remade. By Iran
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you like HBO, you might be able to get it without paying for cable soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might want to get your fainting couch for this one...a child star has become an alcoholic
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS CEO Les Moonves calls overnight ratings "virtually irrelevant." Pretty much like his network's fall schedule
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, but HBO just doesn't believe that anyone would want to watch a show about Anna Torv having lesbian sex with Michelle Monaghan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
GMA introduces "Shoot the TV Monday"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Carol Kane cast as The Penguin's mother on Gotham
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jersey Boys' Bob Crewe, who wrote Four Seasons classic songs, died at 83. He wrote the original "Big Girls Don't Cry," "Walk Like a Man," "Dawn (Go Away)" and even "Lady Marmalade" for LaBelle
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw says his cells have undergone the greatest regeneration
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian finally accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge after turning down the Scholastic Summer Reading Challenge
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Thu September 11, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Neil Young and Daryl Hannah have been dating for months. Young's old pal David Crosby's take:"I happen to know that [Young] is hanging out with somebody that's a purely poisonous predator now....And that's karma. He's gonna get hurt"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Napoleon Dynamite records special message for young girl battling leukemia. GOSH
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Speech experts in USA and UK agree: the new Doctor Who is indecipherable, and it isn't because he's Scottish
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Night of the Living Dead" director George A. Romero unimpressed by today's zombies, number of kids on his lawn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So your a pedant
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The music industry is out of ideas, as Bob Marley's greatest-hits album - you know, the one that came out back when your dad was spilling bong water on his Jordache jeans - is set to reach the top 10 in the US for the first time
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman joins the cast of Ted 2, will almost definitely wind up saying "tittysprinkles" at some point in the film
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wallace and Gromit 'sex tape' released. (safe for work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 things to do with that crappy U2 album Apple dumped on your iPhone this week
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen offers $1,000 to the waiter who got a $.20 tip from an NFL player. Now, that's #winning
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West hospitalized in Australia with a migraine. Doctors think he was sitting in an uncomfortable chair
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, Hurricane Dora smashed into Florida's east coast, leaving five dead and thousands without power. And then the Beatles showed up
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(io9)
 
 
 
Annoyed by Twitter leak, Zack Synder releases photo of the "real" Batmobile. B-man is packing serious heat these days
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
What a world we live in; who would have thought we would ever get action figures of Aerosmith, Elvis Costello, Tom Jones, and Weird Al Yankovic?
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(People Style Watch)
 
 
 
The 'stache is back. Alex Trebek will have his nose neighbor again for Jeopardy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jaws bites it
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's like a Fark Party, but it has cider and ponies, so it's about 20% cooler
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Bill Murray will crash the season premiere of 'Saturday Night Live,' returning as host for the first time in 15 years. Not so cool update: Bill Murray will not be hosting the SNL season premiere
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Twilight fan marries cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson - probably because, being flat and stiff, it's indistinguishable from the actual person
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to destroy the porn star who ruined her umpteenth relationship
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cher ordered to bed to fight virus. Isn't that where she got it from?
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(ByteXplosion)
 
 
 
Why holding out for 'Game Of The Year' editions of console games is a morally bankrupt practice by players that leads to actual bankruptcy for game developers
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Jared Leto's Praetorian Guard made an appearance at one of his shows
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom rumored to return for Paychecks of the Caribbean 5
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before someone weaponized My Little Pony. SO AWESOME
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Because 21 and 22 did so well, we're getting a 23 Jump Street
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Broadway refuses to dim its lights to honor Joan Rivers, until it does
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(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
If you just can't wait until October, here's the latest, all new, trailer for Season 5 of The Walking Dead
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 25 underappreciated straight-to-DVD films (Bonus: Not a slideshow)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks leaves 11-digit handprint in the cement at the old Grauman's Chinese Theatre; Ron Jeremy: "Meh, it's been done"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise will ride Iceman's tail once again in 'Top Gun 2'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Remember Tamagotchis? They taught you about responsibility. They taught you about friendship. But most importantly, they taught you friends don't leave friends in rooms filled with their own feces. Now, Tamagotchi is back - and it is still hungry"
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(Clickhole)
 
 
 
"Millennials are the worst generation in the history of the United States" because only one of the author's nephews knows who Ace Frehley is
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(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
EA fixing filter in The Sims 4 that doesn't allow characters to have "gay" names
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At iTunes festival, Robert Plant shows fans why a Led Zeppelin reunion would be nigh impossible; he can't hit those screeching, inhuman notes anymore
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Kate Bosworth drops the jaws at the Toronto International Film Festival
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Doom Designer John Romero: "Imagine if World of Warcraft was a shooter. That would be brand new - nobody would have seen something that big and that cool. We've barely scratched the surface of shooters"
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(DL Central)
 
 
 
Here are eight incredible pictures of BioShock developer Ken Levine holding things
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Simpsons were the inspiration for several popular items and have never received proper credit. D'oh
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Blaze reports, I kid you not, that Kirk Cameron's website has been hacked by Muslim terrorist hackers. There's so much derp clogging the tubes, Subby can't breathe
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Mon September 08, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
You call them hacked nude celebrity photos. In Florida, they are called "contemporary art"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' NYC apartment is the exemplification of good taste you always imagined it to be
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(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Guy breaks down the formula to every Mumford and Sons song you've ever listened to
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sept. 8, 1966: TV critics unimpressed with new "astronautical soap opera" Star Trek
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston performs as Hank Williams at music festival in Michigan. Results are surprisingly good
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guide to responsible parenting from a burned out aging rock god
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Is Arcade Fire the second coming of Kierkegaard?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher marries holder of patent on email, which is presumably the only way they've communicated. Mazel Tov
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(DNA India)
 
 
 
Nagging injuries may force WWE superstar John Cena into early retirement, because those injuries are real to him, dammit
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How I married your father
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Data from 100 years of movies proves Hollywood has always been out of ideas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler plays a sex addict in an Oscar-caliber drama. That sounds as funny as anything else he's done
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
FWD:FWD:FWD:RE Fran Drescher marries man who invented email
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