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Sun August 24, 2014
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Miniature 3D printed cities let you play Sim City, Godzilla, offline
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
We're into 'True Blood's' final stretch: Will Jason hold out against Bridget? Is Hoyt out of his mind and has Bill changed his? Will Sam return for Sookie and Anna Camp has now blocked my calls. Join in and discuss episode 10
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How can a network that doesn't play music videos can hold an awards show dedicated to them? Will anyone die from inane performance stunts? Will Miley Cyrus ruin another marriage? Find out at 9pm ET on MTV. It's your official MTV VMA discussion thread
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Actor and director Richard Attenborough has died. Funeral arrangements have not been announced, but spokesman said family will spare no expense
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The Ant-Man movie might take place in a different time period than everyone assumes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ace Frehley discusses his latest posthumous album, and why Gene Simmons is shooting himself in the foot by refusing to shut up
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(Push Square)
 
 
 
Sony's PSN network goes offline a day early for scheduled maintenance, irritating literally dozens of players
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Robert Plant says his new solo album will be his last. Unless, you know, it makes him some money
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
6.79 million people tuned in to watch the UK premiere of Doctor Who season 8--the most viewers the show has had since 2010--in order to ensure themselves the show again had a decent, respectable Doctor and not some Fez-wearing hipster
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Commodores are suing their ex-Lead singer for touring under the band's name. No, not Lionel Richie, the other guy. Yes, there was a singer that wasn't Lionel Richie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(BBC)
 
 
 
India blocks Gandhi film due to "law and order situation that might result," meaning it'll run 37 hours a day on 8 channels. UGH
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
ABC to celebrate the best of Schoolhouse Rock with a new special, maybe even do a "where are they now" feature on some past favorites, if they can peel the Bill's weeping, violated carcass out of the House
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
The comprehensive list showcasing every change made to every Star Wars film by the galaxy's greatest villain, George Lucas
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(Google)
 
 
 
You ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Want to borrow a feeling? Need a spankalogical protocol? In your face, space coyote, today is the last of the golden era. Go on down to your local steel mill, it's a Day 4 of the Simpsons Marathon thread
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Longbow sales in England shoot up to levels not seen since 1356 after weapon is profiled in new Doctor Who
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins apologizes for being an asshole about depression, suicide
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wrong aspect ratio ruins Simpsons marathon
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(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX triples its primetime audience thanks to reruns of The Simpsons
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson will donate $750,000 to charity if Floyd Mayweather can get over his illiteracy and read a page of Harry Potter in front of the camera
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paul Reubens will portray a villain in the second season of The Blacklist. Don't f*ck with his bicycle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Daleks are the most feared species in the Doctor Who universe, able to bring even the all-powerful Time Lords to the brink of defeat. So where did that technological superiority come from?"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who does Warner Bros. want to play Randall Flagg in upcoming big-screen adaptation of Stephen King's The Stand? M-O-O-N, that spells McConaughey
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Canadians hate Justin Bieber so much that Canadian customs officials have to be bribed to let him into the country
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mark David Chapman once again denied parole, with the three person parole board saying they decided against releasing him because his "actions devastated those who loved the victim." Imagine that
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to live at 0001 Cemetery Lane, now's your chance. Note: must be creepy and kooky and altogether spooky
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adult female gamers now outnumber teenage boys 2:1
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Version 1.0 of the most requested movie tie-in product of all time has been released. If you don't already know what this is, there are spoilers in the link
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So you was looking forward to 'Emerald City' right? Yeah...about that
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rachel Dratch to join Parks & Recreation for final season. *sad trombone*
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... Again
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Fri August 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan needs a lover that won't drive her crazy
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(The Noobist)
 
 
 
The Hollywood conspiracy to kill Steve Buscemi
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
The 17 movie couples with the least chemistry. Yep, that one is on there
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Spielberg to bring Minority Report to TV. The precogs told us so
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Simpsons Marathon Day 2 Discussion Thread. Season 3 starts at 3:30AM ET while Season 4 begins at 3:30PM ET on FXX (LGT complete schedule)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron discovered God on the set of Growing Pains when he finally stopped believing in that silly old childish notion of evolution and went to church to get the real, grown-up facts
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford pulls her kids out of Malibu school due to classroom toxins, as opposed to Los Angeles schools that have dangerously high levels of lead flying through the air
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While you were worrying how to pay next year's tuition, Farrah Abraham just signed a $500,000 contract to "dance"
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
It turns out that TMZ is not the bastion of journalistic integrity we thought it was
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins writes new essay entitled "F*CK SUICIDE," manages to criticize and demean Robin Williams and anyone with crippling depression
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Myth: People will still watch Mythbusters after Kari, Tory, and Grant leave the show. ☐ Confirmed ☐ Plausible ☐ Busted
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland arrested for stealing razors and meth possession. He's half the man he used to be
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Thu August 21, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
ABC's Good Morning America presents "Food Mix and Mash-Up" Buzzfeed listicle of bizarre recipes, asks its millions of bored viewers to vote for their favorite. Naturally, they pick the pimento cheeseburger corn dog
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Inside Casey Kasem's sad, bizarre final days
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A perfectly cromulent guide to The Simpsons marathon
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
David Yates in talks to write the Harry Potter spin-off novel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
'Bill Murray Day' has officially been -- eh, I had you at Bill Murray
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge rules Shakira hit song Loca 'broke copyright laws,' is still pretty darn hip
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Town says that it usually waits 20 years to memorialize someone with a statue unless of course it's Amy Winehouse, then the approval process picks up speed
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
In celebration of FXX's twelve-day marathon of every Simpsons episode ever, here's the greatest line from every character EVER
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon headed for divorce. The only question is who gets custody of the crazy
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Doctor Who world tour comes to an end in Rio. No word if Clara was seen dancing on the sand
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Kanye West's Yeezus Tour sneakers are now available to buy - and made from pony hair, unsurprisingly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Dating Naked" star is angry that people saw her naked
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Billy Crystal will give Robin Williams a true sendoff in next week's Emmy's "In Memoriam" segment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Germany's version of 50 Shades is as German as you thought it could be
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
"Saved by the Bell" is turning 25 years old. To put that in perspective, if someone was born when the show came out, they would be 25 years old today. Wow
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof reuniting the Boomtown Rats for a small US tour. No word if any concerts will be on Mondays
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she can't leave her house due to cyberbullying. Gene Leonhardt announces he will backtrace them there bastards
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Wed August 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Phil Collins will headline a charity concert in Miami, his first live performance in four years
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(I4U)
 
 
 
Linda Ronstandt: Arizona is full of Christians, and I don't want to expose my kids to that kind of people
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
41 years ago today in a once obscure Texas ghost town, ten plus musicians gathered together and recorded arguably one of the finest live shows ever. ¡VIVA TERLINGUA
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why the MPAA thinks all gay people should be rated 'R'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After 45 years, Leonard Maltin's movie guide will cease print publication. Now who will continue to give movies like Laserblast three stars?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry, Phillip." Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, star in children's Halloween special and wait for all of this to blow over
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Gary Busey claims to have spoken with Patrick Swayze's ghost
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
He bangs
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(Some Gotcha Journalist)
 
 
 
Remember "The Flipside," the attempt by conservatives to counter-balance "The Daily Show?" They managed to get only a few good stations to sign up
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Attention, concert-goers: Please stop photographing Kate Bush
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper to produce, star in adaptation of Mack Bolan's Executioner series
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anchored by a career-best performance by Irish character actor Brendan Gleeson, "Calvary" might the best film about religion yet made to appeal to both believers and nonbelievers alike
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson confirms he'll rock the DC Universe in Shazam, but he hasn't revealed whom he'll play
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
J. Woww on "Jersey Shore," "Jersey Shore Massacre" and how she used to fantasize about combining the two
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Tue August 19, 2014
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Trying to get Bill Murray to a film festival for his own movie isn't as easy as it sounds
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New reality series starring Nick and Drew Lachey gets a series order at A&E, which stopped being about arts and/or entertainment several years ago
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Doctor Who series 8 episode titles and synopses revealed. Mummies, bank heists, the Orient Express, Robin Hood and complaining about how Moffat has ruined everything await
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Transform yourself into a celebrity in four easy steps
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Instead of sharing the massive profits from The Big Bang Theory with its actors, CBS and Time Warner should have cancelled the show. **gasp** Bazinga. **canned laughter**
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: Benedict Cumberbatch is KHAN. DIFFICULTY: I didn't tell you what movie
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Uh, this was voted the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Really
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What went wrong with the often-rumored but never confirmed Highlander II
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
How one terrible movie ruined Hollywood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Stallone pumps iron during intense CrossFit workout. News: Jackie Stallone, age 92
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
Emmy-winning TV host and professional culinary celebrity Anthony Bourdain: "I am not an educator, a role model or an ambassador. I'd love to say that's my agenda, but it's much more selfish than that"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears accused of lip-synching. Manager: "She's singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There's no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time." Tag is for...well, you know
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 49th birthday to the wife of the legend who taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Here she is explaining how that great hero named Kevin Bacon first asked her out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Son of Drunken Master arrested in Beijing for being a Tokin' Master
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(Short List)
 
 
 
When adaptations deviate from the books and cause unbearable smugness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Gene Simmons kind comments about depression, the next KISS concert in Seattle as likely as peace in the Middle east
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey defends the fanny pack. The remainder of this headline is no longer permitted under the new FarQ
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Dakota Fanning is all grown up and turning heads in NYC
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Bravo to re-air legendary 2001 Robin Williams episode of "Inside the Actors Studio" this Thursday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen trolls the ice bucket challenge in the only way Charlie knows how. #winning
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news out of Detroit: Bob Seger is releasing his first new album in eight years this October. LIKE A ROCK
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Judy Greer joins the cast of Ant-Man. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tell St. Peter what he won, Don Pardo
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves is getting a TV show. Whoa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera reveals this week's Farked-up baby name
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(io9)
 
 
 
Many movies are based on true stories. Like Schindler's List, Erin Brockovich, The Blob, InvinciWAIT WHAT?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skeletor Spice says she isn't interested in Spice Girls reunion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
TMNT once again beats Guardians at the box office showing why we can't have nice things
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourself for some earth-shattering news. Are you sitting down? Take a deep breath. Ready? Here you go - the September cover of Vogue features a photo of fashion models
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba threw an impressive first pitch at this past weekend's Dodger game
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little House on the Prairie to get a grim and gritty reboot. Well, grimmer and grittier
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Social media resurrected Arnold Horshack just to kill him off again so the celebrity death trifecta could be completed. That's almost as sad as Season 4 of Welcome Back, Kotter, where Kotter didn't bother to show up
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith resume their tour after Joey Kramer kickstarts his heart
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Because Sylvester Stallone can't fathom why his third foray into The Expendables would fail and bomb harshly at the box office, he's blaming movie pirates
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