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Sun July 20, 2014
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Do Eric and Pam follow the Yellow Brick Road? Does Jason get a brain? Is Andy still a cowardly lion? Who's the vampire behind the curtain? 'Return to Oz' on tonight's episode of 'True Blood.'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes remains #1 at the box office with $35 million while The Purge 2: Purgelectric Boogaloo is #2 with $30 million. Newcomers Planes: Fire & Rescue and Sex Tape take #3 and #4, barely making it past $15 million
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snorting coke and drinking out-of-date lager is no way to go through life, homeless Ewok actor
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(White House)
 
 
 
The official Presidential petition to have "Weird Al" Yankovic as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Wanna create an off-the-hook Guy-talian dish? With the Guy Fieri Dish Generator, you can book your own ticket to Flavortown, bra
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you still think that Leann Rimes needs to eat a few extra sandwiches, these latest photos come with a serving of humble pie
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel sets release dates for films through 2019, figuring people won't yet be sick of these stupid comic book movies by then
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who is the tall dead stranger there? Maverick is his name
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A complete, concise guide that will help Chicagoans survive the annual Pitchfork Hipsterfest
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Skye McCole Bartusiak is now an ex-Patriot
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Sat July 19, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Networks pushing to end same-day and live ratings, say it is the equivalent of "reporting the winning sports team in the third inning." Terrible metaphor aside, it makes sense
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Primus drummer suffers heart attack. Primus sucks
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Wanna see a compilation of kids saying "fark" in the movies? No, not "fark," "fark." No... kids saying "fark." Stupid farking fark filter. fark
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
Gravity meets Lego Movie as Sandra Bullock signs on for Tupperware - The Movie
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weird Al is set to have his first #1 album on the Billboard charts with "Mandatory Fun." About time
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Falling Skies will get another season, but thankfully it will be its last
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Do you like Cormac McCarthys books said the submitter. I don't know some of them are ok said the Farker. Well heres a list of the five best said the submitter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Stephen King can't write
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
George Harrison goes back in time to take selfies, and then posts them from beyond the grave
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(AP)
 
 
 
U.K.'s High Court orders "Glee" to change its name, broadcast more British Invasion-themed episodes
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
What if I told you there's gonna be a Mike Tyson cartoon where Mike Tyson solves mysteries, aided by the Mike Tyson Mystery Team: the Ghost of the Marquess of Queensbury, Mike's adopted Korean daughter, and a pigeon who was once a man? No YOU shut up
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
For series eight of Doctor Who. it'll be 'back to the basics'
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(io9)
 
 
 
Space Invaders, the movie: What's not to love about a two-hour drama of shooting at rows of slowly descending aliens?
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
In a world where Kevin James is President, badass gamer Peter Dinklage sports an awesome mullet
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion
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(Team Coco)
 
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Conan O'Brien and Dave Franco join Tinder to meet beautiful women, using quite possibly the greatest pickup line in Tinder history
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
What did Tim McGraw's five fingers say to the crotch-grabber's face?
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(io9)
 
 
 
Fresh off his successful Buffy return napkin-style, Joss Whedon resurrects Firefly and Wash
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate the birthday of Martha Reeves with some dancing in the street, Motown style
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as reassuring as you'd expect
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'True Blood' actress cast as Daredevil's love interest. He will have to feel his way through that one
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Planes, Fire & Rescue' is actually..pretty...good?
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Hard to believe, but once upon a time Kanye wasn't a douchebag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Next on CBS, "The Big Paycheck Theory." You're in my spot
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Did Ned Stark himself just confirm the most popular Game of Thrones fan theory? Book reader self-righteousness is coming
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(Short List)
 
 
 
It's Hunter S Thompson's birthday so you can either get high off your face in acid or read his greatest pieces of wisdom. Free will
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
As always, Jason Biggs keeps it classy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elaine Stritch, darling of Broadway and television, has died at age 89
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Thu July 17, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Andy Samberg says being fired from SNL can be a positive thing. Just ask Morwena Banks, Beth Cahill, Tony Rosato, Gail Matthias, Michaela Watkins, Melanie Hutsell, and Jeff Richards
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gary Oldman tells Andy Serkis that he will never, ever, ever, win an Oscar
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(io9)
 
 
 
These full-sized wire fairies of Trentham Gardens are amazing
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Except for music, talent, longevity, notoriety, fashion, career, success, fame, net worth, musical ability, gender, race, age, and sexual preferences, Taylor Swift is the closest thing today that harkens to Michael Jackson
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Dating Naked' is a TV show. That people made. With real money
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in Epic Obituaries: "I thought I was just going to get high and get laid, but found these incredible, magical drag queens in giant wigs wearing 12 pairs of false eyelashes at once; when they blinked you would hear it"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Batman celebrates his 75th birthday: "Our culture has changed vastly since 1939 but the remarkable thing is that Batman has changed, adapted and remained relevant to it. Batman launched before Pearl Harbor. He's now lasted 14 years past 9/11"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Thirty disastrously amusing album flops
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(Short List)
 
 
 
I'll see your female Thor and raise you with an attractive and successful Captain-American
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hot male model thinks his face tattoos of just random words inked all over his skull "will take him to the next level of modelling"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rubenesque Kate Upton falling out of her bikini to the left; quotes about the hideous manatee from Studman to the right
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(AP)
 
 
 
Lonely biologist names newly discovered water mite species after Jennifer Lopez, citing its unusually large opisthosoma
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today was all excited and cheerleady about Archie Andrews PC ending, and then his last words reminded everyone that he is Archie Andrews
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Blues legend Johnny Winter dead at 70. Good night white man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good News: Danica McKellar is engaged. Bad News: Not to you
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First trailer for 12 Monkeys. This is not some weird time-travel paradox
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want a Breaking Bad sequel starring Val Kilmer and Slash?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Marvel gives us the traditional first glimpse of its bad guy for Avengers 2 and you can just hear Joss Whedon laughing all the way to the bank
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's socialite friend returns her adopted son after one night because his cries kept her awake
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey doesn't want anyone listening to her music. Which puts her in agreement with everyone else
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Now, THIS is how you effectively troll an entire generation
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't think he deserves his Cumberbiatches
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic faces something of a crisis in his career: by the time he can get an album out the old-fashioned way, a thousand amateurs have posted their own song parodies to YouTube
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tiki culture in America had its day and then faded away. Why the long face?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Twenty-two lessons on how to be a great writer, by Stephen King
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem may have reached for the stars, but his body is still stinking up the joint
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh, Hi America. Tommy Wiseau is unleashing his sitcom "The Neighbors" soon
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The innocent casualties of Tom Hanks movies
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(Short List)
 
 
 
You won't want to go back to 2D Futurama once you've seen 3D Futurama
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Luckiest boyfriend EVER
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's latest music video is an explosion of glitter, unicorns, rainbows and autotune. Warning: You might get a seizure from all the fabulousness
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
The 10 best songs by bad musicians. The Doors are there. So, inexplicably, is John Tesh
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A unique cat cafe that looks like it came out of a fantasy movie or book
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Corey Harrison from PAWN STARS loses 192lbs, concentrating his douchebaggery by a factor of at least 3
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man goes on quest to find 12 hidden treasures from a 1982 treasure hunt book, of which only two have ever been found, and he's open to some help along the way
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Tired of bullshiat, sparkling vampires that are excuses for showing softcore, and fueling teen angst? Prepare to be happy with Guillermo del Toro's latest TV series
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why is skeletor wearing a four-year-old's Hello Kitty pajama set? What the hell is his problem?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chimps attend 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' screening. DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS (w/ pics of your future primate overlords)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chat show host who really hates binge drinking and casual sex gets pepper sprayed in a place where people go to binge drink and have casual sex
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DJ Hodor
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Drug addicts in the symphony orchestra
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Leah Remini reveals the best thing about leaving Scientology: "I can drink every other day"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson reveals the same seven meals he ate every day for six months to prepare for Hercules. Cast members definitely could smell what the Rock was cooking
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
SNL has fired its first cast member this summer. Five guesses who it is. Just kidding, no one knows this guy's name
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Stan Lee: 'Marvel should hire Kevin Smith to direct one of its movies'
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(YouTube)
 
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Linda Ronstadt is 68 today. Travel back to 1974 and try not to be distracted by her legs as she sings "You're No Good"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
TIL Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite has spent the last decade morphing into Johnny Depp
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How do you make a 4-year-old's drawings look both crappier and yet more terrifying? Recreate them in 3-D
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MTV debuts new show featuring vicenarian virgins. Otherwise known as Comic Con International
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The ten best Weird Al videos ever on the left. Heated discussions over your favorite "left out" video on the right
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan threatens England with her permanent residency
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
We're finally getting Ambiguously Gay Duo action figures, but they're only for sale at Comic-Con
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(seriouslyomg)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar is going through some tough times and has opened a lemonade stand in order to keep up with her bills. Just kidding, it's for her kids and the proceeds are going to be split between charities Love Recycled and One Voice LA
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Mon July 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bright Eyes frontman vindicated after "rape victim" admits she lied for attention, but he won't let that stop him from having a good cry about it
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Jack find any more Russians to kill? Will Audrey end up dead like most of the women in Jack's life? Will the US go to war with China? Who is in the coffin? This is your season finale of 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The BBC name Ed Sheeran as "most influential" artist for black and urban music. Seems legit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Weird Al's first video release from his new album is in horribly poor taste
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga grows a beard. For art (some images are Not safe for work)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver wants you to know Warren G. Harding's recently uncovered love letters are actually "smutty f--k notes"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Heroes' creator plans to use mostly new characters for reboot (because his former stars are turning him down)
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Former "3rd rock from the Sun" star Kristen Johnson: as a matter of fact, it actually WAS Lupus
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon hand drew a new Buffy episode on a napkin for a fan because Joss Whedon is the best
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Archie is going to Hell
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