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Sun June 29, 2014
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(io9)
 
 
 
NBC refuses to allow John Constantine: Hellblazer to do the one thing his character is most known for
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How does humanity react after The Rapture? Will Tom Perrotta's novel translate well to the screen? Will Damon Lindelof brush off the criticism about Lost running 6 seasons too long? Will Liv Tyler get naked? HBO's The Leftovers begins at 9PM ET
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Pam find Eric? Can Jessica control herself with Adilyn? Does anyone care anymore? Oh well, at least Tara is gone from HBO's final season of 'True Blood.' 9 pm ET on HBO
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The BET awards start off with a bang
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The leads have dropped out of the biopic based on the life of Aaliyah. Here we go again
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Is there anything more humiliating than getting injured at a Beck concert in Detroit?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
While the world could certainly use less derp, what we really want is more Derpy. Post ponies
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 becomes the biggest film of 2014, earning nearly $100 million opening weekend and securing the #1 spot at the box office. 22 Jump Street is #2 with $15 million, and last week's top film, Think Like a Man Too, plummeted sharply
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is dead
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Whores d'Oeuvres
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
WWE star steps up and answers the question: "How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tommy Chong supports E-joints. If they work, he'll also support A, B, C, and D joints
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to star in London production of the play "Speed-The-Plow." Not to be confused with her recent court appearances for speeding while plowed
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Dune CEO no longer controls the spice
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
There is another. Carrie Fisher's daughter joins the cast of Star Wars Episode VII
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Billy Mays here to tell you it's the 5th anniversary of my death
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Concept art for Ron Howard's adaptation of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" makes you wonder what sort of studio Crimson King keeps it from happening
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(India.com)
 
 
 
Happy 88th birthday to the man who can still jump the queen
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doctor Who season 8 finally scheduled to premiere in late August. BBC America promises to spend the next two months figuring out how best to screw things up
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Billboard for new Guillermo del Toro TV horror series is grossing out Los Angeles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Actor who plays Jon Snow knows nothing about Game of Thrones [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Director Roberto Orci says Star Trek 3 will boldly go where the previous two movies haven't: Outer space
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer doesn't understand why people don't tolerate misogyny
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Every single Stephen King movie and TV show currently in development
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's all over now for Bobby Womack
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ice-T's grandson arrested for shooting and killing his roommate. At least the next season of Law & Order: SVU has a new plotpoint
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Shia Labeouf accused. "of having talent" not the rest of the headline
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
When Robert De Niro knocks on your door and asks to watch the soccer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amy Adams gives her first-class seat to soldier to thank him for surviving stay in ravaged hell-hole. But enough about Detroit
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes gives 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' 18%, but you've already dropped $16 on Fandango to see it in IMAX 3D anyway
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pat Sajak makes a gay contestant feel uncomfortable in 3 .. 2... 1
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(Social News Daily)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage meets Grumpy Cat and the internet swallows its own tail
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy reportedly fired from The View. But now where will housewives learn that the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Secret of the Friend Zone
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently krabs are kosher as long as they're krusty
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
With inflatable boobs and a phallic climbing wall, the Museum of Sex has got what you need (pics not safe for work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The longest movie plot summary on Wikipedia belongs to a Disney Channel original movie that was made in 2000
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(The CW DC)
 
 
 
Mark "Don't Call Me Marky Mark" Wahlberg stars as Cade - the only Texan in the world who sounds like he was born and raised in South Boston
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five things you really need to know about the Hoff's new reality TV show
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown could get a reality show on BET, and it would be a guaranteed hit
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Readers' Poll: The 10 Worst Movies of 2014 So Far
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Jaw-dropping new trailer for Into The Storm makes Twister look like a mild breeze
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger could become US Ambassador to Russia to discuss divorce issue with Putin, says Nikita Khrushchev's great-granddaughter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Who here is brave (or insane) enough to scroll down? *curls into fetal position* Is it Not safe for work and lunch, or just Not safe for work?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Guillermo del Toro's Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots II set for a 2017 release
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Steven Wright walks down street wearing glasses when prescription runs out, sustains foot injury
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you're related to Liam Neeson in any way, wear a helmet
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
It's getting harder and harder to hate Seth MacFarlane
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(Never Underdressed)
 
 
 
Couples on magazine covers. Why one of you ALWAYS has to be naked (Not safe for work images)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke has become the creepiest singer in music, though some would say he's always been that way
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says next 'Game of Thrones' book will have more deaths, betrayals, weddings. And he's probably going to start writing it any day now
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Entertainment Tonight painfully tries to explain Guardians of the Galaxy to its audience
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe bites the magical hand that fed him
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Musical about the Clintons comes to New York. Theater goers reminded that it isn't over until the fat lady gets on her knees
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(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Fact: The best orchestra bosses are women
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(Edge Online)
 
 
 
Why the open world video game genre is its own worst enemy. If you immediately thought 'side quests,' here, have a cookie
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Avicii drops the bass on 36 people, sending them to the hospital
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Adam Levine's "I'm not a douche" profile proves that he is indeed a douche. "Levine is the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's get this obit off to a roaring start by describing the deceased as "a former jail bird, crack fiend, serial womaniser and sometime poet and arboriculturalist"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Against all odds, Phil Collins has decided to donate his collection of Texas Revolution artifacts to the Alamo so you can take a look at them now
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Following on from the likes of Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator comes Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This just in: Gordon Lightfoot can finally stop wincing when he gets to the line about a main hatchway caving in when he sings "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin: Crikey, dress your age, girls
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
RIP, sword-spinning guy
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Party on, Tarth
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Who's for a Game of 5-a-side Thrones? No subs, murder is encouraged and the kits are stunning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I guess he's not really a "Survivor" after all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Someone spent $2 million to find out just what the hell Bob Dylan was saying in Like a Rolling Stone
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(Boing Boing)
 
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Bob Mould of Hüsker Dü talks about the DIY punk subculture, living as a gay man at the outbreak of the AIDS epidemic, and why he isn't taking his legendary blue guitar on tour anymore
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
"We would therefore also like to make it clear that the statement attributed to Iggy Pop that he believes Justin Bieber is the future of rock and roll does not represent Iggy Pop's personal opinion"
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters to return to "The View", says it was difficult getting used to having conversations where only one person was talking at a time
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' actress says her character is dead and even the cries of a thousand nerds can't bring her back
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"I'd like to apologize to the Jews running Hollywood for saying that the Jews run Hollywood"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Dog watched World Cup games in New York and couldn't have been more supportive of soccer fans. Just kidding. He POOPED all over them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise denies rumors he will be in Star Wars: Episode VII. "I wish I could just romp. But I can't. We (scientologists) are the authorities on The Force, and when we see the Dark Side, we are the only ones who can do something about it"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn freaked out by her own horror movie, that her 15 minutes aren't up yet
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sooo... no deal, then?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Midge Ure releasing a new solo album, will go on tour with Howard Jones and one of the Thompson Twins. It's like those two weeks in 1983 all over again
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
George Clooney checks what his ride will look like in 25 years, even though he'll have a new model in less than 10
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hey buddy, this new Pauly Shore documentary looks just as depressing as you might guess a movie about a faded comedian hanging out in strip clubs would be
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Tue June 24, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
And the new Star Wars museum will be located in... Chicago?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the f--k Tombstone and Wyatt Earp came out six months apart?
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
All thirty films of Keanu Reeves, "one of America's best and weirdest movie stars," listed in order of performance quality. Whoa
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
*Spins the Hollywood reboot wheel* ... next up: the original "Predator" from 1987
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Software modder turns GTA V into a first-person shooter
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Idol judges, host all set to return for another season of falling ratings, ever-increasing irrelevance and a chance to crown another barely-talented kid with no chance of industry success
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Eight year-olds would be twenty-four year-olds now, dude
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In what could have been the greatest, or most unsettling, movie ever made. David Cronenberg turned down an opportunity to direct one of the Star Wars sequels
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fan of rival group opens fire on crowd at performance by rap group Migos, kills bystander. Guess the shooter isn't a fan of Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man conquers writer's block by writing 400,000 words a year, has an astonishingly impressive number of rejected headlines on Fark.com
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(io9)
 
 
 
Right, we're House Windsor, come to take the Iron Throne. Piss off, you lot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FAP FAP FAP... Penny. FAP FAP FAP... Penny. FAP FAP FAP... Penny
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oldman yells at cloud
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Mon June 23, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How quickly will Catelyn Stark change her mind and continue the attacks after she seemingly succeeded in her goal? How many sockets will Chloe have to open to neutralize the drones? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm on Fox
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Prince Jackson wants to follow in his father's footsteps. Isn't he pale enough already?
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(Female First)
 
 
 
"While the sudden outpouring of concern for the welfare of my penis is heartwarming indeed (it brings a tear to my eye, it really does), it's not like someone tried to chop him off or he suddenly developed the ability to do calculus or something"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what a Luke Bryan is, but his fans sure know how to make a mess
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers says Kristen Stewart threatened to sue her because of comments made by Rivers that alleged the only reason Stewart was famous was because she f*cked her way into a career
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pee-Wee Herman sketch stolen from ice cream shop. Police assume it was probably just jerked off the wall
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sting doesn't want to "burden" his kids with inheriting his fortune of $316 million, so he and his wife are spending it all
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