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Sun May 25, 2014
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Don Henley responds to a washed-up, has-been's claims that the only reason The Eagles reunited was because of boredom
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael C. Hall also hated the Dexter series finale, so there's that, at least
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rapper Ti gets into fight with boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. at Fatburger in Vegas. Police trying to determine the cause of their beef
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(AVN)
 
 
 
Male porn star dies from a snakebite. That's not a euphemism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mad Men" closes out its 2014 half of Season 7. Don't fall out a window or cut off your nipple; it'll finish next year. 10 PM EST on AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's anime-to-live action travesty: Michael Bay to direct "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Escape pod crash landing. Goggles. Leather helmet. Desolate planet. The words of H.G. Wells. Forget Big Bird. This is why PBS is awesome
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
When 70 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Happy birthday to Frank Oz
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scorpions lead singer Klaus Meine turns 66 today. From 1984, here's the band in their heyday with a rocking live rendition of The Zoo
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Judge calls lawyer suing Led Zeppelin "unprofessional and offensive." Just like all those promises of a reunion tour
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why click on a link to the twenty best bikinis in movies and television? Because it's Sunday, that's why. Do you really need any more reason?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I don't know what a wiz khalifa is but one just got arrested for weed down in Texas
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
From King Lear to Magneto, from Macbeth to Gandalf he's played them all and he is awesome. Sir Ian McKellen is seventy-five years young today
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher: "I want to get Leia right." Don't we all?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
X-Men: Days of Future Past knocks Godzilla from the top spot at the box office, raking in over $90 million. Adam Sandler's latest ball of idiocy, Blended, bombs with $13 million while Neighbors crosses the $100 million mark
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why Mr. Rogers is a pivotal figure in modern childhood education. Prince Tuesday agrees
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gives $545,000 to charity. Surprisingly, 'charity' wasn't a stripper
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(Some Hoopy Frood)
 
 
 
Today is towel day. Don't Panic if you forgot. There's still time to get to one of the linked celebrations. So long, Douglas, and thanks for all the fish
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lifetime will crack into music biopics by airing a drama about the tumultuous relationship between Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston
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Sat May 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bring out the Gimp
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
MTV Cribs: Star Wars Stormtrooper edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hannibal's season finale was up in the ratings, given it was the only thing worth watching on any network Friday night
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The premiere dates for new and returning Summer TV shows are here, including, most importantly, the premiere date of SyFy's The Wil Wheaton Project
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(io9)
 
 
 
Since there's no Game of Thrones episode this week, it's the perfect time for a leak about the new cast members for season 5. Time to speculate wildly about who they will cast
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
And lo, the seventh sign fell upon the earth as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sealed their marital union, and it was that the rivers were awash in blood, the heavens were torn asunder by lightning, and the ground quaked in anguish
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(WTF Did I Just Read?)
 
 
 
Chick from Cyprus driving vintage Corvette who hosts reality tv series nobody's heard of headlines Memorial Day Car Show for America's Heroes in North Hollywood Cemetery that hold the remains of Oliver Hardy AND 'Curly Joe' DeRita
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: middle-school concert. News: parent is called on stage to sing. Fark: Phil Collins
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Numbskull stage diver tackled by security, kicked in the head by band at Maryland Death Fest. Apparently didn't get the memo that this isn't the '80s (with video)
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Time to brush off the Cheetos dust from your clothes, brush your teeth, comb your hair and tuck in your shirt. Sofia Vergara breaks off engagement to Nick Loeb
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
It looks like Mary Tyler Moore is not going to make it after all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So long Mos Def, the sound of that door hitting your ass is better than most of your music
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Which vocalist has the greatest range? Elvis? Mariah? The answer will bring you to your sha na na na knees, please
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The challenge: name that drum fill
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Morrissey manages to piss off all of his fans in the Midwest after cutting his show in Nebraska short because he misunderstood a fan's comment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler says he knows his movies are pieces of shiat, but the only reason he makes them is because it's basically a paid, fancy vacation. And people still pay to see him do the same thing over and over again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the usual list of "controversial" books that... wait, 'Where's Waldo' had a topless chick in it? And that's a reason to ban the book?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin fired from his job as a waiter for being as douchy as his t-shirts would lead you to believe he is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NBC anchor Brian Williams lands an exclusive interview with Edward Snowden, according to information leaked to CBS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty star recorded making homophobic remarks again. In a completely unrelated story, season 6 of Duck Dynasty is scheduled to begin in early June
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore discuss the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which aired twenty years ago. Holy shiat, subby feels old
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jack White: "Shut up, Meg"
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Kingdom set to reopen this Saturday, Louisville area maimings set to rise this summer
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan: Cat Enthusiast
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(Brooklyn Based)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim food trucks OVER, are now into the appreciation of "art trucks" that stage short plays and exhibit upcycled illustrations from back of rental truck as part of so-called "mobile art movement"
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Edgar Wright departs Marvel's Ant-Man over tiny differences. How Rudd
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
The surviving members of GWAR are going to open a restaurant serving "intergalactic junk food"
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
The trailer for Kristen Stewart's new movie, "The Clouds of Sils Maria" has been released and she's very excited about the film, maybe, I'm assuming anyway, I mean, it's kinda hard to tell for sure, but one would think
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If Michael Jackson is still alive, he's currently studying at a California high school
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(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Sony says it is already making profit on PS4 hardware as gamers snap new console off store shelves then begin interminable wait for someone to make some games to play on it
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
With a glut of forgettable CGI effects standing in for actual scripts and a seemingly endless conveyor line of comic book adaptations inflicted on theatres this summer, even the mainstream media is noting that Hollywood is out of ideas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sheen goes off on Rihanna via TwitLonger. Well, "goes off" is a bit of a stretch. More like, "makes a complete arse of himself"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LotR true meaning revealed. Well not today. Certainly not in this long-winded article
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tupac Shakur's final words? We'll give you three guesses
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lobot. The answer is Lobot
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman on helium. You're welcome
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton eats a cheeseburger, world thinks she's pregnant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news: "Black Mass" is being turned into a movie. Bad News: Johnny Depp is involved. WTF IS THIS SHIAT?: He's playing Whitey Bulger
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So, according to Rotten Tomatoes, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' is basically a perfect movie
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Of all the cool things about Patrick Stewart, Stephen Colbert is most impressed that Sir Patrick books in coach
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In the distant year 2010, two alien invasion movies battled to see which could be the worst film ever paired with cutting-edge special effects. Only one glowed red enough for a sequel
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(BBC)
 
 
 
J. J Abrams announces Star Wars cameo contest. Winner gets to cockpunch Jar Jar Binks
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers unveils the title of the new Superman/Batman film. Unfortunately for them, the title "Disaster Movie" was already taken
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Axl Rose is considering retiring his Guns n Roses tribute band
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Obvious: Tom Hanks to star in upcoming Steven Spielberg drama. Spiffy: Written by the Coen Brothers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock blindsides New Orleans high school graduates with a surprise commencement speech
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Wed May 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's grandkids are fighting over a $400 million fortune. Come for the accusations of conspiracy, mental incompetence and financial misconduct, but stay for the insinuations of kidnapping and incest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hollywood mom complains about Hollywood moms complaining
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Mike Myers doesn't care about George Bush's feelings
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's the cast of 'Mallrats' crammed into a hot tub
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(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 62nd birthday
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
That cool Batsuit pic? Yeah, forget that - Kevin Smith says Affleck's gonna wear blue and grey lycra
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hey girl, Ryan Gosling's new movie is terrible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headlines that lie: "Elle Fanning says what we're all thinking about Angelina Jolie." False: There's nothing in her comments about baby oil, satin sheets, knives or a leopard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
God said, "no." Duggars: fine, then. We'll use SCIENCE
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris releases autobiography in Choose Your Own Adventure style. If you'd like to come out as gay, turn to page 78. If you'd like to stay in the closet, turn to page 103
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Here's a top ten list that is ten items too long: the top ten Oasis songs
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(22 Words)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much it would cost to hire your favorite (or least favorite) band? Wonder no more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No no, you're not gullible. Obviously Britain's royal family would marry off Prince Harry on a reality show. Obviously
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out Pat Sajak has been riding the crazy train for a really looooooong time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lily Allen says she was offered the role of Yara Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" but turned it down due to the scene where Theon feels Yara up before realizing Yara is his sister, mostly because Theon is played by her actual brother Alfie Allen
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
...and now Molly Ringwald joins Jem and the Holograms. Some things should have stayed in the '80s
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best parents in the world, Will and Jada Smith, are investigated by CPS because of the photo of their 13-year-old daughter lying in bed with a 20-year-old man. So... how's that 'letting them do whatever they want' working out for you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think music festivals are too singular in musical style? How about one that includes Judas Priest, Wiz Khalifa, Dinosaur Jr. and Jello Biafra?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC is no longer the worst network on television
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Morrissey streams new song "Istanbul." Not Constantinople
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫And I'd like to take a minute - Just sit right there, I'll tell you how my pregnancy was announced by the Fresh Prince of Bel Air♫
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler walks up to group of strangers and begins screaming into their ear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Would you like to buy a vowel, you Unpatriotic Racist?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's apology to the perpetually offended comes from that "Thrift Shop' guy
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Petty to include new album with the concert tickets bought by people that just want to hear him sing those 'Refugee' and 'Free Falling' songs
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Gravity" director Alfonso Cuaron returns to Azkaban
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Michael Lohan's girlfriend sentenced to six months in jail, will still suffer the indignity of dating a Lohan
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones summed up in 45 seconds. By Peter Dinklage [Spoilers in thread...and on the web, and on tv, and stuff....still, don't be a jerk about it.]
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rene Auberjonois will join the cast of Masters of Sex as the inventor of the pap smear, resulting in the most bizarre Star Trek crossover ever
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt's wife would prefer he go to strip clubs than play D&D
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Carell is Oscar bait with his new Cannes movie. Dwight Schrute seen practicing his serious face
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
George Clooney asks Matt Damon to be his best man. Somewhere, Brad Pitt is screaming into a pillow
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at the incredible collaboration between the greatest rock band in history and the greatest blues musician in history
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(Today)
 
 
 
John Stamos defends dumb 1990s TV, still can't defend his involvement with the video for 'Kokomo'
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
David Letterman now feels bad about humiliating Monica Lewinsky, says he should have treated her with the same respect as the women assistants on his show
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the Jem and the Holograms film couldn't get any worse, they've gone ahead and added Juliette Lewis as a "mystery character"
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(The Quietus)
 
 
 
"An incontinent yak's anus" and other gems to describe Coldplay's new album
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wait. Spring Breakers actually made money?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Kim, I can't attend your wedding, so I'm sending you a check for four months' profits of our sex tape. Enjoy the $47,000
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(Short List)
 
 
 
From the Ghanian take on Predator to the first dance/horror hybrid ever, here are the worst trailers ever
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd is reuniting, and a countdown clock on the band's website is teasing fans by hinting exactly when
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Possibly a little too soon, the Malaysian Airline disaster has been turned into a movie. In fairness it has dropped off everyone's radar
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(Live4ever)
 
 
 
'Dubstep killed guitar music - but it's coming back.' In related news, bands whose guitarists have only mastered two chords in eight years and who couldn't make eye contact with a crowd if their lives depended on it are also expecting a renaissance
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
'Motherf*cking shiat' just got real over at "The Daily Show" concerning the VA scandal
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
It was inevitable: PETA and Morrissey team up to make a video about a chicken that escapes a nugget farm and reunites with its mother
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drew's cousin reveals his life of drinking and debauchery
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Shield star Michael Jace detained by police after confessing to shooting his wife dead. Looks like Mark Wahlberg's fake penis wasn't the biggest dick in Boogie Nights after all
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Look at Matt Smith's muscles in the first trailer for Ryan Gosling's surreal directorial debut
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Why Temple of Doom was the greatest prequel of all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Department store sells 12 Years a Slave on DVD. News: By using a mannequin. FARK: A mannequin dressed in slave clothing. "It should clearly have never gone up"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jarvis Cocker writes handwritten note about premiere of new Pulp movie. Fans of Britpop everywhere squeal with delight as if they were common people
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Prince of Darkness, Godfather cinematographer Gordon Willis, is sleeping with the fishes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sum 41 appears to be Deryck Whibley's weight
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen King will make an obligatory cameo on the season premiere of Under the Dome
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell's original prop cellphone from "Burn Notice" hits E-Bay: Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the Nokia E5-00
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dominique Strauss-Kahn generating early Oscar buzz for "The Streisand Effect"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Where will Chloe's emotional distress create plot openings next? When will Catelyn Stark eliminate her daughters weak husband? Will any embassy staff survive in the face of Jack? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread at 9pm EDT on Fox
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was engineering a small screen Damien sequel on Lifetime
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twenty-nine people rushed to the hospital after dropping like the bass at an Avicii show
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The newest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy teams up a thief, two thugs, an assassin, and a maniac
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman reveals he had to wear a cocksock during the filming of his nude scenes for the latest X-Men movie, because his penis kept popping out and going 'SNIKT' at the most inopportune times
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seventy years young Rolling Stones frontman, Mick Jagger becomes great-grandfather after granddaughter Assisi gives birth to a baby girl. Now doesn't THAT make you feel old too, onion belters?
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Macklemore's totally not a Jewish stereotype costume totally didn't not piss off Jews
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Man floating in a tin can can't sing about it anymore because of US copyright law
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The story is ludicrous - Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here." "He fixes the exchange rates?" "Don't be fatuous, Dominique"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the piano teachers at the University of Washington are unionized because it takes 12 of them to play this one piece. (Skip to 1:30 to void the long intro.)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry joins Twitter, promises to try to not tweet while driving through any tunnels
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Turns out the Godzilla audio track matches the Jurassic Park trailer frighteningly well
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David Beckham is worth $336 million. But it doesn't stop his 15-year-old son taking a job at a coffee shop
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Apparently entertainment reporters at Cannes are just making things up in a desperate attempt to meet deadlines: Russian punk band Pussy Riot denies reports that they are starring with James Franco in the "Spring Breakers" sequel
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Why Return Of The Jedi deserves more love
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It looks like putting up with Avril Lavigne's shiat can wreak havoc on one's liver
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Four classic sitcoms to binge watch this summer (Bonus: Dick Van Dyke's weird side boner standing next to Mary Tyler Moore in a publicity photo)
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Brad Pitt tosses a beer to his neighbor Matthew McConaughey. That is all...and that is all we need
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Q: How many terrible moments did the Billboard Music Awards have? A: At least twelve
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Marilyn Manson's Mom dies from Alzheimer's. "Marilyn Manson's Mom" would be the perfect FARK handle
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Michael Jackson hologram performance at the Billboard Music Awards will leave you sad, terrified, fascinated
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"Americlap is a free game that utilizes your microphone to capture your clapping, which keeps an American flag from falling to the ground. If that's short, stupid and embarrassing, then all of America is short, stupid and embarrassing"
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Better call Saul. The cousins are coming
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Which rock legend is 69 today? Peter Townshend, that's who
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